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>>4995874

Pepperoni is for infants.

also, sausage patty master race reporting in.

quattro stagioni

Mushroom and olive master race

I like pepperoni and mushroom. Occasionally a ricotta pizza is nice.
And since a lot of places fuck it up.
A ricotta pizza just has lil plops of ricotta like pepperoni all over it.

>>4995886

pic...

>fuck you captcha

tomato olive oil basil.

>>4995892
OP said "pizza", murrifat.

Fresh margarita

Maddox said it all that needs to be said about pepperoni on pizza.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=pepperoni

>>4995926

You sound really jealous of that guys deep dish pizza.

>>4995942
>jelly
>of bread and cheese pie

>>4995946
You obviously are butt sad that you don't get quality deep dish in your shit country.

>>4995946

niggas don't know bout' muh tomato cake.

>>4995951
>deep dish
>quality

>>4995955

That green text can't hide your frustration friend

>>4995931
the only correct answer in this thread.

I love my trashy american pizza, but holy shit that clean, acidic, creamy, fresh taste is just so damn amazing.

deep dish pizza is just a pie with pizza filling

>>4995962

Costco pizza
You guys can't even imagine how much this pic alone makes my mouth water. When I get back to the states it's the first thing I want to eat. Spain does not do good pizza. Or good anything really, aside from ham sandwiches.

>>4995981

DUDE...that's like some shitty high school cafeteria level shit there, you really need to think deeper about this.

>>4995985
>insults costco pizza
>posts deep dish pizza
are you just trying to start fights with random people itt?

>>4995874
>>4995892
>>4995953
>>4995981
>>4995985
disgusting amerifats. jesus fucking christ, i'm glad my country has culture and taste.

>>4995995
I'm sure your boring unvaried cuisine is just delicious to you but we don't have to suffer here in america.

>>4996000

>>4996001
nothing wrong with me, I live in america

>HAHA TIME FOR CHICAGO TOMATO CASSEROLE
>ITS PIZZA CAUSE ITS GOT CHEESE ON IT

Did you know that at most restaurants that serve Chicago Tomato Pie, they ask you if you want ranch dressing with it.

>>4996004
>no health care
>whites are a minority
>massive debt
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
>no culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
>assassinates citizens with drones
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
>still uses imperial system
>still tortures
>still has death penalty
>quarter of the population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
>high crime despite wealth
>high poverty despite wealth
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
>majority of population denies evolution
>draconian levels of military spending
>mutilate their babby's genitals
>3rd world murder rate
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
>govt can legally tap your phone
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon

Sup Amerika, any plans to level up to medium tier?

>>4996008
Holy shit this level of mad is at critical levels. Weren't we talking about food here?

>>4996008
>>4996004
#REKT
Defend that, Murriclaps.

>>4996011
>I can't refute any of these points, better post a reaction image and call him mad.

Gyro or Shawarma pizza.
Or what my favorite local calls their "Special" - salami, linguica, olives, mushrooms, fried eggplant, feta cheese, fresh tomatoes and roasted garlic. YUM.

>>4996013
>samefagging your own copypasted list of bad things about america
so sad man

>>4996016

>>4996008
Wow, they surely are teaching you some great fairy tales in whatever shithole country you live in. Is that really what you are taught to believe about America? That's fucking laughable. Do I really need to go down that list and tell you why you're a fucking moron?

>>4996014
>implying I'm gonna take the time to refute all that wrongness
have you even read half the stuff on that list?

>>4996018
was this comic made by a redditor?

>American milk

>>4996030
>american "cheese"

>/int/ raiding an innocent pizza thread
come on people this is worse than /v/

Please tell me this is a joke. You ignorant obesecans aren't really eating this stuff, right?

>>4996036
I fucking love easy cheese

>this thread
OP should have deleted it a while ago

>>4996048
>implying you can delete threads
way to spot a newfag

>>4996051
>be on 4chan since 2007
>never made a thread
You must be screwing with me or something, either that or they changed it

>>4996055
He's right, m00t changed it, you can't even delete your post anymore.

>>4996059
Jeez, that's a tad restrictive. Oh well.

>this fucking thread turning into europoor shitslinging

oh well

I have a bunch of local pizza places and I can't decide which ones the best, so I kind of just "spin the wheel" whenever I order

But oh man is the wings and garlic knot game ree-dick-a-lish over here

How come whenever Americans start a thread, they turn into shitposting maniacs whenever somebody posts a European dish? This is worse than /int/-

MURRIKANS ARE FAT AND STUPID!

>>4996088
as far as I can tell there was no "european dish", someone just goes "EW AMERIFATS THAT PIZZA NAZZY" and everyone flipped

>>4996088
Are you seriously bagging on American's right now? Just look what the Europeans have done to this thread. Nobody is innocent.
>>4996082
The ONLY reason I'm gonna miss my college town is the local pizza place. Their wings are insane and the pizza is incredible. Nothing like that where I live.

>>4996096
See
>>4995889

Then suddenly people went like "FUCK YOU EUROPEANS". And its ALWAYS like this

I'll just leave this here

>>4996119
But no one even said anything about it?

>>4996119
what the... nobody even responded to that guy!

>>4996129
You know this picture is right, but it didn't make me mad.
We don't ask you foreigners to come to our great nation, you fucks just keep showing up with nothing asking to come in. Let the american melting pot simmer for a bit and then try it out.

>>4995889
>that europoor trash
Who the fuck puts raisins and leaves on their pizza?

>>4995874
Pizza with seafood is my personal favourite but I once had a devine home made stone oven pizza with mozarella, cured ham, wild mushrooms, truffle and olive oil which was probably the best I ever had.

>>4996119
Woah. Are you a psychic?

>>4996008

>plays a sport where field bucks grope each other for fun
True enough.

>no health care
Plenty of healthcare options
>whites are a minority
Nope
>massive debt
Agreed.
>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
That isn't how elections work.
>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
What is the problem?
>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
What is the problem?
>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
Niggers are a form of entertainment in USA
>no culture
Plenty of culture
>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
USA USA USA USA
>assassinates citizens with drones
Citation needed
>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
Gotta keep the kids in check
>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
What is the problem?
>still uses imperial system
To confuse foreigners
>still tortures
What is the problem?
>still has death penalty
What is the problem?
>quarter of the population is in prison
quarter of the black* population is in prison
>banana republic levels of income inequality
Capitalism
>high crime despite wealth
High nigger population
>high poverty despite wealth
High nigger population
>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
Neat.
>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
Not where I live.
>majority of population denies evolution
Freedom
>draconian levels of military spending
To control the world
>mutilate their babby's genitals
Jewish influence.
>3rd world murder rate
High nigger population
>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
To control the world
>govt can legally tap your phone
To control the world
>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
To control the people
>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon
To control the minds

>>4996205
Thank you. That would've taken an hour on my phone

>>4996205
my my my.

I just wanted to talk about pizza, fuck you /int/ and /pol/

>>4996205

Soooo....you pretty much blame everything on the niggers?

>>4995874
Couple inches thick of meat.

>>4996173
If you put anything other than cheese on your cheese frisbee you are no true American.
Maybe some concentrated tomato paste to turn it into a a vegetable if the need arises.

>>4996228
Not me but the guy that has a problem with America.

It could have been a nice thread.

THANKS OBAMA

>>4996227
Pol was introduced as a quarantine zone but it just got them organised to the point where they are shitting up most boards.
/int/ mounting a raid is endearing and at it's worst mildly annoying.

>>4996257
implying /pol/ isn't a way of life now that a lot of people are starting to accept.

Best pizza?

What do you mean?
Best toppings?
Best restaurant/brand?
Best style?

For me--I like mushrooms, black olives, and sausage typically on pizza.

I like Dewey's. They have an awesome tipitina pizza--sundried tomato and olive tapenade base, mozzarella and fontina cheeses, ham, pepperoni, prosciutto, roasted red peppers, oregano, sesame seeds and banana peppers after the bake.

In terms of style, I tend to like New York Style pizza. There used to be a parlor in Ellicott City, Maryland called Solana's that used to do that really well. Never been to New York, New Jersey, or Connecticut for pizza, so my opinion is not as informed. Never been to Chicago or California either for pizza.

Then again, I have had Chicago-style deep dish. I don't dislike it. It's a nice treat, but it would not be my go to pie.

Diavola > pepperoni

one

two... period...

>>4996364
>>4996354
>2 choices
>both burnt
Wop or hipster fag detected

>>4996370
When you burn traditional pizza dough, it doesn't taste bitter. It tastes good.

>>4996324
yes

>>4996370
I am from italy and spend a bit of time there but only one of those pizzas is Italian the other one is called a tomato pie and is distinctly American.. I am not a hipster by any means and just enjoy good tasting food. floppy pizza and deep dish just don't appeal to me but by all means enjoy them..

>>4995978
>#questions #people #cant #answer

>>4996354
>>4996364
Looks delicious.

Prosciutto and mushrooms.

>>4995874

Pepperoni, anchovies, jalapenos and cilantro.

>>4996454
I second this.

>>4996397
But real pizza is floppy in the middle too because of all the moisture in the real mozz. Its almost like you have never had the real thing and are just being a contarian faggot.

>>4996454
I love jalapenos.
I also like anchovies.
My only issue with those two toppings is that tend to overpower whatever else is on the pie.
I tend to shoot for jalapeno and meat/s (chicken and/or pepperoni).
Anchovy...usually by itself.

>>4996447
I love both on pizza, but have never just done these two...would try.

Where can you get american style pie pizzas in europe?

>>4996477
The UK has Domino's or so I have been told.

I think you might run into a Pizza Hut too.

Otherwise, I am not sure.

>>4996457
the first pizza i linked can be soggy in the middle depending on the mozzarella used yes I am from a town about 45 minutes away from Naples.. The pizza is still not floppy..

>>4996479
where i live, in the netherlands, they have this at dominoes

>>4996488
forgot pic

>>4996205

>these terrible things about my country are okay if I say it was niggers
>they don't exist because niggers did it
>there are no problems because I'm edgy enough to say there aren't

Back to /pol/, and could you please leave before I go back.

>>4996484
And by floppy you mean big foldable pieces ala New York Style? Correct?


>>4996488
>>4996491
I used to be friends with this girl from Scotland and she used to love Domino's pepperoni like it was the best pizza in the world. It always made me smile.

I had no idea that they were in the Netherlands.

>>4996491
or you can get this

but i want to try stuff like this
>>4995985

maybe ill just make them myself
after all, it's american, how hard can it be?

>>4996474
>I love both on pizza, but have never just done these two...would try.
I also like Pancetta or speck with shrooms.

>>4996502
i've never eaten dominos pizza but i heard the quality isn't great

>>4996510
Dunno why I capitalized pancetta there.

>>4996507
That's an adorable picture lol.

I'm sure you could. Chicago-Style is really different, but delicious.

Maybe watch some stuff on YouTube and you can figure it out.

>>4996515
It's not. I think it depends on where you are from to begin with...I got the impression that pizzerias weren't super common in Scotland.

>>4996527
there are a lot of italian pizzerias here and i love those, i just want to try one of those chicago style pizzas

>>4996517
>>4996510
I love pancetta, but I can't think of any places that put that on pizza around me.

If I ever get the itch, I'll do it myself.

>>4996494
>these terrible things about my country are okay if I say it was niggers
That is exactly my point I was trying to convey. The problems are fine as long as I have a scapegoat right? Right?

>they don't exist because niggers did it
I don't know why you are so racist towards basketball Americans. You should go back to /pol/

>there are no problems because I'm edgy enough to say there aren't
I have no valid retort so I'm just going to call you edgy

>>4996541
Well, other than visiting the US, specifically Chicago, it looks like you might have to learn how to make one yourself, which I'm sure you could do. I know some restaurants ship their pizzas, but international shipping sounds like a real stretch.

>>4996578
im sure i can make it, i

>>4996578
>but international shipping sounds like a real stretch.

I don't think there will be much stretch in your cheese once it arrives.

>>4996477
Are you in the uk?

>>4996683
no, holland

>>4996008
laughing so hard, thanks bro. I haven't seen this degree of buttwrecked in a long long time. great post, sides fell off.

Wasn't this thread about pizza?

Barbeque chicken with pinapple chunks and ham.

I prefer cheese pizza. NY style, ideally.

>>4996737
No toppings?

>>4996008
That's pretty well thought out at least. It's pretty telling how the rest of the world has such an inferiority complex about America that the average citizen of every other country has a "fuck america" list like this and our only complaints about them are that their beaches suck and their women need to shave their pits. So buttmad lol.

>>4996751
I don't hate toppings, but I don't think most of them add anything to a pizza.
Definitely not pepperoni, it ruins an otherwise good pizza with its grease.

>>4996011
How is copy+paste a sign of being mad? I think your reply to him is more so.

The best pizza has everything on the menu excepting bell peppers.

I love shrimp pizza. I only have it about once or twice a year though because no one else ever wants it. ;_;

>>4997450
that picture is disturbing, but i like shrimp pizza. i make it with a lemon pepper sauce instead of marinara and squeeze lemon on after its cooked. my favorite type probably

A white mozzarella pizza with garlic, ham, bacon, and ricotta. Nothing better.

Deep dish is for faggots. Period.

Thin crust, spinach, sun dried tomatoes, feta, and artichoke hearts.

>>4996013
I can't. We suck.

Which has no effect whatsoever on DEEP DISH FROM LOU'S IS THE BEST. Suck on it, yuropoors.

deep dish, heavy sauced dark marinara pizza with combo fillings and jalapenos... or a veggie toppings inside of that with a lighter marinera

Why do some people feel superior just because they think they're eating a 'cultured' and superior kind of pizza? it's just sad.

pepperoni is shit

where can i do deepdish in the east bay?
had littlestar and zacharies a while ago

where can i do deepdish in the sfbay?
had littlestar and zacharies a while ago

>>4997833
thank you maddox.

To answer op's question, the answer is "frutti di mare". It's like cioppino in pizza form.

>>4997689
i love this term, yuropoor. It's hilarious coming from the country with the most people in prison, the highest rates of illiteracy, the greatest income disparity, the most expensive/least effective healthcare, the worst schools, the longest working hours, the lowest wages, and a military that can't even win a war against people that use their hands for TP and weapons from the 60's (despite having multi-trillion dollar arsenals). Perhaps if you could afford to travel outside your banana republic, you could understand the absurdity. Oh well.

>>4996477
i really like telepizza aside from having the top of my mouth scraped off.. i remember it being super fucking generic but delicious as hell

>>4996507
oh god, it looks like they plastarted an image of a pizza onto a loaf of bread

The answer is penne vodka pizza.

no need to thank me.

>>4998032

It's not that good, honestly. Pizza primavera with drizzles of hot sauce is my favorite type of pizza and the one that sells the fastest.

>>4998048
It depends entirely on where you get it.

The place I get it from is considered one of the best pizzarias in the tri-state area. They're really pricy, but goddamn they're fucking delicious.

>>4998032
WTF
NO

>>4997482
Then spank my ass and call me Mister Fudgepacker.

Jew Porker here, never had a deep dish pizza in my life.

I assume the sensation eight hours later is akin to having your lower intestine forcibly expelled through a garden hose

>Yuropoopers are so insecure that they have to shitpost in pizza threads

>>4999177
It's really sad. And they call us ignorant and rude.

>>4999117
>I assume the sensation eight hours later is akin to having your lower intestine forcibly expelled through a garden hose

Why would you assume that? Does your digestive tract have a difficult time with bread?

>>4996228
If the shoe fits, a nigger's gonna kill you and steal it.

Fugazzeta. Argentina's best.

thin, chewy crust; cheese at least 4 times thicker than the crust itself; some ham (it's in there under more cheese) and a shit-ton of onions.

One slice feeds a family of four, or one Chicagoan.

>>4999690
wtf shit man

>>4999696
Never been to Buenos Aires? It's like their regional specialty.

They have a double-crust version too. (It has more cheese.)

>>4999702
shitttttt

>>4996364
>>4996354
>>4997856
>>4998032

all of these pizza look like soft gummy pieces of shit

>>4999723

aside from that last abomination, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. you've probably never had a good slice of pizze in your pathetic excuse of a life. I mean wtf how can you confuse thin crust + delicious char for soft and gummy? Jesus fucking christ!

>>4999723
>americans
And that last pizza you linked is a fucking abomination.

day old cold refrigerator pizza

>>4999761
I seriously think Europeans have like a mental disorder. I've never seen a collective group of people so physically distressed by the eating habits of a country an entire ocean away. I really suggest you guys get some counseling.

>abomination

Penne vodka is amazing and so is pizza. Combing the two can only be the best of both worlds.

>>4999854

Considering the fact that not only Europeans dislike the eating habits of glorious US and A (I'm from Uzbekistan, a Ex-UDSSR shithole) you could assume, that us american "cuisine" and eating habits are weird.

It's like you people like to eat fatty food with abundancy of ingredients that ruin the taste of a meal.

Just my 5 cents.

>tfw cold pepperoni pizza the morning after a night drinking

>>4999742

>Thinking pizza of any kind is any cuisine that's acceptable to eat when mentioning "good" food.

What are you doing with your life, you sad sack of shit.

>>4999771
Best enjoyed with a joint and a hangover.

>>4999854
It astounds us that you lot pay so much to fill your body with terrible food produced by companies that actively work with contempt for the human race. You do realize that monsanto invented and then lobbied for the continued legality of agent orange, right? You guys have some of the finest arable land in the world, and yet you eat complete garbage. Is it really that hard to make farm subsidies work?

>>4996024
>I can't disprove anything you said, so here, have some ad hominems. In addition, I'm gonna accuse YOU of being mad

FTFY bro.

>>4996008
My god the Delusions of the Yuropoor is disturbingly high. Hey bro, we are talking about Pizza here.

>>5001185
Refute his claims.

>>5001187
No because that would be shitposting and would not be on topic with the thread. This is a thread about Pizza not Politics. If I want to shitpost about another country I will do it in /int/ or /pol/

Moving on, Have you guys ever tried Pizza with Spinach. It surprisingly good.

>>5001207
>I-I just wanted to get the last word in (>>5001185) then take the high road

This is a pizza thread, hence a European thread. Please leave.

This is my go to pizza at my local pizza joint. Even though today I ordered Pizza Hut, these guys are god tier.

They even have stuffed Jamaican patties with cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo.

Pizza:
>green pepper
>tomatoes
>ham
>mushrooms
>onions

Delicious goodness

I recommend a type of pizza that is always underrated: the TRUE Margherita, with a soft and "high" pasta-dough, mozzarella-cheese made by "bufala campana"(Neapolitan cow) milk, basil, olive oil and oregano. It's just perfect.

Sardines and capers mustard race.

>>4995892
growse

lately if I order pizza I always order sausage, peppers, and onions. any recommendations for a new topping scheme?

Pizza Hut has a new box menu
Pic related

>>5001664
they're new Pan crust is disgusting

>>5001996
Their food is disgusting in general

>>4996008

>no health care
It's there, but it's not good.

>whites are a minority
Compared to every other demographic combined, yes.

>massive debt
Yep.

>can't get elected unless you believe in Bronze Age fairy tales
Yep.

>slavery and mass murder of indigenous people
Who cares? We fought and they lost.

>kill brown children in wars for cheap oil
Both sides are corrupt.

>play a "sport" where large black men wear armour and grab each others' genitals
Compared to a bunch of men kicking each other's balls?

>no culture
That makes no fucking sense.

>take credit for winning both world wars when you only played a minor role
Can't hear you over our country's super power

>assassinates citizens with drones
Jealous, faggot?

>shoots kindergardeners on a yearly basis
Toughens them up lel. It's a no guns area, the most susceptible kind of area in a left leaning, multicultural shitlhole of a state.

>average citizen owns at least 3 guns
I wish.

>still uses imperial system
Has a royal sound to it, compared to your stick up the ass method. The imperial system incorporates easier accommodation of measurements.

>still tortures
What kind of hypocritical argument is that?

>still has death penalty
And?

>quarter of the population is in prison
If only the death penalty applied to more things.

cont.

>>4996008
>>5003079
>banana republic levels of income inequality
I know. My local Quizno's shut down, and I'm still pissed. Inequality is a fair thing.

>high crime despite wealth
Niggers. At least we don't have the level of gypsies and shitskins that you have.

>high poverty despite wealth
Niggers. At least we don't have the level of gypsies and shitskins that you have.

>injecting chemicals into ground for cheap gas
Who's going to stop us?

>builds wood-houses and uses overground electricity
Cheaper.

>majority of population denies evolution
Just a theory. Why are you shoving it down their throat?

>draconian levels of military spending
Not all of the military budget is spent on policing nations.

>mutilate their babby's genitals
Don't you have the same problem?

>3rd world murder rate
If only we got rid of niggers, and let up on gun control.

>govt regularly starts a war every few years, typically with faked evidence for cheap oil
Not like anyone will stop them.

>govt can legally tap your phone
Not like anyone will stop them.

>govt can legally know what websites you visit and what books you got from the library
Not like anyone will stop them.

>govt can search your room if you drew a picture of a weapon
Not like anyone will stop them.

>>4999690
negro pls... that looks awful

I eat pizza that has been sitting out for over 24 hours, it's better.

Every website I look at says it's not safe to eat after 2 hours of being out, my body says otherwise; Never been sick from it (actually never been sick in 12 years)

But I love 24 to 48 hour old pizza that has been left on the counter.

pep and olive

rollin

>>4995874
One thing I will never understand; why cant all pizza look like the cheesy goodness that's pictured in the OP? Why does absolutely every pizza place have to load it up with disgusting marinara sauce. Seriously, the fucking sauce is the worst part of the pizza and it takes up the greatest majority of it. The few pizza places that know better than to not dump a whole bucket of that garbage onto it are the best, but those places are too far and few in between to make a difference to the rest.

Tomato/marinara sauce is disgusting. Only in very miniscule amounts is it acceptable.

i like to make my own

best is pepperoni

but i love mushrooms and onions with pepers

>>5003081
>Just a theory.
>Just a theory.
>Just a theory.
>Just a theory.

>>5003151
Is it not?

>>4995978
>-1012
>not -988
I can't even

>>5003151

Even though it has tons of proof. You can't objectively say it is true. So yeah. I guess when it boils down to it, it is just a theory.

>>5003138
That looks terrible. I hope it's not yours.

Sausage and green olives
Or sausage, pepperoni and black olives
Or Canadian bacon, pineapple, and bacon.

Also fuck ranch dressing. Blue cheese is where it's at.

Good old Italian sausage with caramelized onions.
No wait, pesto with bacon and pecorino.
Actually, an alfredo sauce with chevre and feta.
Hold on... gorgonzola with candied pear.
I got this, the best pizza has tortellini baked into the cheese which is made of mozzarella, fontina, and ricotta and the sauce is bolognaise.

>>4996008
>ww2
>Merica
>minor role

nigga I don't even. Pretty spot on with the rest though.

>>5001490
You mean supreme (aka deluxe, ultimate, extravaganza, etc, etc)? If so, I agree. All the melding of aromatic vegetables and salty meat and cheese is delicious.

>>4999690
como juega una de esas ahora dios mio

>>5001575

Mozzarella, basilicum, tomatoes and maybe some ham

I had this really good porky fig pizza recently.

I thought it would be viscerally disgusting, but it was interesting.

>prosciutto, fig jam, caramelized red onions and mozzarella, fontina, Gorgonzola cheeses.