/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Subway has better promotions and any mexican food place has better food.

>>4916377
>cares about his diet
>but not enough to cut out junk like Chipotle

>>4916384
>meats, veggies and beans are terrible for you!

You're not very intelligent, huh?

People need to shut the fuck up about GMOs. Literally every domesticated plant and animal has been genetically modified by humans. We've been doing it for thousands of years.

>>4916388
A bit more than you, chipotle uses shit tier ingredients and are known to cause health violations constantly.

>>4916394
0/10

Back to /b/ with you, little one!

>>4916388

Meats yes, veggies and beans no, refined wheat wraps yes, tons of salt and fat yes. You can include healthy stuff like vegetables in an unhealthy food, but it's not going to undo all the other ingredients

>>4916397
And back to you're corporate masters you cuckold

>>4916398
>Meats yes
Naw, meat is good for as long as you aren't eating it constantly. I am sure the dog food at chipotle doesn't constitute as meat though.

>>4916377
Until there's ANY evidence showing GMOs to be unhealthy I don't really give a flying fuck about them. And Chipotle is shit-tier Mexican food. You'll get tastier, more authentic food from roach coaches.

>>4916399
Even the English language is too difficult for this one to grasp. I expected better from you, /ck/.

>>4916400

>it's good for you as long as you aren't eating it constantly

Just like ice cream, candy, soda, and chocolate, right? Everything I like to eat is good for me in some amount, right? Fuck science

>>4916401
New to 4chan I bet? Probably posts those daily cuckold threads on /pol/

>>4916465
No, I am pretty sure I meant chipotle, taco bell has flavor and doesn't charge too much for it's food. Chipotle is so overpriced not only are you better of eating at home, real restaurants have better food for cheaper.

Chipotle is one of the worst places to go eat out there

>>4916400
>hormone and antibiotic free meat
>dog food

Damn, I had no idea dogs eat better than 99.9% of /ck/. Thanks for the info, anon!

>>4916403
Quit being an aspie, one serving of meat ain't bad, many servings daily is bad. Ice cream once ain't bad either.

There's no meat in shitpotle, just rice

>>4916408

>many servings daily is bad

There's a reason for that, it's because it's not good for you. It doesn't start off good and then get bad when you eat more, it's just the less you eat the better off you are, and that goes all the way to eating none at all. And yes, ice cream is still bad for you even if you don't eat it all the time. Everything you eat has some kind of reaction in your body, how badly it affects you usually depends on how much of it you eat and how often

>>4916412
>easy on the rice, please

That was fucking hard.

>>4916406
I don't think you have eaten there, chipotle tastes like white rice, lime, and alpo.

>>4916416
>implying they listen

>>4916394
:)

>>4916415
That ramen you ate for dinner for the fourth time this week wasn't good for you either. Also, how do you get this bored? It's a Saturday night. My guess is you're very unpleasant to be around. Work on that, friend.

>>4916418
>no rice, please

That was even fucking harder. How do you dress yourself in the morning?

>>4916420

>that ramen you ate

No, making up scenarios to attribute to me in order to form an argument against something isn't going to work

>>4916421
Then they won't put any rice on it. With the tiny meat portions they give you it will be nothing but some veggies and a tortilla that tastes like a paper plate.

>I'd gladly pay a couple extra bucks to keep GMOs out of my diet.
fuck you

>>4916484
Missed a spot in the middle.

>>4916516
Congratulations, you've failed the test.

>>4916475
>Lower-quality food is cheaper
>High-quality food is more expensive

Hold the fucking presses

>>4916400
>Actual cuts of meat which are then diced vs ground beef slurry

I think you're thinking of Taco Bell, Anon, not Chipotle.

>>4916524
No, quality has very little to do with price. Did you flunk economics?

>>4916523
No, you did, "all the doors" is mentioned and you did all but one.

I've never tried the place, but thanks to the constant viral marketing here, I never will.

>>4916550
Same here. There are several franchises that viral market here and I avoid them in particular, but it's not hard to do since I only eat fastfood a few times a year.

I've done like, 6 papers on GMOs. They're great. They should use more of them and lower the cost IMO. Just make sure they're wholesome ingredients w/o hormones added during processing.

Chipotle's the only chain that offers me "wholesome" food on a uni diet. The rest of the shit I eat that doesn't shorten my life is stuff I cook. Most other chains are shitty for you but I normally give in a few times a week

>>4916377
>, I'd gladly pay a couple extra bucks to keep GMOs out of my diet. What do you think, /ck/?


If you're asking them to hold the corn then I don't understand how or why you would be okay with paying more.

Moron.

You shouldn't fucking have to.

>>4916380
>source, TheOnion

>>4916388
Neither are you, huh?

>>4916550
>>4916626
Advertising to greasy neckbeards who can't afford a product should be every company's first advertising venture.

>>4916473

Why not just go to Walmart and buy the cheapest ingredients available yourself? You'll be less likely to get food poisoning.

>>4916384
Chipotle is probably the healthiest option for "fast food"
Eating it every once in a while isn't bad for you, and frankly, I'm really hoping their business sense will catch on with other companies.

>GMOs
>Gluten
>Fat

All this misinformation.

GMOs are not inherntly bad, neither are "chemicals".

I would rather them charge less and use GMO foods.

Ignorance breeds fear which is why people are scared of GMO foods

>>4917961
>Ignorance breeds fear which is why people are scared of GMO foods
You seem sure of your knowledge, so explain how there is no ecological risk in the monoculture planting of Bt-transgenic and glyphosate-resistant cultivars.

>>4917986
The fear of gmo's for most of the public is health driven, not ecologically driven.
So your pretty much asking the wrong question

>>4916401
RIP in piece anon

>>4917992
Are you saying his point is invalid then?
Why not try to actually refute him instead?

>>4918001
Because, like, that other dude is just using big words and it don't mean nothing, u know wut I mean

>>4918001
Im saying his point is moot.the original point was abouy people's ignorance to gmo that creates fear. Fear of what? It sure as hell ain't ecological for nonhipsters. It's a health based concern for most folks, not ecological. They want more information on health affects than ecological ones.

ITT: Monsanto is a bretty good guy.

I feel so sorry for you people.

>>4918128
I know you're trolling me but when it comes to Monsanto I can't help myself. Especially in light of the fact that so many people in this thread seem to defend GMOs (why? Is it because this is a Chipotle thread and you guys find whatever they do automatically abhorrent?).

Monsanto and GMOs at large are not only a threat to our bodies but the environment, the economy, and personal liberty as well. The way things are going within our generation Monsanto will have near total authority over our food supply. As dramatic as that sounds you only have to do a few Google searches to see that Monsanto is aggressively pushing an agenda for monopoly.

They are trying to damnedest to eliminate a vast majority of crop breeds by buying up remaining small farms and seed companies (we've already lost countless thousands of varietals in the past hundred years). The loss of genetic and cultural heritage isn't even the big issue though, because as they replace all possible crops with Monsanto patented ones, if an innocent farm is pollinated and contaminated with the genes of Monsanto crops, that farm's crops will become legal property of Monsanto. There is already legal precedent to this even though it's ridiculous since plants can be pollinated by wind and insects. If Monsanto grows unchecked they will have legal right over home gardens as well.

There is also the issue of Monsanto's genetically modified pesticide producing corn, "Roundup-Ready" crops, and farmers locked into modern slavery by making the mistake of locking into contracts with Monsanto's sterile seeds. Not to mention Roundup itself. Roundup is likely the culprit behind the decimation of the world's pollinator population (which will mean a third of our food supply will suffer) but because Monsanto has our government paid off and our public brainwashed into DEFENDING their products nothing is being done.

TL;DR: stop defending Monsanto GMOs just because it's trendy on /ck/ to hate Chipotle.

>chipotle raising prices again

I've heard all I need to hear, thanks for the update mr. viral marketing shill. Yet another reason never to go to your shit fast food restaurant again, it was already intolerably expensive before the price hike.

>>4918231
>still pretending to be retarded
>$6 is expensive

/ck/ in a nutshell right here. Have you even considered getting a job yet?

>>4918247
$6 for a meal IS expensive.
I spend no more than 20-25 euros for a week for food, and I hardly even cook.

>>4918262
>$6 for a meal IS expensive

maybe if you live in bulgaria

>>4918262
Are you bragging that you eat like shit? You poor Europoor. Have you considered applying for government assistance?

>>4918268
Try Germany or USA.
I would never spend 6 dollars on a burrito unless it was a very occasional treat.

>>4918273
Why would I need government assistance when I can sustain my own lifestyle? Maybe this is why, because I can spend my money wisely.

>>4918274
even hole in the wall mexican places charge that much

>>4918279
Even a hole in a wall Mexican place would be stupid to eat at every day.

>>4918277
>my own NEET lifestyle

Fixed that for you. If you weren't so poor you could enjoy the finer things in life, and in your case... a $6 burrito. That was fucking depressing to type.

I hope they change the menu so you can get your cheese melted or the burrito grilled or anything. Its monotonous after eating it for a decade. Seriously, imagine a restaurant who, other than one (sofritas) minor thing, doesn't change their menu for over a decade.

>>4916394

>>4918296
Sorry, but I simply cannot agree with this premise.
Let's say you give yourself this luxury during your lunch break at school work, it's about 1800 a year (7 * 5 * 52). Yeah right, I could spend this on a nice vacation to North America, invest this in stocks, or buy a really nice wardrobe for the coming year.

>>4918308
You don't HAVE to eat there constantly.... moron. And, plenty of restaurants have had the same menu for a lot longer than a decade, some over a century. No need to imagine it.

they just got this where I live and I can't decide what to get

it all looks so blah

any good burritos for a first timer ?

>>4918318
Or you could get a job and enjoy all the above. Will you just stop posting? I'm fully aware that I'm slumming when I come here, but you could make it a little less apparent.

>>4918338
Nah, I prefer to reach into my ass and take out all the loose change I can find in there to sustain my lifestyle.
I have a job, dumbass. This was implied earlier.

>>4918346
If you had a job you wouldn't consider $6 "intolerably expensive." I spent triple that on gas this morning.

>>4918262
>$6 for a meal IS expensive.
>I spend no more than 20-25 euros for a week for food, and I hardly even cook.

Wait. What? If you spent that much and were cooking from scratch I could understand how $6 might seem "expensive". But if you hardly cook where the hell are you eating at? Out of a dumpster?

>>4918353
Perhaps I lacked eloquence: I didn't mean intolerable, I meant stupid. My apologies.

>>4918355
My staples consist of the following: Cauliflower, bread, apples, broccoli, cold cuts, pasta, and wurst. Pretty minimalist, but by no means uncomfortable or desperate.

>>4918363

You said earlier you hardly cook. So you're eating raw pasta and meat, then?

>>4918363
>>4918355
eggs as well

>>4918364
Operative word being hardly. I do not consider boiling to be cooking, but I do make my own pasta sauce, which is one of the few things I cook regularly. I use an over the meat, but again, this is as simple as using a microwave, so the operative word is hardly.

>>4918377
>>4918364
*use an oven for the meat

>>4918377

When the discussion is about spending too much on eating out, "cooking" is going to be construed as eating at home, and "not cooking" is going to be construed as eating at restaurants.

tl;dr you're full of shit

>>4918363
That sounds like an exciting meal plan. You must live an exciting life. /s

Please just stop posting.

>>4918385
That statement was not made as a fabrication but to make the point that it doesn't take much effort at all to eat thriftly.

tl;dr: you're upset

>>4918363
Honestly it sounds like you don't enjoy food. I doubt you're growing your own vegetables or participating in a co-op so you're purchasing produce from a bargain grocer, and you're probably not getting quality cold cuts and wurst either since you're more concerned about spending your money "wisely".

And spending $6 for a meal isn't "stupid"... If you think that I really do feel quite sorry for you. Generally price reflects quality. Of course after a certain price point it's just needless mark up, but well. I'm sure you know it as well as I do even if you don't admit it, a cheap thing of cold cuts isn't the same as paying a bit more and getting something decent.

>>4918389
Chipotle is not cheap.
Deal with it.

>>4918397
>That statement was not made as a fabrication

Of course it was.

>>4918403
I CAN'T cook. That's the point.

>>4916536
You know nothing about economics. Lets hear your explanation for your comment.

>>4916539
it says trough not through and i dont know what trough means

>>4918401
You live a destitute NEET life. Deal with it.

>>4918407

I don't consider making rijsttafel cooking.

>>4918247
You live in Buttcreek, Indiana?
Every Chipotle in NY and most likely in every major city, a chicken burrito is about $8-9 after tax.

>>4918416
Well, I just looked up what NEET means, and I am not NEET because I am in uni and employed, so I guess you need to think of something else if you wanna have the last say, which is what seems to be the case.

>>4918425
>$8
>expensive
Hahaha pleb, if you can't afford it then say that but, to normal people its not expensive, especially in moderation

>>4918432
It's claiming ignorance again. Adorable. It doesn't consider cooking cooking when It's convenient and it doesn't know what his lifestyle is called. You poor, poor thing. Last reply you'll get from me, I'm bored with this slumming.

>>4918425
I think it's pretty obvious that anon was talking about prices before taxes. I mean, honestly now. Are you that defensive about your poverty that you've come to nitpick about how he didn't mention taxes?

>>4918442
>put chef boyardee in microwave
>hurrr i'm cooking

Posting the food of the rich... apparently. Didn't realize I was living an upper class lifestyle when I stopped by Chipotle a couple times a week.

>>4918461

Next post some of them newfangled avocados, I hear all the hollywood stars are eating them now.

>>4918436
Here in Germany, a Dürüm Döner is probably the closest thing we have to a burrito. It's 4€. Everywhere. And it's enough to feed you for a whole day.

8$ IS fucking expensive.

>>4918468

>>4918468
I bet if you go to a place with $8 meals you will see a lot of middle class people there not just upper-middle and upper

>mfw I order a beer and chips and guacamole with my burrito every single time

There are two kinds of people in this thread. People who have grown up jobs and people working minimum wage.

Ill keep buying chipotle because it tastes good, but this makes me dislike pseudo-intellectual liberal young people. Why do you always have to ruin good things and why are you so afraid of science?

>>4918655

Being a poorfag who can't afford a $6 burrito makes you a pseudo intellectual now?

>using white rice in a burrito
Freebirds it is

>>4916377
Fuck no I don't want to pay extra to keep GMOs out of my diet. I don't give two shits about GMOs.

>>4918667
How is freebirds anyway? My friend was raving about it.

>>4918677
It's like freebirds but tastier. Couldn't tell you how the prices compare or whether they're GMO-free.

>>4918667
>Complaining about something that is completely optional

Autism it is

wasn't it originally like 4 bucks for a burrito? than it jumped to 5 and now its 6

the chips are not worth the price, and your gauc is definitely not worth 2 bucks. Fuck you

>>4918706
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Chipotle offers an alternative to that.

>>4918713

They also offer brown rice. Or you can ask for no rice at all and double up on beans and fajitas or whatever you want.

>>4918436
Fuckface, when did I say $8 is expensive?

>>4918447
You do realize tax is at most 50 cents right? The chicken burrito is $8.XX. Tax will bump the price to almost $9.

What's with /ck/ and this level of retardation?

>>4918780
Doubling up on beans is a really bad idea. Those retarded servers will scoop a gallon of bean juice along with the beans. Do you like eating a dripping soggy burrito?

>>4918709
The guac is fucking disgusting. It looks like a shiny green blob of soft plastic.

Personally I don't eat at Chipotle because I don't believe in hiring illegal aliens.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/55085/exclusive-chipotle-ceo-actively-recruits-harbors-transports-illegal-aliens-says-insider-us-largest-alien-smuggling-ring/

Not related article
LOS ANGELES-U.S. immigration agents descended on Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurants on Tuesday, interviewing employees in about two dozen outlets in Los Angeles, Atlanta and other cities.

Roughly 500 undocumented workers have been fired as a result of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) audits of the popular burrito chain's hiring paperwork in Minnesota, Virginia and Washington, D.C.

>>4918407
>I CAN'T cook

Yeah, nah. You have to practice. It's a skill like any other that you have to spend time honing.

>>4918855
I wouldn't go that far, but i'd contest it is not worth the money at all.

>>4918873
Every chipotle I know of hires basically nothing but college and high school kids

>>4918896
Well if you haven't seen it before it must not have happened!

>>4918873
It's not a result of enforcing the laws in our nation, it's the result of these illegals being allowed into the nation in the first place.

>>4918407
If you can learn to use a computer, you can learn to use kitchenware. You don't WANT to cook.

>>4918896
>high school kids
Child labor.

>>4918915
I don't need to.
What's your point?

>>4918915
If all they can do is point and click and use an internet browser they haven't learned to use a computer, the computer and marketing types are using them.

I bet they had no gmo in to start with and it's all pr.

Enjoy your jewritos fagballs

>>4918914
So they get a pass because we aren't enforcing the laws as strictly as they should be? How about, I dunno vote with my wallet and don't support companies that are known to not only hire but actively help illegals? I'm going to have to assume you live in some shit hole state where the illegals aren't a problem. I personally live in California and it is a problem that is quite personal for me.
But due to the illegals issue I do not eat at chipoltle.

>>4918923
The point obviously is that you said you can't when instead you just don't want to.

>>4918953
The point was that you can eat affordably without needing, wanting, or being able to cook.

>>4918958
>needing, wanting, or being able to cook.

These are not interchangeable. Just about anyone CAN cook.

>>4918950
New York is about as bad as Californ-I-A. A lot of the taxes that we pay here go to support illegals. You pay for it too regardless of whether or not you go to chipotle, that's a minor issue. You pay for it in taxes on multiple levels and stupid laws such as that weird city you have where illegals are welcomed.

It's also more subtle where people aren't allowed to fly an American flag or speak English, also even more subtle is when people who do speak English are threatened and the cops wont do jack about it because that might be deemed "RACIST." The R word. That's Cali.

>>4918961
They are not synonymous, which is why I used all three.

People who do not want to cook often cannot cook because they have not looked up how to do it and have no experience cooking.

It could probably we worse than either New York or California, it could be England, just show up with a rag on your head spouting hatred and get a free 5 bedroom apartment in a posh part of London because their too afraid to offend the EU.

>>4918972
>cannot

You still don't get what this word means.

>>4918983
I suppose you can speak Icelandic then, since you have the resources to learn.

You are using the word interpretively.

>>4918980
But why do they care? Germany understands their plight and besides Germany and the UK who else in the EU matters?

>>4918216
defending gmo is very different than defending business practice behind it.

/ck/ mostly fine with GMO's in isolation, as a product. Most of /ck/ hates monsanto.

>>4918279
I spend like 4 bucks for a burrito at hole in the wall, I get free chips and salsa with it.

Spend 6 bucks at chipotle, get shitty water cup.

>>4918988
>Icelandic

Confirmed for ice raid troll.

>>4918904
I'm telling my experience, not what's representative of the entire national chain.

>>4918896

Depends on where you are honestly.

>>4918991
Because they don't as the people who built that nation want to be taken over by ragheads and have assholes with sharia crap trying to stuff that down their faces. That's just the 1st part of any reason why any English / Christian based nation wouldn't to be overrun by islamic ragheads.

I'll leave you with that for now unless you press me. I'm sure that they don't want some religious freak job pronouncing orders upon their parliament.

The EU is lucky to still have the UK in it, a lot of folk want to leave. I'm from the USA and am really suprised that they even joined it, that seemed shortsighted and stupid, but their politicals had some serious cash payoffs going on as they still do to keep them in it.

>>4919003
You have to pay for quality. And I hate to break it to you, but they don't throw away any salsa that's already been served. They put it back into the container.

>>4919003
This. I get my burritos from one of several delicious taco trucks nearby. 3.50, plus chips and salsa if you eat there. I've never eaten a Chipotle burrito but I've seen them and they're about the same size.

>>4919025
Again, why not just go to Walmart and buy the discounted near best by date ingredients yourself? That's exactly what your buying from a Mexican in a truck.

>>4918216
Hahaha, you moron. Do actual research instead of believing whatever Naturalnews tells you. There's not a single case of Monsanto suing farmers that wasn't over egregious, fucking blatantly obvious contract violation.

Not to mention that bees are being affected by neonicotinoids, of which glyphosphate---Roundup---isn't.

Idiot.

>>4919034
Fillty hippies never let facts get in the way of their agendas.

If I ask for a lot of fillings in my burrito, the tortilla will rip the first time they try to wrap it. Usually, they just throw the old ripped tortilla out and dump it all onto a new one and try again.
On one occasion, I've been asked if I would rather have it double wrapped versus dumped into a new tortilla. The double wrapped burrito was so much better, plus it really bugs me that they'd just throw away a torn tortilla.

So, can I just ask them to double wrap my burritos from now on? Would they charge me extra for that? And what's the cost of double meat?

>>4919030
Because I get them when I'm walking to/from work and want a burrito?

I'm sorry this argument seems to be way more intricate/retarded than I realized, I'll let you guys get back to it.

>>4919062
You're better off taking a back seat, this is serious business in here.

>>4919062
>work

Why don't you quit your job so you can make fast food menu items at home? $8 is way too expensive to bust your ass all day just so you can afford a fancy, gourmet, exclusive Chipotle burrito sometimes.

>>4919067
Doesn't quitting his job = no food...?

>>4918274
I would agree with you if Chipotle's burritos weren't fucking huge.

>>4919074
No, it means he'll have more time to prepare fresh fast food at home.

>>4919067
I'm a guy who doesn't eat at Chipotle

>>4918967
>mfw I live in MD
>mfw it's the only "Sanctuary State" for illegals
>mfw Border Patrol basically tells illegals to come to MD because they're untouchable here

I want off Mr. 'Bama's Wild Ride.

>>4919089
But no money = no food.

>>4919094
>implying YOU limp wristed pussies giving the wetbacks drivers licenses for YOUR state is based 'Bama's fault.

>>4919094
Maryland? I hear that below every bridge there there's a camp of homeless people and it's really not a place you can walk around at night, here in New York, I can walk anywhere and not be worried about bullshit criminals. And I'm not equating homeless people to criminals, but I am looking at the bloodsuckers hanging around them.

>>4919116
It's not just obama, people who keep voting in the two party system are to blame and beyond that it's people who want everything cheap which devalues currency and causes inflation.

Obama does make it worse though by giving executive orders that border laws are to NOT be enforced. Congress can override that but they're so wimpy and political that they never will or they wont get as much TV time with the so called president.

no joke, this announcement shot their stock up like 24% over 2 days. CMG is a $520 stock. Crazy

>>4919107
for me no money = tag along with gleaning/food bank friends and accumulate mass amounts of veggies, become vegan for a month

It's a sign of insanity when folk do the same thing over and over again (vote in the same people from the same two parties) and expect a different result.

They're your standard morons and that's coming from an American.

>>4919137
I'm confused. Since when are veggies more calorie dense than fast food or at least processed food?

>>4916380
Holy fuck, everything about that image is perfect. It fucking epitomizes the entire internet. This is what historians in the future will judge our generation by. Fucking incredible.

>>4919137
Check out NYC, you'll get fed properly, it takes a lot of walking around but various places especially churches make some really good meals for people. There's no need to go vegetard, but there is a need to get out of that and get a job which is what I did when homeless for a few months.

Meet up with people, learn about stuff, don't be a criminal, and don't bother random people for money. Nobody likes being bothered by some homeless person.

I've always known how to look at things from the point of view of others, and really nobody wants to be bothered by some random person on the street.
That means that I don't do to others what I wouldn't want done to myself.

>>4919171
... temples too. Churches and Temples are all really cool if you're polite and behave as a gentleman.

Someday I'll have enough money to pay them back for their kindness to me when I needed it.

>>4919168

>>4916724

>>4919118
Baltimore's the slum county. Everywhere else is USUALLY pretty decent.

>>4919116
If we get technical, it's O'Malley's fault. But if we get even MORE technical, he's just carrying out the will of the Democratic party.

>>4919154
Never, are you confused about what I'm saying?
>>4919171
Yeah I've become pretty good at it too, for the past 6~ years I've been part of a group that gleans/cooks food and serves in public/at various shelters, so when I am in a situation where I need to receive free food instead of giving it away I know where to go. And yeah imo it's super fucked to notice first hand the difference in receiving handouts depending just on that minor difference of how you look/act, I try to keep it in mind when I ever actually debate giving assistance

Let's get this thread back on topic with some delicious Chipotle!

>>4919238
>corn
pig disgusting

>>4916380

Subway is shit tier

>>4919265
You mean like a chain Mexican restaurant named Chipoltle! Don't worry you also help illegals when you eat their!

>>4919238
gtfo viral scum

>>4919299
Picture of non red/orange rice, viral. Holy shit, you must be the people they market too. LOLOLOL pls go.

>THESE

>FUCKING

>SHILL

>THREADS

>EVERY

>SINGLE

>FUCKING

>DAY

LITERALLY FUCK OF McPotle NOBODY WANTS YOUR SHITTY OVERPRICED "MEXICAN" FOOD.

>>4919034
I'm too tired to argue so I'll just bulletpoint a few things so you can do actual research yourself instead of defending Monsanto :)

-I didn't say Monsanto was suing farmers for contamination yet, but rather that there is legal precedence now in place that allows them to. Look up the verdict made in OGSATA v. Monsanto, specifically regarding what defines as "trace" contamination (1%) as well as the court's decision on accountability regardless of intent to profit (meaning even if you don't know you're using contaminated seed, you'd be held liable).

-"trace" contamination as the upper limit is ridiculous because Monsanto's GMOs have already tainted over 90% of soybean, sugarbeets, and nearly 70% of all corn grown in the US. Furthermore their GMOs are increasingly being modified to be wind-pollinated at further distances. Look up how SCOTUS set precedent on deregulating GMO alfalfa (a notoriously wind-born seed, capable of traveling for miles), of which former Monsanto lawyer Justice Clarence Thomas ruled on.

-it's true that the reason for the decline of bee populations in recent years hasn't been sussed out yet but it's frankly moronic to say that glyphosphate is harmless when it can be toxic even to humans. POEA which is another toxin is a secondary ingredient in Roundup. Both glyphosphate and POEA have been found to alter genetic material in human and plant cells, by the way. To think that bees and other pollinators are somehow immune is being willfully ignorant. You can look up toxicity experiment results of both agents (but make sure to check what institute and fund is behind the research!).

It takes a bit more effort than you're used to expending but I think it's worth it to learn something new. Have fun!

>>4919315
I'll level with you. I'm Romanian and get $2 for every thread with over 50 posts, with an extra 50c for how every day the thread is up. I have a phd but there are no jobs, I can't afford heating and we have had blizzards for the last 3 weeks. I am desperate, please keep my threads alive

>>4919339
I'll bump them every time they go off page 0 just for you

>>4919339
0/10

>>/b/

>>4919339
>>4919346
Man, even resorting to talking to himself. That's just sad.

>>4919339
Lol hey man I thought it was funny even if they didn't

>>4919339
How could you have had blizzards the last three weeks in Romania, a relatively warm country, if it snows only a handful of days each year and hasn't snowed at all in October in Romania (excluding Făgăraș) since 1898?

>>4919315
Keep calm and eat Chipotle.

>>4919366
I don't eat shit that illegals prepare, I already told you.

>>4919376
Go back to /pol/ already.

>>4919386
Implying me being an american and not eating things that were prepared by illegals is less of a thing than eating natural/organic/non gmo? I would consider non illegal prepared food MUCH much more important than those other items I listed. I just wish the companies had the balls to "label" made with illegal labor on it.

>>4919390
It's amazing how bored you kids let yourselves get.

>>4919397
Caring about the illegals, bored kids, yea sure thing buddy. Just ignore them.

It looks so amazing.

>>4919420
Wait they don't use a blend? What cheese are they using?

I ate at Chipotle for the first time a few weeks ago to see what all the fuss is about. I spent like $10 on a burrito, which turned out to be a football-sized wad of beans and rice with some mediocre chicken in it, and a tiny bag of chips with some salsa out of a can. It wasn't good and I won't eat there again. Why do people freak out so much about Chipotle?

>>4919366
>>4919420

dammit what is with adding corn to everything?

the chipotle near my home fucking sucks nigger dick.exe at rolling burritoes. always a fuckin rip. need moar hispanics, da god tier rollers.

>>4919476
Because they've actually been to one and ate a burrito there.

>>4919530
Cubans are the best, the women roll the burritos between their thighs to get them extra well compacted.

Wait, that was cigars. Well, whatever.

Food. Everyone eats it. But where does it come from? Studies show that up to 78% of food contains assholxin, a chemical invented by corporations to literally poison the American people. Our food is guaranteed 100% assholixin free. Can other 'less expensive' restaurants really claim the same?

I woke up this morning craving Mexican food, and Chipotle is the only option in the area.

I then got on /ck/, saw this thread, and immediately decided to make my own Mexican food from scratch.

Fuck you and fuck your entire corporation for so thoroughly and regularly shitting up this board. Congrats OP, thanks to you I'm officially boycotting Chipotle and telling everyone I know that I found a shard of metal in my burrito. I'll stop when the viral marketing threads stop.

>>4919323
>I have zero evidence that glyphosphate is harmful to bees, but...it just FEELS right. That's science, right guise?

>>4919635
just don't get dominicans

>>4916377
>Personally, I'd gladly pay a couple extra bucks to keep GMOs out of my diet. What do you think, /ck/?
I think you are an gullible idiot who enjoys paying more for a placebo. Enjoy paying for price hiked crap.

>>4916394
>trough all of the doors

>>4919425
It's a jack and white cheddar (natural) blend.

Perfection wrapped in a tortilla.

Is bringing your own sauces to restaurants weird? Like what if I preferred Cholula in my burritos and I brought it with me?

>>4916403
Meat is essential to an sthlrtic diet you know. Just not the domesticated shit.

>>4916377
are you fucking retarded?

>>4920194
congratulations, you passed

>>4920953
Can you form a proper sentence?

>>4916435
this anon gets it

>>4916377
I think I'll never go to shitpotle since they upped their charge from 1.65 to oy vey 2 shekels for guacamole.
It's like the holocaust all over again

>>4918216
Fucking lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta

>>4920975
A whole $2?! Holy shit, that would literally bankrupt me.

>>4920983
You're the reason I'm so glad I'm not American. At least I can rest assured I'll live longer than you American test subjects.

>>4920961
im quite sure I just did

>be hungry
>see OP's picture
>now I want tacobell

>>4920975
You can buy a tub of it for that much.

Do what I do and carry some in your pocket.

>>4920975
>being racist and unapologetic
This will literally lead to the another holocaust. 7 million jews died and this is how you act.

>>4921022

>>4921007
Flyover state school system, people.

He's a purr-rito!

>>4921027
is there really a number in circle 5?? It's driving me bonkers

>>4921392
Homo.

Apparently I'm schitzo though. Cannot find fuck-all in 6. I have trouble with 3 and 5 though, can see them both, but it took a while. I suspect a troll image.

>>4921031
the northern flyover states have the best schools in addition to new england, the southern ones have the worst

very poor choice of term on your part

>>4921435
I'm not sure why you'd think anyone would care about flyover states, but thanks for the useless info.

>>4921453
i just think its silly when you use the term flyover state when the northern and southern ones are so dramatically different. The northern flyover parts are some of the most affluent metro areas in the country, the south is the south

>>4921409
it's 100% a troll image 5 isn't real, but if you can't see 3 you may have real color blindness.

Why are GMOs such a big deal? A protein is a protein.

>>4921575
because liberals don't understand science

>>4921575
Anti-science superstition and the organic marketing lobby.

>>4921575
>>4921652
>>4921693
Poor Americans, they don't even care that they're lab rats. And you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you.

>>4921697
You would have to utterly misunderstand the science of genetics to think that eating GMOs is unsafe.

Economic and ecological concerns definitely exist, but you are extremely ignorant to fear biological results of eating GMOs

>>4921697
>you wonder why the rest of the world laughs at you.
>implying america gives a shit what the rest of the world thinks

>>4921697
We don't wonder that, though. We can't hear our own thoughts over the sound of eagles screaming rock ballads of awesomeness across the sky.

>>4921707
That's obvious, if you cared even a little you wouldn't look as bad as you do. It's fucking hysterical that you people just accept that Monsanto has taken over the food industry in your country. If GMOs are "necessary", then how do you explain Europe?

>>4921712
>If GMOs are "necessary",
Of course they are not necessary, they are just better

>>4921707
Uh, I'm american and I'm fairly fucking ashamed of us all.

>>4921724
GET OUT. YOU'RE NOT WELCOME IN BURGERSTAN ANYMORE.

You can go to Canada with all the other apologists.

>>4921724
you sound like a real fun guy

>>4921724
There are definitely some bad things america has done and continues to do, but being ashamed of america is pretty dumb, its not like there is any other country that has found a way to do things better

and being ashamed of science is even worse, please stop feeling this way

>consuming GMOs

I'm so sick of you fucking plebs. Leave this board. I can't stand it, go be a fucking pleb somewhere else.

>>4916377

Absolutely retarded. I'll stick with Moe's and Qudoba, thank you.

And I'll get huge, and be rich, while you're poor and scrawny. And you clueless health nuts and vegan morons will look up and shout "Save us!."

And I will look down and whisper, "no."

>>4921809
With each post I feel more sorry for you poor bastards. I am so glad I'm not American.

>>4921817

>Auschwitz mode Europoor detected.

You mad that we permabulkan masterrace?

You mad that we have the best and cheapest food in the world?

You mad that even Canada shits on you?

Yeah, you mad

>>4921832
Typical American response. Has moot confirmed Americans are the new Australians for shitposting yet?

>>4921834

>mfw a Europoor was so obviously jellymad near me

>>4919023
Chipotle is trash you imbecile

>>4921848
Do they even teach grammar in America anymore?

>>4921941
You mean punctuation.

>>4921953
No i mean grammer you stupid american.

>>4922643
>No i mean grammer you stupid american.

No! I mean grammar, you stupid America!

>>4921845
Nice neakbeard picture, anon. See, this is why it's ridiculous to suggest Chipotle would advertise here. There's absolutely no way someone who has this picture on his computer could ever afford to eat out.

>>4922643
>grammer
hue

>>4918403
What sort of +chromo came up with those prices?!

>>4922884
I think it's a chart from the 1950's

>>4916394
First real winner in this thread. Yall suck.

>>4923047
you missed a door in the middle

>>4923047
I don't get how that's an autism test, but you missed a door

>>4923050
GOD DAMNIT

>>4916394
Two rooms have an odd number of exits. It's un-solvable. In fact it's a classic unsolvable puzzle.

inb4 hurr durr im an autist cuz I have a friend who does math and likes puzzles

>>4916377

>>4923104
Top center should have a break in the wall.

Nice try faget

>>4923108

meh...cleverly cheating on test while exhibiting a high spacial equity.

test score: GREAT SUCCESS

>>4916393
>selective breeding

you need to get your info checked.

>bronson= shitty anti-GMO legislation indiscriminately massacring our food supply over unfounded ignorant paranoia

Yeah, Monsanto is a big bad boogeyman, but you're fucking all of us with this anti-GMO idiocy. Nobody is stopping you from buying shitty rotten produce from hippies fertilizing with their own feces, leave science alone retards.

ITT: people actually defend Monsanto

Holy shit, this is fucking horrifying. It's scary how effectively they've turned the masses, Monsanto really has taken over America.

>>4923155
Yes, let's focus on Frankenfood instead of stem cell research. It's sad that we need to fly to Europe to for ridiculously effective stem cell treatments.

>>4923188
regardless of how much you don't like evil companies, the actual process of genetically modifying food is entirely safe for human consumption, and to imply otherwise suggests you have absolutely no understanding of basic science

>>4923129

>>4923234
This also doesn't have the middle break.

>>4923202
But there's no reason to "modify" it, you dolt. Europe doesn't alter their food in any way and it's perfectly fine. What aren't you getting about that? Do I need to draw you a picture?

>>4923295
Yes because that's what I want. To be like yroup.

>>4923300
Remember this thread when your only option to be healthy again is steam cells and have to take a trip across the pond. You Americans are seriously fucking clueless. At least you have your modified corn!

>>4923304
Have fun with being Muslim.

>>4923311
Have fun with being Mexican.

This is just pathetic.

>>4923311
>>4923304
http://www.amazon.com/America-Alone-End-World-Know/dp/1596985275
I enjoyed this book. They also have an audio book if you yroupeans can't read.

Six eu countries planted Bt maize in 2009, with Germany having discontinued planting at the end of 2008. Spain was by far the largest eu grower with 80% of the eu total Bt maize area and a record adoption of 22%. The 2009 hectarage in the six eu countries was 94,750 hectares compared with a 2008 total of 107,719 hectares, (including Germany’s 2008 hectarage of 3,173 hectares), or a 2008 total of 104,456 hectares (excluding Germany’s hectarage). Thus, the decrease from 2008 to 2009 was 12,969 hectares (including Germany’s 2008 hectarage) equivalent to a 12% decrease, or 9,796 hectares (excluding Germany’s 2008 hectarage) equivalent to a 9% decrease. The decrease was associated with several factors, including the economic recession, decreased total plantings of hybrid maize and disincentives for some farmers due to onerous reporting of intended plantings of Bt maize.
Since when?

OH GOD, MY OVARIES CAN'T HANDLE IT!

>>4923379
That looks amazing.

I see the Chipotle thread could use a little bumpotle.

Everything from Chipotle looks like diarrhea. Do not want.

I like how people pretend that they've never depended on GMO's in their entire lifetime.. Just because your food has been tweaked doesn't mean its deathly bad for you.
Don't allow one company's business decisions ruin gmos because without them we would have starved years ago.

>>4923824
The ignorance. Imagine what one bad harvest could do to the nation

>>4922797

I had enough money to eat out your mom last night.

>>4923833
You can have bad harvests even with GMO's (though instead of being more frequently and due to pestilence, it's more likely to be natural disasters). Last year's drought was a prime example in my area (and persisted in some areas this year, too). Entire fields were completely unharvestable. And other things, like GMO's bring about water issues that are sustainable only in the short term, etc.

But I'm not disagreeing with you; I'm just playing devil's advocate. Because GMO's are not perfect end-all be-all solutions in the slightest, though they are beneficial at this moment.

>>4923855
It is high ignorance when people say we need GMOs. This is because non-GMOs do just as well and actually better than GMOs. The problem stems from the farming methods being used and the absolute need for super profit margins by industrial farming companies.

>>4924264
Stop making sense, you're scaring the Americans. Logic is witchcraft!

>>4924264
>>non-GMOs do just as well and actually better than GMOs.
Maybe in regulated markets that are willing to pay more for food, or are simply unable to grow GMOs. The reason non GMO is a thing here is because of all of the mah organic mah non GMO, and people for what ever reason are willing to put a premium on it.
The non GMO farmers aren't successful because of their magic growing methods.

>>4917889
I...were you trying to make a point because it flew over my head.

>>4925235
I think he was insulting you for going to roach coaches. But seriously I can't think of the last time I've gotten sick from eating something from a sketchy place. I go out of my way to stop at this random gas station in the middle of no where on i5 that happens to also make burritos. Shit is cash man. Cheaper than chipole and I'm directly paying my illegal instead of of some fat cat getting rich off of his work. Remember to support local small businesses.
But getting back to your question, I don't think he had a point he's just thinks eating tasty food is for poor people.

PROTIP:

If you have lived or do live in America you have had GMO's at some point.
You know since they have been around for 20+ years.

>>4925264
Do you think the people running the roach coach is shopping at Whole Foods or what? No, they're buying the cheapest ingredients possible to improve profit margins. Have any of you people ever set foot in a classroom?

>>4925374
Implying that is walmart.

>>4925412
>implying it isn't

>>4925370
Bitch implying I do not grow my own food, or hunt my own meat.

>>4925471
>yeah, you've been eating GMO's

Dat jalapeno Tabasco.

>>4917942
wow you're so science.
>not all chemicals are bad guys!
>d-don't dismiss things

which is really saying "eh dont worry about the FDA will make sure its safe r-right?"

>>4925791

Yes, the FDA will make it safe, and the free market.

You see, if a corporation sold something harmful, eventually people would figure it out and stop buying. We don't need no nanny state to tell us what's good for us. All it does is distort the natural free market and prevent the invisible hand from doing what comes naturally.

>>4925834
yea-exactly!

>>4925834
cigarettes?

>>4925766
>spending two bucks on a fucking SPOONFUL of guacamole

>>4925834

>having faith with the FDA

lol

the guys regulating what is safe for consumers are also the ones selling the product to them

>>4925866
there's a lobster roll truck where I live that charges two bucks for adding a few shakes of old bay.

get on my level, poors.

>>4925880
>lobster roll

I want to live wherever you're from.

>>4925863
>>4925856

> implying

>>4925866
>>4925884
With those images on your computer it's pretty obvious you're a poor neckbeard, so I can see how $2 would be a big deal for you.

>>4916377
figured he would be blamining it on obama

>>4926007
$2 for a spoon of guac should be a big deal for everyone, hell it should be a crime.

>>4926054
See: >>4918634

>>4926093
People who know the value of good and people that don't would be a better choice of words. I've got plenty of cash because I know better than to burn it on a fucking $2 scoop of guac. But all those small expenses add up. I do my absolute best not to pay for services and when I do I expect them to be reasonably prices, I'm not going to buy something at 700+% markup. Unless I have to, or I'm somewhere I know I'm going to get gouged and I've budgeted ahead and included that in my overall cost of going where I'm going, eg Disneyland I expect to spend 5-10x my normal food budget while there.

>>4926145
I always get a beer and chips and guac when I go, the bill would probably bankrupt you.

>>4926189
Yep that's what it is. I not that I mind paying a premium to be served by illegals for mediocre Mexican food.

>>4926189
But Chipotle doesn't even sell beer.

>>4926330
they do where I live. also margaritas. unlike the other guy I never get them and I've never seen anyone who does. chipotle is for the lunch rush, you pick up something to inhale at your desk if there's no time for a real sit down meal. the idea of going there for a leisurely meal is slightly depressing.

>>4926545
But seriously people at at chipootle for good mexican food, nigga pls

>>4924264

>non-GMOs do just as well and actually better than GMOs.

If that's the case, we don't need to ban GMOs or anything fucking stupid like that. If non-GMOs "do better" than GMOs, no one is going to grow GMOs.

>>4927699
I'm pretty sure hes saying that organic farms are successful because people are willing to pay higher prices. If people weren't retards this wouldn't be the case