/ck/ - Food & Cooking

"2nds plz"

>>4895375
Clean your plate.

>>4895379
lol cute

Give em a handie.

>>4895375
Simply tell them that it was amazing.

>>4895375
"Good shit."

>>4895402
hell no. the words amazing and epic are completely ruined now.

>>4895375
Tell them it was scrum-diddly-umptious.

Give them...a tip.

Compliment them with filacio.

"Damn nigga, dis shit good"

"Dis sum good shit, son"

"Goddamn nigga, das sum good shit right there"

i think you need to expand your vocabulary. read more, internet less.

>>4895412
Brace yourselves...

>>4895415
>filacio

>>4895375
>it feels like i always say "it is very good" or "it is delicious". so much that it doesnt feel like it is genuine even if i really mean it.
But what is genuine? The gesture to do something for you, and the desire to have made a dish well. What is genuine to you? Your enjoyment, your length of time since you last craved that meal, or enjoyed one that much, or had just been reading about it, etc. Speak from the heart, dude. It's not hard. I just gave you 4 topics to pull from.
That was really nice of you to 1) have had something ready for me 2) made a meal from scratch for me 3) know how to make that so well 4) made something I had just been reading about.
Mmm, it's been a while since Ive had french onion soup. I remember the first time I had it. I remember the first time I tried to cook it. I remember this fantastic restaurant that isn't around anymore. I remember always wanting to have those cute little ovensafe bowls. I always wanted to know exactly what cheese that was on top. I love hot soup. I love hot cheese. I love slow cooked food. I like fast cooked food. I like hot soup after a cold day.
None of actual compliments. Pick one. Even average mediocre run of the mill food is delicious if you are starving and grateful. If you don't feel sincere in that at least, you're probably just a prick.

>>4895621
wat

clap

>>4895375
When I was a young man I had a hard time faking emotions. As I grew older and I had fewer friends, I realized that the important thing was to be consistent and seem to react to situations the way you'd expect a caring individual to react. With practice it becomes routine. I wish I had learned that it was ok to manipulate people at a younger age, my life would have turned out different.

>>4896159

geez, just say you like the food and move on. No need to become neo-hitler

>>4895621
>Mmm, it's been a while since Ive had french onion soup. I remember the first time I had it. I remember the first time I tried to cook it. I remember this fantastic restaurant that isn't around anymore. I remember always wanting to have those cute little ovensafe bowls. I always wanted to know exactly what cheese that was on top. I love hot soup. I love hot cheese. I love slow cooked food. I like fast cooked food. I like hot soup after a cold day.
>your date's face when

oishi desu

only on 4chan can people be this fucking stupid

fap to it

"Good shit"
"Fab"
"Tastes great"
"Fan- Fucking-tastic"

Its the casualness that makes it genuine.

>>4896215
>sitting at dinner table with your significant other
>both eat in silence
>for weeks there has been this unbearable tension of passive aggressiveness
>both know that this relationship isn't going anywhere anymore
>the illusion of love has long faded
>you heard her cry on the phone, talking to her parents, the other night but you pretended to be asleep
>trying to revive the tender emotions you once shared with each other by telling her how good a cook she is
>"Fan-Fucking-tastic"

>>4896221

The solution is to pressure her into a cycle of recreational chemical abuse. You can suppress your feelings of loathing for one another essentially indefinitely. The relationship then ends as soon as one of you decides to sober up.

Crikey dick that was some killer croc meat mate

>>4896223
>>4896221
Anons, please

it's not even 10am i can't handle this

>>4896221
I laughed, then cried.

>>4896221
right in the feels

Damn, nigga. You a baller ass chef fo sho.

I've never actually met a black guy who didn't talk white, does it show?

>>4895375
1. Step away from the table after youve finished.
2. Make sure you have at least 5 feet of clearance sround you.
3. Do a backflip.

>>4896221

>>4896499
I wouldn't imagine it better.

But actually I thought about something like crying after you've just finished it. When I eat something REALLY delicious, I can't help myself to almost cry on how much wonderful and unique that moment is.

>>4896774
Jesus Christ, it's just food you fat fag

>>4895407
of course the word epic won't work, retard
their meal wasn't a fucking adventure

I sometimes say something casual like "oh this is very tasty" when I'm eating it and then I bring it up later. Like a few hours later I might smile and be like "I'm still full, man that food you made was so gooood".

>>4897591
>their meal wasn't a fucking adventure
If it was good it was.

>>4895375
just start jerking off at the table. in most countries, its considered a compliment.

"holy fuck nigga dis shit tight"

The only time someone else cooks for me is if I'm visiting an ethnic friend's family. For example, I've been invited to an Ethiopian, Korean, German and Bulgarian dinner. At each of those occassions I told the cook(s) that it was the most fantastic experience and I truly enjoyed their culture and food. They seemed very content with that. If you're just visiting someone who is perhaps your same race/culinary type, you could easily bend my compliment to fit the topic. Did they cook Italian food? Insert Italian in their. Best Italian ever! Stuff like that.

rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub

A better question: do you call food out for being bad if it's from a friend?

>>4897988

Not unless criticism is specifically requested, and even then it should be delivered in a very constructive, positive manner. If it's awful and criticism isn't asked for, then simply remember to always politely decline eating that person's food ever again.

Just say something like ''Wow, this stuff is great!'', or compliment to them ''Your cooking is always delicious''

>>4895375
When my bf cooks i don't just tell him it's good, i explain why i think it's good. I'll say things like "lovely presentation" or compliment the texture of a food or describe why i like the flavors. That way he knows what he did well and he knows why i enjoy the dish

>>4898013
He'd probably get the message better in blowjob form.

I always say "This food is glorious". Then make them laugh.

"I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to be able to lick the plate after you have served that angelic food."

Comment about what part of it you liked?

The word is thrown around too much but ihere it actually fits.


This thread is autistic as fuck.

Clean your plate or ask for more. Since in this situation it is quite delicious, you probably wont mind having more of dat good shit. If they insist you express it vocally, just say its good.

Most things is usually best expressed through actions.

Snort the last crumbs from your plate through your nose then yell "TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT YEAAAHH!"

"can I take some of that home with me?"

Don't be so aloof and academic about it. Food is primal, taste is sensory, flavor is instinctual. Let out an enthusiastic and guttural "yum"

>>4898556
I can just imagine your fat ass sitting at McDonalds slurping down burgers and moaning to show your appreciation.