/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ok /ck/. Redpill me on cumin.

Kosher Matzo Supply is Controlled by Jews!

I can't even... I don't even know what goes down in /pol/, every time I look at the front page for more than a few seconds I get shaky hands and begin to sweat severely.

>still drinking coffee instead of tea
>consuming the jewish bean in any form
>ever

>>5077817
It's an essential spice for a lot ethinc cuisines. Mexican, Indian, Middle Eastern, all use cumin quite a bit. Toast the seeds briefly in a dry pan until fragrant for best flavor. Just watch them carefully so they don't burn.

New research confirms that Hitler wasn't a vegetarian! It's just a jew conspiracy to discredit Him!

This makes liberals cry.

>>5077838

This looks like a bot posted it.

>>5077832

>1945 + 69
>still using the crystalline jew

Eating creole is degeneracy! Why don't you eat glorious Aryan cooking?

>come to board for 5 minutes
>leave for 5 months
>repeat
No seriously, even /mlp/ is a better board than /pol/. By orders of magnitude

>>5077883
Hey fuck your shit
I love my jew salt

>>5077996
This.
I check /pol/ about once every 5 or 6 months, and I scroll through the catalog or even just page 0 and that plenty enough bullshit for me. It's a cancer.

>>5077856
Nope, just little old me.

>>5078017
/pol/ can be fun when you realize that it's just /b/ with a feed to Fox News. The only people there who are serious are idiots.

>>5077996
Polack here, looking for recipes, found this.
Aside from the shillbots, commies, feminister, vegnanon, kikebomb, liberals, srs raids, shitposting, religious threads, bitcoin pump and dumping, off topic posts, stormweenies and liberturdians, our board is best board.

>>5077834
>Drinking tea, which contains flouride, The Mineral Jew
JIDF detected.

>>5077832
>non aryan ethnic scum, or possible faglord detected

You should be afraid and confused.

>>5078033
It's worth mentioning that this is pretty much the golden age of /pol/. Before moot started banning all the shitposters, it was wall to wall
>Redpill me on salad dressing
>Are hummingbirds white?
>>Xing the Y jew
>SHUT IT DOWN
Not to mention constant interracial porn spamming. These days it's a really nice place to go and hate everything.

Because /pol/ hates everything. Everything? Everything.

>>5078017
This thread actually prompted me to go check /pol/ again. Jesus wept, what a fucking shithole containment board full of clowns.

It's no wonder /pol/ is always trying to spill over onto other boards (like this thread, and /pol/ themed thread on every board...). If I were forced to be in /pol/, I'd want to find a home on antother board too.

Consider: How many times have you seen a thread on /pol/ that started "OH HAI /pol/! /ck/ HERE WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FOOD POLITICS LOLOLOL?!?!?!"

Never. Because that board is a useless shitstain.

>>5078076


you sound really butthurt

>>5078076
I'm guessing /pol/ hurt your feelings right?

>>5078076
Ex polack detected. Possibly a food Jew that was banished. Or part of the CookingIDF

>>5078083
>>5078119
>>5078122
>"Your board is a shithole containment board, lol"
>OMG U MAD MUST BEN BANNED SOMETHING SOMETHING JEWS TOPKEK LOL"

Yep, that's /pol/ in other boards alright!

>>5078076
lolololo are you FUCKING MADDDDD???????

>zed came to /k/

Get the fuck out, we don't want your filth. Post food or get lost.

>>5078192
agreed
>not enjoying /pol/ ironically
>shitposting in a thread making light /pol/ culture/humor

>>5078147
get lost tripshit

>>5078147

>UN-ironicaly shitposting in a thread themed on sarcastic shitposting

I don't think I like you.

OP here. /pol/ has one redeeming trait. Nightly KCTV watching thread where we sit around and watch TV from the DPRK.

Every once in a while they have a cooking show where 5 house wives are given some really crap ingredients and a bunch of dudes rate the dishes.

Pic related, it was from a weird pancake battle. Every ingredient was beige. Really frightening.

I record the whole broadcast day every night. I'll try to find some of the cooking shows and post them.

>2014 burning vegetables to make sugar
Oy vey it's another shoah!

Never forget the 6 million onions.

>>5078217
at that name

>>5077832
>>5077996
>>5078017
>>5078026
>>5078076

faggots

>>5078076

Somebody's upset he isn't white

>>5077832
Good goy.

Is it okay to prefer korean food over european? I really just love korean flavor and how refined the food is compared to greasy western shit.

tfw no kitchen filled with korean foods and ingredients

>tfw people think barbaric African cuisine is worthy of ever being served alongside classic dishes

IT's amazing how fucking simple and shit african food is. Do Not WANT

I can't wait until they make typing /pol/ an autoban on every board but /pol/. I have more respect for bronies than the filth that hang out there.

>>5078260
GET OUT FUCKING WEEABOO SCUM

>another board obsessed with /pol/

>>5078273
/pol/ is one of the best boards because they don't talk about consumer goods all day like half of the other boards.

>>5078260
>comparing one country to a continent
>and subsequently the cuisine from another fucking continent
>and their combined colonies
No, you are a near-sighted jackass and I plan on creating your disillusion.

>>5078273
ur trip felll off zed
go get some sleep

>>5078295
>>5078288
Korean Food > Japanese Food

>>5078307
I'm sure that if I was infatuated with plastic gooks I'd agree.

>>5078294
Gearsperging in other boards is bad, yes, but would I trade it for non-stop 24/7 "OMG DUHJINRUCEE VERBING THE ADJECTIVE JEW MUH RADEPILZ MASSA RAEC LOL SO MEME MUCH BOAERDCULCHUR LOLOLOL TOPKEK LE LE LE LE"?

no, I dont' think I would.

>>5078307
I never said it wasn't. I want to know why you think tiny peninsula food is better than a whole fucking continent's, and likely their descendants', food.

>>5077831
Oy vey the goyim know!

op here. Today I gave /ck/ the gift of cancer.

And Korean food? It's hard to get into stateside when every time you go out for Korean it's Kim Chi everywhere. There's lots of Moonies where I live and the majority of them are in marriages that are Korean + Japanese, so even when I go out for Japanese food, I'm getting Kim Chi.

>>5078363

Oh, you've never actually been to Korea.

>>5078321
whole catalog full of threads to chose from zed
why don't you kindly piss off to one im done with
the bread baking thread was ok
im sure you could fix that

>>5078363
Hey OP, next time maybe make a thread about food & cooking, cockface

>>5078076

This is you, isn't it? You fucking lonely, depressed piece of fucking human garbage.

>>5078260
No, you weeaboo faggot.

caramelizing onions is another Shoah!

>>5078321
go get banned from /k/ again faggot

>>5077883
>diamond crystal

>>5078374
>another tripfag shitposting

If this picture inflames your gluteal region, please do not hesitate to let out those delicious liberal tears.

After all, it is now manly to cry, no?

>>5078413
>wasting baby
>not cooking up African+Chinese fusion cuisine

>>5078416
Kek

Sounds bretty good

Time for some aryan superman food ITT.

>>5078412
It is impossible to shitpost in a shitty off-topic thread

>>5078416

What would it be, though?

Raw lower half with upper half soup?

>>5078427

>implying the bread's not some indian shit

Or is that the joke?

>>5078431
Hot and sour soup with piri piri, black rhino testicles with the baby boiled to death in the broth.

>>5078432

You're the joke, because that's rivita, a decidedly non-shitskin food.

>>5078437
its rYvita you fucking paki

>>5078436

>implying the cannibalistic part of african cuisine is that developed

>mfw /pol/ causes massive liberal anal pain on other boards

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00Qt1SYfRBg

>>5078076
>ALL MY BOARDS ARE PERFECT!!! THE CANCER ON THEM MUST BE /POL!!!

Seriously you are no better than /pol/ and it's hatred/paranoia of Jews.

>>5078187
Made me choke on my herbal jew.

I r8 8/8

>>5078442
That's the Chinese part.

>>5078440
>>5078437
>>5078396
>>5078371
>>5078288

Never thought I'd _actually_ turn this into a real /pol/ thread.

>>5078440

>snort
>nigger correcting anyone on anything apart from car theft or rape

ITT: /ck/ getting really fucking dark.

>>5078379

>StarTrek
>TopKeK

>>5078147
>>5078076
>tripfag also embarrassingly dumb as fuck
Who knew?

>>5078260
I go on /pol/ fairly often and this is funny

>not eating rice pudding with cinnamon every day
Are you even white?

>>5078449

You must leave half of it raw to pay homage to the cultural equality of the African/Chinese cuisine. Otherwise, letting the Chinese influence fully permeate the dish is racis.

>>5078447
Well at least you recognize that the other boards are good and /pol/ is shit. That's a start.

>>5078379
No, that's not me... although I DO have a super-cool 1980s dual-deck stereo... but yeah, Star Trek books are horribad.

>>5078465

>vanilla

Otherwise, 10/10, would eat. I like mine fucking milky, though. That makes me a super-aryan or something, I believe.

>>5078465
Gee i wonder who could be behind this post

So /ck/ what's the best Aryan food to eat?

>>5078447

>hatred/paranoia of Jews.

For your information.

>>5077843
>Hitler's favorite dish was roast pheasant.
>You've been red pilled by /pol/

>all the subhumans in this thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>5078469
>Well at least you recognize that the other boards are good and /pol/ is shit. That's a start.

>mfw this level of anal pain

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!!

>>>/pol/25070426

>>5077843

Source or gtfo.

>>5078469
>free speech, open expression debate
>shit
lol'd

You're too stupid to be real.

>>5078492
>kids falling over each other to see who can say nigger, jew, and gay agenda is good discourse
lol

>>5078484

>ferrero rocher
>he is doing well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJvrl3omq0k#t=34

>heil Hitler

>>5078290
they love us !

someone finally loves us !

>>5078498
>horrifically stupid strawman fallacy
lol

daily reminder
it's you faggots who fill /pol/, people go there to talk freely because this places doesn't let them do it.
if you complain and then tell someone who doesn't have the same opinion to you, to go back to /pol/, you have no one to blame but yourselves when people use /pol/'s board culture on other places.

I challenge you to find something more aryan than bacon.

>>5078508

>6 millions

>>5077813
whats the right temperate to cook jews at

>>5078485
I thought we were banning interracial cuck porn spam ?

>>5078508

>tfw no bacon in fridge

>>5078517
6 million Kalvin

>>5078517
6 trillion degrees you anti-semite

>>5078503
>strawman fallacy
I don't think you know what this means.

Let's take a quick glance at page 1 of /pol/:

>>25050459 (OP)
>I am a black man
Stopped right there. Fuck off nigger.

>>5077996

>zed

Zed you've been banned from /k/ so many times it's not even funny.

You might quite possibly me the most hated trip here

gtfo you faggot

>2014
>not drinking cum cocktails

Why are you homophobic bigots? It's time for you to accept the future and the progressive delights it holds.

Op here. Sorry I ruined /ck/

>>5078524
>I don't think you know what this means.
But of course I do.
>Let's take a quick glance at page 1 of /pol/:
Anecdotal fallacy now? Nice.

>>5078528

>making "cum" cocktails
>sneak in a few cocktails with actual cum
>nobody notices

>>5078527
You should probably take a break from internet for a while. Hypertension is a killer.

>>5078379
>Star Trek books
good goy, read the literary jew

>>5077996
>No seriously, even /mlp/ is a better board than /pol/. By orders of magnitude

funny part is many /pol/ fags are /mlp/ fags to

>/mlpol/ =master race

>>5078538
>dat irony

my GF bought her self the smitten kitchen cookbook, i thought it was the smitten kitten then i opened it up and JEWS


fuck this shill board anyway you know what goes in the oven

>>5078538

>everyone knows I'm a hated faggot
>someone calls me out

HURRR YOU'RE MAD DOOD

Please go reset your router faggot

>>5077832
You should rub your hands together like this, it should help alleviate the problem.

>>5078543

No. /pol/ hated /mlp/ so much they even made a comic to tell /mlp/ to fuck off.

>>5078254
Welp, I've got a new background!

this board is as degenerate as it comes. Fat people become fat because they eat food and what is this board promoting? Food. I hope you assholes are happy with yourself you ruin more lives than /k/

>>5078022
>>shill bot confirmed
>>Shut it down

>>5078543

>imblyign

>>5077813
Only George Bush can save us from this degeneracy

>>5078260
i believe the proper term is east aryan. anyways, what kind of red wine is /ck/ into?

I don't know why everyone's so buttmad.
/pol/'s actually pretty widely represented when it comes to political ideologies, and if you spend any time on there it shows. Their anti-Prism/NSA threads are breddy gud as well. If you disagree with the neo-Nazis, go tell them - just expect typical 4chan responses.

That being said, would it be considered racemixing if I had a sandwich with both red and yellow onions in it at the same time?

>>5078568
>yellow and red onions
>not the superior white onion

INTO THE OVEN !

>>5078568
>That being said, would it be considered racemixing if I had a sandwich with both red and yellow onions in it at the same time?

It doesn't matter, since you're going to eat the sandwich anyway.

Cross-pollinating the plants themselves, on the other hand...

>>5078147
>>5078321

its like you've never been to /pol/ before, and if you have you must have immediately read the worst shitposts and said fuck it /pol/ is one person and that person is retarded

please dont do this. /pol/ is easily the worst fucking board on this website. i fucking hate that place

>>5078568
>red onion
>yellow onion
>black onion

lol no. I only white onion.

>>5078572

He probably uses seeded brown bread too!

>>5078580
see
>>5078492

daily remindre that classical masculinity is about killing your own dinner

come home, white man, and bring a deer

>>5078576
No, it's many people that are schizoid but share the same attributes of fuck that don't take their meds. They're /x/ rejects. Saging.

>>5078576

>giving a shit about the opinion of some entitled tripfag
>feeding it with responses

For your information.

>>5078581
Maybe. My guess would be he's a fan of Jewish rye. I bet he even buys it from that heeb baker in his town.

>>5078580
alhamdulillah

can any brother tell me how to best make ram barbecue

salaamu alaykum

>>5078590

For your information.

>>5078590
What the fuck is this idiot trying to say?

/pol/ here, died laughing.

thanks guys I have a tear in my eye I'm laughing so hard.

pork chops=mudslime repellant

STOP THE SHILLBOTS FROM SLIDING THIS

>>5077832
lay off the cheeseburgers, fattass

>>5078605

HAHAHA

>>5078580
/pol/ is objectively the best board on 4chan; cope with the situation.

>>5078033
don't forget the fucking gun control

>>5078605
THEY'RE SLIDING IT

>>5077832

Are you serious?

Thanks for making my day, haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>>5077831

>>5078076
you're a useless shitstain, Zed. you come to /pol/ and bitch. that's about it.

>>5078586
dat happy doge :)

Also, all haters of /pol/ are JIDF, remeber /ck/!

>>5078612
Thank god they''re starting to die off.

I'm really /c/k/ so it hurts occasionally

>>5078543

we /pol/ didnt make /mlp/ our samson option because we like them. get your horse fuckery away from us degenerate

>>5078321
yeah, we do none of that. fuck off, you nigger

>>5078585
nigga, are you serious? there is never an actual debate. the second you disagree, you are a libtard nigger jew. there is no bait on that board, almost everyone there is legitimately the degenerate scum that plagues society. the irony is that every one there is white

>>5078610
>/10

>>5078543

Why do you do this? Why?

Are you someone who tries to ruin /pol/'s reputation by associating it with the manchildren over there? Or are you actually one of these deluded manchildren?

IT'S

HAPPENING

YOU COULD HAVE SEASONED IT

DON'T CALL IT BLAND WHEN YOU DIDN'T MARINATE

Foie Gras. Checkmate.

/thread

at least I hope.

>>5078625

I thought /int/ was our Samsung option?

>>5078624
>implying

dude I saw three today. three.

they're vamping up, but luckily, they're getting shittier

This is a raid by the way, there's a link here from /pol/

>>5078600

idk but if he took jamal's cock out of his mouth we might better understand him

>>5078629
>implying everyone on /pol/ is white

hahahaha
aisan here. ching chong and fucky you

>>5078635
/int/ is almost /pol/.

>>5078633

Top_post_nigga.jpg

ITS HAPPENING

>>5078629
>the second you disagree, you are a libtard nigger jew

What's the issue with that? As long as you are having an actual argument, the fact that your opponent may decide to call you insults means nothing.

It's 4chan for fuck's sake.

>>5078640
everywhere used to be /pol/

then reddit happened

>>5078641
t-thanks.

>>5078635

Nah, they're fucking bros. Why would we want to trouble them and make them hate us?

We all need to move to Chicago. It's the obvious home of /ck/ people. We have the resources, let's all move there and make it our home. When we get there, we'll kick out the plebes and deport people who order filets well done. How about we do it in Seattle and call it the Northwest Front? Seattle looks like a place /ck/ people would live and it would take minimal effort for me to move there.

>>5078643

And here we have someone who have never seen a raid.

CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE, CIS SCUM

>>5078656

Is it possible to accuse other races of having 'cuisine privilege'?

Like accusing an indian of having 'spice privilege', and a chinese of having 'domestic pet privilege'?

>>5077813
>this thread

>>5078653
>chicago
>get beaten, raped, stabbed every day
>no /k/ /ck/ guys anymore

No thanks.

>>5078071

>Because /pol/ hates Everything.

Good point. There may be an element of containment to it, but I suspect that for a lot of its users, it's a source of catharsis. Like a release valve for the traumas of the dying.

Yeeeesss, good goy.

Shop at world market instead of your local import cuisine shop

>>5078666

>beatings
>stabbings

Wouldn't the /k/ommandos be carrying?

>>5078676
>chicago

Not really. It's nearly impossible to get a CC permit there, and CC just got legalized a few months ago.

>>5078590
you're not fooling anybody

>>5078629

>go to board with free speech
>people disagree with me
>call me mean names and make accusations
>let them shut me up
>somehow this makes the board incapable of actual debate and expression

also you have no idea how many spics like myself go on /pol/

>>5078686
You're not welcome m8

>>5078653
>/ck/
>move to the city of shitcago
>home of president (not mine) Obongo
>home of deep dish bread lasagna
>black people

>>5078071
Was that an Asterix reference?

enjoy your food multiculturalism!

make sure you mix up your rice with polish sausage, just dont touch my pure matsa bread, goy!

>>5078686
>2014
>being a half breed

>>5078637
the issue with that is that it ends there. there is no discussion after that

>>5078686
lel you niggas keep saying free speech...it's like it's your only argument. it's a fucking cesspool over there. there is no tact over there

>>5078714
>it's like it's your only argument

Still better than your lack of argument.

>>5078714
If your position can be logically supported it will find a home on /pol/. W everyone from National Socialists to Marxists to Monarchists to Godless Liberals. We are mainly right wing and we are generally what is known as "race realists".

>>5078725
>all those dog whistle terms

>>5078725
>If your position can be logically supported it will find a home on /pol/.

Then how come there are so many christfags?

What are some more racist recipes that you can recommend? I want to cook some food that nigs and nogs find unappetizing.

>>5078731
Theism can be logically supported.

>>5078728

>all this argument

>>5078734

It does not exist until it is proven to exist.

>>5078733

Vegetables.

>>5078740
You can't prove anything to exist. At all. Period.

>>5078747

>take a photo of my dick
>show it to my friend
>he confirms that my dick exists

Or are you rushing to the extreme position where even 1+1 cannot be proven to result in 2?

>>5078758
You can't know anything at all with 100% certainty.

>>5078758
DROP DEAD, YOU OPPRESSIVE FATIST-OPPRESSIVE, ABLE-BODY-OVERPRIVILEGED MRA

>>5078762

You are right. Maybe my dick has a 70% certainty of existing or whatever.

Your God? 1% at best.

>>5078762
>You might not be able to know everything with 100% certainty

ftfy

>>5078762
what did u just say?

Containment thread for pseudointellectuals and /pol/esmokers? Excellent

>>5078768
No, no, no, no... OP here. I will not tolerate navy seal copypasta ITT. GTFO and go back to /b/.

>>5078767
Thanks boss.

>>5078773
That post was actually about Cartesian skepticism. Perhaps it is you who should go back to /b/, tripfriend?

>>5078669

>containment

That's just a vogue term retards use to sound competent, and a hate term used by 4chan's leftists in an attempt to minimize the human worth of /pol/iticians, reducing them to things which have to be contained or quarantined without any debate over the factual and substantive value of claims made by /pol/iticians, who do have a very clear anti-Marxist identity, though they split factionally into libertarian and national socialist camps, with some further right-left dichotomization within those camps.

But the funny part is there isn't any such concept as containment being practiced. Each board is topical and has a very specific audience devoted to that topic, and mods/janitors sometimes enforce that topical specificity according to their personal understandings or biases. How is this difficult to understand?

>>5077813
Don't you plebs know that fast food increases cultural marxism?

>>5078825

gud

I add liberal tears to all my broths for that extra sweetness.

>>5077832

>2011 + 3
>being this bluepilled

>>5078056

>not collecting your own rainwater like god intended

fedora/10

>mfw /pol/shits are the most politically uninformed retards who think spouting nigger and dumbfuck conspiracy theories makes them "red pilled"

Seriously, it's like the cancer of /b/ infused with the 24 hour news cycle.

>>5078026
Hating fox news is so 2006. Stop jerking off to Jon Stewart reruns and get a life.

>>5078409

yes good go- I mean guy, buy our overpriced salt, its like buying diamonds for cheap!

>>5078026

FOX news is full of zionist shills

ancap or bust

! /pol/ is just a joke, it's just trolls! haha very good and funny

>>5078838
>I say things without even knowing about them because someone with a different opinion of me is clearly inferior

>>5078852
>uninformed retarded opinions aren't worse, they're just "different"

>>5078857
>I only pay attention to the retards and disregard everyone who uses sources and statistics because I don't like that kind of stuff
>I only like to pay attention to the trolls so I can feel superior.

I was just kidding about /pol/. It's a really great board.

>>5078371
>>5078406
>>5078626

I just came to this board, but this is going to make it so much better

>>5078859
>sifting through the mount everest of shit to find a single nugget
>using that nugget as the standard instead of the exception to the rule

/pol/ is a gathering place for the strongly opinionated yet completely uninformed.

>>5078864
you just see the 4 or 5 shitposts and disregard everything else, and even if you pay attention to the rest, you disregard it too because you don't like it, it's as simple as that.
people here talk about /pol/ while only knowing it by glancing the first page.

>>5078676

>guns aren't illegal here!
>you just have to register!
>sadly, we are no longer excepting registrations LOL
>unless of course you are Oprah or Fienstiens bodyguard, or some important celeb

yeah /c/k/ isnt going to chicago anytime soon

>>5078864
you can go back to rebbit at anytime

>>5078872
It's 99.99% shitposts.
>>5078890
nigga wat

>>>/pol/

>>5077831

Wait, shit, it actually IS controlled by the Jews.

Also, look at this commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWDgumHv5m0

Look how they sexualize their hotdogs by making every bite look like an orgasm.

>>5078643
>raid
*clap clap clap*
*slow clap*
This is your power. Invading /ck/.

As a JIDF emember I embrace you.

>>5078076
That's actually bullshit, other boards ask us about their hobbies/topics all the time, and I don't mind since even though its not politics, its fun

>>5078910
>people on /pol/ don't eat food