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Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:12:10 2014 No.5067578 [Reply] [Original]

>Anon babe how about you eat me out once I'm out of the bath?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:14:10 2014 No.5067587 File: 89 KB, 712x399, reginald.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:14:10 2014 No.5067588 Anon, how about you stop shitposting?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:14:10 2014 No.5067586 I'd hide my iceberg lettuce in her valley if you know what I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:20:10 2014 No.5067599 File: 29 KB, 436x402, 1366584079027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Americans actually put ranch dressing on anything? I've seen it in literally every American sitcom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:22:11 2014 No.5067604 >>5067588 You know you want it hun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:22:11 2014 No.5067608 >>5067599 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti6vrdNkw2Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:50:57 2014 No.5067680 File: 29 KB, 500x432, nigella-lawson-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you are now imagining Nigella Lawson being so bankrupt after the court cases that she has to do this to make money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:51:57 2014 No.5067681 I'm literally fighting back the urge to vomit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 17:52:57 2014 No.5067685 >>5067599 Ranch is like Marmite or brown sauce, ie a lot of people eat and enjoy it but it's actually quite disgusting, like the trailer trash of food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 19:42:30 2014 No.5067973 >>5067685 you can tell a lot about someone by how much ranch they eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 19:48:30 2014 No.5067989 >>5067599 Put it on my salad, dip carrots and celery in it, dip pizza in it.. that's about it. Tried it in place of sour cream on/in potatoes but that didn't turn out so well. FUCK THIS CAPTCHA howliver handling not so good captcha.. not so good..

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 19:55:30 2014 No.5068005 No thanks, I don't like Ranch or fat women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:27:30 2014 No.5068083 >>5067973 yeah, like how much ranch they eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:28:30 2014 No.5068086 >>5067680 Gotta lube up those funbags with something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:29:30 2014 No.5068087 >>5068005 Only dogs eat bones Ill get my hubby progun

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:35:31 2014 No.5068099 File: 38 KB, 468x614, nigella-lawson-09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5067680 >>5067680 I'd even go so far as to eat more like pork brains and milk gravy out of her asshole.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:42:06 2014 No.5068116 File: 11 KB, 350x256, this nigga P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5067989 > pizza Go fuck yourself, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:49:51 2014 No.5068131 >>5067989 I thought you were only supposed to dip pizza crust in ranch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:51:51 2014 No.5068137 >>5068116 Nigga ded. 2 much pza

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 20:55:51 2014 No.5068151 >>5068099 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I yer welcome

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 2 21:05:51 2014 No.5068170 >>5068151 came twice and my dick was still in my pants when vid started.