/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ITT: A massive misunderstanding of how the world works.

But flowers are edible and tasty

>>5074068
yfw we try to give food away and other countries won't take it due to GMO F.U.D.

>>5074076
Only if you're a dainty faggot. All flowers should be outlawed and replaced by nutritionally dense cabbage and potato.

>>5074068
>implying I'm going to lower my chance of getting laid just so some chimp-ass African warlord can intercept my food and use it to feed his armies while the flybabies continue to starve just like they have for the past million years.

Yeah, get fucked. The world doesn't work the way you think it does. You may as well learn here and now.

>>5074083

b-but cabbages and potatoes have flowers, so do lots of other crops

>>5074090
judging from your recent shitposting here, I don't think all the flowers in the world are getting you any pussy anytime soon.

>>5074068
what about rape?

>>5074105
rapists should have their genitalia mutilated to the degree that sex is no longer physically possible. Under anesthesia, of course. I'm not a heartless barbarian. And let them go, no prison. It would actually be cheaper in the end, and no chance of recurring rape. Works in everyone's favor.

>>5074109

Wow, you really hate flowers.

Is that all humanity is to you?
A collective effort to multiply explosively like a common infection?

>>5074109
They would still rape people, just got with their penis.

>>5074120
Not at all. Our only goal and hope is scientific progress, exploration of space, and unified global governance. The more people you feed and educate, the more rapid the progress.

Capital driven growth and harvest of crops unfit for consumption should be outlawed. It is detrimental to our progress as a species and serves no practical purpose.

Give my sweetheart a beautiful branch from an apple tree for valentine's day.

>>5074109
Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

>>5074102
Look, just because people post factual, relevant information that you aren't capable of joining in on the conversation with, that does not make it "shitposting".

Your post is true shitposting. Consider that.

Or how about everyone shuts their fucking legs and stops breeding so much. There are too many fuckers on this planet already... Food wouldn't be a problem with a sustainable population level.

Also, my wife owns a wedding flower business, so no!

>>5074160
It's 4chan
Both

>>5074176
GO whine that shit to Africa, see how far it gets you.

>>5074139

I can't tell if you're serious or trolling by trying to sound like an edgy neckbeard.
You're arguing about flowers on the cooking board of 4chan and you have the audacity to talk about progress and efficiency

>everything I don't like should be banned

>>5074109
I believe a civilized society tolerates neither rape nor the mutilation of criminals, but perhaps I'm in the minority.

>>5074195
Maybe I actually believe this but know that my beliefs are so unconventional that I'm trying to make a sound argument under the guise of an edgy troll to make you aware enough of my truth to read and respond.

Or maybe I'm completely serious. Or maybe I'm a complete troll.

Think about it.

>>5074224
>Think about it.
Not the Anon you're replying to, but I suspect most of us here have better things to think about.

>>5074190

>africa
>implying not china or india
>implying murica doesn't have too many people in it as well

>what is pollination

most of the people who starve to death are ugly ass minorities anyway. we're better off

>>5074068

I think an effort should be put so that there are fewer people who can't feed themselves in the world.

It's as if there was a worldwide epidemic and all efforts were applied to manufacturing analgesics or something.