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Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:32:38 2013 No.4892740 [DELETED]

Culinary disasters

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:34:37 2013 No.4892745 Oh my, your local Chinese buffet is lame.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:38:37 2013 No.4892757 File: 49 KB, 612x612, 254990_301901526578083_76936702_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:39:38 2013 No.4892761 >>4892757 /fit/ was here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:47:37 2013 No.4892781 >>4892757 Mushy peas, a chicken breast, mushrooms and... an entire fucking packet of fish fingers. Who am I kidding, get rid of the unnecessary chicken breast and mushrooms and I'd fucking devour it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:49:37 2013 No.4892784 >>4892740 I'm mostly excited because it's on a steam tray. That's professional-tier jackassery.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:51:37 2013 No.4892787 File: 92 KB, 720x960, 76967_319315998169969_870644214_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know what this is even.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:56:38 2013 No.4892801 >>4892740 That's pretty disgusting. >>4892757 Nice pea soup. Are those mozzarella sticks or something? >>4892787 Jeez...the amount of cheese and bacon on salad should not outweigh the salad

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:56:38 2013 No.4892804 >>4892787 Spaghetti and meatballs with a salad with Italian dressing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:56:38 2013 No.4892805 File: 932 KB, 774x620, facepizza.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:57:37 2013 No.4892810 >>4892787 Wait, is that ricotta under the cheese-and-bacon-and-vinaigrette layer? What kind of evil bastard salad is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 20:59:37 2013 No.4892816 File: 376 KB, 720x960, 379361_319315898169979_341694217_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This might actually be the culinary innovation of the century.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:09:38 2013 No.4892835 >>4892816 What's that clear shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:11:38 2013 No.4892840 >>4892835 Ice I think.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:14:37 2013 No.4892847 File: 246 KB, 1280x853, 213 (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:15:38 2013 No.4892851 >>4892816 >ice sandwich holy shit

>>	GT: Adult Gambino Wed Oct 23 21:31:30 2013 No.4892891 File: 96 KB, 643x848, 1287691803041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892816 I can't stop fucking laughing.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:34:31 2013 No.4892898

I have a friend who posts gross-looking shit like this on Facebook all the time. Except it's not even random shit she makes, it's recipes that are passed on from person to person, because someone liked them enough to share them. The main ingredient in all these recipes is cheese.

It's horrible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:37:31 2013 No.4892907 File: 78 KB, 612x612, 25936_328904560544446_2103934318_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:38:30 2013 No.4892914 >>4892847 >dat burnt smiley face contrasted with the shiny grey turkey matter I probably woke up the neighbour laughing too loud.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:38:31 2013 No.4892911 No Masaokis or HowtoBasic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:40:30 2013 No.4892919 >>4892907 What exactly is a buff chicken dip? I'm assuming it's not buffalo mozzarella.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:41:30 2013 No.4892923 File: 79 KB, 720x960, 156472_333574143410821_1241950266_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:43:30 2013 No.4892928 >>4892923 Oh dear Jesus.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:43:30 2013 No.4892929 >>4892919 I think maybe buff is slang for good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:43:30 2013 No.4892930 >>4892923 Okay, that is horrifying. I recognise a pigs trotter but that thing on the right looks like a discarded ribcage from an alien autopsy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:43:31 2013 No.4892926 >>4892919 Franks hot sauce, cheddar cheese, mozzarella, heavy cream, butter, chicken. Bake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:44:31 2013 No.4892932 File: 892 KB, 1348x3750, 1382384989601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] From /tg/ with love

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:48:46 2013 No.4892938 File: 102 KB, 640x640, 960177_418477678253800_422089615_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is meatloaf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:48:46 2013 No.4892939 >>4892932 Oh dear fucking Jesus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KswWfq2drCM

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:49:46 2013 No.4892941 >>4892907 This doesn't seem that bad at all. I've had similar dip before.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:52:46 2013 No.4892950 >>4892929 Buffalo, like the wings.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 21:58:46 2013 No.4892966 >>4892938 Are you sure it's not a syphilitic burn victim?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:03:47 2013 No.4892974 >>4892938 i-is that ketchup?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:13:47 2013 No.4892992 File: 131 KB, 800x600, tikka-lasagne1x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Was going to post some stuff from shitefood.co.uk but the bugger's clearly stopped paying for his domain name. Was a great blog too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:16:46 2013 No.4892996 >>4892974 If it's not ketchup, it's not meatloaf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:18:46 2013 No.4893000 >>4892805 it's like a baby shat on some dough poor jake

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:19:46 2013 No.4893002 >>4892932 oh jesus i'm loling hard here

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:23:47 2013 No.4893006 File: 20 KB, 242x298, oh god.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892816

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:28:47 2013 No.4893010 >>4892938 >ketchup on meatloaf >Not tomato paste

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 23 22:53:46 2013 No.4893046 >>4892938 Who the hell doesn't put a ketchup glaze over meatloaf? Some kind of anti-American rapist Nazi, that's who.

Anonymous Wed Oct 23 23:01:47 2013 No.4893068

>>4893046
Or someone from a non USican culture. My mother never made meatloaf, but my aunts all did and there was never any glaze.
Honestly, I prefer the American-style meatloaf with the ketchup/brown sugar glaze.
Sauté three ribs of celery, one onion and a few green bell peppers with plenty of salt in 100g/a stick of butter until softened.
Mix with 500g/1lb 80:20 mince/ground beef.
Add just enough breadcrumb that it will hold a loaf shape.
Sample raw (yes raw) and adjust for salt and pepper to taste.
Bake at 175°C/350°F until almost done, then glaze with ketchup/brown sugar mixture and finish
until glaze is glazed on.
Serve.
Om nom nom.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 04:13:44 2013 No.4893507 >>4892740 That is one of the most depressing things I have seen in my life.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 17:27:15 2013 No.4894689 File: 51 KB, 386x474, 13825772686111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892847 1

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 17:28:15 2013 No.4894692 >>4894689 saved

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 17:30:15 2013 No.4894699 File: 50 KB, 382x474, 13825772686111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4894689 Fixed. Sorry, didn't notice the gray on the side.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 17:39:00 2013 No.4894716 File: 48 KB, 429x409, 1364626166783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4894539 >dat red When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a gore thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 18:24:17 2013 No.4894815 >>4894539 it looks like someone tried to cover up vomit with jizz

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 18:25:17 2013 No.4894817 >>4892805 she forgot to mention she really hates Jake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 18:30:18 2013 No.4894825 >tried to deep fry bargain store brand paella seafood mix basically I deep fried octopus flavored bread and fish skins

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:09:47 2013 No.4895097 Grilled cheese sandwich with pizza rolls inside it Came out like total mush never again

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:11:46 2013 No.4895100 >>4895097 Mr. Plinkett?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:13:46 2013 No.4895111 >>4892992 I missed out on that. I used to love thisiswhyyou'refat, and a British version showing our shitty obsession with shitty frozen food would of been glorious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:15:46 2013 No.4895116 >>4892992 Fear not; he just upgraded http://www.shitefood.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:19:47 2013 No.4895125 >>4892787 iceberg salad chopped carrots ranch shredded cheddar bacon bits from a jar white trash salad

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:21:46 2013 No.4895129 >>4892752 Looks like beggin strips you know the dog treats

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:23:47 2013 No.4895135 I love you /ck/, never change

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:26:46 2013 No.4895144 File: 326 KB, 866x670, 671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:29:47 2013 No.4895152 >>4895144 Is that a steak and kidney pie in a bun?

>>	None !4Uk77rDx5g Thu Oct 24 21:44:46 2013 No.4895198 >>4895144 Carbs: the meal

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 21:49:47 2013 No.4895213

>>4892740
Once upon a time I didn't know there was much of a difference between miracle whip and mayonnaise.

My first attempt at making Tartar sauce was... horrible.

I've come to learn that mayo is far superior, the same with growing up eating that shit in the OP that people call cheese. I always thought that I hated cheese, turns out I hate fake cheese.

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 22:23:47 2013 No.4895276

>>4895213
ha man i remember in highschool we ate pretty well for 13-17 year-olds, but always had our "back when we were poor and lived at home" staples so we always bought fake cheese for eggs and bologna sandwiches but also bought regular cheese for everything else so if i went for groceries with my roommate we'd always get looks in the dairy section
>alright how're we doing on butter
>we're good, but grab some chihuahua cheese and some sharp cheddar; I'm honna run over to the bologna (packaged cold-cuts) aisle. We forgot to pick up fake cheese.
>470lb Ja'Quanda on a Rascal casts me a side-eye

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 22:54:47 2013 No.4895315 >>4892847 Holy SHIT! Turkey Twizzlers . I wanted these so bad after seeing Jaimies School Dinners >tfw live in canada and dont have access to chewy turkey spirals made in a british factory

Anonymous Thu Oct 24 22:54:47 2013 No.4895316

>>4895276
I kinda do the same thing. I have shitty fake cheese and good, delicious cheese, and just use them for different things. I'll put some nice cheese on a sandwich and it'll taste amazing, but if i'm making like scrambled eggs or some shit, I just throw some shredded store-brand cheddar on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:14:46 2013 No.4895360 >>4895116 Amazing! Thanks anon, you're a wonderful chap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:23:46 2013 No.4895380 File: 87 KB, 640x960, 579723_349613288473573_1926248871_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh god

>>	None !WISEOXooxo Thu Oct 24 23:27:47 2013 No.4895386 >>4895380 Oh dear god

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:31:46 2013 No.4895392 >>4892816 one of the less gross meals posted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:33:47 2013 No.4895395 >>4894689 this is what the naked lady from the shining would have looked like if it was a tater

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:36:47 2013 No.4895401 File: 501 KB, 487x488, 1381438466010.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895198 oh you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:37:47 2013 No.4895405 >>4895380 kill me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:40:47 2013 No.4895409 You should've seen my yesterday's breakfast. Spaghetti with some diced beef patties, ketchup and ground cheese mixed in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 24 23:54:48 2013 No.4895431 >>4892914 >PLEASE KILL ME. :D

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:03:46 2013 No.4895442 >>4895380 >implying that was eaten

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:05:46 2013 No.4895446 You know I was hungry a couple minutes ago, but now I don't feel like eating at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:08:46 2013 No.4895447 File: 116 KB, 225x400, rivertown.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here. Let me pour you a nice, refreshing craft beer!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:10:46 2013 No.4895450 File: 272 KB, 599x336, nummy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895447 Mmmmmmm!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:10:46 2013 No.4895451 File: 264 KB, 421x500, 1374458823865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892740 >>4892750 >>4892805 >>4892907 >>4895380 Who the fuck does this? How are their lives so fucking screwed up they think that's food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:12:46 2013 No.4895458 File: 978 KB, 750x650, QruhU.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895380

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:13:46 2013 No.4895462 File: 1.19 MB, 400x400, 1371950063445.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895450 >putting ice in beer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:15:46 2013 No.4895467 >>4894539 I thought that was a pizza with really shitty cheese on it then I thought it was something else entirely then I realized it was a cake then I got sick

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:21:18 2013 No.4895480 >>489453 That's okay. When I was new I didn't realize YOU LET THE FUCKING CAKE COOL DOWN FIRST before adding frosting either.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:25:17 2013 No.4895485 >>4895452

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:27:18 2013 No.4895492 >>4895485 I can't ever eat spray cheese again after watching that scene from 'A Goofy Movie'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:35:17 2013 No.4895506 File: 156 KB, 814x613, slop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:35:18 2013 No.4895509 File: 168 KB, 1024x1365, 1111111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is a collection of one mans food creations http://gourmetcreations.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:39:17 2013 No.4895517 File: 85 KB, 612x612, tumblr_meheufvzFH1qlkii8o1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895509 hahahhahaha

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:41:17 2013 No.4895518 >>4895144 UK cuisine in one fucking picture. It's nothing but carbs here. I've been served mashed potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes, and yorkshire pudding in the same meal.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 00:56:17 2013 No.4895536 >>4895531 jesus

>>	Jimmy Rustles Fri Oct 25 00:57:17 2013 No.4895537 File: 56 KB, 560x600, delete.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I accidentally the noodles, guys.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:00:17 2013 No.4895540 >>4895509 What the hell is with him and teriyaki sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:06:18 2013 No.4895553 File: 6 KB, 91x253, slack_dick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895537

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>>	Jimmy Rustles Fri Oct 25 01:11:18 2013 No.4895570 >>4895509 I was doing just fine, I figured he's just super white trash, and the sugar in all the damn teriyaki sauce he eats helps with his diabeetus. Then, I noticed that HE FUCKING CUTS NOODLES INTO LITTLE PIECES. All of my rage.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:13:18 2013 No.4895572 >>4895567 that's good quality steak, too. well, it was...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:14:17 2013 No.4895573 >>4895509 >All that starch/carbs >All the fucking terayaki good god >All those disgusting combos >Ponyfag It hurts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:14:17 2013 No.4895574 test

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:17:18 2013 No.4895578 >>4892926 What? Franks hot sauce, cheddar cheese, Cream cheese, ranch or bleu cheese dressing, shredded chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 01:21:18 2013 No.4895591 >>4895573 J...just sad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 02:35:24 2013 No.4895760 File: 25 KB, 330x330, craving-carousel_ultimate-omelet-wrap_330x330.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For any of you mods with itchy trigger fingers this is a REAL food item you can get from convenience stores out east.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 03:09:57 2013 No.4895811 >>4895380 The official meal of Microsoft

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 03:23:56 2013 No.4895827 File: 46 KB, 640x480, ramenomlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 03:35:29 2013 No.4895839 >>4895760 If I had to fuck a food, that's one sexy looking tacomlette!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 03:37:29 2013 No.4895844 File: 47 KB, 640x480, P100913_0633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 05:27:37 2013 No.4895954 File: 1.59 MB, 1944x2592, IMG_20130503_004109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mine: Pickled egg on parmesan fondue (whit honey caramelized croutons)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 05:29:38 2013 No.4895960 >>4892740 OP, this fucking FB page... I can't stop laughing. I love you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 05:47:38 2013 No.4895982 >>4894539 >>4892938 is this from those freaks over at /cgl/ who cook with their menstrual blood or something?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 06:28:11 2013 No.4896003 >>4895844 this actually looks good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 06:44:11 2013 No.4896014 >>4892923 Oh, my god.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 07:42:48 2013 No.4896057 File: 7 KB, 196x181, 1391911_395108653954585_853368164_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895537

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 08:23:20 2013 No.4896100 >>4895528 needs a bit more teriyaki sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 08:59:20 2013 No.4896161 >>4895509 People can survive eating that much fat and sodium all the time? This blog makes me feel healthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:13:19 2013 No.4896186 >>4895509 something about the guy doesn't make me completely hate him, and his diet may be mediocre but it's not worse than most people who wander listlessly into this board but dat teriyaki doe

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:13:20 2013 No.4896184 File: 1.09 MB, 614x850, fatturd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MMM MMM GOOD

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 09:21:20 2013 No.4896193 File: 4 KB, 250x250, 1372056006858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895509 What I find most scary about this is that the disgusting shit he's making doesn't appear to be out of ignorance, he's deliberately doing it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:36:20 2013 No.4896303 >>4896184 this is probably the least disgusting thing on this page

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:44:19 2013 No.4896314 File: 89 KB, 960x640, fbslop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >fb friend that tries so hard to secure a man by showing off her homemaking culinary skills

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:52:19 2013 No.4896328 Culinary disasters thread? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w46Dwh4TMGA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Eg9ArFqxAk I love watching Masaokis videos around Halloween time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:57:20 2013 No.4896336 >>4892907 If it looks gross and you know it, why bother taking a picture?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:59:20 2013 No.4896341 >>4895506 >slop looks like oats to me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 10:59:20 2013 No.4896343 >>4896314 that literally looks like literal cat vomit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:01:19 2013 No.4896347 >>4896314 is that a real thing? Man she is not doing herself any favors. Who wants to eat blurry food?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:11:20 2013 No.4896385 File: 51 KB, 960x640, fbslop2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4896347 >plz marry me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:14:19 2013 No.4896389 >>4896385 Jesus that's dreadful. Poor photography aside I've seen better plating from my dog's shits.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:15:20 2013 No.4896391 >>4896328 That's both disgusting and depressing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:16:20 2013 No.4896393 >>4895518 loling hard i'd love to see a picture of that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:17:19 2013 No.4896396 File: 212 KB, 1296x864, fbslop5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4896389 men love with their stomachs, not their eyes

>>	Anomynous Fri Oct 25 11:18:19 2013 No.4896397 >>4896385 >>4896385 She dun goofd. Seriously... why partly peeling the cucumber when you do it so shitty? That's seriously some of the least attractive food I've seen here >ham on cucumber Goddammit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:19:19 2013 No.4896399 >>4895509 what in the fuck is that in that image? can someone explain. is that orange string frosting?

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:22:19 2013 No.4896404

>>4896396
What the fuck is on that sandwich I don't even...

Fried kale, okay

Cucumbers with what appears to be a mayonnaise-based dressing? I'm gonna be si/ck/. I almost want to take her out just to anger bang her now. Got any pictures of what disaster she'll cook me in the morning?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:23:19 2013 No.4896410 >>4896399 That appears to be cheezwhiz anon. Cheez that comes out of a can, similar to whipped cream.

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:26:19 2013 No.4896412

>>4896404
>Cucumbers with what appears to be a mayonnaise-based dressing?
I think she was going for a cucumber dill salad but the cukes are cut too thick and didn't marinate long enough. And I don't think there is any dill. Actually, I have no idea what she was doing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:27:20 2013 No.4896413 >>4895509 turns out the guy is white. how am i not surprised >all dat teryiaki

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:30:52 2013 No.4896420 File: 206 KB, 1296x976, fbslop4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4896404 Love is on the sandwich. If you want to eat like a king you better put a ring on it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 11:32:50 2013 No.4896423 >>4896420 Is...is that her attempt at egg-drop soup? There are so many things wrong with this dish I can't even... Please tell me this is somebody you really know anon. Quit playing games with my heart

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:11:50 2013 No.4896493 >>4896328 what was the video where he made a pudding(?) and almost chocked on it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:17:51 2013 No.4896500 File: 11 KB, 460x276, African MRE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892938 >meatloaf >implying I don't know what two adolescent special-needs children melted in a tub looks like NICE TRY BILLY go back to /hc/ with your queer pornography

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:19:51 2013 No.4896502 >>4892911 Whatever happened to masao? that guy is the bomb

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:20:51 2013 No.4896505 File: 47 KB, 464x128, time for dessert.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895380

Karo Parisyan Fri Oct 25 12:21:51 2013 No.4896508
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>>4896420
That fucking failed zig-zag of what looks like mustard and ketchup made me laugh out loud. I know it's probably sriracha and a peanut sauce or something, but holy shit that takes me back to microwaving frozen corn dogs for lunch when I was 8.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:41:51 2013 No.4896536 >>4892805 that looks pretty good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:44:50 2013 No.4896541 >>4893068 >USican Stopped reading there

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:48:51 2013 No.4896544 >>4896385 >weird woman food >not a big pile of sausage gravy on top of biscuits with a steak and eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:49:50 2013 No.4896545 >>4896502 He either tired of his internet fame, was sectioned away for his behavior when a government official stopped by for whatever reason, or died from food poisoning.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:49:50 2013 No.4896546 >>4896404 >Cucumbers with what appears to be a mayonnaise-based dressing? You don't like tea sandwiches? cuke and mayo is a god tier combo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:52:50 2013 No.4896549 mandatory watch for the ck browser. enchanced version http://youtubedoubler.com/aAnA not only does it look absolutely disgusting but he seem to think so aswell

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:53:51 2013 No.4896550 >>4896545 "It's not working. The banana is not melting." i miss him

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:54:51 2013 No.4896551 File: 1.28 MB, 3264x2400, 1363808493904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:55:50 2013 No.4896552

>>4896502
Honestly, I think he may have cleaned up his act a bit. In his most recent videos, he had a nice new clean apartment, sounded about 50% more intelligent, and was seemingly off the booze, which is probably the cause of it. Either that or he couldn't keep it up and gave himself alcohol poisoning during a massive breakdown binge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 12:59:27 2013 No.4896559 File: 1.13 MB, 3208x2392, 1363808856859.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4896551

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:01:27 2013 No.4896561 >>4896552 Was he the guy that had a big hole in his bathroom floor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:02:29 2013 No.4896564 >>4896561 Yeah, with his toilet being held up by stacks of cinder blocks in the basement.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:07:28 2013 No.4896568 >>4896551 5/10 would eat alone in silence while reflecting on how i used to be able to afford decent steak before the divorce

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:19:29 2013 No.4896585 >>4896551 >>4896559 corn AND fries? Psh.

>>	Ανώνυμος Fri Oct 25 13:27:28 2013 No.4896599 >>4892740 Try Finnish cuisine in general: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACE3D9Eob6M

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:34:28 2013 No.4896611 >>4896599 the nordics are absolutely cooking inept. their go to meal is pan-frying a goats head and boiling potatoes in lukewarm water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 13:57:04 2013 No.4896665 >>4896599 I sat there stunned through the whole thing. HE BOILED THE FUCKING FISH STICKS

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:09:25 2013 No.4896776 >>4895531 slow cooked barf & diarrhea 4 u kiki

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:15:24 2013 No.4896795 File: 21 KB, 620x413, 19055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Courtesy of Stevenage Football Club £4

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:17:24 2013 No.4896799 >>4896795 that's like $6. wtf. you can buy a sack of potatoes and a pack of singles for like 4 or 5 here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:19:25 2013 No.4896802 >>4896795 I leled

>>	P Fri Oct 25 15:21:24 2013 No.4896805 Food at football stadiums tends to be a rip-off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:35:44 2013 No.4896839 >>4896795 Arn't they like league 2 or something, what do you expect?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:45:43 2013 No.4896859 >>4892781 >fish fingers

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:49:43 2013 No.4896872 >>4896839 my team's third tier in scotland, 10x better than that and half the price

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 15:52:44 2013 No.4896877 >>4896872 I honestly didn't even know scotland had anything below second tier, unless it was amateur or something. In america our stadium food is so fucking price bloated, can't stand it, even our soccer club's food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 19:25:29 2013 No.4897257 >>4895144 post of the year, im dying over here

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 19:41:30 2013 No.4897295 >>4896551 >my life as a student

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 20:01:24 2013 No.4897371 File: 25 KB, 640x360, sewif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895144

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 20:21:18 2013 No.4897453 File: 41 KB, 720x540, 00000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 20:22:17 2013 No.4897458 File: 57 KB, 640x480, 09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >17 year old Twizzlers Here's me wishing I still worked at that laundromat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 21:10:53 2013 No.4897593 >>4895144 Northern shit-cunt detected

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 21:13:53 2013 No.4897600 >>4895518 Well don't stay with a white trash council house family then, not everyone in the UK eats that type of shit excessively

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 21:16:53 2013 No.4897614 >>4895518 You must have been in a very Chavvy house there. The most you should be having in that situation is boiled or roast potatoes with Yorkshire pudding, otherwise one potato dish should be enough for a meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 21:17:53 2013 No.4897616 >>4896551 Oh god I remember when that was posted. He was so proud and got absolutely raped

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 21:37:40 2013 No.4897675 >>4896328 sad? or funny? i cant decide.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 22:06:42 2013 No.4897751 File: 29 KB, 450x450, 936764_10201456867846218_916785760_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892898 Her latest post: Crockpot Chicken and Noodles. It apparently contains chicken, cream of chicken soup, chicken broth, noodles, and butter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 22:08:41 2013 No.4897755 >>4895451 This is a 5/5 post. Gave me a good laugh.

Anonymous Fri Oct 25 22:26:44 2013 No.4897812
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for what it's worth, i've seen a gorillian gore threads on /b/ but this shit - all kidding aside - makes me more queasy than ANY gore thread i've ever witnessed.

/ck/ you are fucking inhuman ... this is when the dark side of /ck/ comes out

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 22:43:45 2013 No.4897850 this one time, I ate coconut it was a fucking nightmare

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 22:44:45 2013 No.4897853 >>4897812 What qualifies for a gore thread on /b/ now? Some kid with a scratched knee?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 22:47:44 2013 No.4897862 File: 204 KB, 625x467, meats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4897853 every time I post this image squeamish mod deletes it. if he's lurking now it will happen, or I'll get banned.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:01:45 2013 No.4897896 File: 518 KB, 750x1000, 10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This wasn't a culinary disaster but neither were a lot of the other things posted in this thread...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:11:48 2013 No.4897924 >>4897862 >>4897862 Dafuck is that goop shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:14:48 2013 No.4897931 >>4897924 It's called flavor, duuuh

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:16:48 2013 No.4897933 >>4897924 It's likely pus.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:17:48 2013 No.4897938 >>4897924 a tumor probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:19:19 2013 No.4897943 >>4897924 It's an infection, sometimes living things get them. I have seen this twice, we just send it back to the distributor and they give us a new one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:22:52 2013 No.4897956 >>4896328 >Implying Masaokis has ever done anything short of a Culinary masterpiece. >Implying that he is not /ck/'s spirit animal and the true Kwisatz Haderach Get the fuck out. I hope you develop lymphoma , you shit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:32:52 2013 No.4897987 File: 16 KB, 480x360, 0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:35:51 2013 No.4897997 >>4897943 >now imagining all the stores too cheap/lazy to be bothered so they just wipe it off and act like nothing happened Thanks for the nightmares and paranoia /ck/ <3

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 25 23:50:51 2013 No.4898044 >>4896599 Something that intrigued me in this vid; he was making (horrible) mashed potatoes, but he added meat bouillon cubes to the water. I wonder how that would come out if you did it properly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 05:26:38 2013 No.4898524 File: 99 KB, 350x300, i cat handle this.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892939 oh lord. This is the first time I actually saw anything honey booboo related. This is staged, right? It has to be, right? right?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 06:01:28 2013 No.4898555 File: 18 KB, 385x239, 1262634388437.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892939 >sticking spaghetti onto the wall to see if it's ready I haven't done that since I was a kid, I'm gonna make some tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 06:41:26 2013 No.4898573 >>4897896 Is that a deer skull?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 06:44:26 2013 No.4898574 >>4896665 That was clearly a joke video.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 06:44:26 2013 No.4898575 File: 58 KB, 640x384, delicious_drinks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a cookbook. That people bought. Why.

Anonymous Sat Oct 26 12:13:02 2013 No.4898865

>>4897997
>Too cheap
I dont care who you are, there is no way you are too cheap not to want to burn everything when you smell that shit. It smells much worse than it looks.

Nothing to worry about so long as you're not that poor butcher who gets pus exploded all over him like some poor kid in a jap avi.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 12:21:34 2013 No.4898879 >>4895144 fuckin pie barm. Not even once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 12:50:49 2013 No.4898923 File: 133 KB, 918x1224, sorry homie i gotta gomie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	/ck/ Sat Oct 26 15:41:58 2013 No.4899170 >>4896396 you eat with your eyes first

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 15:43:59 2013 No.4899175 >>4897938 Tumours are solid and have nothing liquid or goopy inside them. It is not a tumour.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 15:44:59 2013 No.4899176 File: 1.77 MB, 312x234, 1380708190175.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4898575 >not consuming exclusively Beef Fizz >2013

Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:02:09 2013 No.4899345
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>>4898575
Drinking Bouillon "On the Rocks" was a practice advocated by Campbell's in their add campaign produced by Ogilvie and Mather . The idea was that getting people to use the product in a new way would boost sales. It did. They experienced their highest sales ever. pic related. tomato soup was also advertised in a similar way.The original advertisement.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:05:08 2013 No.4899350 File: 146 KB, 717x960, 406519_10151245678505391_688345179_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:07:08 2013 No.4899353 File: 55 KB, 550x550, thefuckisthis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899350

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:07:08 2013 No.4899354 File: 89 KB, 717x960, 313145_10151954093320391_311764198_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:07:08 2013 No.4899356 >>4895198 lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:08:09 2013 No.4899357 File: 73 KB, 717x960, 401367_10151237029615391_51035965_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899353 Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:08:09 2013 No.4899358 >>4899350 All my stir-fries end up looking like that. Maybe it's 'cause I buy cheap soy sauce with artificial caramel coloring.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:09:09 2013 No.4899360 >>4898575 >Beef Fizz My sides are resonating with alarming frequency

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:09:09 2013 No.4899365 >>4895827 ramen omelet ramlet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:09:09 2013 No.4899366 File: 152 KB, 717x960, 402802_10152001413640391_1737094899_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:11:09 2013 No.4899368 File: 152 KB, 717x960, 428126_10151263355405391_1896944888_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:12:08 2013 No.4899372 File: 126 KB, 717x960, 551058_10151686964780391_865271871_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:14:08 2013 No.4899381 File: 89 KB, 717x960, 386884_10152033608860391_1656423985_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dessert edition.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:17:08 2013 No.4899389 File: 127 KB, 717x960, 526203_10151682813715391_753356104_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:18:09 2013 No.4899394 >>4899389 Doesn't look the worse by any means

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:18:09 2013 No.4899396 File: 132 KB, 717x960, 398389_10151200338780391_1620046148_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:22:09 2013 No.4899405 File: 54 KB, 716x960, 1016183_10153223098075391_1755126797_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899394 A rare misfire.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:23:09 2013 No.4899411 File: 97 KB, 704x960, 999816_10152934524920391_1148585626_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Needs more dessert.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:26:40 2013 No.4899418 File: 70 KB, 716x960, 1184887_10153240583480391_1914830165_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I heard you wanted more yuck on your plate.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:26:40 2013 No.4899419 File: 57 KB, 644x690, mdd cupcakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899389

Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:28:40 2013 No.4899425
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This bitch posts all this crap on fb, mostly sidekicks and yuck, and captions them all like this "(name of dish) -- so yummy!" Everything's so yummy to her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:30:40 2013 No.4899432 File: 100 KB, 716x960, 1014228_10153127652895391_1992132634_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] More birthday "cake".

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:31:41 2013 No.4899438 File: 100 KB, 716x960, 1014228_10153127652895391_1992132634_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899432 Wut. Dunno what happened there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:32:41 2013 No.4899441 >>4895380 I do something similar with this. I like to pour a bowl of puff chips (cheeto cheese puffs or hot cheeto fries) and eat it with a bowl of milk. When they get real soggy they taste really good and feel good in your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:33:40 2013 No.4899446 File: 76 KB, 704x960, 575161_10153010728475391_53475762_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:41:41 2013 No.4899466 File: 112 KB, 651x541, 1367160983979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Greetings from /v/. I bring you topical posts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:42:41 2013 No.4899467 >>4899446 I remember being poor. It was just earlier today.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:53:41 2013 No.4899497 I've looked through this entire thread and this seems worse than everything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU I'm ninety percent sure this "meatloaf" is literally nothing but ground beef.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 17:54:41 2013 No.4899498 >>4899466 >pancake I thought it was a burrito from the picture...

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 18:02:41 2013 No.4899513 >>4898573 Nah p sure that's a pig skull

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 18:17:15 2013 No.4899530 >>4895827 this always cracks me up I don't think that's what they mean by ramen omelet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 18:31:16 2013 No.4899557 >>4899345 how... what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 19:10:32 2013 No.4899618 >>4892787 >it's got vegetables in it, therefore it's healthy

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 19:18:35 2013 No.4899643 >>4896500 10/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 19:27:35 2013 No.4899661 >>4899350 That probably tastes better than it looks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 19:30:35 2013 No.4899666 >>4896500 why the fuck is this making me laugh so hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 19:45:36 2013 No.4899717 File: 369 KB, 1280x960, sceak_salmon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4896396 I know thats you Sceak. Them plates.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 20:19:09 2013 No.4899802 >>4896314 >>4896314 bud light with dinner >must be white trash

>>	Social Haze Sat Oct 26 20:30:08 2013 No.4899830 File: 1.11 MB, 2592x1952, IMAG0177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alcohol is rotten grain juice. Love me Kevin. Pumpkin pie. Mind you. Suck on my pepperoni nips.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 20:33:09 2013 No.4899836 >>4899717 Sceaks plates dont have a black boarder... those other ones do.

Anonymous Sat Oct 26 20:38:08 2013 No.4899844

>>4899497
Sandra Lee is terrible. I have no idea how she got her own show. Whenever she makes dessert she puts Cool Whip on it, as though it isn't easy as fuck to make whipped cream. There's even better whipped cream from a can out there. Cool Whip is just fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 20:50:12 2013 No.4899866 >>4899830 Once in first grade I threw up Cheerios in my hand. It looked like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 20:58:42 2013 No.4899886 File: 501 KB, 1000x664, 1221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4898573 >>4899513 It is a pigs skull

Anonymous Sat Oct 26 21:23:45 2013 No.4899928
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I have one for you. My roommate is a goop master with a great mind for nutrition and flavor. He is also colorblind. And he gives zero fucks what it looks like. This was one of the best ones, and one of the ugliest. Can't remember the ingredients perfectly, but I think noodles and cream of chicken and mixed veggies and black beans and some other stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 21:41:44 2013 No.4899959 >>4899928 Lol that looks hideous...interesting, but I fear his genius will go unappreciated by the color-sighted world. :-)

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 21:47:44 2013 No.4899977 >>4892932 /tg/ is truly the best board

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:07:01 2013 No.4900019 >>4899928 Three eggs. That's what I forgot. Scrambled in.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:08:01 2013 No.4900023 File: 89 KB, 450x600, cwc rate me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899928 That literally looks like sewage I've never seen anything so grey

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:28:01 2013 No.4900060 File: 154 KB, 480x640, 137451911258411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4900023

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:52:02 2013 No.4900099 >>4900023 Those beans did it. Our drunk asses ate like kings that night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:54:02 2013 No.4900102 File: 1.21 MB, 1033x884, ibpr7yMiMsL68N.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4899466 >sliced franks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 22:54:02 2013 No.4900104 File: 790 KB, 2048x1536, 1312901572875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 23:01:02 2013 No.4900124 File: 122 KB, 538x768, 1367796191603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 26 23:45:01 2013 No.4900252 >>4895506 Is it chocolate flavoured or just brown?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 00:32:01 2013 No.4900383 >>4892840 Nah bro Pickled onion

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 01:19:58 2013 No.4900483 File: 41 KB, 604x453, joemeal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my friend made this when he came home drunk one night yes, his name is joe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 01:55:18 2013 No.4900544 File: 51 KB, 475x600, MUKKN4y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895380 OH MY FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:05:17 2013 No.4900571 >>4892752 sneezedontheplate.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:06:17 2013 No.4900573 >>4900571 meant for >>4892757 The badness of these so-called meals is blinding me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:08:18 2013 No.4900576 >>4896396 I bet that would look a lot better on a lighter plate.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:10:17 2013 No.4900579 >>4892923 I swear to God that's a penis on the right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:11:17 2013 No.4900580 >>4899345 Damn, I never thought of that, bet Whisky and beefy taste might be good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:11:17 2013 No.4900581 >>4900124 this cant be real

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:13:18 2013 No.4900586 >>4899717 those are just some plates they sell at walmart, I know because I have them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:13:19 2013 No.4900584 >>4899438 sugar is sugar. didn't gag. 2/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:14:18 2013 No.4900587 >>4898524 No, this is 'Murrca

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:14:18 2013 No.4900588 File: 1.05 MB, 2322x4128, 20131026_201320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i coudlnt even meak egg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:17:18 2013 No.4900591 >>4899438 Had cake like that when I was a kid. It wasn't bad. Bad FOR you but not bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:22:21 2013 No.4900603 >>4895315 Neither do us Britfags any more, the company that produced them stopped making them after that bastard went on his crusade against them. I couldn't care less what they were made from, they tasted AMAZING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:27:50 2013 No.4900612 File: 637 KB, 539x439, piccata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friend of mine posted this. Made me gag a tich. Looks so slimy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 02:28:50 2013 No.4900613 File: 69 KB, 207x207, 1375842049289.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4892938 I swear to god I see a human face in this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:01:52 2013 No.4900657 File: 102 KB, 806x806, ohgodwhy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This showed up in my feed a while ago.

Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:04:08 2013 No.4900663

>>4900104

looks like a poverty pizza.

dude is trying to use a bare minimum amount of cheese and toppings.

i've been there. white flour is cheap, i can make tons of pizza dough for pennies. but trying to make all that dough palatable when you're dirt poor is a challenge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:07:09 2013 No.4900669 File: 274 KB, 496x496, amy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4900657 Madness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:08:08 2013 No.4900672 File: 119 KB, 320x600, 1375709609581.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4900657 >baked beans >on tomato sauce >ketchup on top

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:09:08 2013 No.4900674 >>4900657 grease, mush, and ketchup, all on a big cracker yum yum yum in my tummy tum tum

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:13:09 2013 No.4900680 >>4895380 I wonder how many people in this thread got the joke

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:14:08 2013 No.4900681 File: 86 KB, 800x533, britain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4900657 Bongs, you amuse me in your hypocrisy. I'm not sure, but I'm pretty certain this is from the UK.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:15:08 2013 No.4900683 >>4900124 Oh lord, I can only imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:19:08 2013 No.4900686 File: 77 KB, 500x536, dewcups.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4895380 >Doritos >Mountain Dew Its /ck/ the cereal.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:21:08 2013 No.4900688 >>4900686 I'd like to try a just mountain dew one

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:44:08 2013 No.4900710 >>4900681 http://www.eagleboys.com.au/

Anonymous Sun Oct 27 03:52:09 2013 No.4900721

>>4900669
>>4900672
>>4900674
At least you Americans can argue about the different styles of quality pizza.

On the other end of the spectrum though, you can find amazing but simple wood fired pizzas in every worthwhile town.

>>4900681
Close. One of the colonies.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 04:44:15 2013 No.4900776 >>4895152 >>4895198 do you even Wigan Kebab?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 09:03:36 2013 No.4901024 >>4896314 >Dat plate

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 09:16:36 2013 No.4901043 >>4900686 I can already feel my heart pumping so fast it pumps gas instead of blood.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 09:29:36 2013 No.4901061 >>4900587 it really isn't. this is why they are on TV. a special breed of disgusting that the world has never seen before

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 09:34:36 2013 No.4901065 >>4900124 This costs something like 5euros. Its for travel like an MRE and probably doesnt taste half as bad as it looks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 10:12:36 2013 No.4901113 >>4899418 that looks pretty nice actually. Lasagna made to feed people, not for showmanship

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 11:33:00 2013 No.4901247 File: 40 KB, 1024x768, 2522519-watchman_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4894689 totally this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 14:17:48 2013 No.4901518 >>4901113 don't make it seem like you couldn't have both though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 15:22:07 2013 No.4901636 >>4900612 literally looks like it has rabbit shit all over it LOL

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 15:34:26 2013 No.4901658 >>4899419 I've had those before. They aren't bad. I enjoyed them, actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 15:48:45 2013 No.4901693 >>4892740 i think you mean coronary disasters

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 15:51:45 2013 No.4901699 >>4892966 comment of the century

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 15:52:45 2013 No.4901705 >>4895380 what xbox wants its customers to become

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 16:29:48 2013 No.4901795 >>4895492 That film made me crave Spray Cheese.

Anonymous Sun Oct 27 16:44:50 2013 No.4901845

> be hungry
> try to make pancakes
> make pancake that covers entire pan
> try to turn it prematurely
> rip the half-fried pancake to shreds
> well, shit
> toss it around like scrambled eggs
> suddenly decide to pour some maple syrup over it
> maple syrup gets really hot in the pan and starts caramelising
> oh fuckholy shit
> pour some milk in
> milk gets soaked up by pancake fuckup
> put a shitload of sugar/cinnamon mix on it
> add some maple syrup
> heat the everloving shit in the pan
> throw it on a plate
> notice that the plate will be a bitch to clean
> throw it on same baking paper
> let it cool

it tasted really awkward.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 16:51:50 2013 No.4901863 File: 85 KB, 960x722, 942580_371440042957564_1009574753_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone fancying Sketti' Bolognese?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 16:59:52 2013 No.4901881 >>4901845 should've taken pictures

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 17:49:54 2013 No.4902025 >>4900252 c-can you read?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 18:35:44 2013 No.4902131 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk#t=151

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 19:57:52 2013 No.4902328 >>4898923 I didn't know hashbrowns could be so white on the outside

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 20:05:54 2013 No.4902342 >>4901845 Wow op that totally mind fucked me shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 20:51:29 2013 No.4902470 >>4900591 She could've made it prettier though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 22:39:23 2013 No.4902717 >>4892750 >kraft american cheese slices >hotdogs Why are poor people so fond of this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 27 22:55:39 2013 No.4902750 >>4902717 Kraft singles aren't even all that cheap for what they are. Hell the deli's American cheese is about 50x better and you probably get more for your money since half the weight isn't plastic wrapper

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 28 01:22:35 2013 No.4903061 >>4892805 I dont get it. I would eat the shit out of that

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 28 18:37:01 2013 No.4904376 >>4892835 white peaches slices.

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