/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4941126
>This is /ck/'s future.
As a place for preachy vegan faggots to judge me on my lifestyle? No thanks. Now fuck off. And why the fuck are there so many of you all of a sudden?

>>4941126

bump for awakening

I can't wait until you retards argue that we need to stop eating organic matter entirely.

>>4941139

and without hesitation, here's the retarded plants have feelings argument.

>hurr durr plants and animals have the same level of sentience therefore ill eat mammals that have the exact fucking central nervous system I do

Take a fucking anatomy course for fuck sake. The plants have feelings argument is pants on head retarded and if you justify your murdered meals because "plants are da same guise!" you should probably go get a lobotomy.

>>4941144
I'm so sorry that you can't read. Get help.

>>4941126
>Implying I only feast on animals and wouldn't eat you if the chance ever arose.

Also, fuck off back to tumblr.

So I can still kill and it chicken, right?

So by your argument, It's completely okay for me to slaughter and eat all the turtles and chickens and fish I want... yeah ok.

0/10. Apply yourself. Go back to /b/ and retrain before you come back here.

Two weeks ago I got bored and watched a documentary on how cows are abused in the dairy farms and slaughter houses.

That very night I fried myself a delicious, juicy steak.

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>>4941158

I start with mammals first because people without empathy are more likely to relate to their own class before anything else.

It's like teaching a child something. You start off with something they know.

>>4941164

congrats. don't cut yourself on your edginess.

>>4941126
Human shit is different from that of most other mammals, in that it is virulently toxic and most things won't even grow on it.

>>4941170

That's strange. I wonder why?

>>4941165

You know what? I am going to eat not only a juicy steak, but a big piece of veal now, solely because of you. Your shitty argument has directly caused a baby cow to die. Be proud of yourself.

>>4941174

No, even better. I am going to buy the piece of veal, then THROW IT AWAY, simply just to spite you. Now that baby cow dies for no reason at all, all thanks to you.

>>4941178

have fun I guess? I made you waste your money. Thanks.

>>4941174

>I'm going to give myself MORE heart disease and cancer because you made me feel bad about the shitty person I am

Knock yourself out

whats up with the sudden increase in vegan shitposting?

just report and move along folks.

I can empathize with animals and still eat the motherfuckers.

>>4941183

don't listen to this guy. It doesn't work. I have many modems and ways to avoid being banned. I clone many MAC addresses every day.

/ck/ mods also ban me every day. This is the future of this board. You will be reminded of your murdered meals everyday you visit this board. Get used to it.

The empathy will be forced.

>>4941187
Wow anon, you sure schooled us

>>4941187

Ah ok, so you're a ban evader. Now there's legitimate reason to report your ass and have you permabanned

>>4941183

Seems to be one guy making the threads, and I post in them on the side of the vegans because every argument I see meat eaters try to make in the way of morality for meat eating is terrible and I can't help but explain why every justification they try to use is bullshit. I'd be less offended if they'd just say "I eat meat because I'm an asshole" instead of trying to make it sound morally acceptable

>>4941190

that tactic does nothing bro. Social collusion is not a deterrent. I don't need to be a part of your cool club.

>/e feels/i;boards:ck
>/vegan/i;boards:ck

Man that was hard.

>>4941194
Yeah, I've noticed. I'd argue with you, but I don't want to spoil my image of you of a skinny basement dweller yelling at his mom for buying meat.

OP, I'm a vegan but pretty pussy about telling people about it in real life.

Most of my friends and all of my coworkers don't know that I'm vegan. There's so much stigma behind it, that I'm afraid to say anything. Thoughts?

>>4941198

I didn't even know I had that in the name field. Must have accidentally copied it in there. Has a nice ring to it. I'll keep it.

>>4941211
>telling people you're vegan is like coming out

>>4941211

Outside is different from the real world. Don't ruin your family and social life. Just keep saying you don't eat it for health reasons. Don't say anything ethical. Because people hate thinking about what they put in their mouths. Most people are cowards so don;t make them feel like one. Just hide it. But online, please spread the word. As violently and militaristic as possible.

>>4941219
Internet is different from the real world*

Sorry.

>>4941219
That's what I needed to hear. Thanks, OP.

I'll continue my vegan conquest online to make up for my silence in real life.

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>>4941219
>>4941211
Samefag

>>4941230
No dude I'm not OP.

Is it that hard to believe that there's more than one person on /ck/ who isn't a murderer?

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>>4941126
dude, you know half of the animal kingdom's mothers leave as soon as its offspring can look out for its young. A female alligator will fight to the death to protect its young until a certain point wen it buggers off.

Also I don't connect with people/organisms through my shit. there are distinct genetic differences between humans and the animals we eat - specifically, we've bred species like cattle to be subservient and yeah, that's great and all but the billions of cows alive today wouldn't even exist if they weren't so goddamn delicious.

I only drink lizard milk and eat poultry. Checkmate, vegans.

>>4941235
Yes.

>you are first mammal able to think and reason making u better than other mammals
>other mammals also eat other mammals
>lol cognitive dissonance MURDRERS U MADD???

i bet your shit smells disgusting

>>4941219
>cognitive dissonance
>online and irl are different! be a dick on the internet!!!!!!

OP is mad as fuck and I love it.

>>4941126
>Implying I should give a fuck about others, either mammal or human, just because I'm capable of reason.

Pure, logical reasoning is one of the most inhumane things there is. It's this capability for reason that leads us to the conclusion that while eating meat may be considered immoral by some preachy faggot, it's still the best bet for the survival of our species.

Anyways, you can't see our capacity for reason as naturally leading to empathy. It's actually quite the opposite.

Then again, I eat meat because I like the taste. If it's immoral, hell, I don't give a fuck. The only people who give a fuck about eating meat are people whose opinion I'd consider irrelevant anyways.

>>4941295

>while eating meat may be considered immoral by some preachy faggot, it's still the best bet for the survival of our species.

I don't see how you would come to that conclusion when it contributes to our top killers and wreaks an insane level of havoc on the environment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNT0EyDEyZU

"I have always eaten animal flesh with a somewhat guilty conscience."
- Einstein Archive 60-058

God, what a dumbass. Feeling guilty for eating animals... What a fucking retard

Not to kill is a supreme duty.
- Hitopadesa (Hindu)

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>>4941312
Are you having fun talking to yourself?