/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Make a screwdriver without vodka.

cranberry ricky

>>5077350
>>inb4 pussy
>>27
>>drinking something that to me tastes like asshole
>But seriously I was having a look in the other drink thread and that shit looks refreshing as fuck but it was mainly alcoholic drinks in there.

Man, you could have not been a baby and just left that out. Try a virgin rum and coke.

>>5077381
babby's first 4chan post?

>>5077350
>take the alcoholic drink that looks refreshing to you
>leave out the alcohol

Is it that complicated

>>5077350
pussy

>>5077389

Doesn't quite work like that...

>>5077381

Yeah man alcohol makes you a man. I wish I could be cool like you.

>fill half of glass with water
>3/4 full with cranberry juice
>shave little slices of watermelon into the glass, the whole slice
>lime wedge
>throw that down the drain
>fill the glass up with water
>drink that

>>5077465
>I wish I could be cool like you.

we know, kid. we all know.

>>5077465
>Yeah man alcohol makes you a man. I wish I could be cool like you.
You sound like a 16 year old. Just admit you just want recipes for pussy drinks that are even more pussified by the exclusion of alcohol.

>>5077350
We made some of those in Home Ec back in middle school. We took our punches after class and added rum to them and got wasted at an unused closed basketball park, was a cool day.

In all seriousness OP, let me lay out the reason why girly drinks get made fun of. More so without the alcohol.

Sugary drinks are for children. Being able to bitter drinks is a sign that your taste buds have developed beyond the early stages. It shows that you are mature.

It would be a little strange if you knew a grown man who still spent tons of money on candy and ate so much that he got sick. Likewise it's a little strange to see a grown man like girly sugary drinks.

Women get a pass because people don't judge them for their shitty behavior. We just accept that they are shitty people and move on.

>>5077511

>drinking alcohol = maturity

Yeah not quite. Come to australia and see how mature those people are.

I never said I wanted sugary ones. Lemon, lime and bitters is not what I would call 'sugary'.

I don't drink because it tastes like fucking rat piss. Why would I want to 'get used' to that?

>>5077521
I'm not saying that drinking alcohol actually makes you mature you retard. What i'm saying is that being able to enjoy alcohol is a sign that you are able to appreciate the flavors.

To you it tastes like rat piss. To someone who likes straight whiskey, it tastes really great.

>>5077486
actually made me laugh

>>5077521
>I don't drink because it tastes like fucking rat piss
So you had one shot when you were 15 and are now traumatized forever.

>>5077521
You're making rat piss sound strangely appetizing right now.

How old are you, honestly? I tough beer tasted like shit when I was 17 and preferred stronger drinks with sweeteners because of the taste. After 4 years getting used to it; I love beers and drink spirits on the rocks

I'm 31 years old and dying of cirrhosis after years of drinking 1-2 liters of whiskey every day.

Alcohol is fucking disgusting. No matter what you paid for it. It straight up doesn't taste good and I feel sorry for people that pretend otherwise.

>>5077569
It doesn't necessarily taste great, but its more the feeling than anything.

I chew on ice constantly. I like the numbing feeling that the ice has on my mouth for some reason. It's the same kind of thing with alcohol.

Sorry about your horrible decisions lol. How long do you have?

>>5077569
>I'm a fuck up who had way too much of something everyday so how can anybody else enjoy it responsibly?

>>5077569
>years of drinking 1-2 liters of whiskey every day
There's your problem, you're going to die early as natural selection intended.

>>5077581
That isn't what I'm saying at all
My only point is alcohol tastes bad

>>5077580
I have about 3 months. It wasn't a horrible decision for me, I was too scared to kill myself with a gun.

Tahitian Treat!

>>5077598
....taste is subjective.

>>5077598
Yeah 2 liters of whiskey tastes pretty bad, doesn't mean other alcohol tastes shit

>>5077614
There is almost nothing I haven't tasted, I've had extremely high quality liquor of every kind

it's all terrible

>>5077525

Wow that's some fucking groundbreaking shit right there dude.

>>5077539

No I try it every so often.

>wine = ass
>beer = ass
>spirits = ass
>champagne = double ass

>>5077622
Dude... don't you think that your opinion might be a bit... biased?

>>5077626
Are you picky about other foods? Do you have a lot of things you don't like to eat? Just curious

>>5077641

why would it be? it's not like it's killing hi-...

oh.

ITT:
>I think x tastes like shit.
>That means that x objectively tastes like shit.

>>5077626
>Using generic words like "wine" and "beer"
There's a fuckload of varieties of alcohol. That's like saying you didn't like the taste of brie and therefore all cheese tastes like ass. Same thing with beer, sure Budweiser tastes like watery piss that they extracted from and old urinal that had cigarette butts floating in it, but that doesn't mean other beers don't taste great.

>>5077644

Nope. Only stuff I don't eat is hot curry/chilli because once your mouth starts burning you can't taste the food which is entirely the point of eating it in the first place.

>>5077658

Red wine = pig disgusting
White wine = ass
All the beer I've tired = ass

Dude... I do not like alcohol, I have no desire to start drinking alcohol.

It's the actual alcohol taste itself is the problem, so saying different types of beer taste different is irrelevant, they still have alcohol in them.

>>5077674
Except a lot of good beers don't taste like alcohol at all.

>>5077674
Confirmed for 15.

>>5077674
Have you tried cider? It tastes like apple juice and you can even put it in your sippy cup

j/k tho you should try it if you haven't

>>5077674
Underageb&

>>5077674
>Only stuff I don't eat is hot curry/chilli
HA!

Just buy some pucker you little bitch.

Holy fuck you fucking autistic cunts...

If you think someone NEEDS to drink alcohol then you are the 12 year olds.

Mad fucking thread derailing.

>>5077711
Go ahead and rec him a drink. We'll just keep making fun of OP. No one's forcing anyone, take your peer pressure trauma elsewhere.

>>5077730

>orange juice
>pineapple juice
>cranberry juice
>ginger ale
>Juice of 4 large limes
>ice cubes

Mix dat shit up