/ck/ - Food & Cooking

10/10 nom

2/10, looks like shit, not even properly seared

>>4613092
not seared properly, looks like it was seasoned AFTER cooking, thin, looks a bit over cooked.

3/10; but would still eat; cuz meat.

Looks like shit. It's not seared.
It is incredibly hard to fuck up steak I mean you but it in a hot pan for a couple of minutes. How can you actually mess that up?

2

It looks like it's sitting on bits of dirt

Did you cook it in milk, what the fuck

>>4613092
too staged. nobody drinks pbr, not even me and I like pbr. the steak on the styrafom is nice, but you don't get porterhouse from wafflehouse or a truckstop or take out. a1 is costly, they don't give big bottles away. nor salt shakers. two packs of cowboy killers, which are very expensive and don't match with the "aristocrat" vodka 2/3 empty. and a glass 1/3 full. all on a glass topped table. but it looks staged to me. not to mention the sky blue bic. Maybe I am wrong. the curvature of the wall and the slats...have a nice time. and be careful.

it looks like they used a weedeater to trim it.

>>4613310
Also it's fucking early as shit in America to be a legit cookout post

>>4613310
>>4613385
stfu yankee bitch. In the real America we grill and drink no matter the hour. I'm about to grill some sausages for breakfast and get piss drunhk.

>>4613394
Richmond Va ain't yankee country.....I-I don't think it is

>>4613399
Texas here. I'm afraid to say, you're pretty much yankee up there. At least in comparison.

Looks too thin. The bone was the only thing that touched the grill grate.

0/10

I lold heavily, though. Well played.

You need to use a lot more heat a lot faster. That steak just makes me sad.

>>4613402
Hey guys, look at who doesn't know history.
VA is damned near the most Southern state there is.
Seriously, we may barely be below the Mason-Dixon line but VA IS the South.
Case and point, I just finished off a Ribeye for breakfast, and going to barbecue chicken for lunch, and have a bunch of friends and family coming over to explore the wonderful properties of bullets and tannerite.

>>4613418

Virginia Beach here.

Sadly the truth.

>>4613424
>Sadly the truth.
Please tell me you aren't one of those guys who lives in Virginia and longs to be in a liberal haven like New York because Southerners upset your delicate ego.
Having lived in both I can easily tell you which is better, and it doesn't involve sky scrapers.

>>4613434

Came out here from Seattle to go to UVA, graduated and got sucked in to the area.

Yes, I am one of those.

>smoking

>>4613436
Bet if you lightened up you would have alot of fun down here.
There are just as many high end groceries and hippy dippy hang out joints, just less pretentious douchebags who think the world owes them a favor.
Generally I have found people here to be both kinder and, frankly, more fun, you just can't expect high society.

>>4613444

I have fun here, and am pretty accepting of just about everyone.

I don't care about high society, I just am tired of 19yo's in lifted F350s making racial/sexual slurs.

>>4613418
>VA IS the South
This is why I hate Virginians.
No, it is not the South nor is it really Southern in most any respect unless you start talking about the hillbilly assed western part of the state.

I'm from the actual South, the Deep South, and I have lived in VA. They are two entirely different regions.

>>4613449
In VA beach?
Maybe the bad rednecks get pushed towards thetowns or something, I'm in Powhatan which is like west redneck USA and we have nothing but good ol' boys here.
Admittedly we still have shit loads of lifted pick ups, but the guys driving them aren't assholes.
I think our county is like 85% white, but if you get caught tossing around racial slurs you are about to get the piss beaten out of you.

>>4613459

I live at the actual oceanfront in Va Beach.

It's all racist kids and crime that visits us from Newport News.

>>4613457
Virginia was both the capital, and the heart of the south for decades.
Georgia(making an assumption here, I'm probably wrong) was not only a more recent addition, but was less indicative of true Southern cultural memes.
Richmond and NOVA are of course, lost to the Southern cause, but every state has spots like that.
Atlanta isn't any better.
>>4613464
Yeah Newport News is utter shit,
I'm an FFL, and I hate doing gun shows down there because of all the shit heads we have come in to the shows.

>>4613457
You're by no means anexpert, even if you say you've lived there. VA was a Confederate part of the country, aka The South.

>>4613492

I hate Old Bay.

>>4613494
neat?

I'd have to give it A-1 out of 10

>>4613545

>>4613545
>I'd have to give it A-1 out of 10

do-ho-ho-ho

>>4613545
best comment

>>4613310
this

>>4613545

>>4613092
>smoking
>steak looks boiled
>barely seared
>no sun
3/10

>>4613092
I have to say that does not look good to me. I'm struggling to even imagine quite how you cooked it and had it end up looking so insipid.

Crank up the heat and cook it faster bro, you won't regret it.

Captcha: Empiricism roordedi

yall niggas postin n a troll thras

>>4613092
10/10
Perfectly boiled, resting on styrofoam, while smoking and drinking high class beverages, and waiting for the perfect moment to slather in A-1.

>>4614364
and hestille

that milk steak looks great, all you are missing are the raw jelly beans

>>4613394
>Real america
>didnt even exist during the revolution or 1812.
pick one newstate

Happy 4th, Morgan

I need you to cut into the steak for me to rate it

>no grill marks
>weird colors
>looks raw

0/10

>>4614460
wtf is a milk steak

aristocrat vodka = winning

>>4614532
On Fox News they call it "the heartland"

At least that's less incorrect sounding.

Looks like a dead deuce that was dropped in some gas station urinal. -10/?

8/10 could make a pretty decent belt or jacket out of it

>no light charring
>not even a light sear
>obviously not seasoned before cooking
>shitty steak sauce, obviously to mask the lack of taste in the steak

Why are you even here?

I'll give it a 10/10 if boiled steak was what you were going for.

>>4616878
rate my steak

>>4613092

Looks like you steamed it or something...I'll give you a 10/10 for the beer though.

>>4613092

enjoy your murdered flesh. so glad I decided to stop that shit a year ago. fucking savages. you know the reason Joaquin Phoenix, Natalie Portman, Bill Clinton and hundreds of other sophisticated, rich, high-class people don't eat murdered animals? It's because they're better than you. Not trolling either. Once you realize that eating meat is the equivalent of our great ancestors performing ritualistic, human sacrifice... You'll fully understand. It will click. You have no excuse if you're a parent. You have no excuse if you're a dog owner or cat owner. Because with your kid and your pets, you've already admitted to me that you understand the value of mammalian life. What separates a dog from a cow? Surely it isn't intelligence? What separates a pig from a cat? Is it cool to eat a cow's baby? Or a pig's baby? Would it be alright to eat your kid? Do you not think that animals love their offspring?
Fucking murderer. Would not hang with you. I would moo for the entirety of dinner if I had to eat at the same table as you.
Moooooooooooooooo. You're eating a walking animal you fuck.

>>4617008

>>4617008

>>4616828
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

>>4617008
You fucking moron, it's not walking after we kill it, process it and cook it.

Go eat some tofu you fucking homosexual.

>>4613434
NY Suburbs? I agree.

bump for lols

>>4617865
moar !

>>4618136
>>4617865

11/10 would devour

>>4617865
This is fucking horrifying.

>>4617865
would hit
7/10