/ck/ - Food & Cooking

/k/ has shit taste in hot sauce. That is all.

Pour that spicy vinegar down the drain.

Find a better sauce.

>>5021901
damn thanks for reminding me. my parents are pestering me for christmas gift ideas and I don't want anything. a gallon of tabasco would be pretty awesome though....

>he uses Tabasco

step up yo game pleb

Because it's literally vinegar and pepper.

>>5021901
pizza
fried chicken
FRENCH FRIES
gumbo
chicken soup
baked potato
greens
rice
corn
hot dogs
burgers
jambalaya
sandwiches

I guess because salt tastes great, but you can't smell it. Also vinegar smells bad. This should all be obvious, even to you.

superior

>>5021970
inferior.

Tabasco power rankings

1. Red
2. Habanero
3. Buffalo
4. Green
5. Chipotle
6. Garlic
69. Sweet and sour

>>5021984
whenever i get fucked up beans n rice. tobasc save the day

The best use I've found for Tobasco is in Bloody Mary's. The vinegar is a nice cut to the salinity and the heat isn't overwhelming enough to over power anything else in the concoction.

It takes a lot more to troll /ck/.

Habanero Tabasco is my favourite hot sauce, hands down. Goes great with North African food in particular, but it's pretty much perfect on anything.

Tomato soup and grilled cheese.

Ketchup has been dead to me since the day I discovered I can sprinkle Tabasco all over french fries.

Frank's Red Hot tastes identical and is way cheaper.
Sorry, tabasco, the gravy train is over.

>>5021970

Not bad, but contains artificial color. Why??

>tobasco
>not awful

>>5021934
I prefer tapatio

>>5022181
This. With worcestershire sauce too.

Dump that shit down the drain, acquire Valentina.

>>5022567
Oh, cheese on toast with worcester and tabasco sauces.
Motherfuck, heaven on your tongue.

Pizza.

The vinegary bite cuts into the rich cheese a bit.

>Why does Tabasco sauce smell like shit but tastes delicious?
Because your tastebuds are broken. It tastes like shit too.

>>5022590
>Valentina black label
Mah nigga.

>>5022590
I use that shit on shit-tier pizza to make it delicious.

>>5021984
Wrong motherfucker

Habanero > *

>>5021901
>yfw you find out that tabasco is fermented in oak whiskey barrels

>>5022590
this stuff is shit

I have been pretty happy with just about any hot sauce I've ever tried, except for Spontaneous Combustion when I was 10 because that was just absurdly hot. Why do you faggots all argue so much about this shit? The typical peppers+vinegar&salt grocery store stuff is all fairly tasty and/or similar. More importantly, you can find certain food pairings for each, where one doesn't work quite as well as another. That's variety, bitches. You should enjoy variety.

>>5023287
Does that shit taste like something other than spicy vinegar? I'm running out of pic related and need something to hold me over until my package comes.

>>5023367
This is 4chan, we can argue about nothing!
Isn't it great to be free!

>>5021901
tobascos pepper sauce is really only good for a few things
>cheese based dishes
>adding subtle heat to cream sauces

as a condiment it is garbage

>/k/ommando here
pic related

>vinegar with red dye, tiny amount of something
Awful shit, mostly flavorless, some hint of vague spice, way way way too much vinegar.

>>5023612
bloody marys?

tobasco is awesome.
if i had to go into a bunker for the impending destruction of earth and could only bring one hotsauce it would be tobasco.
While most sauces are poured overtop of food as a condiment tobasco is the best sauce to be added directly to a recipe while its cooking and can be used as a condiment too. The documentaries on how its made with salt mined from avery island and the peppers mash sits in wooden kegs for three years is pretty cool. There's nothing modern about the sauce it tastes like something from 150 years ago.

>>5023612

Why do /kfags always identify themselves? Its like they construct their whole identity around the fact that they like firearms...and thats when they are anonymous.

>>5023296
I desperately want some of the non-diluted fermented chili paste from these barrels.

>>5024337

Same reason they "need" a firearm to begin with. They're a special snowflake and everyone is out to get them. Especially minorities and the gubmint. Which gets especially ironic when they have to explain why their fellow nutbags are always shooting up elementary schools. 2nd amendment is there to protect our freedumbs from all those scary little children, evidently?

>>5024680
I will shoot you in your stupid fucking face, faggot

>>5024680

>>5024680
Tips fedora

>>5024680
>Its like they construct their whole identity around the fact that they like firearms...and thats when they are anonymous.
Fantastic point. I posted this over on /pol/ and of course they are going apeshit. Some people are just impossible to reason with.

>>5021934
the lime kind is really good.

>>5024680
>special snowflake
This phrase it outdated. It's more outdated than edgy.

>>5024337
/k/ and /o/ are two boards that are vastly different from any other boards on 4chan. Between the two they probably have the largest number of trips.