/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4947166
I wonder if it can automatically tip too? That way you don't have to tip at the door? You could just have a pizza slot on your door and they can just drop by and slide the pizza through the slot and leave. Just set it to like 25% tips and you'd never need to see or interact with a single person at all.

I feel dumber for watching that video...

>>4947181
I just got hungrier.

>>4947178
>Just set it to like 25% tips
What if they do a really good job? Remember:
10% - bad service
20% - good service
30% - very good service
40% - exceptional service

>>4947493
how service can be anything but mediocre if you dont meet the guy at all ?

>>4947493
Aren't the tips % based on how much money is in the bank account or credit left on your card that you use? Like if you have $100 in the bank and you use your debit account to pay a 10% tip, yet your bill was only $4 then you end up paying a $10 tip too.

Well, I think it should be like that. That we we servers can actually get a fair wage. I can't live on $200 a night from the club, so I have to work another job.

>>4947515
Hue

>>4947508
That's not the point, he still needs money. Also, he could be fast or slow.

>>4948256
People without jobs need money, too, but I don't just hand them cash all day.

>>4947493
We don't need to worry about chips for get the pizza delivery in Japan.
However, service is not bad.

Instead, the pizza itself is over twice the price in the U.S.
It's so foolish, crazy, and fuck them down!

>>4947166
Now we just need a button that washes off all of this sloth talent wasting turds off the planet.

>>4948524
well that's due to less competition and higher cost of raw ingredients to make it (and possibly higher wage costs dunno about that part)

But I still have to CHEW the food, right? Fucking hell, what century is this?

>>4948839
You can install a chute and blender on your door's pizza slot. When the pizza is shoved into the slot it will trigger the blender where it will add in your favorite beverage to the blended mix. It can be pumped from there to where ever you are in the house.

I for one can't wait for the day we get proper teleportation and we simply beam food and drink into our stomachs and beam out waste.

>>4948524
How big is a large pizza?

>>4947166
>maximum b8

but anyways, we shouldnt be making it easier for fatties to get fat

also what the fuck is wrong with fellow americans and tipping?
>go to a diner for breakfast with my friend
>waitress is giving standard, nice service
>brings us our food quickly because almost noone is there
>bill is $11
>tip $2 (~18%) because fairly good service and walk out of diner
>friend comes out screaming that he "had to pay my tip"
>mfw he gave her $7(~60%)
jesus christ what is wrong with americans?

>>4949393
The prices are such as the Royal Warrant holders, don't think so?
Though there's also a shop willing to discount from second piece.

>>4947166

> 3D printed the enclosure

Fucking hipsters.

>>4949393
It's like a medium here in the us. our small pizza is their medium. I bet their small is tiny? Like a personal pizza..but sometimes they don't even offer a 'small' option.

>>4949616
I'm not sure you know what "hipster" means.

>>4949673
It means having access to individual-scale manufacturing devices, right?

>>4949685
I thought it meant sucking snot from each others noses whilst wearing black horned rimmed glasses and thinking that they grew up in NYC and washing it away in starbucks while listening to shit music that only a moron would listen to?

Maybe I'm wrong, but not likely.

>>4949393
L size:about 12-14 inches
M size:about 10 inches

The prices are such as the Royal Warrant holders, don't think so?
Though there's also a shop willing to discount from second piece.

Food arrives cold though

>>4949695
No, as much as that would be cool to have a royal warrant, mine is American.

American is way more important to me.

I have fun nailing them from time to time, and it's fun that we're allies.

>>4949685
You mean like a regular printer? Is that hipster too?

>>4949693
How would you even suck snot from someone's nose? That seems really impractical.

>>4949708
You could DIY a chute for you door's fast food slot that will direct your food to a set of toaster oven heating coils or food heating lamps. It'll make the food piping hot again just before it gets to you down on the line. There'd be a blending option too, so you don't have to chew if you don't want to.

>>4949714
It's a way of saying things, from time to time, if you can't deal with it, then maybe you should join peta and kill yourself?

>>4949714
>>4949724
>tfw you've seen a JAV video of this actually happening between two Japanese women and one semi-fat guy

>>4949695
Can I get a Royal Warrent? I'm a yank and 100% yank, that said warrents are about commerce, and we can all make money. These are the ties that bind!

>>4949715
What is you? Some retard... you haven't seen tv dinners yet... this is standard for our troops!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-6mI708yWc

>>4949715
Feeling stupid yet?

>>4949724
What? Why are you so angry? Do you mean it is a turn of phrase?

>>4949729
link pls

>>4949747
No, just imaginative and feel good about the fact i have the parts and know-how to actually make something like that is I wanted to.

>>4947515
so you want people to stop going out all together?
have fun being laid off

>>4947515
wait what if I kept 10000 dollars in my bank account? I don't want to give 1000 dollar tips

>>4950172
Only the 1st tip would be $1k The rest would be 10% of whatever is left in your account.