/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4833275
eat wallet
boil to soften. Good fiber. fill belly no more hunger

You know what to call a grown person who can't feed himself for two days? A retard. Are you a retard, OP?
I know a retard who prepares his own breakfast, lunch and dinner. Of course, it's just microwavecookingforone.png type stuff, but this retard seems above your caliber of motivation for self-sustenance. Figure it out yourself, you goddamned tard's tard.

You've got ingredients to make pancakes

>>4833275

I have $5 across three sources, lentils, pasta, and dry soybeans.

What can 12 yuros buy?

>>4833288
Why the fuck do you think I'm asking here?
Everyone could just eat fucking frozen pizza for two days, but I don't want that shit.

I'm here, because I hoped /ck/ will recommend something cheap I can cook and I hoped that will be fucking delicious and healthy, but no, some faggot obviously has to start saying that I'm not capable of putting a fucking frozen lasagna in a microwave.

>>4833289
I know that, but I think I'm out of selfmade jam, I'll look what I can find though.
>>4833292
I have found some pasta too, soybeans are disgusting, so are lentils.

>>4833275
Are you fucking stupid? Cant think of one or two different recipes and buy the necessary ingredients? Are you fucking 12? Thats what you get for being a poor fast food faggot.

>>4833305
D... dear me...
Have you just admitted to actually being retarded? What a pity for you.
Buy yourself a few tins of vegetables, some ready rice and perhaps potted meat of some sort, Spam, I suppose.
Get yourself a microwave safe bowl. Examine the bowl closely to be sure it is microwave safe. It should say as much somewhere on the bowl, generally the underside.
Drain the vegetables, tear up the potted meat and place them and the rice into the bowl with a bit of water then set it into the microwave, covered with kitchen paper or tea cloth.
Turn the microwave on for a minute or two to allow the water to evaporate, the rice to cook through and the vegetables and potted meat to reheat.
Don't be afraid to call whatever your local equivalent of 999 is if you need help using the lavatory.

Poor dear. I do hope his retardation isn't catching.

>>4833315
Oh dear, I don't have a microwave, I didn't know anyone still uses that shit.

>>4833305

You can make a rudimentary pasta with the eggs and flour, a lot of places ay it needs multiple rests and kneadings but fnah. Buy tomatos and onions with money, make sauce.

>>4833305
>I have found some pasta too, soybeans are disgusting, so are lentils.

Babby

Alternatively you can get kilo of cheap pasta for tuppence, get some bacon too.

>>4833324
10/10

>>4833317
Strong language from such a weak mind.
Need you a biscuit and some milk and tea?

>>4833331
I'm having some tea right now, so actually yes, I could use some biscuits.

>>4833338
>look how dumb I am

>>4833341
You're hurting my feelings anon.