/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's worse when you finally finish making your meal and then knock it all over.

>>4750034
>cut up potatoes
>peel
>throw the potatoes in the trash
>bake the peels
>wait...
>WAIT...
>WAIIIIIIIIT
>i forgot the salt and pepper!
>start eating peels
>this doesn't taste right
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>spend 30 minutes making risotto
>finally a consistency i like
>plate it for myself and gf
>start walking towards table
>her dog comes hauling ass into kitchen
>slides on hardwood
>slams into my legs sideways
>scramble to try and keep from falling
>risotto slides right off the plates
>dog gains balance and begins scarfing it

At least it was the straw that finally decided the dog stays outside while we are eating.

>pitting a load of stonefruits for various things
>bowls on one side, bin on the other
>fruits in bowls, stones/bad parts in bin
>fine for the first hour
>suddenly realise after about 10 mins I've been doing it backwards
>try to salvage binned fruit and pick out stones and bads from bowls
>mfw

>roast a metric shit ton of peppers
>have to peel them now
>spend 2 hours peeling and seeding peppers
>half a dozen peppers before the end, I realize I've been dumping peeled peppers into the bowl full of peels and trimings.
>mfw

>be making chocolate pudding
>mixing ingredients as follows
>milk
>chocolate powder
>corn starch etc. whatever
>mix it all up following the recipe
>stick finger in and taste it
>stomach RUMBLES
>oh no
>run to the bathroom with bowl (i don't know y)
>pour pudding into the toilet because its brown
>poop in bowl
>pudding finish
>OH NO

>>4750183

>>4750183
>pudding finish

>>4750183

>>4750183
wow

>>4750183
huehue

>>4750199
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>>4750224
>>4750225

>>4750183

>>4750183
>oh no

>>4750183
>pudding finish

>>4750147
fuck

>working on some intensive dish
>spend all day roasting tomatoes
>buy good wine for deglazing
>make amazing chicken pasta shit
>from tasting here and there know it's going to be amazing
>plate it up
>put on counter
>turn around to grab some parm
>turn back around
>arm knocks plate onto ground
>stare at food on floor for 30 seconds
>leave house and drive for a couple hours
>come home and go to sleep
>clean up in the morning and stop cooking for about a week

actually that is a great prank...ive done it before. get CLEAR gelatin, some dry ice (since you cant stick it in the fridge) and mix in the bowl and let set overnight after they have gone to bed. It sets up overnight and in the morning is hard jello but looks just like water. It is fantastic....the guy didnt crap, sadly, just pissed on it.