/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4775098
I ate at Jack in the Box in San Diego. The burger was so greasy and soggy the meat was.. for a lack of better description like butter but in a really bad way. I could not take it back because I had to catch a train. So I ate it because it was the only thing I had the entire day.

Hardees, most definitely

>>4775098
That looks pretty good actually, but anyways if your answer is anything but McDonalds, you're wrong.

Ramen with fried bacon.

>>4775110
You don't have Jack where you're from? Their tacos are tasty..

>>4775118
I do, I was just in San Diego. I like their tacos and stuffed jalapenos. But the "food" I got there was so fucking bad.
I stopped eating there for like 2 or 3 years. Then I had to get some of their tacos.

>>4775123
Yeah, I live in SD by the way. Did you make sure to try out carne asada fries while you were here? Shit is the bomb.

>>4775113
There's far, far worse stuff than McDonalds when it comes to being a trashy slob. It's highly processed and quite clean, beside some of the awful sauces they put in their burgers.

Kebab shops that sell mounds of fat-soaked meat and straight-of-the-fryer-for-the-third-time chips are far worse.

>>4775127
Not on the trip but I have had them.
Man its like a 4 hour drive there. Now I know where I am going next chance I get.

>>4775130
Yeah, but when were you at your most maximum slob point during that period?

>>4775098
I've been eating fast food every night for like 6 months, gained about 20 kilos. I just finished 2 bags of chips (crisps) and two packets of tim tams, that was my dinner.

It would have to be al pastor tacos from a taco stand in mexico. they fry the tortillas in the fat dripping from the pork. the pork is already fatty and greasy on it's own. so it's grease with more grease on top. It's tasty shit though.

>>4775150
I have a taco stand about 1 mile from home that does this all Friday night. Fucking hell, this is where I will be Friday.

>>4775135
Hmm, well I always eat a shit load of fast food for dinner because I have an appetite of 3 grown men. And I have a habit of forgetting to eat at all all day but for dinner, because I don't do anything all day. I've been known to eat like a soft serve, 3 different burgers, chips, and a large coke from Mcdonalds or HJ (Burger King) I've also eaten these a few times, takes me about 7 minutes all up.

>>4775156

I don't eat out a lot but for some reason, I decided to try Panda Express for the first time today. I had a side of fried rice, then I had Honey Walnut Shrimp and Kung Pao Chicken.

The fried rice was probably the most bland fried rice I have ever had. Chicken was meh, and the shrimp was soggy with its breading. And everything was too greasy. The only redeeming thing was the walnuts mixed in with the shrimp.

Easily the trashiest meal I've had in a long time.

deep fried mars bars, I'm so ashamed

PS OP's pic looks tasty as fuck

>>4775156
>And I have a habit of forgetting to eat at all all day but for dinner
Same.
>because I don't do anything all day
Usually I get too busy and have no time to eat, and by the time I get to it, I no longer feel hungry.

But if I gorge myself it will be on a pizza or something. Or I'll pick up a decent sized steak or whole fish and go to town.

>>4775158
It's like the special they have right now where they have family combo meals but the sizes of the soft drinks are huge like KFC huge

>>4775547
>deep fried mars bars

A scot?

Well, once I ate ten Krispy Kreme donuts in a row.

But that's still not the trashiest. Whenever I was hungover in college, I wouldn't eat anything all day, save for maybe a couple Saltines and a lot of water. But 'round about seven o' clock in the evening, I'd decide to eat something. So I'd order from Nicky's Chinese food, Woodlawn Avenue, Hyde Park, Chicago.

I'd only order the same three things. A large BBQ Pork Fried Rice, a large Orange Beef, and an order of potstickers. The fried rice was forgettable enough, mostly tradition. But the orange beef...man. Usually, you order "orange" something and you get some battered meat in an deep orange/red sauce, like at, say, Panda Express. Not Nicky's. Two cartons would arrive. One would be full of chunks of beef, each coated in a thick batter like a chicken nugget. The other would be brimming with a sauce that can only be described as neon orange, with one or two pathetic dried chilies drowned in it. I'd dump a packet of soy sauce on the beef so the batter could soak it up, then dunk the individual chunks in the sauce.

The potstickers were somehow even trashier. They always looked more like balls that the little pouches you get at other places, and they were stuffed with some unidentifiable meat in a pasty ball. Around that, a leathery, thoroughly tasteless dough. When you bit into one, hot grease would squirt out, sometimes on your face or your clothes. They were the only potstickers I've ever had that jizzed on you.

Terrible food, but it always hit that spot my body craved.

>>4775584
your story sickens and arouses me

>>4775584
You're making me hungry.

One time for just one meal I bought to taco bell beef chalupas, a large mash potato, a little ceasars pizza, and a mc gang-bang. I made it through everything but stopped about halfway through the pizza. I have never felt so sleepy before in my life, I passed out after taking 4 antacid tabs.

we have this special at german McDonalds that you get a burger and a drink for 2 euros.
When I leave the cub I always go to the closest McDonalds, order 3 chickenburgers, 2 coffees, one water and 3 packs of mayonese.
Then I slap one pack on each burger and flush it down with coffee. Afterwards I drink the water to feel a little less violated from the inside.

This thread makes me excited for fairs/festivals in the fall.
>dem fresh fries
>the smell of one hundred funnel cakes

That said, I think the trashiest thing I ever ate was a burger and fries from my town's fall festival. The burger was greasy and falling apart, and I didn't get ketchup with my fries so all I tasted was pure grease.

>>4775678
Wie kannst du die Chickenburger da nur essen? Die sind trockene Scheiße und ich habe mich 2 mal an einen rangewagt, danach war mir jedes mal schlecht.

Right now they are selling Big Kings for 2€ at BK here. A few days ago I ate 3 Big Kings, a little grilled chicken and flushed it down with a coke. When I came home I still felt hungry and ate a frozen Pizza that I heated in the microwave.

>I'm talking about the fastest food, packed with grease and salt and as cheap as you can get. This thread is for the time when you were a gigantic slob and just grabbed whatever fat-packed meal you could, sat down and devoured it without two fucks.

You just described the entire Banquet line of frozen foods, all specifically designed to never cost more than $1 in the supermarket.

I was running late to work one afternoon because I had overslept. I decided to stop by McDonalds to fill the void in my stomach because it was on the way. I don't really eat out a lot. I got a Big Mac with fries, already had a large bottle of water I take to work with me. I was eating it on the way and the fries were SO god damn salty, I could only eat half of them and I just gave up, too gross to continue. Burger has to be better, right? Nope. It was on the edge of lukewarm, almost cold, and the toppings were just slopped on there and falling off into the box. The burger patties had slid off their buns, so I had this greasy, wet, sloppy mess to eat while I was driving. It may not have been so bad had it been a warmer temperature, but it was very gross too. I couldn't finish it. I went to work still hungry.

>>4775709
My local McDonald's is really lazy with burger production as well. Why are they never hot?

>>4775690
Wie gesagt, ich bade sie in Mayonaise.
Dann sind sie nicht mehr trocken. Zwar immernoch abartig aber ich denke darum geht es in diesem thread. Ausserdem bin ich meist betrunken, da hab ich keine hohen Ansprüche.

gyros double cheeseburger

>>4775098
>order peperoni pizza
>"it'll be ready in 45 minutes "
>too hungry
>drive to McDonald's
>40 piece mcnuggets
>pass Weinerschnitzel
>chili cheese fries
>pick up pizza
>get home
>dump nuggets and fries on pizza
>cover with ranch
>glorious

>>4775844
>all that salt
I'm a fat fuck and the only thing in excess that'd make me feel sick is salt

>>4775098
a quarter pounder from the 24 hour shopette deli area

you know the ones that are sealed inside a thick plastic wrapper and kept under a heat lamp for days?

Mine was dripping grease and smelled terrible.

But it tasted shamefully delicious and was the only thing I could grab before driving 8 hours through snow and icy mountains to the inlaws.

In retrospect a 12 pack of mountain dew and some beef jerky would have been a better idea.

>>4775694
I used to live off those niggers

fuck now i want a banquet

>tfw swedish meatballs or macaroni and cheese

>>4775844
You disgust me.

>>4775709
Driving back from Georgia I wanted to try a McGriddle.

It reminded me why I don't eat act MacDolans.

>Griddle part pretty good
>flavor overwhelmed shitty sausage and egg
>super greasy

now i stick with bk breakfast burritos

I ate at Carl's Jr. once.

>>4775956
One summer, my dad got a contract in Florida and he made me come with him so he wouldn't be lonely. I only remember four things from that summer trip:

1) The beach
2) 2005 NBA Finals
3) Battlefield 1942
4) Banquet brand Swedish meatball meals almost every night

>>4775985
All of those things are pretty great.

Except basketball.

Spaghettios, beans and franks, a coronary inducing amount of garlic salt, and globs of mayonnaise. In my drunken stupor, I felt as though I was a king.


The next day I awoke, the shame and embarrassment was so immense that I had no choice but to take the podium and announce that I was stepping down as President of Antartica.

>>4775098
Chips and ribs from a chicken shop at Crystal Palace, London. Six small ribs that looked gigantic, thank to the gigantic layer of barbecue sauce about an inch thick, covering it in every direction. Combined smoky saltiness and sickly sweetness perfectly.

I spent the next half an hour in the nearby park, hunched over on a bench and having not washed in three days because of reasons gnawed away at these times and desperately trying to clean myself with two scrawny paper napkins I was given. It was glorious.

One time a nice customer brought us a box of donuts and one of munchkins from dunkin donuts at work . It was only me and another guy, and through the course of that day I ate 7 donuts and over half the container of munchkins, in addition to my lunch that I brought.

>>4775815
gods help me I would eat that.

some chili cheese fries at a shitty place at seaworld orlando

This place called cookout in charlotte

Cheeseburger with Chilli, slaw, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, and cheese

Chilli Cheese fries

Oreo Milkshake

Pretty sure I gained 10 pounds from how often I used to eat that bullshit, I have a pretty high metabolism so the change wasnt too drastic but it definitely didnt help my change from skinny to skinnyfat

>>4776098
>ncbro
I see these all the time but I've never been.
Are they really that good?

Are you black?

>>4776113
Yeah they are really good, depends on which one you go too really but for the most part they're fucking delicious

and yes, I am black

>>4776118
Okay. I'll give them a shot this weekend.

Have you ever been to the sandpiper in fayetteville?

>>4775992
You were in Antarctica?
If that's shameful, what did you usually do for food?

>>4776120
Never even been to fayetteville

>>4776122
sheeeeit

it is a shithole here though

>>4776121
I think he means Atlantis.

>>4776098
>>4776113
>>4776118
>>4776120
>>4776122
>>4776125
BASED NCBROS.

Cookout is all over the fucking place here and its trashy as fuck. No fast food makes me feel more bloated or disgusting.

I live close to Fayetteville myself but I've never been by the sandpiper.

Brothers pizza.

Greasiest shit I have ever had.

>>4776156
>I've never been by the sandpiper.
it's sunday lunch buffet for the churchniggers
sort of like a black home country buffet

def try it though
there's so few independent eateries here it sucks

armybro?

>>4776168
Nah I'm a student

>>4776194
what school?

>>4776199
I live in greenville but I go to Pitt community college

>>4776204
lol that's not close

An old, lukewarm cheesedog that had been tumbling around on one of those roller-oven things at a gas station.
Hadn't eaten all day, ate that thing in 30 seconds and immediately wanted to curl up and die.

I was at a friend's house, and there was nothing to eat except this little can of Vienna sausages. We were so broke and hungry that we devoured them. Never again.

I ate at the Blondie's Pizza once in Berkeley when I was checking out colleges. Probably the worst thing I've ever put into my body. It was literally dripping with grease.

But it was pizza, so I ate it. Pic related.

I ate a family size box of Kraft Mac and Cheese yesterday.

Went to Wendy's and got a double baconator with a side of spicy chicken nuggets. Threw the nuggets on top of the burger. I've done this a few times

>>4775162
You went to Panda Express and didn't get any orange chicken? you done fucked up son.

I once put a falafel roll on a pizza.

>>4776296
>not eating a falafel waffle taco

When I was in Germany for a year I tried these on a dare.

They're called grammeln. They're made out the pure fat bits at the end of bacon that they can't use properly, they're literally solid blocks of fried grease.
Usually they put them as filling in dumplings or meat pies but some crazy people appearantly buy them in big bags and straight up snack them like peanuts.

One night I ate an entire large Domino's pizza, a whole large party size bag of honey mustard kettle chips, two large bowls of cereal (honey bunches of oats mixed with honey chex), drank 8 cups of water and finished with large "everything" crackers, stone ground mustard, smoked cheddar and summer sauge.

Oh boy, what a night. Never again.

Nigger Nachos.

I was waiting for my brother outside of school, so I went to a bar for a few drinks, then came back to this food cart manned by a young black kid. I picked nachos at random, paid with a card (had to wait for someone with a car to come over with one of those square readers), and what came out to me were doritos with lettuce, tomato, sour cream, cheese, olives, and jalapenos all in a foot long syrofoam hot dog box. I smothered it in hot sauce and mowed it down waiting for my bro.


It was some trashy ghetto shit. The first few bites were pretty good, but at the end I was just sick of it and a little ashamed at myself for buying it.

>>4776156
NC here too, Cookout is ok but yeah I always feel like shit after eating their burgers but their grilled chicken sandwich is pretty good actually.

Some White Castle shit in Spanish Harlem, NYC.
It was disgusting but a friend and I were hungry and we were about to go drinking so we didn't give a shit.

poutine with bacon and caramelized onions on top

>>4775098
Ahem.

I ate a donut burger at a county fair.

Beat all that you mothafuckas.

>>4776420
Replying to myself.

It was the greasiest, stickiest mess ever. A greasy patty stuffed betwixt two krispy kreme donuts that were heated on the same greasy grill.

Lettuce. Tomatoes. Onions. Ketchup. Mustard. Pickle.

It was digusting! And I ate it. In public. I DEVOURED it. It was the only thing I ever ate... that I regretted.

And I had some pretty nasty stuff in my time. but the donut burger almost BROKE me.

>>4776426
haha wow, a DONUT BURGER? sounds insane. what else is happening in 2005

Probably a McGangbang except I replaced the top and bottom buns with taco bell quesadillas. It was delicious, but only feasible because the place I was at had a Taco bell right next to a McDonalds.

>>4776426
I did that when I was 12 except it was just a couple of patties between two donuts. It was delicious. Ketchup and stuff would be weird.

>>4776426
My fair had a krispy kreme sloppy joe this year, aka, year of the sloppy kreme

Artichoke and olive pizza and shawarma delivered from an all night place to our hotel room in San Francisco in the middle of the night , after going to a show and getting drunk. It was cheap, greasy heaven. We ate and passed out. Woke up with the worst acid reflux ever. The sauce they used on the shawarma was fucking hell-fire hot, but damn if it didn't taste great going down.

>>4775098

there is this really sleazy tibetian foodstall on this street near me

one day I came home hungry as fuck and thought what the hell while passing it

ordered some fried noodles with beef

came home and devoured that shit like Jabba the Hut

then the feeling of "what the fuck did I just eat" came up as I watched my "empty" plate that still had a healthy pool of stale oil on it.

And then 3 long hours of that feeling you get when your body tells you "yo bro, you really shouldn't have eaten that shit, nah bro I'm serious here, don't do that shit"

>>4776450
How many tiles were on the bathroom floor?

What's the trashiest thing you've ever eaten?
A 20 dollar hooker in Vegas. She said she was 18, but turned out to be 37. Fortunately, I had about a third of a bottle of jack d to gargle with and a hava tampa blunt to fumigate my beard.

Microwave cheeseburger from a service station.

I was blotto drunk but I clearly remember 2 things.
>I thought it was the greatest burger I'd ever tasted
>The horrified looks of my sobor friends as I consumed it.

This thread is making me hungry for fast food and the only place that's open 24/7 is a gas station that stopped serving hamburgers a while ago. Shit.

>>4776480
>A 20 dollar hooker in Vegas. She said she was 18, but turned out to be 37. Fortunately, I had about a third of a bottle of jack d to gargle with and a hava tampa blunt to fumigate my beard.

the god of cart foods

frites with mayo and melted cheese at a hole in the wall in brussels
I swear to God I puked later because I was sobering up and realized what I had just eaten

>>4776517
what is it? looks tasty.

>>4776537
dude that sounds amazing, what a waste

>>4776543
shredded chicken and lamb rotisserie over rice w/ pita bread and this fucking white dressing/insanely hot sauce that i swear to god is laced with crack
53rd and 6th my nigga

>>4776544
when I say "frites" I mean "caramelized hollowed out sticks imbibed in grease"
when I say "mayonnaise" I mean "fluorescent yellow mystery sauce that tasted like paperglue"
wheen I say "cheese" I mean "fluorescent orange mass of goo with a taste previously unknown to beast or man"
it did hit the spot though... sort of

>>4775098
Probably Jack in the Fap tacos, two for a dollar. I don't really like them sober but if I'm drunk and hungry I'll devour them and love every second.

>>4776312
I am German. What the fuck is that shit?

Finger steaks with cocktail sauce, fries and fry sauce to go with it. You wish you lived in Utah.

>>4776570
It looks like somebody already ate it.

>>4776570
what is fry sauce?

>>4776570
I love those plastic baskets
nothing says "I don't give a fuck about food" like those

I've only ever eaten a kebab from a takeaway once in my life and that was to see what it tastes like.. I tried it and after a few bites I discover 2 grey pube like hairs. It didn't even taste nice either, horrible stuff. I think I may have just gone to a bad kebab house as a few other people said it wasn't very good after I ate there. I may try another one soon from a good repped kebab place, hopefully I won't ever get a pube in my food again.

>>4776582

generic spiced mayo-based condiment that a lot of places serve with fries. places usually have their own variations

>>4775972
H..How are still alive?

No man should have to live with the shame of drunkenly eating as many 7-11 Cheeseburger Bites as I have. Sometimes the person working there wouldn't know how to check the temp on the grill or would just forget to and it would be not totally cooked or lukewarm. Same with taquitos. Ate 'em anyway.

I don't drink anymore but I have had 7-11 food a few times in the past few months because I get off work at like 3am and there just isn't shit around.

>>4776582
Thousand island, except you dip fries in it. Utah is weird.

>>4776633
>at work forget to bring my lunch from home
>starving because I didnt eat that morning or the dinner the night before
>coworker comes and bought me a chilidog from 7-11
>eat it
>about an hour later
>and atom bomb drops almost immediately
>had to scramble out my seat and run to the bathroom while stuff on my desk starts falling to the ground
>no way im shitting at work gotta go fast
>one of the worst shits i have ever had, that bathroom smelled until i left for home

7-11
Never again

>Be with qt3.14 at truck stop
>Some asshole is hitting on her
>I make an ass of my self and stupidly insult her while trying to defend her
>shes pissed
>fuck.jpg
>Go to the bathroom
>There's a vending machine with some type of egg sandwich
>Pay a quarter for the sandwich, eat it, it was delicious

Long story short there ended up being worms living in my stomach that formed some crazy society, they were actually helping my immune system but they were gross and for some reason the girl I wanted to be with liked me better for them

>>4776633
how could you eat something that literally looks like a turd-n-bun?

>>4776658
Fry pls go.

>>4776658
I love that show.

>>4776658
did you get fry's with that?

>>4776440
God, I would eat the fuck out of that. Would need something tangy to balance out the sweetness, though.

>>4775815

I would fuck that THEN eat it.

>>4776312
That shit is not German. That's Austrian.

pig disgusting

Captcha: health subsare

>>4776286
My friend did and I tried some of it. He told me the same thing, "When you go to Panda Express, you always, ALWAYS, order orange chicken."

It wasn't really any more special than what I ordered. But the reason I wasn't impressed with their food is probably because we have an amazing Chinese restaurant near us and I have tasted how awesome Chinese cuisine can be when done right. Maybe I just couldn't help but compare. But then again, Panda Express is fast food is what did I expect?

>>4776426
>It was the only thing that I ever ate... that I regretted.
Soooo... you haven't tried deep-fried butter yet?

Dominoes pizza.

Chico's Tacos

By the time you're done you can literally drink the taco.

That, or some random County Fair food from vendors. You know what nah, Chico's is fucking king.

>>4777098

Ugh you mean someone deep fries a stick of butter?

I understand Deep Fried Oreos, or Deep Fried whatever wrapped in Bacon...but a stick of butter!?

>>4777109
>By the time you're done you can literally drink the taco.
Meaning what, exactly? I don't get that.

>>4777115

Imagine you order a huge ball of grease that is a taco. It's scalding hot since it just came out of a deep fryer. In a few minutes, however, it's ready to be consumed. So you eat the meal, and the taste is absolutely amazing. Unlike any taco you've ever had. A perfect blend of spices and cilantro covered in liquid oily grease.

Now imagine once you've eaten the main product, any leftover soon liquefies and kinda dissolves in the oils at the bottom of your Styrofoam container. You take this liquid, and you proceed to drink the oily byproducts. It's equally delicious, and tastes all the better like a second taco.

.......that's what I mean by "drink a taco."

It's amazing. Chico's Tacos is a tradition.

>>4777112
A goddamn stick of butter.

http://eater.com/archives/2011/08/10/a-whole-stick-of-fried-butter-on-a-stick-at-the-iowa-state-fair.php

long john silvers in the middle of the fucking desert

>>4777109
>trashiest
But you have to get the green sauce!

>>4776229
I feel like throwing up

Knew Mcdonalds breakfest would be the only food I'd be having all day so I ordered like 20 chicken/sausage/bacon biscuit sandwiches

>>4777266
How bad is it if I would eat this after watching the video?

Maruchan ramen noodles microwaved and garnished with cheap polish sausage.

>>4777348
Hey, even I would like to try it and take at least one bite. Incidentally, if just one bite is all that you need, try Paula Deen's fried butter balls.

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/paulas-fried-butter-balls-recipe/index.html

Don't forget to read the reviews.

>>4777361
>These balls are a little bite of Heaven. I took the liberty of altering the recipe a bit -- typically I increase the butter up to four or five sticks and don't bother with the cream cheese (I am trying to eat healthier)

what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>4777363
That's called satire, anon.

Not drunk, just young and hungry. Jimboys tAcos. Where the soft tacos are soft, and the crunchy tacos are soft. You have no choice because of how greasy they are.. Even though, they are yummy.

went over to a friends house after school one day. His mom asked if we were hungry and was going to make us a snack. I was expecting a totinos pizza or pizza rolls.. she comes out with this bowl of sliced apples. Bitch please that was revolting and rude.

>>4775098
One day I went out for a drive to get stoned. While out I decided to compare double cheese burgers from every place in town, being 2 mcdonalds, a burger king and hardees. Then I went back to another mcdonalds and got a big mac.

Got home and mom was setting dinner on the table. Jesus fuck did I not feel well that night

>>4775694
we eat the family sizes of those nearly every night. That's some good shit, shut the fuck up.

>>4777389
pls go

a philly cheesesteak (if you can call it that) from papaya dog in the east village in NYC, definitely not a proud moment

I was drunk, high, and out of money. Surprisingly it tasted good when I made it, but that's only because of the inebriation. The regret the next day, though...

I am not a smart man.

>Stewie's face is my demeanor and reaction in retrospect

The grease trucks at rutgers
You've probably seen them on tv
Basically a sandwich on a sub roll filled with french fries, mozzarella sticks, onions rings, fried chicken & basically any other shit tier food tjat can be breaded & fried

>>4776121
>>4776141

It was a lame reference to a Modest Mouse song (that was me without a trip, forgot I posted that.) Which makes my other post irrelevant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BahnzGPQFPE

>>4775098
2 pounds of steak nachos with french fries instead of chips with a side order of refillable chips. about 7'40 but your full for two days

>>4776229
There are better restaurants around Valencia. I found this amazing pizza shop where you can get a HUGE slice of pizza, a salad and whatever drink you want for six dollars

This was posted on /b/
Deep fried fries (chips) with cheese
Deep fried spam
Deep fried sausage
Garlic sauce
from local chip shop (not a chain) in Northern England

>>4777854

That's such a sick song. Easily MM's best album, every single song is good.

>>4778370
looking good

I love munching on the leftover bits of fat after rendering lard. Just sprinkle on a little salt and you have a healthy delicious snack.

>>4776315
That sounds amazing.

>>4776665

the first time it was just because it had the word "cheeseburger" in the name.

the rest of the times i (vaguely) knew what it tasted like and just got it.

When my buds and I were in high school one of our rich fuck friends who was also a fatass had a deep frier. We would order Chinese take out, get like 4 orders of General Tso's chicken, batter and deep fry it AGAIN at our buddy's house, and then eat it. I had it maybe 3 or 4 times before the novelty was completely gone and I just felt like I was dying, but that fatass, man... it turned into the only thing he would ever eat. He would actually bring enormous ziplock bags of the stuff from home and eat it in public, even at the diner we would go to, because it's the only thing he wanted. Lukewarm double deep fried general tso's in a ziplock bag.

>>4775694

I just got home from the store and seriously was considering buying a few of those. For a buck, regardless of how shitty they are, I wouldn't care. Might try one next time.

>>4776098
>Cheeseburger with Chilli, slaw, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, and cheese
>Chilli Cheese fries
>Oreo Milkshake

I want that inside of me.

when i was living in chicago attending university there was this diner called the "diner grill" if you faced it from one direction and the "dinner grill" if you faced it from the perpendicular direction.

it was a hotbed for the 30+ crowd on friday/saturday nights

i would get hammered and go there to order a "super burger"

i had no idea what it was the first time i ordered it. it consisted of a layer of hash browns topped with two hamburger patties with cheese. this was topped with an overly generous scoop of chili. the meat and beans kind. then they tossed a couple sunny side up eggs on top. it was served with two slices of plain white bread.

i didnt know what the FUCK to do with it when they put it down in front of me. i was expecting a fucking cheeseburger with all the toppings. i thought it was a joke.

turns out this place is famous for this shit.

its also absolutely fucking delicious.

and its probably over 9000 calories.

>>4778392

Agreed. Modest Mouse is great all around but the Moon and Antarctica easily takes it.

I went to little caesar's and got a 5$ hot-n-ready pepperoni pizza with a 2-liter of Mountain Dew... then drove across the street and got checker's fries (which makes McDonalds' look almost healthy.)

Me and my friend parked the car and feasted for half an hour, passing the two-liter back and forth and drinking straight from it in-between mouthfuls. It was good.

>>4775098
It may sound cliche, but on a road trip through the midwest we once stopped for mcdonalds...This was in a time when I fucking loved mcdonalds (I was like 10) but the thing was pretty much drowned in oil for some reason

>>4779011
>but the thing

What was it you ordered? Just a burger of some sort? The fries maybe?

>>4775547
i had a pizza crunch a little while ago

>>4776582
Worcestershire sauce and spicy brown mustard aka Quinky sauce

>>4779058
Pizza crunch.
it's a deep fried, battered pizza

Baa haa u just described what most chaners always eat

Amigo's: local tex-mex restaurant. It changed its recipes probably a decade ago, but back in the day, no matter what you ordered or ate, it would leave you with a hamburger grease trail running down your arm. You could look at someone else eating Amigo's from a block away, look down, and you'd have a grease trail running down your arm. Always. So greasy. So good.

Tastee's: first drive thru restaurant in the area. Basically loose meat on a bun (think Roseanne). You always know Tastee's is ready to eat when you hold the bag out over the table and the sandwiches drop through the bottom. Then you're good to go. Onion chips are nothing to sneeze at, either.

Surprisingly enough: Kebab.
It was on a school trip to GB, where we spent one day in Glasgow. Last meal I ate there was some random kebab fastfood, and I wanted a kebab.
No spices, the sauce was tasteless, and the lamb was undercooked. Not enough tomato, cucumber or lettuce to save the texture either.

>>4779136
i find doner and gyros to usualy be tasteless, especially if they are mince logs. Slicing from a muscle meat roast isn't much better but at least you got texture.

Personally I think med vertical roasts are quite overrated. The best arab sandwich places here are skewers on charcoal.

>The first 5 Guys that open up in NY. I heard about this place so I was stoked. Fucking greasiest shit of all time. I got hit with the headache, and the itis.Was fucking disgusting to boot. The fries were mushy and oiled like a bitch in a tanning salon.
Still ate it.

I made a sandwich with turkey, ham, and bacon (provolone and cheddar), but used Totino's pizzas as the top and bottom buns.

>>4779164
doing this tonight

>>4779165

it was... fucking fantastic.

cut a slice of the sandwich and experiment with some red wine vinegar to help balance out the fat. I think it will taste better.

>>4776313
That post just gave me diabeetus I think......

KFC
It's always been the most disgusting greasy food I've ever known, but I love it

>>4775098
the second time I ever smoked weed I ate:

20 piece nugget
large coke
medium chocolate shake
large fry
quarter pounder w cheese
big mac

>>4779144
Mostly because western Kebab is not suppose to be tasteless. The meat is suppose to be properly marinaded, the sauce is suppose to be tasty, and the lettuce and tomato fresh and plenty enough to add more taste.
If its tasteless, its just not good at all.

>>4775547
I had one of those at a carnival once, then I stood in line for 20 minutes for some deep fried butter

Hot Dog wrapped in bacon with grilled onions from a little mexican lady pushing a portable grill cart at 3:00AM in down town LA.

Picture related

>>4779283
those are the best, though

>>4779009

>tripfag
>parroting pitchfork / /mu/ opinions

please die.

>>4775694
>alone in apartment
>drink one or twelve white russians
>smoke a few marihuanna "blunts"
>got mad drunchies
>time to go to the fridge
>remember I bought a banquet meal instead of a stouffers on accident
>COUNTRY FRIED STEAK
>put it in the microwave
>need to go outside and smoke a cigarette while contemplating my life choices
>bring cooked container outside with a vodka cranberry and sit in the grass outside my building door
>realize i am eating a soggy breaded meat turd with gravy
>with a side of potatoes made of notebook paper
>and banquet tier corn
>begin to cry
I need help.

French Toast dusted with crushed up Captain Crunch.

>>4779392
And this big bowl of potatoes, cheese, over easy egg, sausage, bacon, and gravy.

>>4778983
>For a buck, regardless of how shitty they are, I wouldn't care. Might try one next time.

This is what I thought before trying to eat one of these things. I would literally rather starve than eat another banquet meal ever again. It doesn't taste bland, it tastes BAD. Like, "I'm eating shredded sand paper mixed with shit and vomit" bad.

>>4779330
Stop doing drugs? It really is not that hard.

>>4779419
>guys alcohol is drugs!!

>>4779422
>Not an astute reader
>REREAD the third line down
Retard

>>4779428
>thinks alcohol isn't a drug
>thinks Cannabis is worse than alcohol

lol DRUGS DRUGS!!!

>>4779419

Better advice would be to stop buying shit food like banquet.

Something called the "Snoop Dogg Cristo" from a food truck called "Slap Yo Momma" when I was at AX.

Copy-and-pasting from yelp because I'm lazy and don't actually remember what all was in it:

"Fried Chicken, Mac N Cheese, that's sandwich between two waffles, then dipped in batter and deep fried. Topped with maple syrup then drizzled with powdered sugar! "

pic related.

>>4779437
You're obviously not very intelligent.

>>4779441

>>drugs
>>s
>>plural

One is the weed, the other is the alcohol.

>>4779442
You are right. This will solve all of anons problems.

>>4779441
Which implication do you want to refute in my post?

>>4779448
When combined amazing things happen.

>>4779448
Alcohol isn't a drug, it is a food (it contains calories).

>>4779453
Both, your implication was that I believe alcohol isn't a drug, that is false. You also seem to believe I think that Cannabis is worse for you than alcohol.
These statements are made with out fact.
I will give you 8/10 you got me to post multiple times.

>>4779392
>>4779393
Were you high?
I couldn't conquer that shit sober.

>>4779462
I was. It ended up being pretty good. The french toast I definitely could only eat once in a long while as a treat. It is hard to eat more than one piece. The big bowl of shit was really good though. I couldn't eat it all and brought some home and ate that shit cold. It was sad.

>>4778828
>4 orders of General Tso's chicken, batter and deep fry it AGAIN at our buddy's house
>He would actually bring enormous ziplock bags of the stuff from home and eat it in public

>>4779455

>>implying those are mutually exclusive.

It's both. Any substance which produces a physiological change in the body is a drug by definition.

white castle

>>4779496
So all foods are drugs? Water is a drug? I just want to be clear that this is what you're saying. Isn't the concept "drug" kind of meaningless then?

>>4779513

Yes, that's what I'm saying, and yes, the concept is kind of meaingless. That's the point.

The common definition of "drug" seems to imply that things like marijuana or MDMA or cocaine (or legal ones like aspirin or acetomenipen) are "drugs" whereas food items are somehow not. Yet in reality, many substances in food like sugar, caffeine, and capsaicin (the "hot" stuff in hot peppers) are not...which is very misleading. Those "foods" often times have more unwanted side effects and cause more harm than many "drugs". Caffeine is more addictive than most street "drugs". Sugar is more harmful than many "drugs". Alcohol is one of the most addictive and deadly substances there is, yet many people don't call it a "drug", while it clearly is.

>>4775098
>taco bell
>mcdoalds
>wendys
take your pic op

>>4779543
>Caffeine is more addictive than most street "drugs". Sugar is more harmful than many "drugs".
citation needed

>Alcohol is one of the most addictive and deadly substances there is, yet many people don't call it a "drug", while it clearly is.

you're not american are you

>>4779606

Regarding addiction and harm, pic related. Regarding caffeine (and many other drugs) specifically, see:

"Development of a rational scale to assess the harm of drugs of potential misuse" The Lancet 2007; 369:1047-1053

The Wikipedia article has a number of good references as well:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine_addiction

There's plenty of other sources--just google "caffeine addiction", as if simple observation of the business world and the prevalence of coffee shops wasn't enough empirical information.

Regarding sugar, there's a massive amount of evidence that over-consumption of sugar causes a variety of health problems: tooth decay, obesity, diabetes, to name a few. Now then, there is a bunch of pseudoscience out there that claims that sugar causes cancer or other such nonsense. But there's a lot of legitimate risks as well.

>>you're not american are you

Not by birth, but currently living in America. When I wrote that some people didn't consider alcohol a drug I was referring to other posters in this thread, such as >>4779422

Most people that I've talked to regard alcohol as a drug but there's always someone who thinks that "drugs" only refers to illegal ones, and that those are somehow "bad" whereas the "food" or those drugs which are legal are somehow "OK", whereas the reality is much more complicated. This is a pretty good summary of a recent study involving the health risks of even moderate amounts of sugar:
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-08/uou-sit080713.php

I think the worst/trashiest shit I ever had was from some French restaurant in NYC. That shit really sucked, they were probably jealous that my girlfriend at the time was mega hot so insulted her. I left them a penny as tip and that was likely too much.

Went on a roadtrip through Montana, had a turkey and cheese sub from an isolated petrol station.
First time I've had something that really tasted like plastic.

The thing about leaving a penny as a tip is that it sends a message. It's not that I forgot the tip, it's that you suck and that's all you deserve.

A penny, backside up, I made sure it was backside up.That's what the french deserve.

>>4776633
Looks boring,probably tastes boring too.

>>4778793
I save those up and use them to garnish meals. Delicious.

>>4778828
I trust he's already dead?

>amputated apireak

>>4776658

Sat in the centre of Glasgow eating one of these >>4778580 with a tinnie of Special Brew on a rainy Saturday night.

stoned af walking through amsterdam
bought a pizza slice for 4 euro
the dough was soft
the cheese was cheap af and disgusting
layer of fat on top

ate it anyway cuz hungry

Butter fat milkshake at Heart Attack Grill

>>4775098
drive through ribs
it was cold
the meat was tough
drowned in bbq sauce
smelled terrible
grease dried on the bottom of its container
ew

I once ate fifty mc donald's chicken nuggets
i... am not proud of it

deep fried cheese ball at the ren fair. Felt like a fat ass afterword.

>>4775098
Deep friend butter. I am not a smart man.

>>4775098

At a White Castle, wanted to see if it really is as great as the movies make it out to be. The burgers were dripping with old fat, the place smelled of urine and we got approached by two homeless people asking for money.
Felt sick afterwards and was scared I got food poisoning or something.

>go to Taco Bell for dinner because I hate myself
>eat a grilled stuft burrito, a gordita crunchwrap and two or three soft tacos
>still hungry
>drive to the nearby Lil Caesar's
>buy a large pepperoni pizza
>eat the entire thing sitting in my car while the employees stare at me

never smoke weed

Probably a frozen white castle burger from the supermarket. Tasted disgusting.

I was in a backwoods redneck auction house and had a deep fried premade burger patty covered in nacho cheese sauce served on non toasted white breed.

>>4775959
-Grandma

You don't know anything about greasy foods until you have had a Griff's hamburger. That fucking this will melt if you let it sit there long enough.

I was on holiday in the USA recently, mostly the food was really good and, aside from the large portions, healthier than I had been lead to believe
However I felt obligated to try some stereotypical American fried food, so at the boardwalk in santa cruz I had a deep fried twinkie (sucked, the cream cooked into the dough and made a mush) and a deep fried oreos, which were actually pretty great with chocolate sauce.

I remember a while back I bought this packaged burger from a service station that you take home and microwave, the service station guy looked at me in shame when I bought it.

>>4781845

Did you die after eating it?

>>4781854
Yea. It sucked.

Long John Silver's. I'm pretty sure it's the reason I have this weird, slightly painful feeling in a small patch on my thigh sometimes.

>go to 711
>get nachos
>take the bagged chips out of box
>fill box with chili
>buy more bags of chips
>crush them all up and toss that shit into the box of chili
>eat with spoon
>pass out

>>4781862

That's creepy. Are you a legitimate ghost now? If so, how can you type?

>>4781854
Almost, I think I took the beef patty out and just ate the bread.

Gas station hot dog with "chili" dispensed from the same machine as nacho cheese, and onions from squeeze packets. Wasn't bad really.
Worst thing I eat health-wise is probably the harp beer-battered deep-fried bacon appetizer at the local taphouse. Still, best thing you have ever tasted.

>>4781901
>Gas station hot dog with "chili" dispensed from the same machine as nacho cheese, and onions from squeeze packets. Wasn't bad really.

Everything after hot dog sounded very, very wrong and you should still have food poisoning

>>4781883
I went to purgatory. Not a horrible place, really. Kind of boring though and the food isn't very good, turkey sandwiches on white bread again tonight. They have a few computers with slow internet up here, I got a couple hours reserved on one tonight. Then I guess I'll either watch Seinfeld reruns in the theater or pick something up from the Steven King library. Midnight snacks are cheese-nips tonight, pretty excited about that. Usually we just get saltines.

>>4775815
i would fuck it, wipe off its back THEN eat it

>>4781939

It's so bland...

So good but goddamn if I don't feel dead after eating this shit.

>>4776548
Mu nigga. Best cart in the city.

>>4781974
<mfw i work on 23rd st
>mfw the carts around me are nowhere near as good as the one uptown.
>mfw i consider going up there anyway, but never do

>>4781945
It really is, weekends are the best part of it. Usually all they ever play in the theater is reruns of All My Children and Golden Girls, Saturdays we get Seinfeld. Friday night we get spaghetti, and on Sundays they show my favorite, Star Trek The Next Generation. The worst part for me is the beer selection, they only order Budweiser and Heineken.

Alot of people really seem to love it here though, I think they had difficult lives. Like I said, its not horrible here, just boring. Also, there are no women, they keep the women on the other side of Purgatory. No gays either, they just send them to hell. So nobody is having sex around here.

>>4781974
I've been to that one across from the Hilton. IMO it's way overrated especially for the length of the line. Clearly their doing good business so it doesn't suck, but fuck all, in the time it takes to wait in line and get my shit I can walk to a real restaurant and be done with it. It's a tourista drama trap.

>College
>Been eating nothing but veggies and shit for the last two months to get weight down for wrestling
>train home for break
>starving, only food available was terrible, terrible pizza at the one station's food court
>said fuck it, got the pizza
>it's cumming neon orange grease everywhere and smells like old balls but it is so. fucking. good.

>get off of train after another six hours
>promptly vomit all over myself
>vomiting also causes me to violently shit myself
>collapse in puddle of own sick
>was so worth it

>>4782022
Yea sometimes its low qual. If you get them at the right time its really fresh and spiced right. Although that line is not fucking worth it when the one across the street is the same fucking thing.

>new to smoking weed
>decide to sit on the kitchen floor to get high and play magic
>end up eating an entire oreo pie, 2 bags of popcorn, about 1/4 pound of macaroni salad, boxed mac and cheese, and cheese and crackers with kielbasa slices (between the two of us)
>feel physically sick for the next two days
>it hurts to move
>continue to get high and make tons of food every day for the next two months
>right now i'm reading this thread and craving some crazy weird shit
help me

>>4782093
How are you stoners not fat as fuck? I see and hang with a bunch of hourly tokers and few are even fat.

>>4776517
>>4781974
>>4782022

The Halal Guys at 53rd & 6th are pretty decent (plus they are right up the street from my office), the main advantage to them is you know the food hasn't been sitting around, good sauce and they give you a fair amount.

The King of Falafel in Astoria (A block down from the N&Q on Broadway) is by far the best halal cart in the city, much better quality and quantity than anywhere else in the 5 boroughs.

>>4782115
High calorie intake in one sitting but fairly low intake over the course of the day. If I eat 1500 calories in one sitting I'll feel like I'm about to pop. But I could eat another 1000 throughout the rest of the day and still lose weight if I do that consistently.

>>4782115
i am fat as fuck actually but i was already fat before i ever started smoking. i've only gained about 10 pounds or so from the crazy binge eating and i can control myself a little better now but the cravings are still super intense

>>4782160
Look at what these sand people cook. Absolutely delicious

I just ate 5 grilled cheeses, and used a good 5 ounces of butter. sprinkle tapatio hot sauce on that shit and you're good to go.

>>4776517
>>4781974
>>4782022
>>4782160
>>4782171

the best ones are kept secret, namely the people who cook the stuff. there's this one guy that figured it out. he takes the lamb and burns it to extract all the essential oils. then he cooks the chicken in the residual lamb oil. it smells buttery as fuck. then he pours a ladle of the spiced broth over the vegetables and chicken- chop chop chop, "buddeh, u want white sauce hotsauce bbq green sauce?"

pic not related but it was pretty good

>>4782072
at least the vomiting and shitting helped you maintain weight

>>4782322
>>4782171
fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i'm gonna get cart tomorrow, even tho the ones near me are inferior. cravin dat tzatziki so much

>>4782325
Very true.

>>4779392
Goddamnit I forgot I always wanted to try that

>>4778370
Garlic chip and cheese with a battered sausage? Nothing wrong here. Tell you something though, and nobody here will know or agree, but if you live in Limerick city, Ireland, you can get battered sausages from Donkey Ford's, and they're the nicest in the world. Rio's in Castletroy isn't bad either, but the best is to get a garlic cheese chip from there and lash it into their quarter pounders for savage eating.

>>4775098
I was in paris recently, and went to Le Relais de l'Entrecôte. Admittedly this isn't "trashy", but leave it to the french to consider a salad drenched in oil, a steak smothered in a butter based sauce, and a plate of frenchfries, half a bottle of wine, and a chocolate cake to be considered a meal. Some in my group grew up in communist China, the very protocol in which food was served, quote "reminds me heavily of how we used to feed pigs, lined up in stalls tightly packed, seconds being given without question".

Yes, the meat was good, yes the fries were delicious, yes, the salad was nice, but let's just say I was anally devastated after the meal.

Everyone outside of france says how french food is "high class", the people inside of france seem to believe that is the wrong notion, that the food is highly rustic; I personally believe it is just plain heavy sometimes.

I didn't feel like doing shopping today so I made a bolonga , hot sauce, American cheese and white bread sandwich.

washed it down with some orange drink

ate two Twinkies after that

then for dinner I made Angel hair pasta with ketchup and hotdogs.


rip my health

>>4782604
I don't give a fuck about your health, what I do care about is when some poor lazy worthless motherfucker like you uses the ER, and I have to pay for that with MY tax money.
Fuck you.
Please save us money and oxygen and kill yourself right now.

>>4782617
I pay for my own health insurance nigga Fuck you.

>>4782781
Then carry on.

>>4776588

it probably wasnt a pube in the first place

>>4782617
yea basic human rights are conditional, i agree

>>4782814
Isn't it great when we all get along.

"Coffee" soup that had coffee grinds at the bottom, the soup itself was cold and had half-cooked rice in it.

Either a new orleans lucky dog or Kraft singles dragged in sugar.

>>4782837
the fuck

>>4782869

It always looks to me at first like he's giving the thumbs up.

>>4782870
Is that a shitty doctor's office or what? I assume he's sick and waiting to go home or see a doctor or something, then I see his sock and figure he's super drunk. Anyone know anything?

White Castle crave case stoned out of my mind in Bethpage.

Anyways, my buddy takes the cake. He has a concoction known as "Donut soup". He basically takes a box of those mini powdered donuts, puts them into a bowl and adds milk.

>>4779636
Sugar is a nutrient. I think eating the same quantities of the "drugs" you think are better than sugar for you would be worse for you than eating that amount of sugar. If I ate half a kilo of the "drugs" that are supposedly not as bad for me as sugar, I think I'd die.

>>4782923
Glorious

>>4782923
Towelie approves!

I ate this for lunch today.

The burger was soggy as FUCK.
The curry wasn't bad and there was a fuckload of it.
I also got 2 free pancakes with jam.
$11.

>>4782923
>He has a concoction known as "Donut soup". He basically takes a box of those mini powdered donuts, puts them into a bowl and adds milk.
It would be great in condensed milk.

Cheese. Just took some bites of a regular block of my friend's cheese while drunk.

>>4783055
Jesus Christ.

>>4779645
What the fuck kind of restaurant insults it's customers?

>>4783052
What curry is that? I've never seen anything like that.

>>4775156
Fuck me, you sound so fucking disgusting. Literally human garbage.

>hamburger helper
>hot dogs instead of hamburger
>hot dog helper

>>4776312
>They're called grammeln. They're made out the pure fat bits at the end of bacon that they can't use properly, they're literally solid blocks of fried grease.
>Usually they put them as filling in dumplings or meat pies but some crazy people appearantly buy them in big bags and straight up snack them like peanuts.
i had this in prague, mixed in pork schmaltz, with slivers of onion, and soft rye for spreading.

>>4783684
>hot dog helper

wut

>>4776004
Which chip shop? You a Bromley bro?

>>4779097
Someone is from Lincoln

I ate a KFC Poutine when I was hungover as fuck. My god do they ever pile on the gravy.

>>4775584
The Orange Beef they sold you sounds a lot more like Sweet and Sour Beef.

>>4783660

>>4779645
>just a penny
thats not how you leave an insulting tip
pennies are leftover all the time
instead, get a glass of water, put a quarter in, put a piece of paper over the top, flip it, and pull the paper out when its on the table
that way they can't get the quarter without removing the glass full of water

>>4784585
>instead, get a glass of water, put a quarter in, put a piece of paper over the top, flip it, and pull the paper out when its on the table
>that way they can't get the quarter without removing the glass full of water
Fuck I should have done this a couple times when the service was poor. I just left a penny tip, but this would have been awesome.

>>4784592
that'll get the wait staff there to hate your guts
but its fine if you don't plan on coming back there

>>4784607
>that'll get the wait staff there to hate your guts
That's the point.

>but its fine if you don't plan on coming back there
I wouldn't go back to a place with shit service/food, that's the point.

>>4783660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick%27s_Last_Resort

german here, they are called "grieben"

Theirs this hole in the wall burger/Mexican place called best burger or some bullshit in the crappier park of north hollywood that my buddy lives by.

They have 99c carne assada burgers, avocado burgers, etc. Tastes delicious, covered in grease, dripping, etc. But man two hours later your shitting out of every hole including .

>I eat their weekly best munchie food

>>4784740
This place is a trash heap in the Baltimore harbor. Why go here to be insulted when you can just go to Hard Rock Cafe. The Manager is my friends ex-wife and it makes sense why (she is a bitch).

>>4777266
Have these at fairies all the time. Best with some cinnamon on them, or chocolate .

>>4784740
It makes me mad that this place even exists, so thanks for reminding me about this retarded concept.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edsel_Ford_Fong

The skin off of an entire chicken. All of it. I was roasting a chicken to then pull apart and use in an alfredo sauce. When it came out of the oven I let it cool for a few minutes and began peeling the skin off and break apart the chicken. I'd eat a mouthful of skin, cut up some chicken, more skin, more chicken. Really good, but very very oily and nasty.

>>4784875
>and busing tables before diners were finished
There's this Chinese buffet I used to go to that were notorious for doing this. Sometimes they would literally take the food from under your fork while you ate. I never understood this, why they would waste/throw away food like this since it's buffet and customers would just go and get more. Some aversion to seeing an empty plate or something?

>>4785060
I'm surprised that a Chinese buffet would do this. Most Chinese hate to waste food.

Wait. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. You might not wanna go back to that restaurant.

>>4775098
my ex's pussy

this thread made me go out and get ribs, chicken fingers, chicken wings, fries, and taquitos for dinner
instead of a nice steak & some roasted potatoes

>>4785065
Not just waste of food but the seemingly waste of money, too.
>Wait. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. You might not wanna go back to that restaurant.
Aw, cmon anon? Do tell. I mean, it's a chinese buffet. There isn't much that would surprise me. Mind you, this is the same place I finally "discovered" that most sushi was thawed out frozen fish, and not fresh, like I had previously assumed.

>>4778392
Building Nothing out of Something is my favourite MM album.

>>4785098
>Aw, cmon anon? Do tell.
Well, they clear your plate that's still holding perfectly good food, yes?

What if they reused that shit?

>>4785105
>What if they reused that shit?
I was expecting a lot worse.

>>4785172
Well, think of the typical clientele of buffets.

>rednecks
>welfare collectors
>single-parent families with shitty children
>black people

And they could be reusing food that made contact with their utensils, which in turn made contact with their face. Or hell, directly touched by their hands.

cheesesteak ordered from some pizzeria

opened it up and some grease trickled out from the foil and burnt my hand

cheese was dripping out and i tried to catch it and burnt my hand again

and then i decided to just ball it up and eat it in one bite and all of the cheese and grease and ketchup slid down the back of my throat and burned with the heat of a thousand suns

>>4785332
sounds delicious, except for the ketchup
you gotta let those things cool

>>4785332
>cheeseteak
>ketchup

Pick one you fucking pleb

>>4785662

It's a steak, of course there's ketchup on it

>>4786205
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
NO NO NO NO NO

>>4786388
>refusing to use a superior steak condiment just so you can feel superior

>>4786205
And well done too!