/ck/ - Food & Cooking

leave your wank cave to eat a normal meal every now and then, dude.

or not, i'm not your boss

>>5040489
>snack

Sometimes you don't need to cook an entire seven course meal.

These are the basic essentials to get you through life.

>>5040502
I always imagined vegemite tasted like bitter molasses. Am I correct?

>>5040506
Tastes like condensed soy sauce.

>>5040486

Beans on toast.

Probably the quickest and cheapest cooked meal in existence.

>>5040509
Where I'm from beans on toast is considered a sensible main meal, not a snack.

>>5040509
I'm a massive pleb and I love eating these on a piece of buttered toast. Hnnnng.

>>5040509
i have vague memories of eating this. i mean vague. i must have been less than 5 years old for the memories to be so fuzzy

>>5040515
here too, beans on toast Mexican style

>>5040522
>murrica

> snacks
Don't do it...

>>5040506
No. It's the same thing as Cenovis and they each taste identical to the other.
It tastes like... well... hard to explain (and I'm usually very good at this sort of thing). Ever find some carrots or something in the back fridge that had started to go off? They smell "weird" but not unpleasant? Or onions that have sat too long? Kind of like that combined with sweetly, salty soy sauce (more accurately, kecap manis, if you've ever had that) with a strong overtone taste of the smell of hay in a barn (minus the poo). It can be bitter depending on its age. I find that I prefer to buy small tubes of Cenovis (remember: same thing as vegemite/marmite) over the tubs because I can use it up before it begins to turn bitter. If it begins to go bitter, it develops a flavour similar to old, used coffee grounds, which is very unpleasant.
If you ever try it, do it as the Swiss do:
Spread butter or cheese on toast.
Spread a teaspoon (at most!) of Vegemite/Cenovis/Marmite/whatever in a thin layer.
Drizzle some honey in a zigzag pattern.
Enjoy your salty, sweet, buttery, savoury breakfast.

>>5040535
It sounds horrible. Why do Aussies eat that shit?

>>5040539
Different tastes for different cultural/ethnic groups. My mum's Swiss, so I grew up with Cenovis and like it, but my family in Italy have never heard of the stuff and think it's revolting. Similarly, my cousins like boiled beef tripe thinly sliced as a cold salad dressed with olive oil, garlic, lemon and parsley. To me, it's simply repugnant.
It all depends what you grew up with, really.

>>5040524
Wrong, Messico
I am Mexican posting from Mexico

>>5040486
pour hot milk on top of buttered toast in a bowl. salt to taste. bachelor chow!

Diced potatoes, soft-boiled eggs over it. Cheap, easy. Only drawback is that the potatoes take forever to cook.

open can of tuna
drain
salt and pepper
eat with slices of cheese on crackers

buy tortillas
buy a precooked chicken from the store
buy whatever else you want in your wrap
assemble when hungry

add an apple/banana/grapes/peach whatever to your snack meals you fat piece of shit

Make serving of rice and a few strips of bacon
Crumble bacon into rice
Add a teaspoon of butter
Cover in milk like cereal.
Add a little sugar or honey

Fine southern eatin'

>>5040675

>>5040486
...pickled egg?

I'm interested. Go on.

peanut butter and banana sandwich.

simple, yet so delicious

>>5040679
u liek?

>>5040675
Does this have a name? I'd like to see some pictures of it.

>toast a bagel or english muffin
>spread peanut butter on top
>enjoy melty delicious goodness

Pot noodle.

>>5040675
>>5040832

Seconded. I tried googling it but nothing came up.

>>5040974
>>5040832

My mom made it up I believe. She just called it Bacon, Rice, & Milk. BRM?

Here's one for neckbears that have the drive to cook something on the stove

>>5041022
Time to shit.

>>5040997
We should probably call it "Slut Chow" then.

>>5041022
Egg in the hole... Nice. Might be breakfast tomorrow.

>>5041041

>IT HAS EGG IN IT, THAT MEANS IT IS BREAKFAST

fullpleb

>>5041040
I see what you did there, you faggot.

>>5041044
You know what fuck you man, i'm hungry this morning and I want this so how about you blow a donkey.

>>5041046
Because your mother has loose morals, you see