/ck/ - Food & Cooking

mini wheats

leftover costco pepperoni pizza

Carl's jr. But that's because I didn't have time to cook.

Shin ramyun with mixed egg, sliced hot pot beef and green onions.

Just kill yourself.

You are a fucking cancer moot

Two breakfast tacos consisting of a cup of hashbrowns, a half a cup of cheese, two eggs and about an 1/8th a pound of sausage. A 12 oz can of v8 juice and a protein shake of water and two scoops of whey protein.

-Schmaltz and vegemite on toasted home-made bread
-English breakfast tea with a little whole milk

No pictures though ;_;

>>4588483
What's your problem?

Cigarette, 2 cups of black coffee. and a spoonful of peanut butter and honey.

Where the hell are you, moot? 01:30 US Eastern time for a breakfast thread?

Also, had an egg sandwich with turkey on a pumpernickel bagel. Plus fruit and orange juice.

>>4588475
Moot, I must say, I'm adoring these threads. I really hope you keep doing this more often.

Anyway, for breakfast I just had some matcha green tea and pignoli nut cookies. No time to cook this morning.

rate my breakfast
3 scrambled eggs
4 slices of bacon
salt
pepper

>>4588493
3 michelin stars
bravo

It's 1:30 AM, but hey
black bean salad and a slice of unheated turkey bacon wrapped in a whole grain tortilla

It was gritty :(

>>4588493
Mine was superior. >>4588484

>>4588475

I'd have strawberry and almond butter toast.

3 cheese omelette and an orange

This.

Every goddamn morning. I prepare them differently every time though. This morning I stirred in two eggs, vanilla, and cinnamon while they were on the stove. Made them nice and fluffy.

a latte and a lightly toasted croissant. kept me buzzed till my late 2pm lunch.

>>4588494
>>4588503
>Not getting it

>>4588475
How is your new cast-iron working for you?

Also, I had Steak, Egg, and Cheese from McDonalds because I was on the way home from a concert this weekend.

Scrambled eggs (Organic Brown Omega-3 Grade AA) (Because fuck you that's why)
w/ sauteed onions,mushrooms and red bell pepper. On the side some fresh spinach. Glass of orange juice. Oh and I also ate my daily square of dark chocolate (72%) for it's antioxidants and being god-tier super food.

Literally nothing. Woke up at like 2 pm and made tea, then didn't eat anything until dinner. A typical day for me. Even when I wake up early, I don't usually eat.

fried rice. because rice is our main carb, and fried rice is easy to cook for a family of five, just dump all leftover and everything you have on the fridge.

>>4588526
>not getting it yourself

Ran out of breakfast foods, so I just balled up some ground turkey, added some bbq sauce, salt and pepper and cooked it. Then threw it on a salad.
Tasted okay.

some of joes special
recipe from epicuious
it was delicious!

for the hot sauce i used jalapeno Tabasco bc it seemed the only suitable for the dish
i put basil and oregano with a little Worcestershire
also a healthy portion of parmesan

I would highly recc this recipe as easy and hearty breakfast food

>>4588527
>How is your new cast-iron working for you?
Haven't been using it since I haven't reseasoned it yet. Need to get started on that this week...

>>4588549
FUCK OFF

>>4588553
you are poor

Turkey sandwich with cheese, turkey and cucumber + cottage cheese

>>4588483
are you upset?

>>4588553
>>4588554
dude, relax.

Did you make your own sourdough?

>breakfast at 2 in the morning

>>4588549
moot how did you get so good at life

Fuck yes, freshly picked strawberries for breakfast. One of my favorite things about June.

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>>4588591
Are they wild strawberries? Those are god tier. I have a bunch growing around my house.

>>4588594
Like the weird round kind?

>>4588599
The ones that are only like 1 cm tall.

I had some pork ramen.
moot, it's good seeing you creating worthwhile threads.

>>4588515
When did the ban end, missed you.

>>4588594
Nah, I recently went on a little strawberry-picking field trip at my local farming community. These ones are the kind you'd find in a supermarket. I do have a few of those wild strawberry plants, though. They don't produce much, but those berries are super flavorful.

It was delicious

-2 slices of full wheat toast with nutella
- one bowl of OATS with milk
- one glass of orange juice

As bland as it gets.

>>4588611
lol'd hard

>>4588475
Hey look it's another hipster-chef spreading unusual ingredients on sourdough
I bet you use words like "infusion" and "balanced" irrelevantly when cooking

You seem to be suffering from delusions of grandeur

>>4588611
??????

>>4588545

>>4588618
nigga you talking to moot, of course he is a flamboyant nerd about his food.... but I lub him N E wai <3

>>4588618
>delusions

Squats and oats

Had the day off today.

My breakfast was leftover beef stew. Homemade, with carrots, potatoes, onions, and stew meat that was on sale. Ate it with leftover buttermilk cornbread. Cornbread is never as good after the first few hours. You gotta eat it fresh...but I had two pieces I couldn't eat the day before and they were okay once you sopped them in the stew.

Also beer. Three beers. Kentucky bourbon barrel ale, ice cold in glass bottles.

It's been a good day.

>>4588622
recipe please

Wendy's. Because I woke up at 3:45 pm, zipped through the drive-thru, and worked.
Finally got to buy groceries afterwards, so maybe I can have a decent breakfast tomorrow.

>>4588648

Step one: Fucking off
Step two: ????
Step three: profit

>>4588648
Moot, have you ever thought of holding a 4chan Cooking Contest?

>>4588648

If you must know, here's my baking list:
parmesan cheese
salt
raisins
bandaids
ketchup
medium trash bags

>>4588656
>Moot, have you ever thought of holding a 4chan Cooking Contest?
But heartsonfire already does this, no?

>>4588660

She retired.

Hey moot. Back a few years ago, when /d/ was getting spammed by a very dedicated futaspammer for about a month straight, was that you?

I thought it was kind of impressive.

>>4588660
ignore >>4588668, we just finished up a really great one a couple weeks ago. Pyewacket did a gud job

>>4588673
Also sorry man, I don't eat. For breakfast I had an anti-anxiety pill and an olive.

>>4588674

Yeah, but she's not holding another one, she said.

frosted mini wheats

raisin bran bitch

why would you want anything else

>>4588686
>raisin bran bitch
>why would you want anything else
I do love me some Raisin Bran.

>>4588678
I am just shattered. also, go look at your wolf thread, i questions

Raisin toast and coffee. I'm not really a breakfast person

>>4588696

So did Hitler

>>4588696
yah with soy milks

A bacon, egg, onion and melted provlone cheese sub type thing with a coffee.

I made a couple of eggs and a smoothie with a couple of pieces of banana bread a made a couple of days ago

>>4588704

I tought you aren't vegan?

bagel and lox like a good little jew. i am hungry right now and am about to go to bed. ever go to bed hungry and wake up not hunger? i have a feeling that is going to happen tonight

I had an extra large bag of floppy dicks.

A stiff shot of whiskey, half a pot of black coffee, 2 fried eggs with tobasco, sausage, bacon, hashbrowns, and an orange.

What a faggoty dainty hoity toity breakfast moot. I'm dissapointed in you. How can you call yourself an American?

>>4588719
>not eating cigarette butts

And YOU call yourself an American?

>>4588475
i'm so glad yr eating, moot, but what is this faggotry? two eggs? also what's with all the goat cheese lately? buy too much?

good job on the avocado. sounds awesome. did you get the bread from a local bakery or bake it yrself?

yr too pansy for a strong cup of black coffee, i see.

>>4588721

Of course I want cigarettes, I'm not a nancy!

I eat whatever whenever so this is closest to breakfast

Just had some left over chicken salad in a sandwich that had nuts and grapes in it, was good and weird, then some left over spicy garlic wings from buffalo wild wings, then some leftover chicken strips from raising canes, now I'm thinking of hitting up some left over kung pow chicken or a blueberry muffin or both.

>inb4 fatty calm down
I bicycle over 200 miles a week I eat what I want

pic is my breakfast yesterday

I always have eggs and fruit for breakfast. Those are my favorite breakfast items, and sit the best in my stomach first thing in the morning.
Anyway, this morning I had two soft boiled eggs, with a little hot sauce, two fresh apricots and a handful of blueberries. Tomorrow morning, I'll probably have scrambled eggs and either fresh peaches or strawberries.

>>4588725
>Of course I want cigarettes, I'm not a nancy!

>>4588475
Making me drool with that shit Moot. I just had leftover chicken breast and a side salad from some random mexican place. I think tomorrow i'll make what you had sans the goat cheese.

>>4588719
are you fat.

>>4588713
how do people eat bagel and lox for breakfast? shit is lunch or dinner food to me.

>>4588668
pic related


also, i don't eat breakfast or wake up in the morning. first thing i had today was coffee, then i baked some bread which i didn't eat (yet). had a bunch of cigarettes throughout the day and now i'm drinking a couple dogfish head indian brown ales. what a delicious beer.

4 cups of french-pressed brazilian coffee
3ml of a medium strength marzipan-flavoured e-cig
home-made semolina bread with fresh own-grown herbs & sun-dried tomatoes
>lavishly slathered in peanut butter, mustard & ketchup

>>4588713
That happens to me every day. I basically don't even eat before dinner any more.

wait you guys aren't eating breakfast at 3 in the morning are you?

>>4588475
If you like almond butter, you should try sunflower seed butter sometime. It's glorious. It'd be great on that toast with strawberries (or other fruit.)

>>4588721
You're goddamn right I do
Its alright though mootles, I still love you

>>4588744
>dat trigger discipline
>dem straight teeth
>dat facial hair
>dem eyes staring into my soul

10/10 would cook with

Moot you posted this at, presumably, 2AM.

Why are you eating breakfast at 2AM?

>>4588746
I liek you. I kill you last.

eggs benny, but I fucked it, I fucked it big time.

I need to stop making it, I'm getting sick of them.

Moot, what type of tea did you drink? I love black tea with a little sugar and splash of soymilk. Or rooibos.

Honey Bunches of Oats with those nut clusters and a cigarette afterwards. With skim milk of course.

>>4588475
>Dat egg texture
Not bad, man. I wish i had a propersleep schedule so i didnt have to make my ham omelets at 4 in the afternoon like an animal.

>>4588475

the last time i posted in a moot thread was on here.possibly yesterday. i was on a nice lil cocktail of drugs then and its deja vu again tonight. nothing valuable to add to the thread. sup moot? keep up the good work with the website!

Slowly cooked scrambled eggs with onion, finished with a dash of red paprika on top.

>>4588751
what the fuck is this.. is this real?

>>4588804
Probably. This board is pretty "normal", but don't forget what site you're still on.

>>4588475
Pizza.

Feels good to be italian.

>>4588810
why do people do things like this?

Also, moot, your eggs are overcooked.

I think this is one of the best threads I've ever seen on /ck/.

didn't have breakfast since i was late for an appointment
had a kinder bueno during a 5 minute lunch to keep me going
sorry for disappointing you moot

>>4588812
>why do people do things like this?
Why do people chop their balls off and pretend they're girls?
Why do people deny that Jesus is our Lord and Savior?
Why do people stay in their house all day and masturbate to 10 year old cartoon girls?

There's really just no point in asking anymore. It's best just to go on with your life and hope someone else helps out all those sick, mentally ill people, and to raise your children right so they don't turn out like them.

>>4588824
Youre right. Just like Marcus Aurelius said: "People will have unbelievable ammounts of free time if they stop living others people lives"

>>4588486
>>4588568

I'd actually be more surprised if I didn't see responses like >>4588483

Just a can of Hamms ;_;

>>4588475

I'm sick and I had to catch a bus, so this morning all I had was mantou and water.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantou

>>4588475
Smoke and a pan of coffee, I'm on holiday so no need to stuff myself. I'll probably stray from fasting in the evening with oatmeal and maybe even orange.

>>4588475
Cold pepperoni pizza and a slice of white bread

Am I /ck/

>>4588475


I had heavy whipping cream mixed with pesto and szechuan sauce with chicken over linguine.

My wife's original, and my summertime favorite.

>>4588635
why do NEETs always make stew like it's some sort of culinary accomplishment when really you just toss some shit in the pot and leave it to simmer

>>4588728
>pic is my breakfast yesterday

you posted that picture weeks ago

A bowl of cereal
They tasted sweet and cinnamoney
So good

>>4588824
>Why do people deny that Jesus is our Lord and Savior
You have to be trolling.

I made a cheddar and chives omelette and some sauteed babby plum tomaters with a donut peach for dessert. All washed down with a cold mug of rootbeer. Life is good.

>>4588475
How well does almond butter go with strawberries? What does almond butter even taste like?

>>4588588
He started browsing /ck/.

5 eggs, bowl of oats, protein shake

Grilled sanwiches with mozzarella, sliced cherry tomatoes, salami, basil and pesto rosso.

Permaban me please Moot.
It wont cost you any effort and it would truly make my life better.
I ask you this from the bottom of my heart.
If you ever believed in good in people just ban me.
I beg you Moot.
Please.

forget to take off your trip?

1 cappuccino
muesli with milk and strawberries
1/2 croissant
1/2 chocolate croissant
1 macaron
2 cups filter coffee w/milk

I've been up an hour now. Still not breakfast time.

I'm thinking to make bread porridge with bananas and almonds.

Expired tinned beans on toast.
A handful of museli.
A cup of tea and a small glass of this amazing berry juice drink from the weird asian grocer.

>>4588475
Cucumber sandwich maybe? Haven't thought about it, Moot, please tell me thats to separate meals...you're not going to make that a closed sandwich, are you?

>>4588968
For what it's worth, I woke up at 11, so call it brunch.

Is actually night time for me :[
>tfw wrong timezones
>tfw can't eat breakfast at same time as moot

;_;

>>4588475
I had a big bowl of nothing.
I overslept and was rushing to get to work.

Fried grits, 2 poached eggs, a slice of bread I baked yesterday, and a nice bowl of pipe tobacco.

Half a taco and a Dr.Pepper

>>4589018
Why did you bake only one slice of bread?

>>4589031
I was implying that it was a slice of bread from the loaf I baked yesterday.

Cheerios with honey drizzled over the top.
Didn't have any milk.

I had a Snickers bar and a bottle of green tea.

Must be nice living in your mom's basement, moot!

I'm about to have some coffee.

>>4588833

i know that hamms feel, bro

Egg McMuffin, Hash brown and OJ.

Iced chai and an everything bagel with cream cheese.

toasted egg pockets and tea.

beer

apple "pizza" and iced water

one pickle

>>4588588

Moot got good at life because he created the greatest information well on the internet, and spends nearly all of his time on it

I mean, after almost ten years I would be impressed if he hadn't picked a whole bunch of shit up

Honey Nut Cheerios with almond milk, and a glass of orange juice.

Might have some coffee later on, but really, I'm just happy I was able to wake up before noon today.

>>4588475
>eating breakfast at all

>>4589090

>almost ten years

mother of fuck, it's not that old, it can't be.

>>4589090
>>4589097

>almost ten years

And we'll still be here in 10 years time

toast with brie walnuts and honey, cup of tea and a half glass of oj.

>>4588475
On topic: Hardee's omelette biscuit.

Off topic: can you have your mods do something about the vegan/antivegan shitposting here? That trash belongs on /pol/.

>>4589121

I ate some toast with nutella on.
It was gooooood

>>4589121
>>4589124

>>4589124

>mfw I know this is true.

>>4589122
Looks like fucking shit.

And it looked even worse when I thought those were sticks of butter split lengthwise.

>>4588475
Why are there leaves on your sandwich?

I feasted upon a mound of scrumptious instant mashed potatoes, infused with dollar-store margarine, accompanied by a side of delightfully "blue" flavored Jello.
I didn't eat the slice of lemon, 'twas just to add a touch of class.

>>4589122
is that butter????????

>>4589142
gosh the shits u must after that

>>4589084
buddweiser is not beer

>>4589145
>toast with brie walnuts and honey
>toast with brie
>brie

>>4589145
It says in the post that it's brie. Look at the rind.

>>4588475
Can of tomato okra and corn
Thingken of walking to the farmers market to get eggs and perhaps fresh sausage.

3 slices of tiger bread, butter and some Parmigiano-Reggiano toasted slightly. The butter was an excess but I figured fuck it, who gives a shit.

>>4589142

You seem like a fun guy

>>4589161

While you're at it, get some cayenne, cumin, sweet bell peppers, feta and onions. You'll thank me later.

CEREAL

I had knäckebröd with butter and cheese, leftover of yesterdays Indian bean stew with ginger, onion and couscous followed by a cigarette and a glass of strawberry saft.

During the summer I usually keep a box of frozen poptarts in the freezer so I can eat during the car ride to work. They are really nice on hot days.

>>4589173
>you will never jerk off an invisible man with two dicks

Oats with nuts and bananas and a black tea. I'm not working today so I'm gonna make a ratatouille omelet for an early lunch in a few hours.

Oatmeal with brown sugar and blackberies

Normally I eat eggs for breakfast, but today I'm not eating breakfast at all because I just found out that we're having grilled sausages for lunch and hamburgers for dinner. That's plenty enough food for one day.

2 cups of press can coffee and a protein shake.

I was up untill 4am trying to fix a broken toilet cistern that was reenacting golden shower porn.

>>4589237
Do you even stable blood sugar?

>>4589247
Don't you fret, I'll be fine.

Two slices of traditional Finnish hard rye bread, with real butter, two slices of sauna-smoked ham, tilsit cheese, red bell pepper, tomato and cucumber. A big cup of tea, a local blend spiced with... a number of things I forget, called "the Emperor's Bride". A cup of blueberry and raspberry yoghurt, and a small bunch of grapes.

All in all, enough to fuel a good 4 hours of garden work before lunch.

Corn muffins

Eggs on toast with some salt/bp and ketchup on top, with black coffee. Delicious

currently reheating some buffalo chicken pizza.

i have no food in my house (going out of town at the end of the week). living on delivery is expensive and depressing.

cookies and adderal

/fit/ here

- Eggs
>2 eggs, scrambled
>1/2 of a spanish onion cut small
>1 garlic clove
>1 leaf of parsley
>pinch of Original Ms. Dash
Garnish with one tbsp of homemade salsa

- Oatz
>1/8 cup rolled oats
>2 tbsp spelt bran
>1/2 tsp cinnamon
>1/3 cup frozen raspberries, crushed
>2/3 cup water
Cook the oatz, pour onto crushed raspberries and stir

- Brotein shake
>1 scoop whey
>2 cups of water
>5 ice cubes
>1/2 cup frozen fruit
Blend

>>4588475
I had a junk food night (once every couple of months) so when I woke up this morning I had left over pork rinds and mountain dew. The heartburn will remind me all day of this stupidity.

Normally, I eat oats with brown sugar and butter and buttered toast with water and maybe a couple scrambled eggs on toast or some normally lunch/dinner dish.

>>4588698
It really depends on what my schedule is next spring so I don't want to give a hard "no", but yeah, right now chances are looking slim. :( If someone else wants to take the helm I'd be more than happy to do prizes and shipping.

Oh, and I had a Red Bull and Tibetan mushroom yogurt for breakfast.

some water, about five malted milk balls, a serving of 'tater straws and some nasal spray.

don't fret, i'm roasting a pork shoulder for pulled pork sammiches later on.

the sauce is about done

it consists of an apple brunoise, 3/4c cider vinegar, 2/3c dark brown sugar, 1c light brown sugar, two tsp salt, 1 tsp black pepper, 1 tbsp cayenne pepper, 1 tbsp red pepper flakes, 1/2c fine prepared mustard, paprika to color, 1/4c water, a metal pan, fire and time.

it's really just the rub i used for the shoulder tweaked and blended into a basic carolina bbq saws.

the cayenne and red flakes can be adjusted to taste if you're a pussy.

>>4588533

are you me?

I'm never hungry for breakfast

maybe i'll make something half decent for lunch

>>4589272
that's like half your kcal intake per diem if you're on a cut. the fucking broshake should be enough as-is.

When do you add the goat cheese?
Halfway through cooking?
When it's scrambled in the bowl?
At the very end?

Banana smoothie, added a little peanut butter and strawberry jam I made for extra deliciousness.

I had two scrambled eggs with green onions, a big serving of breakfast potatoes, two slices of wheat toast with butter, and a glass of orange juice. That's my meal for the day.

>>4589335
>cutting

lol Fatties, total it's just under 600 calories. My lunch is usually a large salad (homemade flax dressing) and tuna, my dinner is usually fish and veggies.

Also, the whey is plain (isoNatural), and the frozen fruit is high on antioxidants.

>>4589335
>cutting

lol Fatties, total it's just under 600 calories. My lunch is usually a large salad (homemade flax dressing) and tuna, my dinner is usually fish and veggies.

Also, the whey is plain (isoNatural), and the frozen fruit is high on antioxidants.

>>4588475
I had eggs and bacon, and rainbow trout for second breakfast.

>>4589122
actually sounds pretty nice

>those overcooked scrambled eggs overseasoned with pepper

Absolutely disgusting.

Had rice krispies because I was babysitting this morning and didn't have time for porridge. Don't judge me

>>4588475
Looks like there is yolk in it, what the fuck moot, what's with your gains?

>>4588475

>-Scrambled eggs with goat cheese, over sliced avocado and buttered toasted sourdough
>-Sliced strawberries and almond butter on sourdough
>-Mofukken tea

In honor of Moot, I declare this to be "Eat Like a Fag Week"

seriously? wtf is this shit. Grow a pair and eat some eggs and bacon like a real 'murican. Or back back to eating your shitty ben and jerries cookies and mint or whatever cardigan wearing bannana republic fairy soy based dreck you gobble down while rockin out to J-pop

tl;dr you really should be eating more gabagool

>>4589892

one minor retraction, the strawberries do sound good.

>>4588475
moot plz keep posting here
these are good threads youre starting
using your admin trip causes storm of shit posting

>>4588475
I had oatmeal with a small banana and a scoop of peanut bittern in it. Woo I can afford peanut butter!

>>4589848
>2011+2
>giving a flying fuck about yolks
lurk more, read more.
read the sticky.

>>4589892

also I had a travel mug of black coffee. I finished half of it.

I also have blue plates. I hate them but inherited them

wow nobody cares.

>>4588475
moot why can't i eat like rich people as you do? Should i make an anime fansite?

>>4589018
>Fried grits
Hnnngghhh

>>4588912
This looks delicious.

>>4588912
>How well does almond butter go with strawberries? What does almond butter even taste like?
It's great -- buy some!

>>4589175
I made this over the weekend. Pic related.

>>4589972
Did you eat it all in one setting

>>4589972
>tfw mootles will never cook you a romantic dinner before a night of passionate sex

>>4589929
Cool story.

Moot, is there any reason you post with your admin tag on knowing full well all of the replies will be retards trolling and sucking up for attention?

>>4589993
It actually tends to be relatively calm on /ck/.

>>4589985
>t-tfw all i can reciprocate with is quickbreads and certain uncomplicated baked desserts
but i could clean up the kitchen afterwards which is desirable, right?

>>4589996
Relatively.

duh

Scrambled eggs on buttered brown toast, cup of English breakfast tea.

Nothing too fancy, but I just can't be bothered with cereal on a morn'.

Pure, cold black coffee and a cold shower, I fucking hate my life

Greasy taqueria nachos and a bottle of coke. Hangover defeated.

Bowl of muesli with milk, and several large mugs of milky tea.

I recovered enough after maybe 30 minutes to open the whiskey again.

>>4588487
OVER CIGARETTES AND COFFEE !

>>4589972
Thanks, it was! The cheddar was all gooey and melty and salty while the peach and rootbeer were cold and sweet.

I'll look out for the almond butter, I keep on buying strawberries and am running out of things to do with them.

>>4589985
>tfw mootles will never cook you a romantic dinner before a night of passionate sex
Never say never, Anon~

>>4590003
>but i could clean up the kitchen afterwards which is desirable, right?
I enjoy cleaning though.

>mfw I should just quit while I'm ahead and become someone's waifu

>>4590824
>says "mfw"
>doesn't have a face
u wot m8

>>4590825
Excuse me, ">tfw*"

>>4590826
>mfw mootles responded to me

>>4590829
WHERE'S YOUR FACE?

moot, what was the last thing you ate that wasn't so.. unique

>>4590835
Found it.

>>4588475
Actually looks good, which is weird because this type of thing is typically not appealing to me.

Very, very healthy breakfast, but by no means boring. Well done.

>>4588728
Oh shit

Whataburger employee here

where do you live

>>4590835
>mfw moot's on

i had primatene + a caffeine pill for breakfast

A grapefruit, served in a man's hat, floating on a pool of moot's tears

Yo Moot, do you even still lift? How did your squats progress?

Had omelet, bacon, biscuit, melon slices, and raisin bran at chow hall this morning.

Also high Moot.

Didn't eat breakfast.

Hi moot.

>>4590824
>mfw I should just quit while I'm ahead and become someone's waifu
will you finally elope with snacks?

A bowl of rice with 2 onsen tamago
Japanese sweet potato simmered with konbu, dashi, soy, sake and sugar
Miso with hijiki and a dash of soy and sake

>>4590980
Oh lord no.

Please don't bring him back. Ever.

Rate my breakfast

>Oats boiled in water till gooey
>Poured cinnamon in when almost done boiling
>Poured into a bowl of grape raisins, and blueberrys
>Mixed with a bit of white sugar, and a lot of brown sugar

I had nothing for breakfast, because I am poor.

Rate my breakfast niggers

>Oats
>Milk
>Wild Raspberries
>Wild Blackberries
>Bit of sugar
>Imported Cuban Coffee
>German Chocolate waffles

store brand honey bunches of oats over 2% milk in a ceramic bowl with a stainless steel spoon

2 oatmeal cream pies
water

Moot do you still lift?

>oats w/ skim milk
>banana
>greek yogurt with strawberries
>protein shake

1/2 cup of steel cuts oats with a cup of egg whites mixed in with a tablespoon of cinnamon and a teaspoon and a half of Splenda brown sugar blend. Sometimes I throw chopped strawberries in too.

Strawberries and almond butter doesn't sound very good, you deranged dyke.

Those scrambled eggs look pretty nice though.

I drank yogurt.

>>4588475
sounds good, although I cant say I agree with the avocado

>>4588475
Moot, are you gonna eat those two separate or try to put them together like some 4chan slop? You people are savages!

>>4590835
oh and by the way where the fuck are you that you're eating breakfast
>every us timezone is from 11:30 to 3:30 am

>mfw when moot has no face

I sort of want to taste moot's food.

The presentation is nice, the technique seems to be fair, but I really want to find something negative to say about his food.

I bet moot's broken many hearts, though. Not sure if I'd risk it.

>>4588475
oh I love breakfast threads

I love them.

Yours looks amazing moot!

>>4591106
I dont know about the mix of flavors in that sandwich, nut butter and guacamole. seems like two conflicting tastes

but other than that, I like the strawberries with eggs

This morning I had oatmeal with banana, cinnamon, and pumpkin seeds, a side of greek yogurt, and coffee. This has been my daily breakfast for months. Sometimes I top my oatmeal with almond butter.

>>4591116
I think he ate them separately

>>4591128
You would hope.
I never understood that mostly-American fashion of needing sugar on every plate. Seems like a waste of nice strawbs.

>>4591128
dont i look like a fucking asshole

Standard bowl of oats with honey and a cup of coffee as we have no tea in the house

>>4588475
i think that eggs on avocado on buttered bread is way too rich. it's just fat on fat. you should try adding some salsa to cut through it with acidity. not bad for a beginner though.

I have no eggs, how may I have delicious breakfast?

>>4591199

Crunchy Peanut butter, 2-3 bananas, coffee w/ a multi-vitamin and fish oil.

Breakfast of Champions.

>>4591213
>Crunchy Peanut butter
Disgusting, retarded, and not to mention, a ripoff compared to creamy PB.

You might as well just buy some whole peanuts if you like crunchy PB.

>>4589325
@heartsonfire wh is hopefully szill in this thread
If you could give me an email adresse to contact you for all the stuff I would need to know for the contest then I would have a look if I can do it. I also thought about a contest in the same style but only about pastry.
@moot
Why didnt you take part in the contest?

>>4591023

3/10

>>4589122
This would probably look better on quality bread.

>>4588475

Fried Potatos, and it was technically more of a dinner than a breakfast. Nothing special, just microwaved some small potatos for 8 minutes, then gave them a half-assed slicing and tossed them in a skillet with some oil and salt. They were pretty damn good, but that might be because I was hungry after eating barely anything today.

I had some
bacon pancakes
makin bacon pancakes
I took some bacon and I put it in a pancake
bacon pancakes
makin bacon pancakes
BACON PANCAAAAAAAKES

Strawberry-nutella and strawberry-strawberry sauce crepes.

>>4591292
Jake you still haven't sold me on makin' bacon pancakes.

Half a banana, a mixture of grapes, flapjacks, camembert and manchego, pork terrine, san marzano tomatoes, porridge with mixed berries, salami, soda bread, tea, and three to four glasses of Malbec provide a stress free day.

Also pictured in the top right are some snacks from Borneo, for those guys who like to imagine being NTR'd by her.

Toast with butter and a slice of cheese, some grapes, a banana, and iced coffee.

Sorry I ate it before I saw this thread so no pic

Toasted hashbrowns and chicken breast.

Yes I eat chicken for breakfast what are you going to do about it?

Cornflakes with banana before rushing off to work at 6 in the morning ;_;
Too lazy to wake up 20 minutes earlier and make myself some real food.

Black coffee and a few handfuls of Bob's Red Mill brand museli.

Leak/Turkey/Fried Egg combo.

pan fried leaks, then diced turkey slices, then a few eggs on top.

tasty enough

>>4591239
heartsheartsck@gmail.com

Running the competition is a pretty straight-forward process. You plan the rounds and elimination order, let people do their thing and monitor the thread to address any questions/issues that come up. The only real time suck is tallying the scores and fielding emails. If you (or someone else) does it I'm sure there will be less angry emails to deal with since a considerable number of people hate me.

>>4591289
Why did you microwave them?
I was planning on doing these for breakfast, with some scrambled eggs.
I never thought of microwaving them.

>>4591577
Not the anon you were replying to, but the microwave works well if you need to quickly cook potatoes. You have to pierce the skin though so it doesn't explode.

2 bowls of oatmeal and one of those Boca burgers with mustard.
Was good enough. Nothing like 27g of protein to kickstart the day.

>>4590874
>>4591053

Moot is dodging

>Moot confirmed for giving up lifting :(

Had a fried egg boca burger (tomato basil) grilled cheese with a broken, cooked yolk and mustard/ketchup mixed between each melted cheese and bread slice.

Then I scrambled my second egg and heated up frozen waffles in a pan with some butter and dumped the scramble into the waffle squares. It was delicious.

God tier billing breakfast reporting!

>>4592058
>so much bread
>old spice

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

>>4588475
Looks good moot.
My Breakfast (Finishing loosing weight, still have a few months):
1/2 cup Rolled Oats
225g Greek Yogurt

Man Breakfast

Get on my level.

>>4588475

Moot's gettin all creative and whatnot

leftover fried spam and green beans with rice + malt liquor

it's a couple days until payday so i raided the pantry + alcoholism

it's actually quite good, except for the malt liquor

I also put some valentina hot sauce on it, which is apparently good on everything.

>>4592492
>hot sauce
>good on everything

>>4588475
Saw this thread this morning, thought, damn, that's a nice breakfast. Now I see it's moot's breakfast. Looks good Sigourney.

My breakfast:
-Oats, flaxseed, fruit (apple, banana, orange, peach) and milk
-Espresso with a shot of milk

>>4592502
i put it on your moms pussy and it was delicious
i was out of sweet and sour sauce

Seedless Watermelon
Instant Coffee (Tasters Choice)
Grits
Smoked Sausages

Cocoa puffs because my dad ate the last of my eggo waffles. :(

>>4588475
sultana bran

Looks awesome moot but goat cheese is horrible stuff so that kind of ruined it for me.

My breakfasts are always either a yogurt, a banana, or if I ran out of those, enough coffee to hold me over until lunch. Not a morning person.

>>4588475
I ate yo momma's pussy

Thanks, moot, for making me feel inferior about even my breakfast eating. I must just be an unsophisticated neckbeard. Your breakfast looks wonderful. Compared to my normal pb&j or reese's puffs cereal that looks like a gordon ramsey breakfast.

woah mane, moot eats.

I had scrambled eggs with spinach and provolone and several pieces of fried salami.

Orange juice and spinach salad. I woke up extremely late.

>>4592631
perhaps because you don't eat a good breakfast

>>4588475

>>4588475
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>>4588475
>.

>>4588475
fucking moot

>>4588475
MOOT

>>4588475
...

Nothing too fancy for breakfast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

Three large slices of ham and bell peppers with black coffee.