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4956447 No.4956447[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Anyone know that feeling when you got a sandwich with tomatoes perfect salted ham, mayo

wrapped in plastic wrap and you leave it uneaten for like the whole day and it becomes moist and when you bite into it your mouth becomes dry and you can taste tomato infused mayo and moist bread turning into mush in your mouth?

Most of you probably never had a good moist sandwich

>> No.4956452

You don't know me. I have moist sandwiches all the time.

>> No.4956491

>>4956447
shit sounds like what i would be spitting out instantly

>> No.4956537

>>4956447
You don't tell me how to eat my fucking sandwiches

>> No.4956546

>>4956537

*nostrils gag at your jim beam month old sweat ape self*

*stays stern stanced like im about to stab you*

Keep walking

>> No.4956547

>>4956447
>good moist sandwich

Kill yourself

>> No.4956550

>>4956547

>Do not post flames trolls uncalled for catchphrases

guess what happened

dur dur *slaps your head hard*

>> No.4956552

That sounds awful.

You can avoid that by putting your veggies in a container and then putting them on the sandwich when ready to eat. :p

The only GOOD moist sandwich is grilled cheese in tomato soup.

>> No.4956555

I knew only shirtless people that eat dry dollar priced wheat bread with oscar meyer salami would be replying

just don't

>> No.4956558

>>4956555
>implying that eating congealed sandwich mush is not like eating any Oscar Meyer congealed animal by-product

>> No.4956582

>>4956447
>wrapped in plastic wrap
but then it'll taste like taste

>> No.4956594 [DELETED] 

>>4956447
>Most of you probably never had a good moist sandwich

Maybe not, but I've had your Mom's good moist pussy.

>> No.4956608

>>4956594

read
>>4956550

Go away dry bread and bologna

no you're not stepping it up

*punches you hard in the back of the head*

go back to regular mom jokes you poor (insert racial)

>> No.4956611 [DELETED] 

>>4956608
>dry bread and bologna

Well, your mom's pussy was pretty dry and resembled bologna, until I started pounding it.

>> No.4956615

>>4956611
le master troll

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>>4956611

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>>4956611
nope your race wouldnt recover from a blow to the back of the head

now stop posting

>>4956615

you're uncalled for catchphrase is next

>> No.4956624

>>4956621

inb4 rule 7

no way accidental regret births can post shit on my thread and I cant announce my reports

hurry up and ban them

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>>4956621

>blow to the head

Kinda like your mom did to me.

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>>4956582

>> No.4956657

>not preferring the more advanced sogwich