/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4863250
Not bad, but completely unremarkable.

>>4863250
>garnished with a strawberry

wut

>>4863255
What's wrong with the strawberry garnish?

>>4863250

this makes me feel sad and lonely.

It looks like it needs ketchup or Tabasco or something. Too dry.

Ive never eaten a fried egg like that, I eat scrambled.

Am I missing out?

>>4863250
Nice burned bacon you fucking queer.

Everything looks cooked properly, but yeah... the picture is definitely depressing for some reason.

>Burning your bacon

to what purpose

>>4863250
Why is this the saddest breakfast? I had to turn on some lights, goddamn.

>>4863306
No.

>>4863250
why do people cook the ever-loving-fuck out of bacon?

Why a strawberry?

>>4863425
Brings out the flavor of the bacon.

>>4863428
I'm not sure a strawberry is going to help much on this occasion.

>>4863337
>Everything looks cooked properly

lol, yeah ok. Expect for the bacon looking like it's been dehydrated.

No offense, but this is an ugly breakfast. The toast is not cooked completely. The functionality of a sunny-side-up egg is weak at best here. The strawberry is completely senseless working within your plating framework. I can clearly see how the strawberry has rolled side to side on the plate, leaving behind an unappetizing red stain. Now, let's consider your bacon. It's absolutely burnt to a crisp. Did you know that burnt bacon causes heartburn? Well, it does.
Sincerely though, I hope you enjoyed this breakfast, simply because you made it. Take pride in the fact that you are not a complete failure.

this is pretty awful

not a fan of breakfast sandwiches myself. it's because i was raised with mexican food. it's all about breakfast burritos, mang.

>>4863436
>criticizing bacon and eggs on toast's aesthetics
>being this much of a fucking autistic retard

>>4863250
I don't like the look of that bacon. Everything else sounds fine.

>>4863250

You need at least one sunny side up/over easy egg per piece of toast.

The bacon looks fine.

Fruit is fine, but a single strawberry on the edge of the plate just draws attention to itself and screams, "retarded".

>>4863270
I wouldn't call that a garnish.

You kind of just put a strawberry on the plat in an awkward as fuck position.

Your plate makes me feel sad.

>>4863250
With or without butter? Otherwise, 9/10. 10 with butter.

>not a poached egg
>not back bacon
full plebian

That's the way I like my bacon. No soft fat.

>>4863250
>garnished with a strawberry
>garnished
>put a single strawberry on the plate
>garnished
mfw

>>4863554
this

scramble the egg and use black forest bacon and you're golden

>>4865697
>>4863586
i agree. garnishing would be slicing the strawberry and putting it in an area with good Feng shui. pic related.

>>4865762
opps forgot the pic.

>>4865707
agreed, scrambled eggs are godly.

>>4865768
holy fuk i hate this computer.