/ck/ - Food & Cooking

As somebody who keeps failing when half-assing attempted bulks, yes.

Yeah.

No.

Did it once just to see what would happen over cinter break from school, gained about 20lbs by cramming food in way harder than usual. Lost it by spring, fat me gets weight in gut and thighs, looks bad man.

Yeah. In middle school, I thought to myself "I wonder what it would be like to be fat." then I got fat. No bueno.

Maybe

>>5046831

I'm getting insanely fat. My knees are killing me.

I'll eat you, OP

>>5046844
Hey Sceak! You are back!

Almost always, yeah

>>5046849

We'll see if Moot lets me be while he's drinking champagne from his private jet with five 10/10s.

>>5046875

lol this motherfucker. what did you get b& for? its been like six months. you are social haze, right?

>>5046882

MY LIPS ARE SEALED!

>>5046875
Can't wait to see your nancy-ass get b& again, you shitposter

I wonder how saggy your tits are with you getting fat

I'm not well informed enough to know if I'm just having a very fast metabolism or hyperthyroidism or some shit but for whatever reason I can not get fat.
Well maybe I could if I would seriously try to get obese but not by normal eating. Which means stuffing whatever I like whenever I like down my throat.
I often wonder what being fat is like. I also wonder what eating a ton of food is like. I can't get much down in one sitting. Sucks for buffets and all-you-can-eats.

>>5046911

That's from two summers ago. Get with the times.

>>5046923
your hair is thinning something crazy

I don't know how you losers managed to put-up with all these morons.

>>5046927
Its gods punishment for bring vegan.

>>5046944

That's not what he meant.

When I you get married, you subconsciously get fat along side your spouse.

I refuse to go that route. I'll beat my wife with a sock full of pennies if she does too.

>>5046967
The trick (besides pennysocks) is blunt honesty - tell her the very moment you see her getting fat, and make sure she does the same for you. Nothing brings a couple together like scrambling to stay halfway sexually appealing

>>5046967
Work out together and that won't happen, start doing it before you get married too and it'll be more likely to stick

>>5046831

b...but I already did this and I have no regrets.

>>5046967
If you don't love your wife when she is fat, you don't truly love her. Honestly.

>>5047004
It's a sign that she no longer feels the need to take care of herself around you.
IE she stops caring about herself and thinks you shouldn't care either.

It's a sign you don't take care of your wife.

>>5047004
This.

Also, yes I have thought about that. I seem to alternate between two phases when it comes to eating: wanting to eat everything, and not having an appetite at all.

The most I've ever weighed, though, is 130lbs. That's chubby for me. Since I have been vegetarian, I can't seem to get over 115lbs no matter how much I eat. I can eat 3x as much food as I nornally eat for days and days, and then I'll just drink some water, poop a lot and be fine. At the most, I get bloated for a day or two.

For this reason, even stuffing nothing but chips and fries and pasta and sweets into my mouth for months, I have never gotten fat. Like someone else said, idk if I have a good metabolism or if I just don't really eat a lot compared to most people even if I am eating a lot, but I feel like if I can eat until I'm stuffed and not get fat, then you have to be eating a LOT of food to get as fat as some people. Amounts that I could probably never actually eat.

This is something I have trouble understanding. It seems difficult to get fat, so why are so many people fat?

>>5047011
What if there is actually a legitimate reason for her weight gain?

>>5047023
As a person that can eat a jar of PB in a day and much more food on top of that, getting fat is really easy when you never seem to get full.

I'm retarded skinny, and when I gain weight it just goes straight to my stomach. Looks awful, and makes my clothes fit like shit.

If I could find a way to make all the fat go to my sickly looking wrists, than I would eat Taco Bell and candy all day.

>>5046831
no. I don't like feeling too full. It's nasty. Also, I've seen fat people and their lives don't look like much fun.

>>5047030
If you never feel full, I would go to a doctor. Unless you've been eating so much for so long that you've completely stretched out your stomach, the only other cause of not feeling that would be a health problem. But if you had just stretched out your stomach, that would imply that at one time, maybe long ago, you did feel full.

If I find that I'm getting hungry too much in one day for a while, I assume it's because I'm eating too much, so I eat like half a bowl of chili and that's it. The protein and fiber fill me up fast and for a long time, and then I'm only eating a little so my stomach can shrink back to a normal size for me without having to starve myself.

sometimes i fantasize about being able to just stuff my face with whatever junk food I want. Like eating as much cheesecake as I want. Or being able to go to a fast food place and order whateverthefuckiwant x10.

But I can't eat like that or I'd be hideous. Sure would be nice to be able to indulge without restriction though.

>>5047056

Yeah, same. I feel like ass if I eat too much at a time.

>>5046831
I eat a shitton of food
But I do not get fat. Not even chubby. Not even anything more than almost unhealthily thin.

>mfw I was sick one day and didn't eat anything for a full day
>mfw I wasn't hungry for like the next two days and eating the tiniest bit made me feel full
>mfw I now eat much less food like 2 weeks later
Who would have thought dieting would be this easy. I don't even crave a lot of food now

>>5046831

Yeah, and I've done it, so I take amphetamines to keep myself from thinking that way.

yep. but then i think fuck that and throw it all back up!

I would like to try it, just to see if my weight could get over 165 lbs.

yeah, sometimes i wonder "if i get fat who will give a shit? theres already so many fat fucks ill just blend in and then people will expect less of me beecause im fat and not physically able to wipe my own ass." and then i realize that obesity and laziness are likely to end up with serious health problems or death. also ill look like shit. maybe if i were rich id let myself go a little bit just because i could still get girls with my massive bank account and afford lyposuction if i ever want to go back.

Worst experience ever. I went from 165-215 in 3 months once trying to do it. Stairs are impossible, stretch marks, wearing sweat pants in public.