/ck/ - Food & Cooking

ok, those little caremello things. that look like a crossection of bones. they pull any fillings out. but not bad. gotzes. and a glass of milk

>>4825520
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot.

>>4825538
THOSE THINGS! I just had some of these today for the first time in years. Seconding caramel cremes.

Dat fuckin' glazed pie crust...oh yes.

Kind of sad the pudding pie isn't made with real pudding filling.

>>4825559
I love those things
They are fat sections of cow tails.

>>4825603
I love those but hate cow tails for some reason.

peanut m&m's

fuck

>>4825559
>goetze
>goatse
>open hole in the middle
>wrappers representing hands at either side

>>4825520
>tfw at store and see a pile of cherry/apple/lemon but no chocolate

These make my day better.

This shit. I can eat a whole bag without pausing, it's terrible.

These. Especially those pumpkin pies.

>>4825733
Have you tried a Golden Gaytime?

>>4825785
They used to sell these in Bangkok. and then the riots happened and now they stopped.

Do drinks count? Diet Mt. Dew tastes like ass (bullshit to people who say it tastes just the same. fucking liars) and I'm not allowed to drink dark colas because of medical issues, so I stick with Mt. Dew. I could cut out all sugar and bad foods out of my diet easier than I could give up soda.

I sometimes eat an entire package of Swedish fish. they're so fucking good I can't handle it.

>>4825716
Oh God, these. At my local mini mart they make and sell these in peanut butter, coconut, red velvet, etc. They're gigantic and filled with too much cream for one's own good for only a dollar-something. Coconut whoopie pies are the bees knees, even with the coconut flakes in it. It's too bad I can't get them anymore, since I'm moving out of state next week.

>>4825979
The worst part is I don't even live in Maine, but whenever I go, I binge on these. I love the pb ones best, and red velvet too... heck they're all good.

>>4825520
>blackberry?
nigga where you at?

I would sell my god damn soul for a black berry hostess fruit pie.

>>4825994
That's where I currently live actually. If you ever get the chance, go to Cape Elizabeth's IGA. They have some great bakery items and right by their bakery section they have a nice, little deli. Their turkey with their chewy onion bread, holy shit. Best sandwiches I've ever had.

Candy pumpkins
Those hostess chocolate donuts

>>4825520
Cherry master race

plebs get out of my way

My grandparents had a family friend who had a deliver bakery business thing. He had a truck of those things to deliver, but there was an extra crate. Somehow my grandma got a hold of them and gave it to me and my brother as kids.

>our fat faces when

>>4825655
These, powdered donuts, and honey buns.

I can never just eat one, jesus fuck. They're so delicious, but oh so fucking unhealthy.

These things are fucking delicious

I could eat like half a dozen of these bastards, no problem. They are the best fatty treats I can imagine, you sons of bitches. Fuck, how I want them.

I want to learn how to make them like this, they're like cocaine.

These right here

I could eat a whole box if my self-esteem wouldn't suffer for it. Jesus Christ.

>>4826511

OH JESUS. I always eat an entire box every time I buy these...

>>4825520

Riesen is my shit

>>4825979

...Wicked Whoopie? I have a ghetto mart (here in Lewiston) and they sell like EVERY Wicked Whoopie for dirt fucking cheap.

my friend Mr. John Stamos' son got one of those things at Wal-Mart. Looked gross.

>>4826769
Watch it, Big Mike, my Uncle Ron Perlman used to give these to myself and my son John Cena when we were just kids together.

>>4826782
yfw im your grandma

>peach rings
>sour gummi worms
>werther's originals (the butterscotch candies)

I dont drink soda at all but if i do get it, ginger brew, cream soda, orange drank and I do like nos energy drinks as well as redbull.

When I go to Quiktrip I always get coke with the vanilla flavoring they offer on their fountain.

Closest thing to Vanilla Coke and sometimes better if I get the ratios correct.

>>4825520
lemon is master race. chocolate and blueberry are shit tier. Apple and cherry only if there is no lemon.

>>4826830
i bet you NEVER do and end up not drinking it.

>>4826841
How would you know. kid?

>>4826847
i'm 57 years old. Hardly a kid.

>>4826852
Isn't it time for your insulin shot and bedtime, gramps? We know your going to wake up at 4:00 a.m. to smoke cigarettes and wait on the newspaper.

>>4825520
if you can find me a source for those that's under a dollar a piece i will send you 2 dollars via paypal

under 50c and I'll send 5

bulk or not doesn't matter

>>4826370
what is it?

>>4825520
those feed me on our trips
>mfw buying every single lemon pie at our store before gassing up for the desert

>>4826869
bump for this
i am 100 dollars super srs

>>4826807
Oh sweet jesus I love peach rings.

>>4825979
>mfw I go to a amish bakery who makes them homemade and in the fall they have pumpkin whoopie pies with cream cheese
I must make a trip soon

>>4826869
http://www.shoprite.com/pd/Hostess/Fruit-Pie-Lemon/4-50-oz/045000000292/

Here's one for $1.00.

>>4826953
where's your email faggot

>>4826314
Those fuckers always win!

>>4825520
>blackberry

NIGGA WHERE ARE YOU FINDING BLACKBERRY HOSTESS FRUIT PIES

Can't handle. MUH OBESOOTY IS AT AN ALL TEYM ROOS

>>4827230
Black sesame mochi is seriously like, the best thing I've ever had in my life, I'm not kidding

These friggers.

I can eat a bowl size bag to myself with a cup of coffee and/or tea.

What's sad is I'm dieting right now so I actually listen to ASMR youtube videos of people eating them just so I can imagine I'm doing the same.

>>4825790
Wait. What? These exist? Holy fuck.

Have to buy them every time I see them.

>>4827250

They sell these at Daiso at the mall in my town. Always sneak this shit into the theater.

I ate almost two boxes of milk duds today. Get at me.

>>4825790
I bought some of these over the weekend. Fucking astounded.

Poptart flavors can either be really good or just complete shit.

>>4826314
THESE motherfuckers are like crack. You can't stop at just one, you have to keep going until all the sugar packs into your teeth, rotting them to the roots, then your insulin level skyrockets and you crash fucking hard sucking dicks for your next fix.

Fucking oatmeal pies, man.

Banana moon pies. I don't care if you say Moon Pies are white trash food, because they're fucking delicious.

>>4826529
In highschool we used to trade those things like cigarettes in prison. Best icecream

McDonald's Pies in general.

However, specifically the Holiday Pie (it's just custard with sprinkles), but I love it (probably more so due to nostalgia, and/or the time of year it's available). I also like the Pumpkin Pie, which is currently available.

I love the Fall-Winter McDonalds. Only because starting in Sept-Oct you get the Pumpkin Pie, then shortly after the McRib, then the Custard Pie and finally the Egg Nog shake.

>>4826314
Even better is the giant over sized ones. They have so much creme it's redic.

Fuck I haven't had one of these in at least a year.

>>4827983
Is the strawberry creme pie gone now, then? I never knew they had any pie besides apple for the longest time until I ordered one and they were sold out and offered strawberry creme as a replacement. That shit was delicious.

>>4827991

I think so. Right now it's Apple and Pumpkin. Over the summer I think they had a Smores one which I've never tried. I've also never tried the Strawberry creme one.

How is that?

>>4827992
It tastes like McDonalds tried to make a cheap strawberry cheesecake, flavor-wise and in texture. I'll have to try the pumpkin now, too.

I dunno if its the winner in this thread or if it counts, but here comes one of the premier league.

>>4828013
I make these awesome cupcakes with a dollop of nutella in the middle, basically like lava cakes but easier to eat.

>>4828013
Disgusting.

>>4827241
Jesus fuck I loved eating those whenever we visited England. They sell them for like 2.50 at Publix in tiny bags here. It's kinda sad.

>>4828027
Cool idea, i made a pumpkin cheesecake with a stirred nutella toping.

>>4828029
Not really disgusting, you hate it or love it. But not very healthy, like the thread said.

>>4828013
Old and busted.

>go to Hardees
>getting two of pic related, one for a friend
>4 1/2 minute wait on apple turnovers, or I can just take some cookies
>decide to wait for the turnovers
>dude tells me he gave me an extra
>get home
>he gave me like 5

Plus I have a Hostess cherry pie in my fridge so now I can just achieve the American dream of getting diabeetus...

>>4828667
>one for a friend

cool story bro, I believe everything except...

>one for a friend

you ate them both, didn't you, you fat bastard.

>>4828688
Nah man. If I wanted two I'd rather just go back and get another later.

>>4828693
>go back

see it's that kind of shit that makes your stories unbelievable. What self respecting merican would make two trips when they have microwaves?

>>4828614
new hotness

>>4828688
N-no!
.......
Yes..

>>4828667
ok, look like a new winner in this thread.

everytime i buy one of these i plan to have it for a while...but as soon as i finish my first one i immediately need to have another untill soon theyre all gone : [

>>4828703
>What self respecting merican would make two trips when they would eat both 5 Dollar Meals in one sitting?

FTFY

>>4829664
Are you me?

>>4825520

>chocolate
>blackberry

w-where can I find these

>>4829664

Only the pink ones.

>>4828614

what is this magic?

>>4829700
OP here, dude idk i thought the same thing when i found the image. the chocolate pudding ones are common here but i've NEVER seen blackberry. do want

fucking fruit pies are for old ladies.

>>4830437
bobby hill would like to have a word with you.
and so would i, cake is pig disgusting...pie master race

>>4827250
I'm the same way. I used to buy the mango flavor all the time. Apparently, a while back when my family was going home after dropping me off at my university, they stopped at a gas station. My mom saw some of the mango ones and started crying because she associated them with me. Kinda makes you think.

>>4826955
O-oh. Here it is.

>>4827278
>Daiso at the mall in my town.
Do you live some in BC by any chance?