/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4908671
McDonalds.

Chipotle just to piss people off.

I'd find out how many were attending and then buy enough Little Caesar's $5 hot-n-ready pizzas so that everyone can have a slice or two.

I'd bring grilled stuffed flatbread (filled with lamb, spinach and feta), some sort of pasta bake (for you know whos), my signature salad, and a dessert (probably some sort of bar cookie/dessert type of confection). Maybe some pecan pralines.

These, they're always a crowd pleaser!

I would bring a case of Mr. Pibb

A pot of homemade Texas chili.

>>4908675
Pffff...7-11 hot dogs loaded with chili and pepers.

Well-done steaks.

I would bring beans to put in this guy's chili >>4908684

>>4908692
I would bring the ketchup for your delicious steaks

Billy Bear ham.

>>4908673
A variety of diet sodas to go with Anon's McDonalds.

We bringin the ice. I can bring mah kids an mah neighbos kids? They good.

Salt and HFCS.

The only things that Americans eat.

>eating things given to you from people on 4chan

I'd bring some cyanide laced kool-aide.

I'd bring a picture of a pizza I did and ask you repeatedly if you would eat it .

probably jalapeno poppers. stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon. they seem to be a hit at most potlucks

The biggest container I can find.

Meat for the Vegans.

>>4908740
and vegan food for everyone else

>>4908677
Me again. I changed my mind. I'm not coming.

/k/omando here
everyone's getting jerkey of the animals i've killed.

Arizona bottled green tea

Leberkässemmeln.

Sceak

Easy mac. And chicken nuggets.

Quinky sauce.

>>4908786
Da fuq? Those are the most hipster most unauthentic Leberkässemmeln I've ever seen. What ever happened to just good old Kaisersemmeln with a generous slice of Leberkäse topped off with a dollob of mustard (either sweet or hot)? What's with the Kresse and the Radieserl? This is not a Frischkäsesemmerl on which you could also put Gurken and Schnittlauch?

>>4908831
Bayer hier, shit is good!

Homemade Zucchini bread

40 or so yakisoba poured into a big tray

>>4908729

Chicken fried tofu

I'd bring the adorable rice bear.

>>4908790
You are the greatest and best of us.

Boiled grilled cheese

>>4908671
pizza. y'all lardasses around here, you need your vegetables

>>4908798
>still pushing quinky sauce

You're like that one autist who said something funny once, and just kept saying over and over.

Pink Himalayan Salt slabs we could all lick
Uncooked Ramen
Well done steaks with ketchup
Chili with beans
Deep dish pizza

>>4908681

So you're going to be that guy.

>>4908671
Mostly Jamaican food.

Prepare to burn your tongues!

My world famous milk steak.

>>4908671
Whatever I was cooking anyway.

>>4908831
This sentence is a joy to read

I'll bring the Jimbo Burgers.

Paper plates and cutlery and cups.

>>4908671
One of my favorite sweet flavored pies:

Sweet Pie Recipe:
1 crust
4 eggs
1 oz vanilla
1 oz sugar
2 oz melted butter
1 oz nutmeg
1 apple soda

mix down the ingerdient into the crust
bake at 600F until golden brown

Funeral potatoes.

Every time I see OP's picture I can't stop thinking about it. What's he making? Why is he doing it at a desk? Maybe he's making jars of pancake mix to share during the holidays. Maybe his wife used to do that, but she died the year before and following her tradition makes him feel like she's not really gone.

And my mom has those same Tupperware measuring cups!

I would bring home made berger cookies, because they are joy. Joy plus half a gallon of chocolate fudge icing.

>>4909110
I'm 95% sure the guy in OP's picture is legitimately retarded

>>4908694
>not noticing that the picture the guy posted is a pot of beans

Sometimes it amazes me how slow this board can be, and the little activity that is here is mostly trolling, then I remember that I'm a cook and all the other cooks I know are asshole trolls, too.
I guess I would be one of the rare people who aren't trolls, maybe something like pumpkin parsnip hash with raisins stuffed pork roast. Lightly smoked in mesquite, lots of sage, bit of coriander, mustard, honey, onion. Reduction of jus for a glaze.

>>4909164
>>not noticing that the picture the guy posted is a pot of beans

>not realizing the joke of adding more beans to an all-bean chili
Anon, you just went full jughead.

>>4909110

>>4909135


Yeah dude. He's an old tard.

Steaks and ketchup.

Turkish Tea.

Fairy bread.

Imitation bacon bits./

>>4908831

20 boxes of assorted bagel bites and a big ass toaster oven.

I would be afraid to eat anything prepared. They would probably have cum in them or needles. I did eat some snickerdoodles I got in the mail from some 4channers though.

poundcake

>>4908671
MEATBREAD.... nothing but meatbread. Only the finest, cheesiest, and meatiest bread I could make.

I would bring a cooler full of Steel Reserve and I would order us all pizza and generously tip the delivery driver.

>>4909395

That's even better! What's his name? How has he spent his life? Does he have friends? Family? What does he do with his time? I'm fascinated by this image!

And what is he doing with that flour?

Kraft sliced american cheese singles

seeing as it would only be a group of twenty people, I'd bring some Bierocks. Cabbage, cheese, beef, baked inside a roll. Not hard at all and most folks won't disagree with it. some people put worcestershire on em too.

>while we're meta
The switch to PES2014 is happening, for those who follow the 4chan cup. Here's a phone background a fan made for us. pretty snazzy amirite?

Cookie dough.

pizza and burritos

>>4908671

You have no idea how much I dream of a /ck/ meet.

You have no idea.

Kaga meets Bourdain. I's just so...beautiful.

>>4909652

i'd pound that bitches cake

Guns. I hate all of you.

>>4908671
Probably my chilli, to mess with the heads of so many anons
>no pre-frying, but awesome colour and depth of flavour
>with beans

red cooked pork! If it was white ppl food i'd probably bring a soup

>>4908671
Teddy bear cookies

>>4908671

I would simply bring a large bowl of cumin and a large bowl of pink himalayan salt.

And maybe a gun.

>>4908671 (OP)
the worst pizza you have ever seen in your life

>>4908671
A dish that looked like a Well done Steak covered in Ketchup but was actually a Vegan meat substitute, covered in ketchup.

>>4911036
>white people food

>>4908671
Man, I have those exact same measuring cups.

green curry, I love that shit.

>>4909164
>Texas chili
>chili.jpg is a pot of beans

>>4914114
Oh I guess I should answer the question

Kraft Mac and "cheese"
cuz canada

pic related
easiest way to make crap box mac and cheese way tastier

arni kleftiko

roast lamb, potatoes, crusty bread, carrots, onions, tomatoes, and feta with lemon juice and oregano.

>>4909188
>not understanding the amount of irony the post you responded to contained

muh jokes

I would bring perfect examples of all the dishes /ck/ is constantly on about.
>Perfect mac and cheese
>real homemade tonkotsu ramen
>real Texas chili, 2 pots, one with beans and one without
>perfect peanut butter cookies that haven't caught on fire
>properly cooked medium rare ribeyes
>glorious hamburgers
>perfect street tacos made from lengua and al pastor
>the most delicious butter chicken
>exactingly cooked fried rice, seasoned with msg (plus enough chopsticks for everyone)
>an entire platter of homecured, perfectly cooked bacon.
>a fine selection of craft brews and whiskeys
>and when I leave, I'll make sure to tip the clean up guys 20%.

Macaroni and Cheese
AND Kraft Dinner with cut up hot dogs

Meatballs. I make the best meatballs in the world (unless you dislike garlic).

I'll bring one of two things:

A) A pot of tasty slow cooked stew but it contains an entire mouthful of drool.

B) Napkins

>>4914166
You forgot a strict "no vegans allowed" rule.

>>4914166
Yum!!! Love all of those things.

Ignoring the trolls; I'd bring a bunch of good-ass pulled pork. Pulled pork because it is a) delicious and b) the jews don't get any

>>4914185
Jew here. Dad converted to Jew so he took me to BBQ restaurants a lot as a kid and also Dim Sum where I developed a fondness for Roast Pork Buns (char siu).

>>4914183
I thought that would be a given, good sir. We can't allow such filth at our refined supper.

>>4914191
>converted to Jew
That's different; so you're not actually a jew? Dig in!

>>4914211
...so you think religion is a biological phenomenon?

>>4914214
Alright, fine, no pulled pork for you either.

>>4914214
Jews are a race, dumbass.

>>4914211
My mom was born Jewish and my dad converted before I was born. That doesn't mean I'm hung up on a particular religious restriction. Its healthy not to eat pork all the time and I didn't really grow up eating a ton, but I'm not like so stupid I think there's some God who cares what I eat. I think the laws are there to create ritual significance to food and are about hygiene and dietary preferences to a lesser extent. I mean all the racial supremacist stuff about how I'm not supposed to eat meat prepared by a non-jew I just ignore.

>>4914241
lol sure bro

>>4914279

while I'm not the poster you referred to, I would agree that Jew is closer to a race (a social construct) than an ethnicity (a biologically measurable phenomenon)


This is true moreso today than historically.


There are plenty of people who are the child of a half jew and a non jew who claim to be a jew.


at a certain point you are no longer accurately defining ethincity, because you have no way to be sure that your genetic code still carries any markers of the main historical Jewish genetics (predominately those out of the Middle East and those from Eastern Europe).


There are some Jews who share a common haplotype, but that is the same as saying that there are some African Americans who possess western african native haplotypes, and some that possess southern african haplotypes....

Yet the will commonly call themselves "Black"


also there is a degree to which religion plays a role in some people's jewish identity.

that alone completely removes any reliance upon ancestry or genetics.

furthermore, Judaism is one of few religions that possess explicitly proscribed rules for conversion.

Not to say that there are many Jewish missionaries, but they will absolutely convert you to the faith.

even the most ridiculous orthodox jews in Israel do this.

>>4914250

>hygiene

this may have been relevant for pigs millenia ago, but pigs do not carry trichinosis anymore.

Indeed, the FDA has recently dropped its suggestion of 160-170 F internal temperature (pasteurization temperature; to kill trichinosis in pigs) to 145 degrees, which is basically the temperature of well done beef.


I will say it for completeness: there has never been a legitimate health concern associated with foreskin. THAT was propaganda from the beginning.

2.2 million years of hominids reproducing with no problems and no STDs have made that a fact of biology. Foreskin removal doesnt protect you against STDs so theres that too.

>>4908882
>rice bear.

>>4914287
>ethnicity (a biologically measurable phenomenon)
nope

Tim Tams

Some of Kyle's dad's shitty burgers.

>>4914687
Kyle who?

>>4914703
>>4914334

>>4914301
Ever heard of Ashkenazi Jewish people? It's biological and there are several major genetic disorders within this group, particularly cystic fibrosis and msud. Sorry for off topic.

>>4914191
>wanting to become a Jew