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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon Nov 11 14:33:02 2013 No.4937205 [DELETED]

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Can we get a coo/ck/ing humor thread going? Pic related. Still have the whole thread stored in my mimi cache.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 11 14:35:02 2013 No.4937208 File: 89 KB, 1549x318, 1376019914741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4937205 I'll give you the tale of the chicken nuggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:13:06 2013 No.4938718 File: 79 KB, 1164x606, 1361517945064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] saving you from obscurity mister thread. >inb4 "le epic ck maymays." Its ok to have fun guys.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:14:06 2013 No.4938721 File: 63 KB, 782x712, 1363294296366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938718 uh sorry, need to read the threads first. Anyways, Sceak there at the bottom was a well-hated tripfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:18:06 2013 No.4938726 File: 1.17 MB, 1280x1280, 1356695973721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:19:06 2013 No.4938728 File: 778 KB, 1270x3469, 1365791371220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:22:06 2013 No.4938733 File: 594 KB, 1385x670, 1365982278372.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my personal favorite

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:24:07 2013 No.4938742 File: 393 KB, 1366x768, 1367951833293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:25:07 2013 No.4938747 File: 124 KB, 969x594, 1376014119457.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] goddamn dumping is frustrating

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:27:06 2013 No.4938750 File: 239 KB, 1529x536, 1376015043384.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:30:07 2013 No.4938757 File: 166 KB, 768x1764, 1379894747520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:31:07 2013 No.4938758 File: 84 KB, 564x703, 1376020576242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:34:54 2013 No.4938762 File: 687 KB, 1216x2000, 1376020631664.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:36:53 2013 No.4938765 Somoene post the one where a guy gets trolled into cooking rice a certain way and gets burns all over his arms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:38:53 2013 No.4938768 File: 17 KB, 300x125, 1376025560657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:39:53 2013 No.4938770 File: 91 KB, 891x545, 1376027557009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938765 srry dont have that one

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:41:53 2013 No.4938774 File: 36 KB, 679x425, 1376028330970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:42:55 2013 No.4938776 File: 30 KB, 978x173, 1376034336209.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:45:53 2013 No.4938779 File: 352 KB, 900x1200, 1378800837835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:46:53 2013 No.4938780 File: 166 KB, 600x339, 1378802583611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938779 thats a dude who sodastreamed a soup

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:49:54 2013 No.4938786 File: 69 KB, 500x667, 1379563732680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938780 noebyp congress

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:53:54 2013 No.4938790 File: 131 KB, 798x827, twinkie cts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:54:54 2013 No.4938793 File: 370 KB, 716x559, 1379786366133.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938786

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:55:54 2013 No.4938795 File: 249 KB, 817x763, ckpyramid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:56:53 2013 No.4938797 File: 112 KB, 688x1434, 1379964870572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938793

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:56:53 2013 No.4938799 File: 329 KB, 1061x829, ck pyramid2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:57:53 2013 No.4938806 File: 234 KB, 475x536, 1380142842015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938795 hello friend

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:58:54 2013 No.4938808 File: 40 KB, 604x453, milksteak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:58:54 2013 No.4938809 >>4938799 >>4938808 >ever eating meat anything other than rare it's like some people live to be pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 00:59:54 2013 No.4938811 File: 58 KB, 955x493, azwesrtfcvybnm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938806

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:00:54 2013 No.4938814 File: 33 KB, 1258x377, trollcookie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938806 hullo >>4938809 b-but... milksteak!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:00:54 2013 No.4938815 File: 59 KB, 1196x382, dothedishes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938809 >calling a milksteak pleb get a load of this guy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:01:54 2013 No.4938817 File: 82 KB, 550x400, ice in oil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:02:54 2013 No.4938820 File: 44 KB, 972x284, iuoihjh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938815 I see this one time to time

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:03:54 2013 No.4938824 File: 55 KB, 1879x351, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938820

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:03:54 2013 No.4938823 File: 39 KB, 720x480, kafkaesque.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:04:54 2013 No.4938826 File: 99 KB, 650x440, egg microwave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:05:54 2013 No.4938828 File: 238 KB, 1274x1000, gordon-ramsay-on-the-xbox-one-meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938824

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:05:54 2013 No.4938830 File: 50 KB, 550x317, tempering.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:06:53 2013 No.4938831 File: 68 KB, 810x692, pigdisgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938828

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:07:53 2013 No.4938833 File: 57 KB, 1018x301, Ramsayordersthewholeck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938831

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:08:54 2013 No.4938836 File: 57 KB, 785x466, sdvsfadvc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938833 Thats all I got, thank you for posting the /ck/ newfag drawings friend. I sadly did not get see those often.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:14:54 2013 No.4938844 File: 123 KB, 1125x583, ceramic board.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:18:53 2013 No.4938849 >ketchup in fridge >I seriously hope you dont do that

Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:19:53 2013 No.4938850

>>4938733
Damn, I wrote this. Surprised somebody saved this epic tale. And I swear on my keyboard that every word of this story is true. The mans nonchalant demeanor after being found out still brings a tear to my eye. He did not give a single fuck. And as sick as he was, he was a bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:21:54 2013 No.4938855 fucking food infomercials man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfZMZo1Rclo

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:31:10 2013 No.4938873 >>4938855 You could put ANYTHING into a hot dog bun. Think of the possibilities, if we lived in a world where all food was cylindrical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:43:10 2013 No.4938891 http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZKxhI4I5kq8&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhW93CV6m-JU&start2=&authorName=HappyHappy

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:44:10 2013 No.4938892 >>4938855 that one's not so bad this however.... http://youtu.be/dnpD2_SyAB8 not saying it itself is a bad idea but it's by no means a pasta substitute

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 01:49:27 2013 No.4938900 >>4938855 I've heard of this, it's a Tenga Egg, right?

Anonymous Tue Nov 12 02:39:00 2013 No.4938958

>>4938873
you could put cocks in them. seriously, there aren't enough chicken-cylindrical type foods out there. I mean I know there's chicken hotdogs but they just seem to imitate real hot dogs too much. They should be celebrating it's taste, texture, etc and not trying to fake it as something else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 10:41:47 2013 No.4939385 >>4938850 ;_;7

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 11:06:47 2013 No.4939415 File: 651 KB, 1284x2425, cklotr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This one tickled me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 11:33:39 2013 No.4939443 does anyone have that guy who was gonna explain something with paint but it was pretty much incomprehensible?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 11:45:39 2013 No.4939452 >>4938850 no that's fucking gross. what makes him a bro?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 11:48:38 2013 No.4939461 File: 303 KB, 320x289, excited.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4938855 >perfect for the office!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 11:52:38 2013 No.4939474 >>4938855 >quick meal on the run! >bit-sized party fun! the rhymes always gets me

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 11:55:38 2013 No.4939479 >>4938855 Honestly, that one isn't so bad. I could easily see some benefits of it

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 12:21:38 2013 No.4939514 >>4939461 how much of a fatass do you even have to be to have something for cooking food at your desk like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 12:25:38 2013 No.4939517 >>4938793 This was the first thread I saw on this board. I never did find out if the guy survived his venison stew/roast or whatever the fuck he made with that roadkill.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 12:27:38 2013 No.4939520 >>4939514 You'd also be That Guy who always made the office smell of eggs. >Barb, stall my nine 'o' clock, it smells like a mixture of hell and The Somme in here, give me five minutes to crack a window

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 12:29:39 2013 No.4939521 Happened yesterday >roommate brings home leftover tray of beans from work >anon, do you know any bean burrito recipes? >mfw

Anonymous Tue Nov 12 12:44:14 2013 No.4939546

I dont think last night was a good night for my housemate and/or his friends
>they were cooking some shit up
>almost always ends badly (ie deep frying french fries in a shallow frying pan almost completely filled with oil)
>see them trying it again
>they're making "fried chicken"
>can't stand seeing this one play out
>go upstairs
>hear screaming shortly after
>come down later and entire oven is covered in oil
I can only imagine

the very same idiot leaves shit out for hours or days and still eats it, like some stew he's got out still that he made for lunch yesterday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 13:18:13 2013 No.4939587 >>4938762 Thank you, I have been looking for a cap of this thread ever since it was posted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 12 13:37:45 2013 No.4939611 File: 172 KB, 768x1024, 1376026330192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 13 00:52:39 2013 No.4940931 >>4938786 well at least they know their audience pretty damn well

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