/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4847150
Delicious stuffed peppers and some dumb bitch.

A whore with wine and a stuffed yellow pepper?

A girl that got gussied up and even brought out the wine to make up for her disgusting dinner.

>>4847150

>What the fuck is this then?

One of the worst presentations I've seen on a plate.

At first I thought the shit around the edge was white asparagus, but it looks like something even more boring.

>wine glasses too full
>no place settings

She's smiling but you can see her real feelings in her eyes.

>>4847150

Looks like capsicums and string cheese, along with what could be wine.

that is fucking string cheese and grape juice

>>4847283

>string cheese

And then you realize the pepper is also stuffed with melted string cheese and they decided to use the extra as a garnish.

>>4847276
>>wine glasses too full
Holy shit. My father always does this when he pours wine in the glass, it cracks me up every time.

>>4847289

They look raw.

>>4847308
>>4847276

You'll also notice that they are white wine glass.

I think the wine glasses are filled fine, it's just that they are too squat. Bad design, in my opinion. I like glasses with the goblet a little taller than that. Then the same amount of wine would look proper.

>>4847150
honey im just having a few beers with the guys ill be home soon i promise. oh you cooked dinner? ok gimme a lil bit ill be home in a few hours.

dat grill is pretty

Some poorfag trying to look fancy?

>>4847371

Dude, those are $150/ea.+ chairs.

>no forks, no nothing

do they eat with the hands?

It's probably a yellow bell pepper stuffed with mayonnaise with celery sticks around it.

>typical white people food.jpg

>>4847377
That's what furniture costs when you buy it new. This isn't /diy/

>>4847283
>>4847288
>>4847289
>string cheese
I believe those are celery sticks. Which doesn´t really make it much better.

>>4847276
>>wine glasses too full
Are you nuts? That and the 36Ds are the only thing this night has going for it...fill it to the brim, or just pass me the fuckin' bottle!

>>4848025
>I believe those are celery sticks. Which doesn´t really make it much better.
Agree. While there's no obvious seam at the top of the pepper, I assume they have to be filled with something like hummus which the celery can be dipped into. I'm not saying that makes a lot of sense, but my brain is grasping to rationalize this scene.

>>4847150
A girl I would plow into oblivion.

i would hit that so hard her vagina would have ptsd

>>4848235
>>4848240
>>4848247

Thank you Australia. Once again you have let me know that it is time to go to bed.

>Capsicum
>Pepper

america explain this

>nice looking place
>hot date
>shitty awful wooden table
>no tablecloth
>no placemat
>no decoratively folded napkin
>horrifying meal that looks like it's more appropriate for a pet rabbit
Why don't you just eat on the floor like in North Africa?

>>4848265
Both sweet and hot varieties of the plant are both capsicum. So we call them peppers and hot peppers or chili peppers to differentiate.

>>4848269
I see, so it's more a dialect thing

thanks

>>4848265
I'd rather you explain why most grocery stores in Europe and the U.K. have an entire bin of unlabeled peppers just tossed in together.

Seriously, how do you people live with that?

>>4848278
I live in Australia, I can't explain crazy euros

>>4847150
It's a modern take on Picasso's blue period etching "The Frugal Meal" (1904), an allegory of survival addressing the vicissitudes faced by the struggling artist. The 21st century reimagining retains the paucity of sustenance and élan vital despite its incongruously pecunious setting and its subject's affected, vacant smile.

>>4848299
why is OP's chicka so fat then?

>>4847377
>those are $150/ea
Seems kinda cheap for a whore?

>>4848278
That drive me fucking crazy when I lived in England. I guess if you don't have a functioning tongue it's fine to mix poblanos, paprikas, and serranos at random.

A terrible thread.