/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You didn't have a problem with the fact that they deep fry everything in sight?

>>tasteless spray-on 'butter'
>buying spray-on butter
>>chocolate is tasteless
>you have no tastebuds?
>>cheese tastes like plastic
>stop buying the cheapest shit you can then
>>cereal that makes your milk turn acid blue
>stop eating trix then
>>tea is horrible
>not ordering tea leaves online
>>crisps are awful
>u wut m8?

Sounds like your relatives just have shitty taste.

America has lots of great food, and also lots of shitty food, as well as lots of people who prefer the latter.

Sounds like your relatives just suck. Spray on butter? Terrible. Bad chocolate? Hershey's by any chance? Plastic cheese? Yeah....no good. Cereal that changes milk color? Made for obese little beasts. Bad tea? usually owned by people who don't drink tea to show they're "sophistamacated" Bad chips/crisps? Cheap brand. Hate to break it to you, your family is white-trash, and would eat terrible food anywhere they live.

>>4616379

>white trash

they live in a huge house, and one of them worked as a pharmaceutical rep selling pills to Doctors. They were pretty affluent.

Sounds like you just have shitty relatives OP

>spray on butter
I'm American and I didn't even know this was a thing

America has a terrible cooking culture, so many people believe they're too busy to make food properly (lazy).

>>4616379

Also

>Hershey's by any chance?

No, I am aware that isn't chocolate. I tried a few different brands.

>Bad chips/crisps? Cheap brand

Again, I tried a few brands (that I bought myself and certainly weren't cheap)

>Plastic cheese? Yeah....no good.

No, the cheese cheese tasted like plastic

>>4616337

Oh and forgot to mention

>powdered egg
>powdered potato

what the fuck?

>spud kicker
>talking about shitty food

>trying to generalize American food


you are one dumb mother fucker

rich people can have poor taste, too

>>4616394
This is only half correct

>>4616411
Which half?

>>4616400

>>4616415
There are many people that are too lazy to make food properly.

>>4616417

How common is it for Americans to use the setup in pic related for their bathrooms?

I went to visit some relatives in Iowa, and got to stay at their house. They lived in a pretty small city and had to do this because of something that had to do with their city sewage treatment.

Essentially you had to throw the used toilet paper in a separate bin and then also scoop the biggest turds back up and put them in yet another separate bin.

I've experienced the TP thing in hotels like Cyprus, Spain and Greece but the scoop thing came as a complete shock and I thought they were joking.

Could some American shed some light on this? How prevalent is it?

Thanks.

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>>4616400
>>4616420

>"Nazism places the black Aboriginal Australians and "African savages" at the bottom of the hierarchy, while the white Northern and Western European Aryans (consisting of Germans, Swedish, Icelanders, Norwegians, Danish, British, Irish, Dutch, French,) were at the top"

>"Nazi policy stressed the superiority of the Nordic race, a sub-race of the white Caucasian race European population defined by anthropometric models of racial difference. The Nordic race was said to comprise only the Germanic peoples Scandinavians (Norwegians, Swedish, Danish, Icelanders, and Faroese), Germans (including Austrian Germans and Sudeten Germans), Alemannic Swiss, Liechtensteiners, Luxembourgers, the Dutch, Flemings, Afrikaners, Frisians, the English and Irish."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_race

Irish = Ubermensch

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>>4616385
trash can have money, you know

>>4616425
You see a lot of hispanic immigrants doing that, but I've never heard of it being a necessity because of plumbing.

More a force of habit influenced by their homeland's marginal plumbing/sewage systems.

>>4616426
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>>4616434

see

>>4616432

stay mad

>>4616337
Coming from the Irish, we take that as a compliment.
Thanks mate!

>>4616425
American here, are your relatives fucking quakers?

>>4616440
>god awful unemployment rate
>white

pick one

>>4616337
That's not America that is trailor trash.

Your American family is the lowest of low class, don't drag the rest of us down with your shit tier relatives.

>>4616432
That wasn't NAZI policy you idiot. Their policy was fear. Very simple and done on an industrial scale. Fear of what would happen if you didn't goose step and follow the government's plan and rules. Fear the your own children would give you up if happened to think difference.

They were beaten, broken, and destroyed by Britain, the USA, and others who don't like goose stepping. They're consigned to hell.

>>4616385
You can take the trash out of the trailor but you can't take the trailor out of the trash.

>>4616449

>american
>criticizing other nationalities
>thinks he knows better than the best scientists of the Third Reich

haha oh wow, this is too much

>>4616425
What the fucking shit I've never heard of this

>>4616462

>That wasn't NAZI policy you idiot.

>"Nazi policy stressed the superiority of the Nordic race
>The Nordic race was said to comprise... Irish"

can you read?

>>4616465
>scientists

that all eventually became American citizens, spud kicker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip


sorry you family wasn't smart as my ancestors and thought it was a good idea to stay on your siggy island

>>4616337
>using spray-on butter
The only thing that I have heard of is Pam and spray-on butter sounds stupid
>chocolate is tasteless
What kind did you get? If it's cheap, it will taste like it's cheap
>cereal that makes your milk turn acid blue
That for fatties and little kids
>tea is horrible
You probably got the cheap tea bags.
>crisps are awful
Let me guess, Lays? The popular brands are usually the worst.

well that is the luck of the Irish and we all are pretty lucky, blessed or both. i have sure dodged a bullet or three, and ani't trying for four

>>4616472

>sorry you family wasn't smart as my ancestors

>americans
>smart

>>4616425
> how common is it for Americans to not have indoor plumbing in their domicile.
Pretty fucking uncommon.

>>4616481
I'm typing on my phone

>potato nigger calling anybody stupid

audibly laughed

>>4616472

>sorry you family wasn't smart as my ancestors and thought it was a good idea to stay on your siggy island
>why dont you live in America?

Quality of life index:

1. Ireland
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13. USA

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quality-of-life_Index#The_Economist_Intelligence_Unit.E2.80.99s_quality-of-life_index.2C_2005

>>4616486
that was from 2005 you dumb nigger. Nobody disputes that George Bush was a fuck up and you had a decent ride in the 2000s

Your country is back to being a shithole and it's recovering at a snail's pace

>>4616486

#rekt

>>4616497
>focusing on shit from 2005

it doesn't get any more embarrassing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Development_Index

>live in America

>go to school, get shot
>go to cinema, get shot
>go to marathon, get blown up
>go to work in office, building gets hit by a commercial airliner

>>4616508
>live in impoverished shithole
>has a god awful quality of life compared to White Americans

>tries to generalize America to validate his shithole

>>4616337
Food in the uk is gross as fuck. gr8 b8.

>White Americans have an average IQ of 103 (tied for 5th highest globally)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence#US_test_scores

>White Americans score 7th highest internationally on PISA reading comprehension test.


http://www.vdare.com/articles/pisa-scores-show-demography-is-destiny-in-education-too-but-washington-doesnt-want-you-to-k

>White Americans have an average income of $55,000 (9th highest in the world)

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2009/09/chart_american_income_by_race.html

>White Americans have a adjusted Disposable Income of $39,000 - the highest in the OECD (even when adjusted for the benefits of the welfare state and government healthcare).

http://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/docserver/download/3010161ec007.pdf?expires=1361821064&id=id&accname=guest&checksum=111DB29091BC3407ECF14955A76F6434

>White Americans have an unemployment rate of 6.6% http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t02.htm

>White Americans have an average net worth of $110,000 (2nd Highest in the world after Australia, higher than Switzerland and Norway)

http://money.cnn.com/2012/06/21/news/economy/wealth-gap-race/index.htm

>White Americans have a murder rate of only around 3.5 per 100,000 - equivalent to the European average.

http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=5969

and finally...

>White Americans have a gun ownership rate of 44%, well above blacks and hispanics and by far the highest rate in the developed world.

http://www.statisticbrain.com/gun-ownership-statistics-demographics/

If one simply looks at the white population of every nation, White Americans are arguably the most developed in the world (when a range of indicators are examined). This is all the more impressive because there are 200 MILLION of them and they are surrounded by 100 million non-whites dragging them down.

White Americans truly are the Master Race.

Even the British acknoledge American superiority.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAKghnzxzM

>>4616530
>>White Americans have a gun ownership rate of 44%, well above blacks and hispanics and by far the highest rate in the developed world.
>implying that's a good thing

>>4616566

>White Americans have a murder rate of only around 3.5 per 100,000 - equivalent to the European average.

Doesn't seem to be a bad thing.

>>4616573
You have money so you don't feel the need to rob with a gun. Instead you do it in the stock trade.

>>4616578

You don't rob with the stock market you idiot. You rob with inflation. The stock market is how non-idiots prevent themselves from being robbed.

>>4616471
It's too bad that you have to learn it this way, fear was the overriding philosophy. Racial stuff was secondary to fear.

>>4616337
>eating human pet food

Found your problem.

>>4616337
nice coming from an Irishmen who's food things consist of potatoes and pig shit.

>>4616582
Nope, it's the devaluation of existing currency that causes inflation. Look here on BIS. www.bis.org.

>>4616610

Exactly, but the stock market is tied to active businesses, which means as the currency devalues, they increase prices and their "increased profits" (actually just currency inflation much of the time) is reflected in stock prices.

So you put currency into stocks because its an easy way of keeping your currency at value commensurate with its value at the time of investment.

Of course there's risk based on the business' success as well, but that's why there are index funds.

>>4616425
>I went to visit some relatives in Iowa
I've lived 29 years in Iowa and have never heard of this. THE FUCK?

oh look, a troll thread

>>4616425
>5 people fell for this

you need to browse other boards once in a while, /ck/

Listen you butthurt faggots, food in Europe just tastes better. Doesn't matter what brand you buy. Lays in U.K. has a different list of ingredients than lays in America.

This is not because Americans don't know food, this is because the United States has virtually no effective restrictions on what companies can put in their products.

>>4616373
>>Double me me arrowing

stop shopping like a poor nigger, problem solved.

you can get literally anything in america. it's not our fault you are too poor to afford the good stuff.