/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What the fuck? You wouldnt dare.

>>4716866
You's best be trolling. Nobody gets our man but us.

No thanks

only if she brings the leash.

WELL MAYBE IF YOU HAD ACTUALLY REMEMBERED US ON VALENTINES THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED, /ck/! MAYBE WE'LL TAKE HER UP ON HER OFFER

>>4717006
Don't listen to this anon. We still love you

>>4716879
>she

>>4717006
You don't talk for all of us and I'm pretty sure you're not remembering Valentine's Day correctly.

But /d/ always ends up with /tg/.

This is clearly a ploy to leave us disappointed at the prom so as to satisfy /d/'s cuckolding fetish.

>>4717014

>not noticing the shit damage control job they did

Wow you sure are desperate aren't you?

What the fuck are you doing, /ck/? Do you even know the prominent theories behind food pairing? Do you know what umami fucking is? Why are you so childish? Why don't you love us anymore?

>>4716866
/ck/ will you go to the prom with us? We really do love you

>>4717006
Bitch what! I brought you cupcakes!

Don't listen to the screaming idiot, we'd never go out with anyone but you...Well we'd never go if you weren't involved in some way, anyhow. I think that one /co/ actually might be /d/ starting shit

>>4717029
There's a slight chance that it's a random trying to crap it up for everyone.

>>4717029
Take your head out of your ass. There is more than one /co/mrade who's had his feelings hurt by /ck/'s bullshit.

I bet /ck/ is cheating on us.

>>4717029

I agree with this guy. He seems legit.

Look /ck/, perhaps you should talk to /d/ about this. Maybe you can make a compromise about this?

>>4717006
Bullcrap, /d/ never asked us. We had to find out about this from /tg/. We probably would've been abducted.

Btw, those cupcakes were delicious, /ck/.

>>4717040
You take that back

>>4717039

I don't know that sounds like it could go terribly fast.

>>4717040
This is some bullshit accusations with the intent to rile everyone up. Stop it.

>>4717039
I'm not feeling great about our relationship, but I really think sending /ck/ to /d/ is not the answer.

>>4717042

I would go as far as saying that could go terrible terribly fast.

>>4717042
>>4717045
No, no this will will end great.

>>4717049
either /d/ feeds /ck/ a limp biscuit or they make out

win/win?

>>4717041
>>4717043

No. It's not. Stop telling everyone you disagree with that they're a troll. These feelings are real and valid. Stop playing house, it isn't working.

>>4717054

No we don't want to have our waifu disgraced by the likes of /d/

>>4717050
>I bet /ck/ is cheating on us.

Where does this come from? Where are you drawing these assumptions? What terrible acts as /ck/ committed that makes you think she's cheating on us?

Well, to be fair, we did make ramen for /m/ last week. BUT, that's all that happened. We made him ramen and then sent him on his way. There was no funny business.

>>4717040
>I bet /ck/ is cheating on us.
That's a heavy accusation there anon. Got anything to back that up?

>>4717054
Actually, yeah, win/win. You'll see. /ck/ will make moves on /d/ and then I'll have even MORE proof she doesn't love us and she doesn't want to put in her fair share. Who do you think draws all the /co/ck/ art, huh?

>>4717065

Are you really expecting /ck/ to make us the art? We're /co/! That's OUR job!

This is getting stupid.

How many boards are you trying to drag this on to?

>>4717065
Yeah, /co/ makes the art dude. We actually have drawfags.

furry drawfags but still drawfags.

>>4717065
Keep away from our girlfriend.

We are already working with /d/ to improve our relationship, keep away from her!

>>4717060
>>4717063
Well what about
>>4717062

HM? Ramen is the BEST dinner /ck/ knows how to make!! And last Winter Ball, I'm almost certain she was strongly considering going with someone else.

>>4717062

/m/ probably wouldn't mess with our wife like that, he's a pretty cool dude, plus, he kind of has his own girl.

>>4717065

So because you have no proof you're trying to orchestrate a situation to give you proof?

>>4717072

Dude calm the fuck down, she makes us Ramen all the time. Plus, even if she did, it's just a ball. Unless she fucked someone at it then I don't really care.

>>4717069
So that mean she doesn't have to do a thing, huh? Some relationship. I slave over drawings and she doesn't even care. She doesn't care about our concerns, she's barely shown up to this thread

>>4717071
I've got something to tell you about /d/, bro....

>>4717072
I'm fine with /ck/ cooking food for other people, it's her passion and she enjoys seeing people enjoy her food. Why would I want to stop that?

Also, ramen? I don't think that's a heavy foreshadowing meal of things to come.

>>53015515
We need more pairings guys, as long as we know who truly loves who, this'll aaaall work out
After plenty of sexually tense threads of course

>>4717088
Wait hang on
>>>/co/53015515

Aren't we cool for threeways?

>>4717077
Come ON man, pull off the rose-colored glasses. This relationship has been waning and I'm sick of getting our heart tossed around.

>>4717093

Unless you're talking about preparing the same protein in three distinct yet appetizing ways on the same plate...no.

>>4717105
Yes. ...was that a metaphor?

>>4717089
Some passion. When does she ever care to cook WELL? Right now, on the front page there is a food porn thread, our thread, an Ikea meatballs thread, a pizza poll thread, a peta abused cow thread, a hostess thread, a frozen dinner thread, a eating-cereal-straight-out-of-the-box thread, a shitty NEET fridge thread, and more. Need I go on? VERY LITTLE OF /CK/ IS SERIOUS COOKING. /ck/ is a fucking slob.

>>4717118
Dude, fuck off, this thread is poo-gas.

>>4717028
dem cupcakes, man.

/d/ here.

You people are all faggots. I mean holy christ, board tan threads used to be, y'know, lighthearted and fun.

Now its just...drama. Also, the guy who started the thread on /co/ and claimed all this trash was from /tg/.

So, yeah.

I suppose we are still on for our one on one sessions though? I mean, obviously /co/ and /ck/ don't want a threesome, but individually...

We'll bring the tentacles, ropes, and anal toys.

>>4717124
are you /pol/?
>>>/pol/18914048

Sorry for this shit thread. It's a long story. Hopefully, this gets deleted soon. Most people are ignoring it, so that's good.

>>4717141
No, I'm from /co/ and I also think this whole thing is stupid.

>>4717148
>there are no threads other then this one

What the fuck is happening in this thread???
This isn't food or cooking.

>>4717168

stop reminding me how many times I cooked food for that cheating bastard.

>>4717168
See how little /ck/ cares for us? You don't give a fuck about your husband

>>4717168
Somebody made a few board-tan threads that should've been fun, but people took it too seriously and things have been spreading to other boards. Kindly ignore this thread as you have been until it gets deleted.

>>4717035
>>kidnapping us
sounds kinky.