/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5063272
>tfw should've asked for a 5 pound bag of gummy worms for christmas

>>5063272
>tfw you realize all of them are the same flavor

>>5063283
>tfw that flavor is "delicious"

Wine gums and jelly babies are both superior, though admittedly gummy bears are the best candy widely available in your third world shithole.

I prefer sour gummies. Anything sour with the texture of gummy bears to those soft gummies like sour patch kids.

>>5063272
Gummy bears are legit, but they're no gummy life savers

>>5063283

They aren't.

1. Warheads
2. Shock Tarts
3. Sour Patch Kids
4. Sour Straws
5. Sweet Tarts
6. Snickers
7. Mexican candy covered in Lucas
8. Gummy Bears
9. Blackjack Gum
10. Butterfinger
100000001. Milk Duds
100000000000001. Swedish Fish
100000000000000000000001. Hershey's Kisses

>>5063295
Someone else hates Swedish Fish? I thought I was the only one.

The best candy is a miscellaneous assortment of nickel candy from any convenience store. Also Super Nibs.

>>5063303
I just hate the texture and the way they stick my teeth.

>>5063300
I'm Finnish-American. That might have a lot to do with it.

>>5063305
Same with Sugar Daddy. I saw a $5 dollar extra large Sugar Daddy bar at a store a few months back. Who the fuck would buy that?

Anis de Flavigny~

>>5063295
u talkin shit on my milk duds

>>5063318

>>5063295
>abbazaba not #1
>abazaba not even on the list

http://www.candyblog.net/blog/category/10-out-of-10

Here's what Cybele May thinks, I pretty much agree with her assessments so anything rated 10/10 has to be good.

>>5063327
>making up fictious candy name
>complaining they aren't on GOAT candy power ranking

Gummy bears are second to gummy bears with liquid goo inside.

I buy these ones from the dollar tree and they are amazing.

>>5063295
Swedish fish are literally sour patch kids without the sour bits.

>>5063295
That's one hell of an enamel loss ranking.

Remember when gummy bears were super-expensive?

>>5064037
No. Are you ancient? They're like... $4-8/lb in my area, depending on variety and which sweets shop you buy them from.

>>5063295
>hating on swedish fish

u better watch ur self m80

>>5063332
>abbazaba
>fictious

Fucktard confirmed.

cola bottles > bears
fizzy cola bottles > cola bottles
hot chilies > the sum of human creation

nik l nip reporting in

back in elementary school these also had the highest trading value during lunch

Jelly Babies > Gummi Bears

Where my liquorice bros at?

>>5064176
Here I am, I usually prefer salty liquorice but it depends on what kind it is.

haribo gummy bears master race

1. Harry and David Creme Filled liqorice
2. Charleston Chew
3. Gummi Octopi
4. Blue Gummi Sharks
5. Payday bars
6. Almondjoy
7. Hundred Grand
....
1000. Cough drops
1001. Snickers

candy corn + peanuts

>>5064304

>>5063272

Gummi worms > Gummi bears

>>5064388
>HFCS in one mold is better than HFCS in another

>>5064398
>texture isn't a factor in food enjoyment

>>5063272
Coke bottles

That's a loaded question but yeah I go like gummies, I also really like sweet and sour lolipops, I haven't seen them for years, but the ones Charms used to make were awesome.

Quality has gone to shit over the past 20 years or so, so I don't bother buying that stuff anymore, I'll be disappointed.

Fuuuuck. I am on my way to WinCo and I see this shit?! And now I have to get a bag of fucking gummi bears god fucking dammit so mad.

>>5064304
the hell is wrong with you

>>5063390
I always was weirded out by Swedish Fish just because the name is like.. what the fuck and they're all red which means they have that fucking crazy red food coloring in there, but they're alright man. Pretty tasty. Get stuck in my teeth so I only eat them upon being offered.

>>5064057
he's obviously really young.
That's why he doesn't know things.

>>5063291
I think if you get non quality ones they are the same flavor... but you can get cheap ones that are legit, like the blue ones taste like blue berries, it's pretty fucking great.

>>5064779
>knowing candy brands is a sign of maturity and intelligence

Durp durp.

>>5064790
no actually, you wouldn't know about abazzaba's unless you were older than like... 30 I'm guessing. the only reason I know about them is because I grew up listening to talk radio and there was a guy who loved talking about old candy bars.

>>5064795
>no actually, you wouldn't know about abazzaba's unless you were older than like... 30 I'm guessing.
You can still buy them.

>>5064803
You can still buy surge technically. That doesn't take away the fact that it's fucking old and that people don't know about it now.

>>5064814
>You're too young if you don't know about a product that is still on the market but not as popular

Great insight. Awesome points. Would definitely not read again.

>>5063272

>ctrl+f
>mallo
>No results

I would walk over a mile of gummy bears to get to a half-eaten master-race Mallo Cup.

>>5064384
"The Houston Chef"?
What part of town are you from?

>>5064900
Alaska

Sixlets!

>>5063272
I used to think so, but then I had jelly babies and couldn't look back

>>5063272
Does anybody else enjoy those slightly hard gummy lemons, limes and feijoas that you used to be able to get at any dairy in NZ? Those feijoas were the shit yo, and that shit was five cents, but then those fuckers killed the 5c coin

>>5065026
No.

Sour Patch Watermelons.

Candy corn is definitely the worst candy. I don't know who eats that shit.

Texture of earwax with the flavor of... nothing.

>>5065083
bu... bu... sandy buttcorn!

>>5064388
This.

>>5063272
The original gummy candy

this shit right here

>>5064261
THIS

if you don't know HARIBO, you don't know shit about gummy bears

>>5063286

>fresh from the haribo store in Hamburg

Fuck you

>>5064108

>cola bottles

I threw up a little.

How did you get in the internet, nigglet?

>>5067817
>fresh
Am I the only one who prefers his gummy bears aged to a hard, chewy staleness?

>>5067825
I do
and, once in a while, a stale circus peanut or two
3 is pushing it, though
they really aren't good
fucking nostalgia

>>5067825
>>5067830

You are fucking disgusting subhumans.

Go post on /b/.

>>5067851
eat a dick

Peach gummies master race checking in

>>5066423

Nestled in the Eastern foothills of the Washington Cascades is a small town called Cashmere. The area produces a lot of apples, pears, stone fruit, and other things that you can make into fruity versions of turkish delight.

Liberty Orchards, located in Cashmere, do just that. You may have encountered their Aplets & Cotlets, which are made with apples and apricots respectively.

Goddamn I love those things.

That's all.

Superior sweets for patricians

>>5072186
>nestle
>patrician

>>5071240
>Nestled in the Eastern foothills of the Washington Cascades is a small town called Cashmere. The area produces a lot of apples, pears, stone fruit, and other things that you can make into fruity versions of turkish delight.
>Liberty Orchards, located in Cashmere, do just that.

when read in his voice, this calls to mind orson welle's frozen peas tv advertisement

>>5072212
>judging sweets by the name of the company that produced them

i bet you never heard about after eights

>>5071240
>Nestled in the Eastern foothills of the Washington Cascades is a small town called Cashmere. The area produces a lot of apples, pears, stone fruit, and other things that you can make into fruity versions of turkish delight.
>Liberty Orchards, located in Cashmere, do just that. You may have encountered their Aplets & Cotlets, which are made with apples and apricots respectively.
>Goddamn I love those things.
>That's all.
god damn thats good stuff.

also, speaking of Washington State candies, The Mountain Bar. I used to love them when i was a kid.

Mary Janes

>>5068491
Oh my god yes these too