/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4984328

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InDIiw1UVtk

"there's a good amount of pepperoni, not too generous, not too light, so let's...let's try this out, shall we?"

"Not bad. Not bad. Very flavorful"

"It's a bit oily, which might be a problem for others, I suppose, but not for me."

He must be autistic, but he's the endearing, friendly type. I'd love to hang out with him, drink an energy drink, eat a frozen pizza, play some N64 (with our pants off), and bro-fist.

He's a cool dude. Props. He disabled all comments, so I'm guessing he got a bunch of people calling him an autistic retard.

He basically reminds me of Sheldon from TBBT.

what do you call that sort of eye shape? I see it in some people, its like their eyes are slanted downwards to the middle of the face instead of downwards towards the ears. Everyone I've known with this distinct type of eyes has been very self centered, scheming, manipulative, and overall bad people to be around.

Maybe I'm just a little bit cynical but I can't help but think you're advertising yourself here.

>>4984340
Squinty pig eye is the medical term.

>>4984355
No, this guy doesn't like 4chan -- /fit/ has an ambiguous man-love for him which he interprets as mocking hatred.

>Can't tell if intricate well-developed troll, or serious straightforward member of the gentry.

That's why he's interesting. Autist or the next Andy Kaufman.

These threads are starting to become an everyday thing. Yes /fit/, we know you are obsessed with him. We don't care.

>>4984366
Never realized he got popular on /fit/

thought it started here.

>>4984365
>>4984366
>>4984378

Same. Can someone give me some details upon him and /fit/?

Why would /fit/ care so much about the real life Sheldon Cooper? Are they mad that he can eat shit and still stay skinny (albeit unhealthy mode?)

Or were they trying to rouse him to start eating oatz and revewin' squatz

>thought it started here.

Same. Never once saw it on /fit/, but I haven't perused as much as I once have.

Let me review this MAD DAWG. FAIR ENOUGH
The can is the same color as the drink. FAIR ENOUGH. There's a good amount of carbonation. Let me waft in the scent. It smells good, but I can't really discern anything from smells. FAIR ENOUGH

>>4984384
/fit/ isn't mad at him. They genuinely like him in that playful, biting puppy 4chan way.

/fit/ is made of the same fags you see all over the site -- they're just trying to address their weaknesses through physical work. A lot of the struggling guys empathize with the skinny outsider, the guys who have made it see a bit of scrappiness they could take under their wing.

Both camps see a determined young man struggling to become a true individual in a prepackaged and commoditized world, both camps see an autistic retard to make fun of. A lot of people see a little of themselves in him.

Is he a Mormon?

"Darn good stuff"

"It's a darn good burger."

Awwww, he seems really sweet, none of that Chris Chan obnoxious autist mode about him. Do we know anything about him beyond the videos?

Isn't this advertising?

>>4984433
He does "idle mind" videos that may -- or may not -- be his thoughts on non-food items

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7e65oS_qpU

lol what the fuck

all he eats is junk food and talks about how wonderful it is? and whats with the suits? what dignified food critic reviews dominos pan pizza?

>>4984433
really? He reminds me of the kid from Robo Cop 3. I keep waiting for the camera to pan over to some guy getting his guy sliced open, then back to the kid, who is gleefully watching.

>>4984474
getting his gut*
fixed

>>4984465
>dignified food critic

The kid is like 15 or something. He's a loner and this is all he has.

>>4984433
>Awwww, he seems really sweet, none of that Chris Chan obnoxious autist mode about him.

Agreed.

He isn't seeking anything. He even disables comments for his videos.

I think he's just content doing his own thing, to be honest. Awesome guy, even if a bit weird, but we ALL are weird.

>>4984453

Yes, but those weren't linked in the topic. If you venture into his channel, you'll discover this. Topic was about food, reviews, and his specific viewpoints.

>>4984489

And all you have is 4chan. He has more friends/supporters than you do, bitch.

>>4984474
I'm stupid. It's Robo Cop 2

>>4984493
>And all you have is 4chan. He has more friends/supporters than you do, bitch.

I wasn't raggin on him. I was saying he's just a kid who does these videos, and not a 'dignified food critic', you stupid faggot.

>>4984427
Some of us don't like to swear and find people who do a lesser form of human because they have to act on impulse when speaking.

>>4984510
>Some of us don't like to swear and find people who do a lesser form of human because they have to act on impulse when speaking.

>tfw I swear often when I speak sometimes and don't even realize it

How do I stop being such a savage?

>>4984517
Don't work in a restaurant.

>>4984499
>you stupid faggot.

Yet you're so defensive.

You call him 15 and a loner, without actually knowing his situation. You're completely oversensitive, and were completely "raggin" upon him.

He, nor I, nor anyone on /ck/ claimed he was a 'dignifed food critic', so it's cool that you're projecting just like the faggot fucking loser you are.

And yes, that last part was unbridled, but deservedly so, because, nobody called him a food critic, nor dignified.

You stupid faggot.

You dumb fucking illiterate bastard.

He still has more friends/supporters than you.

>>4984510
>Some of us don't like to swear

Cool story, bro, tell me everything you know.

>act on impulse when speaking.

Like how you act upon the impulse of being an ceaseless, incessant, valueless, cretin ignoramus imbecile?

God, you are so high above us.

>>4984510
I agree mate, swearing is for cunts.

>>4984328
It's so strange... he looks happy doing the reviews, like he thinks or knows he's helping people in some minor way.
But the clasped hands and fidgeting is like a nervous behaviour resulting from being told he isn't doing anything.
I hope he finds his way.

>>4984493
>>4984621
lmaooo

>>4984758
>lmaooo

What a completely worthwhile, valubale, and beneficial post. You are an exceedingly beneficial member of the community. I hope you never leave.

>>4984328

>Can't tell if intricate well-developed troll, or serious straightforward member of the gentry.

No need to make fun of him, he is obviously a lower-middle/working class kid.

>>4984862

Who's making fun? That was an earnest and honest inquiry.

Now let's get back to the topic of discussion.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheReportOfTheWeek

Ass dicks.

He's a cool kid man, I don't know why some of you would bash him. He's just doing fast food/frozen food reviews, no reason to get butthurt about his videos. Personally, I like his videos, he's like that slightly weird but always comforting friend you had.

I like watching his videos,

>>4984869

>Who's making fun? That was an earnest and honest inquiry.

No it wasn't, unless you just happen to lack any socioeconomic awareness. It was a snide remark.

Actually your thread in general is centered around that mindset. He's just a kid an awkward kid with a camera doing reviews, there is nothing deeper here and you know it. This is the equivalent to doing an in depth lyrical analysis of "Friday" by Rebecca Black. It's nothing more than a mockery in the form of sincerity, just bare bones sarcasm. If you honestly believe the shit you've said in this thread then I can assure you that it is your own mental illness talking.

>>4984365
Why is /fit/ bringing their garbage here?

>>4984898
Ask the OP, not me.

hi /fit/

>>4984420
GAY

That is ReviewBrah dudes.
He's probably the most alpha dude ever to live.

>>4984960

this is the most retarded scrolling macro I've ever seen.

>>4984960
THANK YOU BACK-SNAP GORILLA

>>4984992
eh

>>4984853
no need to overanalyze everything in such a critical way

>>4984328
He's got a bit of Woody Allen about him. His videos are oddly watchable, it's almost like he is a parody of himself and it's comical because it's so dead pan.