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Can we talk about Kitchen Products from infomercials?

The Squeezy Freezy looks nice.

>> No.4845809

Don't buy a magic bullet. It's like a blender only it's a piece of shit.

>> No.4845810

/ck/ I really want your thoughts on this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfZMZo1Rclo

>> No.4845899

>>4845809
Honestly, even the food in the infomercial looks bad.

>> No.4845915

>>4845810
Garbage.

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>>4845810
>if you can make toast
well, /ck/ is certainly fucked

>> No.4845916

>>4845810
what the fuck this can't be a real product. im moving to jupiter

>> No.4845922

>>4845809
I actually really like my magic bullet. Iv'e had it a few years and still works good. It's not really a good for a blender it's better for single serve drinks and such.

>> No.4845923
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I love these commercials so much

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>> No.4845929

>>4845927
This actually happened to me for the first time with tupperware the other day. They were all organized too.

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>>4845927
>women in the kitchen

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>>4845938

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>>4845940

>> No.4845942

Girlfriend has Nuwave oven. Works great for cooking frozen food quickly. I'd rather use the stove or regular oven for any meat that I remembered to take out the freezer though.

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>>4845945

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>>4845946

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>>4845948

>> No.4845953

>>4845942
Also have "Miracle Blade III"

They're shit knives, but they do cut i you need something really cheap in the meantime while you're shopping for a good set of Forschner or Henkel knives.

They're all serrated, so you can saw through anything, but I like to be able to pull a knive back and cut a steak off a ribeye with one stroke, or be damned close to it. Everytime I'm using them and I'm not satisfied, I say, "Chef Tony lied to me"

>> No.4845954

>>4845948
I mean at the very least, the other gifs might happen. Jesus fucking christ I don't think there's anyone alive who wouldn't use gloves.

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>>4845950

>> No.4845957

>>4845954
I don't, but I'm not a retard who angles my hand towards the sink and pours straight over it.

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>>4845955

>> No.4845961

>>4845954
I have never used gloves (do you mean oven mits?)

>> No.4845958

>>4845945
>>4845946
>>4845948
>>4845950
>>4845955
It's like a retard convention on TV

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did someone say oven mitts

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>>4845802

>> No.4845975

>>4845961
yes lol

>> No.4845976

>>4845809
NuWave twister is same. I tried to chop chicken once and ended up with some large chunks and some chicken powder.

>> No.4845977

>>4845958
Sadly this is the reality to many people on this planet.

>> No.4845980

>>4845971
I actually laughed out loud at this one.

>> No.4845999

>>4845810
i like it

>> No.4846005

>>4845967
I kinda want this. My cast iron skillet is too hot to hold.

>> No.4846010

>>4845938

What went wrong here? Did the drink spill? I can't tell.

>> No.4846034

>>4846005
Even for an oven mitt? I use leather welding gloves when I'm touching fire. They work very well.

>> No.4846038

>>4845967
Oh this is going...oh fuck my oven mitt is on fire, I should slam it on the burner to put it out.

>> No.4846039

>>4845971
"Fuck the drink, attack the chips!"

>> No.4846050

>>4845810
Directions unclear...

>> No.4846055

>>4845810
They look like powdered eggs on a stick. Avoid.

>> No.4846859

I have a SLAP CHOP

it's okay i guess

but usually it's too small/weak to SLAP CHOP most of my vegetables

you have to cut them up with a knife before they fit in the SLAP CHOP

so you're left wondering why you should bother switching to the SLAP CHOP once you've already got the knife out, dirty, and halfway through prepping a vegetable

>> No.4846877

>>4845810

toplel, it looks like it's pushing out a little turd

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>>4845923

They are an artform.

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de rigueur

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Thank you /ck/ this is my first time on the board and this beautiful menagerie of retarded infomercial gifs warmed my heart. I mean, im having a motherfucking heart attack I cant feel my right arm fuck. I'm hungry

>> No.4848687

I wonder how the black and white overdramatized failure with a red cross blinking over it got so popular as a means of telling someone "this ain't good".

I like infomercials. They're like tiny slice-of-life B-movies with even worse production values. Particularly if they're about a kitchen product trying to revolutionize something that doesn't, in any way, need revolutionizing.

RIP Billy.

>> No.4848703

>>4845810
Perfect for the office??
wtf can you imagine someone sitting at their desk making egg tubes?

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>>4845810
I didn't know you could cook eggs in a Tenga Flip Hole.

>> No.4848715

>>4845940
holy fuck someone please put a thanks obama at the end of this.

>> No.4848736

>>4845809
Isn't it a pretty good coffee grinder?

>> No.4848782

>>4848715
No, you Redditor piece of shit.

>> No.4848797

>>4848736
No. Blades are not for grinding coffee. Only use conical burr grinders.

>> No.4848798

>>4845942

I like the nuwave, it's good for portability and much better than a microwave.

>> No.4848800

>>4845917

Gordon Ramsey is fucked.

>> No.4848803

>>4848703

sad thing is, i could see people using that thing in a break room.

>> No.4848811

>>4848782
> implying
stay mad you snooty fairy.

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>>4848800
yup

>> No.4848832

>>4848800

doesn't he have, like, 13 michelin stars?

>> No.4849062

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSmMBGGDsaw

Hey look, a revolutionary idea. It's a piece of tupperware with a lid, but the lid is attached to the box!

Worth watching for the song at the end.

>> No.4849083

>>4849062

>GREEN!

What? How is it green? It's non-biodegradable plastic.

>> No.4849086

>>4848709
lel wat if u mess up and put cox in rollie

dat b laff

>> No.4849109

Not cooking related, but...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwmWJQtX_9c

"I see patients come in with back pain, hip pain, sciatic pain, caused from using a large wallet."

-Dr. Adam Rosoff

>> No.4849134

>>4849062
Tupperware with lid is a fucking patented idea?

>> No.4849140

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsrodwSpzYg

This is my favorite one.
>dat crunch

>> No.4849194

>>4845802
I ACTUALLY OWN THIS PRODUCT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kEgG20b2P8

>> No.4849212

>>4849194
Well, don't leave us hanging! How is it?

>> No.4849225

>>4849194
That almost looks usable when compared to most of the other stuff you see around.
At least when you need moderate amounts of uniform bits.

Same thing when it comes to devices like the Slap Chop, though. If the quantity is small enough, and the produce large enough, you're going to have to do some preliminary cuts with a knife anyway, and then it'd probably be less hassle to just use the knife.

>> No.4849237

>>4846010
Because she's pouring a drink using her hands. What are you, poor? Stop pouring drinks by hand and buy our shit. The auto-pour is a revolution in not being a jackknifing poor persons. And it's just $9.99 (plus shipping and tax) what the fuck are you waiting for?

Also, any one watch Jabbody dubs? Shit's great.

>>4845971

>> No.4849239

>>4845954
Or just pour it not on your hands lol

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>>4849237
Forgot this

>> No.4849247

>>4849062
Why does that guys voice sound so fucking weird?

>> No.4849260

>>4849194
How fast will the blades get dull and just squash the tomatoes?

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>>4849140
>crunchy bacon

>> No.4849396

>>4849366
Crispy thick bacon is best bacon.
Crunchy thin bacon is just dried out garbage.

Also, who goes and patents upside down muffin tins?

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>no mention of the Showtime rotisserie
I've got the compact model, and my mother's got the full-size model. That thing does everything they show in the commercial and more. It's quick, easy and the food tastes great.

>> No.4849514

>>4845946
i can understand the foot one but all the rest are beyond me