/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4998846
Looks disgusting

>>4998846
>scambled eggs
>for christmas dinner

oh you britbottles never cease to amaze me

>>4998857
bing bong ya queen a fookin black jigga m8. fuk u

>>4998874
>tfw britistan makes fun of you for having a nigger president

;_; w-well, at least it's not illegal to say you don't like immigrants throwing acid in womens faces! Ch-checkmate...

Canned multi-course pre-processed meals?
If this takes off it's all the proof that one needs that British cuisine is dead and buried.

>>4998857
But we don't eat scrambled eggs for Christmas dinner. As this has mince pies and Christmas pudding this seems like they are trying to include breakfast, snacks and dessert.

I just threw up in my mouth.

If If you separate the eggs and pudding its probably not bad.

>>4998846

>>4998874
>yfw britbottles have to censor themselves out of fear of getting v& for using words like nigger and fuck

>>4998927
the can says "Christmas Tinner", obviously a play on the word "Dinner"

>>4998846

Gnarly.
Although, if I was going to buy a Christmas treat for my dog, that looks like it would fit the bill.

Wat de fuq? Why? Why would anyone eat that? I mean, on their own most of those things are fine of course, but how could you get that onto a plate without having a mixed sloshy mess of shit?

Are you supposed to spoon it out of the can? I am seriously bewildered anyone would even consider eating that.

>>4999186
>get that onto a plate

This is meant to be eaten with a Swiss Army Knife while sitting on a recliner in your underwear.

>>4999186
the idea is you're meant to eat it out the can
layer by layer

the most depressing image imaginable

>mfw even us amerifats aren't this bad

I mean really. Food in Britain is absolutely god awful at anything below the expensive as fuck, Michelin Star-winning London restaurant level. Look, I apologize on behalf of my country for inflicting McDonald's on the world, but we really do have a lot of amazing food. You can't say that about Britain

>>4999242
This. I mean, they put fries on buttered toast for fucks sake, and even have a name for the dish.

I'd scrape off the eggs and try it but what a disgusting concept.

>>4999208
Holy crap, just picturing that made me tear up.

>>4999252
crunchy spuddy saucy butty
modern british cuisine at its best

>Brussel sprouts
DISGUSTING

>>4999256
>crunchy spuddy saucy butty

brilliant

>>4999252
>have a name for the dish

What? First i've heard of it

>>4999257
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING; THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN!

Yo what is up with that package design if I'm gonna Get My GAME On then I better be eating something that has at least 6 different fonts on it and a dude killing an orc

>>4999266
Brits can't handle our fonts, man.

Can't wait for the ashens episode. You know that motherfucker is reading this shit.

I'd eat it if it was free.

>>4999208
My first thought was, well at least it's not 50% boiled carrots and 20% canned peas. my second thought was how many ways are they gonna split it. My third thought was a rebuke to myself. grossly unfair to many " rest or rehab homes". and employees. there are some bad, some very bad,I guess. it tends to be a bad situation. for the keeper and kept. the food tends to be so bland.I guess so the worst is to be forgotten. some of those people, and and they are people, just wait for a visit that never that never comes. and I understand. some will never leave. and some can be,irritating. The staff at two places I have been were great, including the kitchen. the food was less than wonderfull. might as well throw them a can of alpo. some will leave, some don't.

You could make some kinda burger out of that thing if you put it between two buns. Looks pretty tasty to me.

I'll probably try it for the novelty factor.

>bread sauce

>>4999417
What's wrong with bread sauce?

>>4999423
what IS bread sauce?

>>4999417
before corn starch was a thing, people would thicken their sauces with bread crumbs.

hence bread sauce.

>>4999428
It's a sauce made with milk and onions thickened with breadcrumbs.

It's quite nice.

>>4999434
Also spices and that

>>4999428
Bread sauce is amazing. Creamy yet savoury. Love it cold too, gets a bit congealed and you can put it in leftover roast sandwiches.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/breadsauce_84755

>>4999417
>1170% Cholesterol

If I ate that, would I die?

>>4998846

No.

>>4999417
lol, even I don't eat that. brains and eggs. high cholesterol( very) and low yeild. My mom was from Brittan, Dad was from here. geat gradma used to eat brains craking like a prcan or peaan yuu shoul dbe . even i wont eat that brains or grains.madd cow or not now excuse me while i tend to my chille.

>>4998846
>for gamers
LOL

>>4999263
it's called a chip butty you prick

>>4999456
>dietary cholesterol

huehuehue

no you'll be fine. It's super delicious

>>4999431
>before corn starch was a thing, people would thicken their sauces with bread crumbs.
People don't do that anymore?

>>4999266
please tell me that's not some kind of liquid pizza

>>4999417
Worked in a grocery store where we hazer people by downing a can of this shit raw. It was okay if you didn't hold it down as long as you did it. You got put on stock crew and got better hours afterward

>>4999759
>"raw"
Doubt that.

>>4999489

>>4999527
and how exactly is that a "special name"?

>>4999205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW93CV6m-JU

While this plays.

My smile and optimism: Gone

>>4998846

Fucking murrilards.

I hope China nukes Clapistan.

Considering that one of my favourite things to eat is baked beans with pork pie, scotch eggs, red leicester, and gravy, you tell me, would I eat it?

>>4999242
>mfw I'm from the mediterranean and I love British food
>mfw all my friends look at me like I'm some sort of a monster when I say that

I just want some gravy with my roast, is that so much to ask

>>4999882
>£1.99

I don't think the US takes monopoly money dipshitamus

>>4999896
haha murkan so fat and stupid doesnt know photoshop. Go eat burger and shoot gun

I would eat it if someone paid me. I would only eat one serving, though. Perhaps I would be lucky enough for the cholesterol content of the entire package to be above a DV? And then cut that fraction by a third, like a reasonable person who eats more than once a day?

>>4999907

can i eat gun and shoot burger instead

>>4999909
Noooo, there is so much to live for!

Like eating anything that is not this. Also, if you die now, you will never see the new Doctor Who season, and won't you just feel awful about that?

>>4999915
i stopped watching during Matt Smith's run. he started getting a bit repetitive for my tastes. maybe the new guy will be better?

>>4999923
I hope so! It's difficult to love every single doctor because of the variety of personalities. Six grated on my nerves, and I missed Peter too much to go on watching the new guy. Picked it up again with Seven, and I was too grateful to argue.

Even if Twelve isn't everyone's cup of tea, Neil Gaiman looks like he's sticking around as a semi-regular writer, so there's that.

>>4998846
>ring pull can
it woud never come out that perfectly

CAPTCHA: dyquick
yep

>>4999489
i think you already got the madd cow dude

>>4999767
i think he means tinned, surely it is precooked. right? RIGHT?

would gladly eat. A lot of those are better than they look

>gamer
>eating the content of just one little can like that

market missed.

>>4998846
So how would you eat this, pour it out and eat it layer by layer? How do you even heat it up?

>>4999489

BSE or CJD... If you are human you are probably OK.

Although, CJD or vCJD does occur naturally in humans at a ratio of 1 in 1 - million people.

Basically media hype...

>>4999155

>>5001121
>Although, CJD or vCJD does occur naturally in humans at a ratio of 1 in 1 - million people.
lol no

>>4999489
um, you do realize that prionic illnesses can be passed on genetically, right? Kinda looks like you already have a bunch of holes in your brain, too.

>>5001151
Cite the study of CJD occurring because of genetic predisposition in 1/1000000 people.