/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4636882
Is that a good thing?
Wat is it? Is that chocolate syrup on top?

>>4636882
How does he feel about you cheating on him?

>>4636886
bbq

what do you do for a living?

>>4636889
10/10

A box of obesity?

How long until the guilt consumes your soul and you kill yourself?

>>4636900
She gets plowed.

>>4636900
She's a field.

>>4636900
im an accountant

>>4636921

timestamp your tits or GTFO

>>4636921
I mean, an accountant and do a bit of office work. At a brothel.

>>4636921
Does your boss plow you or something?

>>4636925
>NOT ME

>tfw no pornstar gf

> plow

it's plough

>>4636931
>>4636924
gb2 /b/

>>4636924
i could but i dont think my bf would appreciate it (although i have the computer and theres no way im getting off it so he can use it.)

>>4636931
>tfw even if had one, would always doubt if she was just acting during sex and cry from inadequacy issues after

>>4636940

how's he ever going to know. DO IT or for all we know you're just some fat middle-aged guy with weird fantasies

>>4636941
All girls are acting honey... just so you know

>>4636936
Either spelling is correct you cunt.
>>4636940
What does it matter? You're getting ploughed at work anyway.
That pizza looks like shit.

I bought that bitch a BBQ pizza. Bitches love BBQ pizza.

>>4636948
it did look shit but it tasted ok though.
It could have used pineapple and ranch

I doubt you mean getting drunk at work as an accountant, so why do you fuck your boss?

>>4636951
Disgusting. I hope you get ploughed with a plow next time.

>her boss films the fucking
>sends it to her bf while she leaves work
>bf faps to his gf getting plowed by her boss
>finishes in 2 minutes
>orders pizza
>gf gets home and makes this thread

>>4636917

>>4636951

TITS NOW TITS NOW TITS NOW TITS. NOW.

Don't take this the wrong way. You're welcome here. Most of us don't hate women or objectify them or anything.

But c'mon. Make with the tits.

>Waste of air boyfriend buys a pizza
>Can't probably cook to save his life
>Wants you to get fat and later dump you so he has a excuse

>>4636951
like this?

>>4636964
Looks like a Norwegian kind of pizza, looking at how it is sliced and stuff

>>4636940
You are a female on 4chan, there will be no negative consequences if you post tits.

>>4636921
dickbutt

>>4636944
Not squirters.

What a fucking five star thread, OP.
You should feel proud of yourself.

>>4636983
ummm thats just pee

>>4637048
If she squirts then she has had an orgasm.
Yes it is mostly urine.

>>4636882

The pizza place one block from my apartment makes this. On a scale of 0-10, how jelly are you?

>>4637061
no its because she needs to pee and its to awkward to go because sex is happening to her, so she just pees.
Everything else is acting too.

>>4636913

>implying women ever feel guilty about being cheating whores
>implying women justify cheating

>>4637070
00000000000/10

The sauce looks like coolaid, I cant tell where the crust begins and the pizza ends, it has pineapple. what are those white bits? if its feta I'm taking my score into the negatives.

>>4637081

*don't justify

>>4637086
>>implying humans dont justify everything,
>>implying negative qualities are the domain of women.
the only thing worse than a woman is someone who thinks their shit doesnt stink.

>>4637081
>>4637089
>implying either of you understand us

lol guys are dum

>>4637075
She must be a great fucking actress.
http://www.xvideos.com/video1851258/cytherea_and_peter_north
Pun intended.

>>4637101
>dum

>>4637103
>posts a video of a girl wetting the bed.

Whats ur point?

>>4637106
That is squirting, it is faked in way too many cases but she is an example of real squirting.

>>4637110
You mean cocking.

>>4637101
>>implying I don't understand myself fairly well

>>4637108
it just shows her peeing during sex. Theres nothing magical about that.

>>4636900
She gets plowed. Obviously, she's a hooker who cosplays as an accountant. Probably a fat one judging from the food she eats.

>>4636944
Dohoho, I've got bad news for you, kid.

>>4637139
and the bad news is?

>>4636889
I see what you did there.

>>4637122
How are you not getting this?
It is a clear sign of orgasm, when all the moaning and such that most females do is not always a clear sign.

>>4637157
You fucking suck as sex.

>>4636882
Is that good or bad?

>>4636944

not true. all girls who aren't acting are dirty sluts though. I'd rather a girl who pretends well and is a decent human being. female sexual empowerment is why modern society can't have nice things.

>>4637171
No, it's not, you can squirt without having an orgasm

so given that the thread is derailed beyond recognition and it was shitty to start with...
SEX FOOD thread GO!
> yes I got the pic off google, sue me

>>4637219
That is called urinating.

>>4637243
So is squirting.

i had a problem with "squirting" accidentally during sex with my first bf and i thought i was not normal but i spke to my girl freinds about it and it is completely normal.
To clarify: yes, it is just urine and it has nothing to do with the elusive orgasms that apparently exist.
Some girls do it because they can't hold it in, some do it on purpose as a "semen revenge" thing.
Either way we all get together and laugh at you guys about it afterwards.
After all we are getting away with peeing on you among other things.

female ejaculation comes from the skenes gland and is not piss

piss comes from the urethra and is piss

any questions

>>4637297
>believing wikipedia not an actual female
lel

BBQ sauce is alright on pizza, but is it just me, or does too much sugar in your dinner just make you furious with anger?

your boyfriend must hate you for being a prostitute

>>4637299

>women
>knowing anything at all

top lel

>>4637313
>thats why he pays the pizza
i guess its ok that he doesnt tip then

>>4636944
>thinks all girls squeal and moan during sex

So the boring ones that lay there motionless are acting like they're not having the time of their life when they really are? lol, ok. I mean you said they're all acting, but you seem to only be referencing retarded pornos.

But tell me Hollywood guru, which part of the act is it when I watch the sex vids I made with my girl and see her eyes squinting tightly while I'm pressed against her, head turned, ear to ear, moving just right at that angle she said feels best?

I must be doing something right because she isn't acting like a DONKEY.

>>4637330
>believing you're own hype
she was just doing that to try and make you happy.
Its called ACTING

>>4636958
You are a retard. Please leave. Or drink a bleach cocktail, I don't care which.

>>4636882
>MFW I haven't had sex in 14 years and can't contribute to the topic of how women react during sex.

>>4637352
they are pretending anyway so dont worry too much about it

>>4637352

>mfw im a gay man and i also dont give a shit about how women react during sex

h-he guys...
why do women wear make up and perfume?

>cos there ugly and they stink


and they cant control there pee

>>4637171
The only signs I can think of for a legitimate orgasm is a quickly contracting pussy. Most people can't recreate the sensation of cumming unless they are actually cumming. Also gasps, those are hard to fake.

>>4637391

how much do I have to pay to fuck your skull?

>>4637395
>its hard to hyperventilate and to bear down

Girls aren't acting... No girl would act like that on purpose. I ve only had 2gfs and i was least attracted to them when banging. They made stupid sounds and would twitch randomly and push me away... then get pissed when they push you too far away. Bitches be fucked up and need to learn how to get their man off, felt like I was masturbsting with a life sized fleshlight.

>>4637395
this

>>4637403
It is though. You can't make your pussy contract like when you cum and I'm not talking about moans and screams, I'm talking about a nice slight gasp and an arch. Whore's like you are either horrible actors or are so jaded you can't cum anymore

>>4637420
>It is not though. You can make your pussy contract like when you "cum" and I'm talking about moans and screams, I'm talking about a nice slight gasp and an arch.

Sounds like you don't have tits and he's trying to fatten you up.

>>4637707

>curvy woman detected

>>4636944
Not true, even if I wasn't any good, she has to be getting some thrill out of sleeping with her nephew.

>>4637707
>>4637743

you mean fat women with fat tits

big tits on a fat cunt are like abs on a skinny guy

>>4637777

Wait, what the fuck did I miss?

>>4637777
>she has to be getting some thrill out of sleeping with her nephew.

Mother fucking story time

>>4637777
>7777
nice

>>4637703
>You can make your pussy contract like when you "cum"

ITT: A bunch of people with only elementary understandings of physiology

The rapidness of the contractions of a woman's orgasm can't be emulated by her squeezing her kegels.

>>4636882
>come upon thread
>browse for tits
>still no tits posted

OP, what in the sweet merciful fuck is wrong with you?

>>4636900
She doesn't do anything for a living. She gets done.

>>4637048
It´s not.

>>4637352
if you at least masturbate, shouldnt that be enough to know? or are you unable to cum in that manner?

>>4636882
I just gained 3 pounds just by starig at your pic

>>4637871
>hurrr tits or gtfo

please go back to /b/. About 60% of the posters on /ck/ are women and they want to actually talk about cooking, as do I.

I really shouldn't browse /ck/ so late in the night, I'm hungry

>>4637788
nice dubs

>>4637089

No, I was specifically referring to justifying being a cheating whore as being within the domain of women.

When a guy cheats, he does it in spite of the fact that he knows it's wrong, because he'd rather follow his dick and briefly feel good than obey than his sense of morality and loyalty.

When a woman cheats, she makes up reasons why it's fine, falsely idealizes herself as the battered wife in a lifetime made-for-TV movie, and genuinely convinces herself that cheating (on men) is okay and that anyone disagrees is a sexist.

A cheating man thinks like a thug committing a crime. A cheating woman thinks like a dictator committing a genocide.

>>4637973
you're an idiot, denial and excusing and nobody thinking they're the bad guy is not limited to women, and in fact those same thugs you speak of think exactly like that: they don't think it's their fault, they always have an excuse. Everyone from hitler to that hobo that shanked a 7/11 store for 50 dollars and some skittles has an excuse. A reason why it's not their fault. IT's human fucking nature.

see
>>4637089

4chan became instagram since I've been gone.

Meat eaters are disgusting degenerates.

>>4637991
/ck/'s turned into OMG I HAVE A BF/GF GIVE ME ATTENTION

It's appalling.

>meatlovers
He knows you're cheating

>>4636882
I made this for my forever lonely ass
Curry seasoned tilapia with coconut milk simmered rice noodles, carrots and bell pepper.
Rate me pls

>>4638170
Like ;3

>>4638170
> posting food in an obvious sex thread
Can't you see this thread is completely off topic. Now post something worthwhile like a reaction face.

I faked an orgasm to my bf twice just to see how he acted around me afterwards

>>4637292

>semen revenge

so how old were you when your dad first molested you?

>>4636944
>all girls are acting
confirmed for latent homosexual afraid of oral sex

>>4636882
good man.

>>4637292
my gf squirts from her butthole what does that mean

>>4638435
no

>>4636917
lold

why cant you guys just leave the seat down so we dont have to cheat on you or do semen revenge to get back at you?
you did this.

>>4639805

>>4637373
/pol/ pls go

>>4638170
I'd totally bone you just for making that. If it's spicy, I'll eat ass. 6'1" 205 10% bf.

Pls respond

>>4638170
>tilapia
montezuma's revenge/10

>>4637299
>claims to be an actual female
>not realizing that the vagina and urethra are two separate entities
>not realizing that women do not cum the same way men do, and generally there is very little fluid and most of it comes out several hours after sex

You're either a virgin or a dude or both, and you're not fooling anyone.

>>4639861
/fit/izen here. Mirin stats, post pic. No homo ofc.
Thread is off-topic anyway, but polite sage.

>>4639921
see
>>4637103

>>4639861
you only have 10% of a bf? I have 0% gf...

>>4639921

Women sometimes urinate when cumming, normally if the bladder is full. In rare occasions she shits if she already had the urge before sex. That's why births are so damn disgusting - - 7/10 times they shit while pushing.

This is why I always make sure I don't need to go to the bathroom before sex. It may interrupt foreplay, but at least I'm not a messy cunt.

>>4641713

lmao what the fuck
your vag is borked nigga

>>4641713
You're supposed to pee after sex. Enjoy your UTI.

>>4637082
adding more 0s doesn't make it less than 0

>>4641741

Do that too. Learned that the hard way. UTI are horrible and painful.

Why am I talking about this on /ck/?

>>4641713
>tfw I was a C-section
>tfw I wasn't shat on in my first seconds of life like the rest of you

>>4641805
retard you comment makes no sense. Do you even know what tfw means? Lurk more

8.5/10 would eat

>>4641846
>tfw this nigger right here

>>4637213
>female sexual empowerment is i cant get laid
fixed it for you bud

>>4641799
you should wipe from front to back

>>4641846
Calm down faggot. Did you get some shit in your ears when you fell out of that bloody cunt?

>>4641855
>55
nice

>>4641805
how'd that weaker immune system work out for you?