/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Spoiled milk in Hershey's chocolate, a taste then recreated by other confectionary companies.

>>4663048
>not posting your own country's version of "good candy"

Impossible mode: It can't have toffee in it.

>>4663061
how pleb

>>4663067
>still can't post good food from their own country

how 3rd world.

>>4663073
>without toffee
>implying you aren't obsessed with toffee
>implying you'd even know candy from my country
>implying you'd even try it or like it since it wouldn't have toffee in it

what a pleb murrrikan
keep eating your shit tier disgusting CORN SYRUP candy

>>4663061
You're joking, right?
America has nothing on Britain's sweet heritage.

>>4663081
>still can't post a single edible item they can claim as their own
>continues to bash 'murica

Put up or shut up, faggot.

>>4663102
This thread is about american candy and how shit it is. Make your own thread if you want to discuss something else.

>>4663095
Explains lack of teeth
Murricans eat beef and pig, right off the hoof. Candy is for children and homos.

>>4663108
HOW BOUT NO.

This thread is now about shit-tier britbong food (pro-tip: that's all of it)

>>4663124
This thread is now about pure shitposting

>>4663129
Why does the UK hate freedom so much?

>>4663133
They know they cannot be trusted not to revert to savages therefore they charge their government to protect and watch over them.

>>>/sp/

>>4663133
Ask George III.

i for one love butterfingers

and reeses are delicious

but i dont usually buy candy

>>4663124
>implying I'm british

How pleb and typically murrrrikkkkan.

pls go clap elsewhere you fat retard

>>4663163
>too ashamed to say what nationality they are
>makes fun of other countries

Wow I can feel all that projection from here.

>chocolate is the only candy

euros please...

>>4663166
There's american candy without peanut butter/peanuts/"american chocolate"? Well there certainly isn't murricandy without corn syrup LOL

reeses are GOAT

>>4663164
Ashamed? Listen up, retard: it's all completely irrelevant to this thread, you fat retarded cock sucking american. Go shitpost in another thread, fat ass.

>>4663174
>third world savage learns to curse on the internet
It's so cute, like a baby deer taking it's first unsteady steps.

>>4663174
>he's not american

>>4663175
>get rekt repeatedly
>still shitpost

lol fat murripride
that delusion
that retardation

>>4663174
Come on.

yurop vs amerikkka shitposting aside, take a step back and reread your post.

>>4663198
Fuck you, guy.

>>4663198
what? are you canadian or something EH? stop drinking bagged milk EH! canada = a state of the us and the cap of northern america

>>4663207
are you done with your autism spasm yet? I'm american

>>4663218
>le buzzword: the reply

I think all that needs to be said has been said.

>American baking
>buy premix dough
>Shit a ton of ready made sugar icing on it
>throw up a couple of third world smarties and throw em on top
>pester everyone about how american cuisine is the best
>call it a day

And that's just for baking.

>>4663179
>>4663204

>babby too scared to admit his nationality

No wonder you hate americans so much, they took all the pride that your country lacks.

>>4663223
Keep being absolutely retarded and having no comprehesion skills, fat stupid hamburger clapper.

>>4663227
youve rephrased the exact same sentence at least 5 times now

>>4663223
this is you

>>4663230
You're really into your silly shitposting. This is very serious after all.

>>4663227
>>4663232

ITT: a bunch of pussies who take no pride in their homeland

>>4663227
>>4663232
>being this mad
I know not being American sucks, yuropoor.

>>4663238
>>4663241
stay mad and fat, you provide a lot of entertainment with your idiocy xD

ITT silly euro gets mad repeatedly

>>4663243
>xD

Canadian here. Do the american oh henry bars taste any different than their canadian counterpart? They look like they'd be a little underwhelming.

>>4663251
>posting old ass minor celebrity faggot over and over again like we're on /v/

seriously, faggot? lel just.. top lel epix XD

>>4663263
>still being mad
Ah, you guys are too easy. I'm from /sp/ anyways. I just came here to find a good grilled chicken recipe.

>>4663048
soy lecithin

>>4663254
Also, your version of smarties are what we call rockets.

But what's your version of OUR smarties? They're little candy coated chocolate things, kinda like M&M's.

>>4663272
Get your recipe and fuck off back to shitposting on /sp/, faggot.

>>4663275
i dont think we have those, m&ms are pretty ubiquitus

>>4663287
they're crap just like smarties

I've never eaten anything that was legit good AND american.

>>4663048
>Reese's
>shit

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love, and I'm like...

Europeans never fail to amuse

they're usually shitty baby food like mush, too, just like reese's crap

is that the only kind of texture baby murrrikans handle?

>>4663375
not even pussy?

>>4663254
Wow, I just had an Oh Henry for the first time a couple days ago and it was just alright, that Canadian version looks way better.

>>4663783
>eating out an american

that's just disgusting, m8

I want /pol/ to leave.

>american candy
>shit
Have you had Circus peanuts?

>>4663112

Fun fact: Americans have worse teeth than the British. Cosmetic dentistry is simply more common in America.

Nigger out of all of the candy in the entire world you picked the creme of the goddamn crop to call shit.

Reeses is elder god tier

A lot of american candy shops have opened up in my city.

It amazes me they stay open, I can't imagine they have many repeat customers as everything they sell is overpriced and garbage.

It's quite the culture shock after being bombarded in almost every form of media for decades about how awesome american candy is to find that it's tasteless processed muck.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts have also being popping up in super markets and they are terrible too. I'd rate Greggs doughnuts over Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and they are usually a third the price.

>>4663888

>Gritty salty brown sludge is elder god tier

I make it myself at home, typically in 20 gram batches and sometimes twice a day.

>>4663868
>Circus peanuts
Using the most pleb candy ever created in an attempt to prove your point.

Living close to the Ritter Sport factory I have some clear preferences regarding candy, but I feel like american candy isn't too bad.
You get what you pay for, super-processed sugarbombs.

>>4663048
why is shit overgeneralizing troll shit?

>>4663048
All candy is shit.

>>4663095
The big difference is American candy has to withstand higher temps so it's made differently. It's simply geography.

>>4663901
>come to this board to get away fom the plebeian/patrician attitude
>using the most pleb candy
>pleb candy

Welp, back to fucking /tv/.

>>4663129

> implying it wasn't pure shitposting from the very first post

Reeses Pieces > Reeses Cups

Wow, /ck/ has been really testy lately. I guess it was only a matter of time until the containment boards leaked into the better ones.

The only candy that matters is the candy sold in America. If it's not available in the U.S it is definitely shit and so is your stupid country/customs/clothing/music.

I'm only saying what we're all thinking.

>>4664276
I dunno, I don't like pieces as much as I like frozen cups.

Because the palate of the average American has been trained to prefer hugantic quantities of sugar and salt.

America invented candy so that the women would have something to suck on why the men were out building the greatest fucking country in the world.

>>4664648
You need to take back every word or even better go back in time and shut your whore mouth before you spray lukewarm shit from your worthless burger-hole.

>>4663890

Krispy Kreme are pretty fucking tasty...when you get them fresh. I once lived a couple blocks from one and getting a donut that's just finished baking a few minutes before you eat it is some magical shit. The Krispy Kreme you can buy in super markets isn't even remotely similar.

>>4663892
>I make it myself at home, typically in 20 gram batches and sometimes twice a day.

Wow, you must really enjoy eating it.

>>4663081
>implying you'd even know candy from my country

There's a reason why you've eaten american candy and we haven't eaten your country's candy.

Your country sucks.

>all this hate
God being an american feels so good.

>>4664805
so good i can feel it in my man boobs

>>4664808
Oh sure my manboobs look so big

>stay mad faggot

suck a cock you freedom hating fags you realize what language your speaking its american

>>4663048
>implying whatever shit hole you're from even has the luxury of candy

>>4664819

I do believe you mean english, not american, my friend. You can just go ahead and tie that red white and blue blindfold back on and live the dream.

>>4664836
>implying americans speak english like those cock sucking tea drinkers across the pond. I think we'll call it "american" thank you very much

>>4664811
LOL at this pic, stay insecure and get that bitch some braces with your moob money

>>4664847
>insecure
Poor faggot, running out of things to say. Do you even /fit/ ?

>>4663048
American candy is certainly not all shit (while acknowledging that Hershey's tastes like ass IMO).

Never had a peanut M&M? That's right up there with some of the best mass-market candy in the world.

>>4663890
>krispy kreme doughnut cold and in a supermarket

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

>>4664870
I have. It was disgusting. Most peanut candy is shit and murrrikans have plenty of those.

>>4664763
Murrifats don't even have candy from other countries besides Canada, Mexico and what the weebs bring over form Japan every now and then. Completely uncultured swine.

>>4664276
>implying shit > shit

I dunno, buddy. Shit is still shit.

>>4664941
>implying when your country gets invaded you can use your candy to defend yourselves.

Keep your queer candy. We have the best candy of them all. Freedom.