/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I always end up sniffing my hands happily like a total creep when they smell of garlic. Smells great.

>that smell when baking any sort of bread, cookie, cake, pie

>>5002499
Ha, I do exactly the same thing.

>roasting garlic for hummus
>squeezing it out into the bowl
>constantly licking my fingers
>finally just eat a whole goddamn clove

>tfw you try to sneak in mcdonalds when gf isn't there and she gets in the car ten hours later and calls you out on the unmistakable lingering mcdonalds stink and calls you a sad fat sack.

lol we are such foodies xD

>>5002496
True tip: rub your hand against a stainless steel sink while also running cold water over it.

>tfw your hand smell like canned beans but you haven't had a contact with beans for weeks

>tfw scratching balls and hand smells just like taco bell bean burrito after
>tfw stomach rumbles

>>5002530
:( i had that problem but with BK
>tfw your (now ex)gf used to work in BK and she has some sort of ptsd episode from the smell

>tfw your hands always smell like spices, onions, garli, and cilantro.
>always
>fucking always for the last 5 years.

>>5002496
I can't handle having smells like that on my hands
If I can smell it then the food is still there and they aren't clean

>>5002659
>and they aren't clean

Who cares, they're never "clean." I'd rather them smell like garlic than some lavender or mint soap.

>>5002659
>>5002659
This. Garlic is one the worst ones.

>tfw you finish prepping, shit is in the oven, and the front of your apron/pantlegs are covered in grime from wiping your hands on yourself.

>tfw eating a dish full of garlic and your pores secrete the smell of garlic

>>5002800

>keep it cold in my house
>regularly bake bread
>tfw I have to wash my hoodie and pajama pants every three days because there are little pieces of dough all over them

I really like the smell of garlic and spices on my hands but my girlfriend really doesn't like so I wash my hands for my girlfriend

>>5002782
Ignorance is bliss
Yeah your hands are constantly filthy, but you can't detect it. I can't knowingly go about, touching all my things and what not, when I know that I'm wiping garlic or meat or something all over everything.

>>5002582
been there

>>5002496
tfw car always smells like pizza even if you haven't eaten it in a week and you don't even work at a pizza shoppe

>>5002496
I can't taste garlic, all it does is make me smell like rancid ass and for some reason get really tired and flushed.

>everyone elses face when you smell like garlic

>>5003008
Is this a bad thing?

>>5002496
>tfw your hands smell like garlic
Rub them extra hard, rub them on my GFs cootchie without her knowing, and eat her out with the wonderful taste of garlic.

Fun for the two of us!!!

>>5003065
I like to rub garlic on my dick and pay hookers for blowjobs.

>>5003065
>>5003031
>>5002798

>these plebs who actually don't love the smell of garlic

>>5002529
Mah nigga.

Whenever I do roasted vegetables with garlic I always fight over the cloves. Dat sweet garlicy goodness

>tfw your hands smell like bleach after a long day in the kitchen

>>5003767