/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4844558
8/10 MILF, those are some nice fucking teeth

>>4844561
Bro, I wish my teeth were that straight. My smirk usually gets a blush/smile out of good looking girls. Then it's always, "Why don't you smile all the way? You're cute." Then I smile and take my weird teeth somewhere else.
>spaghetti

i hate cocktails where they leave a bottle/can in it. so crude.

>>4844579
the point is that the beer is slowly incorporated as you drink the rest. how else are you going to do it? are you going to create a reservoir to take up more space in the bar while serving the exact same purpose? because this aint the 21 club, this is sizzler homie

>>4844577
it's not your teeth that are the problem, mang

>>4844561
Is that a milf? That girl looks like she's in her twenties.

god DAMN look at them titties

>>4844577

Doesn't matter if you're not trying to reproduce.

>>4844561
>MILF
really dude

>>4844558
>veiled attempt at showing off your attractive female

BRETTY GOOD MARGARIDA, OP

>>4844595

I don't get it though. Why wouldn't you just have the beer separately? Does beer even taste good in a margarita? They're two totally different things...

>>4844665
Yeah you should totally order a beer and a margarita and then take a sip of the beer and then take a sip of the margarita and swish it into your mouth. Bitches be loving that shit.

>dipping unwashed beer bottles into cocktails
>American health standards

>>4844677
It's alcohol bro, that shit sanitizes on its own.

>>4844676
Or you could just a have a beer and then a margarita like a normal human being.

>>4844694
Or you could stfu and realize it's a novelty drink. A complete mixed drink that's not just a margarita or beer anymore but mixing the two in a shaker would be retarded because the beer is carbonated and it would overpower what should be a transitioning flavor.

>Getting girl drink drunk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GW22sAElpE

>>4844677

nigga we got obamacare now, no risk is too great.

>>4844558
What margarita.

>>4844702
Or you could throw some more trash in the liquor and make a party out of it. Old cans, toilet paper rolls, pieces of bright colored plastic. Go to town with your garbage drink.

>>4844558
>zoom in
>look over her shoulder

Rape is imminent.

>>4844733
>implying you know anything about partying and having a good time

I've never had one of those but I wouldn't be so opposed to them that I would cry about on 4chan. No one cares what you think brah, bitches like them and that's all that matters. Maybe one day when you stop being so autistic you'll learn to live a little.

>>4844740

Ghandi?

>>4844558
hate those margaritas mainly because they look like shit. never tried one tho so i may be wrong. dos equis isnt terrible tho. good for a mix if you even mix beer with anything, which i dont

>>4844745
I didn't raise the point. I can just see how a person would find it odd that someone is drinking from a glass with a beer bottle in it for very little, if any, reason. But since apparently you're the party master and TGI Fridays tier mixed drinks are zany and fun, I'll defer to your wisdom.

>>4844704
you do realize it still costs you money

>>4844607
those are some low hanging titties for a 20-something

>>4844813
For very little, if any reason, other than drinking that beer in a manner that it is able to mix in with a margarita gradually, changing the flavor as you progress. Listen brah, I'm going to smack you with some knowledge, bitches be loving that shit.

>>4844640
thanks for the good vibes anon

>>4844558
Somebody made this exact thread when I first started coming here in 09 or so. The whole thing was a shitstorm about her tits, hardly anyone talked about the drink.

>>4845099
Yup I remember that. But /ck/ is usually so lame that I felt I should comment on it anyway.

>>4844982

Nigga, those titties are not hanging low. I would say she is 28 at the oldest.

>>4845550
>implying a ton of 28 year old fems don't have kiddos that are 8 or 10 years old

She's a milf. You are just getting old. We all are

>tfw watching milf porn
>tfw they all started looking like girls in my bang range
>tfw oh fuck, I'm getting old

>>4844577

You know what pisses me off? This milf told me I am an extremely good looking guy and I can get any woman that I wanted.

That shit is bullshit because I never had a gf in my 26 years on this earth. If looks doesn't matter wtf is going on.

>>4845579

Shit, next thing I know 50-somethings will be in my age range. I need to make some offspring.

It seems like it would taste interesting enough to warrant, but it seems stupid, either holding the bottle back with one hand or slamming it against your forehead every time you want a sip.

>>4845593
I know the feel. Fapping to some old faptime favorites, I feel like a pedophile. Fapping to standard MILF porn, they look like the girls I meet in bars and clubs.

>tfw the girl I met in my age range looks like a milf

What have I done with my life.

>>4845590
I think you just need to start hooking up with milfs dude. I'm 28 and would love to bang a milf.

>>4844577

My teeth are straight and white but I inherited fucking vampire canines from my mom's family. Moral of the story, everything sucks in its own way. Unless of course you throw enough money at it.

>>4844558
What margarita?

>>4845628

A milf is the one that said that to me, too. I would love to hook up with milfs but I have little experience with women so I don't even know where the here to start.

Closest I got was this japanese milf that told me she wanted me in her bedroom but I freaked out and we just ended up cuddling for half the night. Feels beta, man.

>>4844561
>milf

12 year-old detected

>>4845615

truth.

thing is men don't age as badly as women. I barely have a wrinkle and while my skin doesn't have the sheen it had when I was a teenager (unless I've been working out), nothing sags, my hair looks great, and I'm toned and lean because I take care of myself.

but if I go to a bar, the floozies I meet have lines all over their damm faces in their early 30s, they have cigarette voices, and their tits look like they've been ravaged by war.

but then I know married chicks my age who are hot and look as good as I do for my age.

probably the attractive and mentally stable ones get snatched up by 30, and so all we're left with is literally the refuse.

>>4845719
>their tits look like they've been ravaged by war.

Fuck I've actually been to a warzone in my early 20s thanks to the marine corps and I still get ID'd because I still look fairly young. When I tell girls to guess my age they usually say somewhere around 22-24.

But hey, the ages of 26-35 is the prime age for males where they can get any woman they want. I'm not complaining. Aside from paying for everything myself, I am rather loving the single life.

>>4845593
dont rush, its not worth it...

>>4844677
How do you know it is unwashed? It could have been run under water before serving.

>>4845579
MILFs don't just mean any woman with a kid. It means a woman with kids -your- age you want to fuck. Assuming you are 18, the minimum age for this site, a MILF can be no younger than 36.

Face of a MILF?

nah....nah, bro.

What messes me up is learning that many of the so-called "MILF" actresses are actually younger than they look, not the other way around.

Daphne Rosen was in her mid-20s when she was active, and I'd bet she fucked a few guys who played her "son" who were in fact older than she was.

>>4845678
Go in there like you are GI Joe on a mission, and your mission is to pound that pussy until it stinks of rotten meat. Worst she can say is no. Just keep pushing. Just do what you WANT as opposed to what you THINK you should do. Nail that ass. If she doesn't give it up after 10 minutes, she's a lesbian; leave, go home, cook a delicious meal and try with another bitch, another day.

>>4845855
I keep finding myself fapping to her every now and then, despite her annoying way of moaning and her fucked up belly.

>>4845855
she looks great in clothes, has a sexy voice and accent, and she's cute.

And she kinda resembles several hollywood actresses.

>>4845719
>26-35 is prime age for males

I hope your right anon. 26 here but when asked how old I look I hear alot of 20s and 21s. Not really complaining but I hope it work in my favor so that when I am 35 I'll look like a 26 year old.

>>4844558
>chips with margarita

Why would you ever do this?

>>4844561
>milf
She looks like she's still in college

>>4844558

So, question related to the actual drink, how the fuck does it work? Like I know the beer can't just pour out into the margarita because there's no way for the air to get into the bottle except through the bottom so a vacuum is created. Does that mean when you drink the margarita below the level of the beer top it all just spills out in one big splash? Why would you even want to mix a beer with a sweet mixed drink like a margarita? The beer is lower alcohol than the margarita I hope, so it really just robs you of margarita in the glass.

So many questions

>>4844558
i hope you get laid anon. rootn for ya.

>mfw just got back from Mexican joint
>mfw had bomb-ass margarita
>mfw I come on /ck/ and see this thread
>mfw I just chose a random reaction image without looking

>>4847107
>be me
>31 year old male
>still get asked for ID
>live in Australia
>legal age is 18

>>4847613
I went in to the bottle-o on my 18th and didnt get id checked, i looked 12

>>4844558
"Waiter, there's a bottle in my drink."

>>4847568

as you drink the margarita, more room is made for the beer, it slowly empties into the drink at the same rate you drink. so you're getting a beergarita the whole way.

>>4845856
I'm gonna do that in the States. Duly noted.

>>4845678
Would be better with stories man.

Personally MILFs really like me, even the parents of my closest friends like me so damn much more than my friends for some reason.

>>4847107
>>4845735
25 here and I'm always being checked for IDs in clubs and in fucking Vegas.

Feels not good being east asian with a beard.

>>4848728
33. same.

>>4844558

stonking great tits. that beer is garbage though.