/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because pretzel shit is good.

More importantly, why are you eating fast food?

>>4657448
Because I watch a commercial on TV I'm eating fast food?

Food chains tend to grab onto fads and run with them. Today it's pretzels. A while back, portobello mushrooms were top tits. On the subject, people need to shut the fuck up about bacon.

that's not even a pretzel, it's a lye roll

>>4657451
>watching the electric jew

>>4657443
Sonic Pretzel Dog was fucking delicious.

>>4657476
Don't forget about avocado.

>>4657476
If you're after a serious answer, this.

Trends are important to grab onto the fickle I-want-to-try-something-different Average Joe, who are becoming more and more a dominant force in this part of the market.

>>4657477
So you could say this Pretzel fad is entirely a Lye?

>>4657626
the pretzel is a lye xD

>>4657719
>xD
I hope you choke to death on a pretzel.

at least its not ciabatta, that was the worst bandwagon trend for me.
Couldn't fucking eat a sandwich anywhere without cutting my mouth

>>4657443
oh god I ate a double pretzel burger the other day at Wendy's and nearly passed out right there on the table.

>>4657752
Christ you're fat

>>4657757
i'm 5'9 and weigh 150lbs. If I don't eat a lot I just start rapidly losing weight.

basically I eat anything I want and wake up in the morning skinny. makes all my friends upset when they go to mcdonalds and feel guilty about it and then I just order three different sandwiches in a row and a muffin.

>>4657765
that will last until late 20s. enjoy.

>>4657765
Either you're one of those people who grossly overestimate your intake, you get the physical activity of a pro athlete, you are in the height of puberty, or you have a tapeworm.

>>4657776
I might be the former but even my friends have commented "holy shit man you eat a LOT" and they're all fatter than me. not that I'm fat at all

I have maybe 15-20% body fat max. I'm 21.

can't wait until I turn 30 and it all hits me like a train.

>calling lye bread pretzel

>>4657765
>i'm 5'9 and weigh 150lbs
Hah. I'm 6' 2" and 145 lbs. Stay fat, Pudgey Lumpkins.

>>4657532
I don't know how I forgot avocado, yes.

>>4657532
Fuck you, avocado is a staple and it's delicious

>>4657838
Fuck you, avocado is a trend and it's disgusting.

I bet you eat grass, too.

>>4657728
I guess you've never browsed /v/? That's good mate, no need to go there.

>>4657843
>avocado is a trend
>my sides

>>4657793
>15-20% body fat
Well you're not that skinny either. Probably just fast metabolism. Watch out for that intake as you get older.

>>4657818
/fa/ pls go-
>145 lbs

>>4657818
fat piece of shit

>>4657851
orale ese, you best be vasilando

>>4657851
>>4657838
Avocado is a trend amongst white suburban people and hipsters.
I'm sure it's actually a "staple" for other less stupid groups of people.

>>4657818

>bragging about being underweight

>>4657863
I've eaten avocado since I was a child, I don't understand how it's a trend? It's always seemed like relatively known produce to me.

>>4657843
nigger, i have been having avocado on my subs since i was 5. bacon simply doesnt go well on a burger without it.

>>4657818
that sounds really unhealthy dude. you should eat more

that's like anorexic

>>4657858
yeah but I'm like this BECAUSE I eat so damn much. Like I started doing it on purpose because I kept looking at myself getting more and more skinny and felt bad. So I feel comfortable with the way I am now. I just wish I didn't have to eat so much.

I get bored of eating sometimes because I keep doing it so much.

because they use popular things like 5 years after they get popular

>>4657879
Its officaly a trend when you have annoying commericals with squeaky voices that go like this:
>Avacado?
>Avacado.
>Avacado!
>(sad voice) Avacado

I shit you not there is a commerical like that. I about took a left turn into the path of a semi over it.

>>4657899
Four times you wrote out that word in your post and you couldn't spell it correctly even once?

>>4657907
he judges existence by commercials

>>4657907
I'm drunk after working all damn night. I don't care how you spell a nasty green food.

>>4657911
how can your job make you so upset over tropical fruits?

have you considered a new career path? or an avocado? they're not so bad.

>>4657911
nasty? avocado is not nasty son.

>>4657919
Wrong. Theyre vomit inducing.

>>4657919
the texture is fucking disgusting when it's on its own
I can't have nachos with guac when i'm drunk because i feel like barfing everywhere.

unless you use fresh avocados (hint: fast food will always say their ingredients are FRESH™) then its shit. Have you seen subway's guacamole? its neon green shit in a bag. and it is a trend. If a trend is tendency to do something, and almost all fast food places use avocados, then avocados are a trend. Deal with it nostalgia fags

Subway and its obsession with avocado currently has ruined them.

Please Subway, don't jump on the Mango train. In fact, all American fast food chains stay the fuck away from Mangos and other tropical fruits.

I don't get the Subway demographic. I don't know anyone who would go within 100 feet of Subway on purpose. They are the absolute shittiest subs you can buy.

>>4657955
>>4657959

These fucking fags have obviously never had straight butter.

I bet you losers love that spray-on I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Semen. Reminds you of those long boys nights with daddy.

>>4657996
you people watch way the fuck too much television.

throw that shit out on the curb, your ideas about reality are batshit crazy. a shitty sandwich franchise can ruin an ordinary food so easily? what the hell happened to you? are people this impressionable?

>>4657626
You could say the lye is on a roll.

>>4657443
>wendy's and sonic
>so many

>>4658005
Wow you are furious over people not liking what you like

>>4657719
>Maximum faggot

>>4658046
Grocery stores have started selling the rolls too. Previously, I had never seen them before.

>>4658046
also currently eating a hotpocket with pretzel bread.

>>4658046
I saw a burger king add for them today.

>>4657871
not same guy, but 5'9 150(unless that weight is muscle) is nothing to be proud of. I'm 6'0 and 145, mainly due to a strict diet and extensive exercise. Wish I could eat whatever I want and not get fat :/

>>4658821
>I'm 6'0 and 145, mainly due to a strict diet and extensive exercise.
Are you a stick?

>>4657481

>electric jew
>not talmudvision

>>4658821
6'2 145 is fucking disgusting, you probably look like shit.

>>4658821
I'm about that height too and I'm 132-134 at any given time normally except when I food binge on weekends before going back to not eating much. Shit am I really this underweight if that is bad?

Why do more people start making something as it becomes trendy?

>>4657626
>Lye
This is now a lutefisk thread.

>>4658821
I have fairly low body fat so yeah, most of my mass is bone/muscle/etc.

You just sound like you have anorexia though. I try to eat a lot because my metabolism is FUCKED.

today I woke up and ate bacon, eggs, fried mushrooms and tomatoes. then had some fruits. then went to work, grabbed one of those burgers in the picture (thanks, /ck/). Then I got to work, ate a bagel, worked a bit, drank a meal supplement in the meantime (I drink meal supplements every day, I have to or else I'll just become a stick). Then I ate my lunch, which was a sandwich so massive my co-workers were making fun of me for it. Also some apple slices, berries, orange. And now I just got home and I'm fucking starving.

also I'll wake up in the morning looking skinny as hell, every morning I look at myself and think "wtf".

I'm not even proud of this at all. I wish I could be 200lbs. I'm jealous of fat people.

Tried one last night.
Bun was very chewy, almost uncomfortably so. Only advantage is that it won't get soggy like traditional buns.

The honey mustard sauce tasted out of place. The veg and burger itself were nice, but the cheese was hard plastic.