/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Green tea and I'm brewing up my 2nd batch of jenk. I used a 5 gallon carboy this time.

>>4963461
Greasy pepperoni pizza

I had a grilled cheese sandwich with smoked ham and a fried egg on top.
i seasoned the inside with black pepper, chili powder, cumin and white pepper.
pretty good.
i used a mild swiss cheese cause im not a fan of strong cheeses

Browning up my weekly 2lbs of cow to make taco meat

Mapo doufu bowl
Vegetable salad with oil sardine

I like my tenderloin blushing alittle, and the cauliflower came out AWESOME

>>4963613

Cauliflower went as follows:

>Whole head of the brain vegetable
>While cutting be sure to cackle like a maniac and make cliche' Silence of the Lambs references
>Once Cauliflower is cut, pull out glass baking dish
>few glugs of olive oil
>salt
>pepper
>garlic
>rosemary
>oregano
>any others you may want
>coat Cauliflower well
>bake at 350 till fork tender
>sprinkle with Parmesan

makin' stew

chicken thighs
onion
celery
carrot
garlic
lentils
peas
broccoli
spinach
sunflower oil
sesame oil
cayenne powder
black pepper
salt
msg

>>4963628
i do something similar but cut up head (while cackling) and add mustard / cumin seed instead of parmesan

>>4963635
Mustard and cumin...interesting. I also made a Curryflower once, was quite good.

And is it me, or is that damn veggie the perfect brain shaped substitute?

>>4963613
What's on that pasta?

>>4963648
just a simple cheese sauce

Marinated some chicken legs in:

Oil
Lime juice
Cilantro
Garlic
Salt
Pepper
Cumin
Chili powder

For almost 2 hours, now I'm roasting them.

Also going to eat rice with em and maybe some kimchi, I have so much fucking kimchi.

veggie burger and daiya cheddar between two corn tortillas. asian slaw on the side. iced tea to drink.

>>4963670
Nigga you better put that slaw ON THAT GOD DAMN BURGER, DONT MAKE ME BEAT CHO ASS

>>4963676
oh i did, but it was good on its own too

>>4963728
very well, proceed

Got some sauce simmerin on the stove
hot italian sausage
crushed tomatoes
onions and garlic
little garlic and onion powder
pepper and red pepper flakes

Gonna let it simmer for abother hour or two

>get off work
>get back to the house
>see some container with tuna and pasta in it
>heat it up and start eating it
>notice a sweet flavor
>"what the fuck"
>realize my sister cooked it
>mfw she added fucking sugar to tuna and pasta
Why my sister thought it was ever a good idea to step foot in a fucking kitchen is beyond me. She is completely batshit retarded when it comes to cooking.

>>4963915
Forgot my face.

>>4963915
Did you fuck her yet?

>>4964426

My first attempt at making homemade pizza alone. Normally I've had friends who dealt with dough and shit, but not this time.

Topped it with green peppers and tomatoes that I fried with oregano and garlic salt, and, of course, pepperoni.

Shitty phone camera kinda makes things look a little off-color, I promise the sauce is red, not pink.

>>4963461

I bet you think that's sooo healthy because the few carrots you thew into it

>>4964547
The thing about dough is that it's not that complicated.
200g flour
1pckg dry yeast (I don't know if it is called the same everywhere)
some olive oil
water
Put the flour in a bowl and add the yeast. Stir for a bit and while working the mixture add some water until you have a nice dough. It should be easy to rip apart and not too sticky. Then add some olive oil and keep working the dough. Cover it with a kitchen towel and let it rest for half an hour in a warm place for half an hour. Spread evenly on a baking sheet and put some sauce on that bitch. Then add other ingredients and you are good to go.
Protip: Add a little olive oil and oregano when the piza is ready to serve.
Have fun.

>>4964547
Looks nice btw.

>>4963474

J-jenkem?

>>4963461

Made methi chicken curry pretty much freestyle.

Was very surprised when I looked up a few recipes and saw it's actually made almost the way I did.

My curries are much better than my phone's camera!

I made grilled salmon, tzatziki, and roasted sweet potatoes for dinner last night.

I just had a salmon omelette with the leftovers.

I've been mentally unstable and insatiably hungry for the past week or so, so I'm trying to buy and eat relatively healthy stuff. If there was trash food in the house I would gain so much weight.

>>4963461

I am drinking my own tears of despair and regret.

>>4964947
Go away, Dog. Jake doesn't need you anymore.

can I /r/ that toasted bread with a hole for an egg picture?
I want to make it

Apparently not enchiladas.