/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4644001
Monopoly?

>>4644004
you got it!
let's see if I can win the big bucks!

>>4644011

if you were a winner you wouldn't be eating at mcdonalds

Damn...

>>4644012

SICK

BURN

oh god, he will never recover in his lifetime

Still got one more shot!
Could this be the one?

It's a terrible, terrible board game and it's a terrible, terrible food game.

>>4644025

Congrats, you won obesity with malnutrition!

Not this time...

>>4644001
Do they make you go online and enter some bullshit code to find out if you actually won anything in order to drive traffic to their shitty website like how every other "no purchase necessary" contest nowadays does? Fuck, I hate those.

Now lets scope out this beautiful burger.

>>4644052
>big mac

oooo mah nigga

Tasty...

>>4644050
There is a code where you can go online and register for a second chance to win. Don't have to though. I hate that shit too.

It's always fun to play, until you look at the odds.

http://www.businessinsider.com/math-mcdonalds-monopoly-odds-probability-2013-7

>>4644052
>checking the pieces before eating

No wonder you got shit.

>>4644001
> got paid today
> seriously considering fast food

The only prob is McDonalds is the only one close enough to bike to and I hate their fries. I wish Burger King was closer... it's like a 15mi bike ride

But wait! There's more!

I think I eat more McDonalds during the monopoly games season than I do during the rest of the year.

I like collectin those little pieces.

>>4644078
>preferring BK fries over based Mickey D's
Official fry ranking:

>Wendy's (just out of the fryer)>McD's (just out of the fryer)>McD's>>>>>>BK>>>>>>>Wendy's after 10 minutes

Here goes nothin

>go to Mickey D's for lunch
>plan on getting a few things off the dollar menu
>see "a chance to win 1 million dollars on a Big Mac!!"
>damnit, now I have to at least try
>end up spending $7+ on Big Mac combo
>don't win anything

Every fucking time.
Also, has the Big Mac combo become more expensive recently? $7 is ludicrous.

i dont know where op is from but in the UK or at least where i live mcdonalds has to make you win something every time mainly just a burning hot apple pie occasionally a mcflurry but every time i went there i won something

>>4644052

Where? I just see a big mac.

Not looking promising...

>>4644097

Seriously, prices have been increasing. I remember getting those sausage burritos for breakfast, now they have cut them down by like 1/3 of the size.

Big Macs were 2.89, then 3.29, now they're like 3.9. The sausage mcmuffin was like $3, now then raised them to $4. Not even worth it anymore.

Shit son, I'd rather go to Carls Jr. Though I like Mcdonalds breakfast better.

Last chance...

Welp. Maybe next time.

>>4644122
nice codes bro, you mind if i use them?

>>4644116
I horde McDonalds coupons. They tend to expire quickly, but I get to one often enough that it works. My friends who don't eat at Mcdonalds (I do because it's the cheapest thing aside from 7-11 in the shithole downtown area that I work in) give me the booklets of coupons they get mailed. Their summer booklet had two coupons for two six-piece nuggets for three bucks, which is great. I'm glad their new bacon breakfast biscuit is 2 for three bucks as well, hope it stays that way for a while.

>>4644127
Go for it.
Just let me know if you win anything so I can be mad I posted them on the internet.

>>4644061
I think I puked a little in my mouth. Are they even bothering using beef anymore?

Im not a fat fuck by any means..but do anyone here also not get full by eating a Big Mac?

it just feels like too much bread and small patties

>>4644172

Same. It's because it's a shitton of sugar and starch calories, with very little protein and fiber. So it's almost only the fat filling you up.

>>4644097

Damn, see that's why I normally don't go for combos. Today I got two spicy chicken sandwiches, Habenero bacon quarter pounder (the reason I went really, wanted to try, it was wonderful) and a mcdouble for 7 bucks.

>full
>gonna eat that mcdouble and remaining spicy chicken later
>me dancing when

>>4644172
Yeah thats why I normally just get the quarter pounder.

>>4644200
FUCK OFF MCDONALDS SHILL
NO ONE WANTS TO BUY YOUR SHIT GMO SOY LECITHIN MEAT POOP FOOD

i cook my own food
and so does the rest of the world.
ill eat poop before i eat mcdonalds shit.
its not even real bread
its not even real meat.

>>4644195

>implying people that eat fast food look like that

>>4644206
>implying it's not a tasty treat every once in awhile

>>4644219

>implying 'once in a while' isn't twice a day in your case

>>4644206
>its not even real bread
>its not even real meat.
Really? In this day and age we have to still spout bullshit over fast food? There are plenty of legitimate reasons not to eat it, but don't be a fucking retard like this guy.

Fuck monopoly. One year I actually got all the pieces for a $1K cash prize, only to find out getting all the pieces just puts you in another lottery. They put you in a group of people who collected the full set and then randomly choose a winner. I would have been furious if most of those pieces hadn't been free.

>>4644232
>>its not even real meat.

In the case of Taco Bell that's pretty true

>>4644243
>only to find out getting all the pieces just puts you in another lottery
That's pretty bull. I imagine pulling a Boardwalk piece would still be incredibly exciting though.

>>4644206
>calling people shills
please stop

>>4644129
Where do you live that the cheapest thing near where you work only consists of McDs?

>>4644267
I work in a urban development near washington dc. full timejob with transit and partime at a theater doing the food service. if i have good coupons i vary it up with chik-fil-a(they don't have a good value menu like mickey d's thought. and occasionally get a burrito at chipotle, since those can fill me up.

still, my diet is awful, and repetitive. but my income doesn't afford anything else.

>>4644001
Obesity?

>>4644314
How clever!

>>4644094
No, I live by my college campus. The McDonalds is near campus. The burger king is out by younkers and menards and shopko and the big retail shopping area and the highway everyone passes through. Hence the burger king makes fresher, better quality food, the McDonalds always has stringy, greasy fries that taste like old oil. I get fries at BK and they're so hot and amazing.

>>4644314
b-but that never left!

>>4644001
>mcdonalds
>food

mein siden

>>4644232
what is in the slightest degree "retarded" about what he said? it's fucking true

>>4644261
yes, let's censor this board. don't say what i don't wanna hear

ITT: obese, unemployed weebs envy a man who's at an appropriate weight and clearly employed.

I hate that I've browsed this board long enough to notice the pattern.

>>4645313
>at an appropriate weight and clearly employed
What makes you think this anon?

>>4644052
>>4644061
Where the fuck is the meat?
That burger is so goddamn tiny ;_;

>http://www.inquisitr.com/852717/mcdonalds-monopoly-sweepstakes-returns-with-worse-odds-than-lottery/

The only prize easily attainable is obesity.

>>4645345
EVERYONES A WINNER

>>4645324
>being this new and blind

OP has been around for quite a while and he's clearly in a sound proof room for work (which he's stated previously). I wish you discovered this board before it became the embarrassing shithole it is today.

>>4644232
>>4644206
I've never bought a single one of those arguments. McDonalds has more quality control than 99% of restaurants because they're massive, lawsuit avoidant and disciplined top down. You get what it says on the package

Also, portion control>what you eat. McDonalds doesn't make you fat
>>4644097
You're supposed to buy McDoubles bro

>>4645335
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0

>>4645335

Believe it or not, there was a time when burgers were more than just a big fucking slab of meat, when several ingredients worked together to create something that tasted like more than just beef.

Double-decker burgers are a thing of the past, though, except for the Big Mac. Sad, really.

>>4644012

>>4644094
>Preferring fries

Onion Ring Master race. Fries are for the plebs.

Why would anyone order a Big Mac nowadays? Just order a McDouble, and ask them to swap out the mustard and ketchup for lettuce and special sauce. Unless you really like sesame seeds or way too much bun, it's virtually identical and <1/2 the price.

>>4645394

>Also, portion control>what you eat. McDonalds doesn't make you fat

You can control your portions eating at McDonald's, but it's not giving you almost anything besides crap to begin with. If you live on fast food, you're either in malnutrtion or taking in too many calories.

>McDonalds has more quality control than 99% of restaurants because they're massive, lawsuit avoidant and disciplined top down

Actually they're franchised - but the appeal of a franchise has always been the illusion of consistency. Good for feeble scared minds.

>>4644094
didn't even mention the true #1, Checkers/Rallys.

cold checkers fries are better than anything you listed there.

Oh hey my thread is still up.
Here we go again....
Today we have the new quarter pounder deluxe.

>>4646236
>qp deluxe

might get one myself later on if it looks good.

So apparently they don't put the Monopoly pieces on the deluxe burger anymore. (I'm pretty sure they did back when it was the angus deluxe)

Anyway the burger looks pretty much the same as the old angus deluxe except with a different bun.

>>4646236

Does it have 2 slices of cheese? If not then it's no Quarter Pounder

>>4644001
diabeetus?

>>4646263
Nope it's the quarter pounder "deluxe".
It's basically the old angus burgers with a new name.

>>4646260
do they make the double quarter pounder in a deluxe as well?

Alright here goes nothin.

>>4646279
Nope just the regular.

No dice

Aaand finally the drink...
Oh shit it's blue! Could it be Boardwalk???

Where are you located? I'm in Southern California and I haven't noticed any ads for Monopoly being back. Then again, I dvr all my shit and fast forward most of the time.

You bast'd... now I want McDonalds!

>>4646335
I'm on the edge of my seat OP

>>4646415
Got busy doing something else and forgot about the thread.

Nothing this time. Maybe next time though...

>>4646335
I heard that they print a lot of Park Places, and only 2 or 3 Boardwalks. The odds of getting the golden combo are extremely high.