/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4928477
>living in the midwest
I--I'm so sorry.

I love that because then it doesn't look like I'm a huge alcoholic when you open up my fridge.

Every once in a while, though, I have to wait for your beer to thaw.

>Not having a small mountain creek run off running through you're backyard as a beer fridge.

I'm guessing you don't live in Duluth.

>>4928507
I live in Cloquet.

>having a fridge

Why would I want to skunk my beer by leaving it outside?

>>4928558
>not having an enclosed porch
>not keeping the beer out of the sunlight
>having sunlight during winter
>letting your beer sit long enough for photodegradation to occur

I can't think of a single way to make your question sound intelligent.

>>4928507
>New Castle Brown Ale

>>4928477
>that fucking feel

mixed blessings

>>4928477

That is so ghetto.

>>4928507
>>4928629
Just had a Newcastle Brown Ale with my dinner. Best alcoholic drink around.

Ergh newkie brown is shit.
This is pretty good tho.

And i love to put my beer on the balcony.

>>4928477
If I saw beer on anyone's porch I would grab that shit

>>4929658
Good thing we don't have a bunch of niggers around like you

>>4929660
White or black noone can say no to free beer, can't let the bears get it

>>4928550
>living in a house

Did that here in Canadian Prairies one time and I froze 19 Keiths solid. Tops popped off, carbonation went. Fucked.

>>4929685
>igloo.jpg
spoilers: "igloo" means house, that's an igluvijaq.

>>4930585

An igloo is a type of shelter built of snow.

A fool, an honest fool, but a fool.

>>4928550
That pic...
Man... that is the greatest incentive EVER to get the local teen boys to come and shovel your walk.

>>4930576
Yeah I froze beer before. When it's -40 C and you leave beer outside when drunk you have to watch it closely.

>>4930703
iglu is the inuktitut word for house. it includes everything from makeshift tents to victorian manors.

the snow shelter is an igluvijaq.

>>4930763
No, it implies it is made from snow.

>>4930769
that's what the "vijaq" suffix means, yes.

>>4928635
Celebration Ale, who mah nigga? You mah nigga.

Also just got Merry Christmas Happy New Year from Anchor Steam. Another seasonal fav

fuck you OP now i have no beer and a drunk hobo passed out on my doorstep

>>4933879
play cave explorer

>>4932333
Anchor Steam bottles are aesthetic as fuck. Probably some of the best presentation out there, especially for such a popular beer.

>>4929643
Yeah I never cared for newkie brown either. It always surprises me how tasteless it is, given that it's supposed to be a brown ale. It has a bit more going on in terms of flavors than your american macrobrews (which explains its popularity among people first venturing out from those shitty beers) but that isn't saying much. Simply lacks character.

>it will be snowing soon...soon there will be 2 feet of snow on the ground.

unfortunately, I don't like this weather very much

>>4930731

The teen boys weren't enough incentive?

I know that feel all too well, OP.

Based Ohio Busch drinker reporting in.

>>4936536
MMMM teen boys. So you are saying if I were in the midwest all I need to do to get teen boys to my house is put cold beer outside. brb, moving

>not building a quinzee in the backyard to freeze your booze and baked goods in.
>not building a snowman near the entrance and given him a towel and bowtie

>>4928477
>tfw you live in Alaska and if you put your beer on the porch, it would freeze
>tfw you can buy all the shit you want on sale and put it out in the snow instead
Frozen pizzas, lean cuisines, hot pockets, vegetables, meats, anything like that on sale? Buy the whole gross. Throw it outside. Enjoy being well stocked until April/May when the snow melts.

>>4936570
What is living in Alaska like? Are you in Anchorage or a more rural area?

>>4936570
>tfw wild bears, elks and racoons scavenging under ur windows

>>4936570
I'm loving the idea of alaskans just frisbeeing pizzas out their window so they can eat it in like 6 months.

Top lol to you sir.

>>4936585
Bears hibernate in the winter.
The raccoon population in AK is extremely small. (holy shit I didn't even know we HAD raccoons up here, I have never seen one ever)
Moose and deer are herbivores and don't give a shit about your steaks and hot pockets.
GET FUCKED NERD

(Honestly I usually store everything in a cooler at least, it's what I do with my fishing coolers when I'm not using them)

>>4936584
I've lived in Anchorage and Eagle River before, currently in Wasilla.

>>4936594

You ever seen her?

>>4936603
I believe that Palin was replaced by a robot sometime shortly before the 2008 election. But seriously, all that attention went to her head and she definitely came out of that a changed person.

No, I've never seen her personally. Apparently her house is smack dab in downtown Wasilla but it's behind a LOT of trees and out on a nearby lake so it's impossible to see from the road.

>>4928477
>tfw you live in NH, and even if it does get cold enough to store beer outside, if you do some trailer trash or gangsta thug will come by and take it

>>4936603
peggyhill.jpg

>>4928477
>beer
>wasting space in your fridge
>wasting
>beer
>wasting

>tfw your morning coffee goes cold in 5 minutes

>>4928477
>having a closet, with an insulated door, on an outside wall of your house, where the wall and floor isn't insulated at all so in the winter you can store food in it you need to keep cool.

>>4936749
>needs 5 minutes to drink a coffee

>>4928477
>tfw you live in the midwest and it's getting cold enough to put your beer on the porch instead of wasting space in your fridge

Nigga there is snow on the ground and also I keep my beer in my window for easier access

>>4936749
buy a thermos mug! they're not expensive.

>>4930813

not iglu the inuktitut word, igloo the english word for 'snow house.'

this may come as a surprise to you but many english words and phrases were adopted from other languages.