/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4767126
Pineapple.

>>4767127
What are some foods I should stop eating to make it sweeter?

bull cum

>>4767126
OP if you want to eat something sweet just go get a dessert or some candy.
You don't have to eat your own cum, bro.

>>4767146
It's not for me.

>>4767126
Not sure if you are trolling but....

I think I read somewhere in the long past that celery helps.

It could be the fiber, or the smell of it, but it's supposed to make your cum more palatable.

>>4767159
Celery?
I don't want it to be palatable, I want it to be less salty.

>>4767178
>foods that will make my cum taste sweet
>don't want it to be palatable

pick one, jesus

Celery doesn't affect taste at all but it gives it a nice pearly white sheen.

Pineapple and similarly tart sweet fruits make it sweeter.

Avoid processed sugars such as soda

>>4767185
Are you implying salty food isn't palatable?

>dating an indian girl
>she has a very open, loving family
>she gives great head, but only intermittently
>one day, her mom sits me down and says, "sarita has told me your semen is too salty. you should eat more fruit. try mangoes."
>"o-o-okay"
>girlfriend says me eating more fruit
>gives head with rabid abandon

god i miss that girl

avoid spinach & broccoli rabe
i remember i went to dinner with the wife one night & had a NY strip with a side of broccoli rabe & she blew me later that night
she almost puked said it was so bitter

>>4767126
Pineapple?
Pinapple.
Fucking Pineapple!

>>4767126
rather than food taht make cum taste sweet. It actually meat taht make them taste bitter

>>4767178
>I want it to be less salty.

The only solution I have is for the cummer to be diabetic.
Which means he will pass a lot of unprocessed sugar in the tract, hence ejaculate sweetened sperms.

Not that I'd recommend people to become diabetic.

The other solution is to inject sugar solutions up the tract?

>>4767196
>i ate an entire broccoli and spinach tart the other day

>>4767136
avoid coffee, asparagus, broccoli and brussel sprouts. Basically everything that makes your piss smell.

>>4767202
>Not that I'd recommend people to become diabetic.

Why not? What is there to say against some sweet, sweet diabeetus?

>>4767207
Coffee?
Are you sure?
That's basically all I eat during the day.
Oh, and I smoke too.

>>4767194
I meant that what's the point of wanting to make your cum sweeter and less salty if you don't want it to be palatable? Does OP want gross yet sweet cum? I'm confused

There's an infographic on my laptop I'm on my phone at the moment...but there is one its a god tier cum infographic...have this instead

>>4767222
Oh I think I see it now.
Well, celery, pineapples and less coffee.
Got it.

>>4767217
All I know is my piss smells like coffee after drinking one or two cups of it, and I'm damn sure that the same thing happens to my sperm. I guess it's okay if you have coffee in the morning and get blown in the evening.

Watermelon, pineapple, celery for pearly white shit you see in porn. The phrase you are what you eat applies to men and women. Eat meat? Gonna taste bitter and shit. Eat a specific fruit? Gonna taste like it. Try drinking nothing but water and eating mangoes or pineapple for 2-3 days and cum buckets in her mouth and tell me your results won't be god like

>>4767217
I'd bet my ass that smoking makes your cum yellow, bitter and poisonous

>>4767126
Lots.

Any sweet food things will do the trick. I suggest strawberry yogurt. Have your partner (or yourself?) mix the yogurt and yourself well together in a bowl or cup and then it will be sweet.

>>4767233
>my piss smells like coffee after drinking one or two cups of it

Goddam. You need to see a doctor NOW.

>Just kidding. There are people who do not break down compounds in their body (smell, color, etc) like most people, but this doesn't mean they're unhealthy or what not.

Peppermints also help making it sweeter.

>>4767439
is this a trick

Seriously, just eat a fuck ton of grapes. Everyday atleast one bowl or two servings.
I know from experience.

>>4767454
do u meat meat too
and coffee
and cigars?

>>4767468
I smoke weed and cigarettes, drink coffee and tea and eat a fuck ton of meat.
Just make sure to get loads of fruit in with your diet and you'll be good. It has to be every day though.

>>4767486
yes master thanks thanks

These berries.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synsepalum_dulcificum

>>4767159
celery makes it pearly white.

>>4767223
This one?

>>4767195
What the flying fuck.

>>4768270
>over the course of a couple minutes
>minutes

>>4768270
They forgot Pygeum.

It's more about what you don't eat than what you eat.

Stay away from red meat, fish and cheese. Anything stinky or savory will make your cum taste not so great.

Fruits also will make it sweeter. Pineapple is good but other fruits work too.

It's more about what you don't eat than what you eat.

Stay away from beer, red meat, fish and cheese. Anything stinky or savory will make your cum taste not so great.

Fruits also will make it sweeter. Pineapple is good but other fruits work too.

>>4767223
>ice pack
>deep pore cleanser lotion

That's retarded. Cold closes the pores. You want to put a hot towel on your face before applying the lotion and then afterwards you use the ice or just cold water.

>>4767195
that is the most marvelous story i've heard in a long while

>>4767126
pineapple

>>4770092
/thread

My semen isn't even that salty. How bad can it be OP?

>>4770160
How do you know that your semen isnt salty?

>>4770188
Your girlfriend told me.

>>4770235
fite me irl

>gf sees my eating pineapple
>"is there a reason for that?"
>mfw I just like pineapple

Ok guys OP here, I bought 7 pineapples but I don't know if I can keep buying them, they are so expensive and eating one per day will fuck my wallet.

>>4770608

>>4771629
Dude just buy some pineapple juice. Drink a small glass or two before the big date. Problem solved.

You're going to need to do some experimenting.
Eat some pineapple (or drink some pineapple juice as >>4771654 suggested) and get ready to wank.
Pound off half an hour after, and smell (or taste, but I've got no advice there) the result. If it smells like bleach, you probably need more time.
Vary the timing until your nut smells sweet(er).

>>4771735
Do I have to taste it?
What if I like it? Will I become homosexual?

Don't forget your zinc in addition to pineapple.

>>4767126
Eggnogg and nutmeg, He drank it for days, and I swear to god his cum tasted like nutmeg.

>>4771752
Not even once anon. Do it and pretty soon you'll be at your local glory hole servicing strangers for an 8-ball

>>4771767
Are you sure?
I'm pretty sure only my cum would taste sweet.

>>4771752
I specifically said I've got no advice on that one. I assume you'd test it 'till it tasted good to you.
I guess.