/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Double cheese double meatlovers pizza

>>4571514
Everything, apparently.

gb2/fit/, shitheads

big mac isn't that bad. It actually has veggies in it and not as much cheese and mayo as the other special burgers

Nigga please. The Big Mac is one of the healthiest items on my diet. There's green leafy bits in it.

Killing myself in the slowest, most expensive way possible.

I'm so ashamed, but these call to me every time I walk by the freezer section. I eat them like twice a year, but they're always in my thoughts

They're like 1200 calories of fat, carbs and sugar.

>>4571539
tbh though, the worst thing I eat is probably those mug brownies
4tbsp flour
3tbsp cocoa
2tbsp sugar
2tbsp veg oil
2tbsp milk
2tsp vanilla x
and I usually jam some bitter chocolate in the center..

>>4571566
the mustard onion ones are GOAT

>>4571514
Nothing out of the ordinary here, I love fried chicken and bacon like any normal human.

<spoiler>I'm not black</spoiler

Okay, the MOST unhealthy food I love? I think I'd have to go with fried white bread. Even done in a good vegetable oil it's just bad for you, end of.

In moderation fried bread won't kill you sure, but it has basically no redeeming features nutritionally. While a Big Mac on the other hand does have some nutritional worth.

>>4571579

It doesn't help that they're always on sale for 2/$5.

Cheese steak, chicken tenders. mozerella sticks, ketchup, mayo, fries

The Fat Doboy

Yup. That shit comes out of the microwave.

>>4571648
I lovw this shit. Its my gamer fuel. Chow down on this grub before I take to the playstation ans play some halo. Finger eye coordination kicking good!

god probably kraft mac n cheese i'll eat the whole box by my self
annnd fish and chips, the greasiest ones you can get

Hrm... the MOST unhealthiest? Hard to decide. Fast food fries? Maybe Ruffles. Pretty sure neither really have many, if any, redeeming qualities, but damn if they aren't delicious...

kraft dinner with loads of ketchup, probably. not even the kind out of the box, the easy mac shit in the plastic cup.

>>4571648
you microwave the tomato too?

two chicago style deep dish pizzas, one meatball, one garlic.

took one and placed it crust up over the other one with a ton of hot peppers in the middle.

ate it like a sandwich with 10 other people. It was the most gluttonous thing ever.

taco bells xxl chicken burrito with fire sauce
this was my im stoned and its 3am food

good shit

Garlic butter chicken wings.

döner kebab with feta cheese in it.

Jesus christ the eating binges Iv had with these things

>>4571514
Nonononono I need to resist... fuuuckkk.

I am moments away from breaking and buying a container of cool whip to eat. FUCKKK.

>>4571651
>take to the playstation and play some halo...

>>4571514
Well everybody loves ice cream, but I'm not sure unhealthy that is compared to some things.
I guess my go-to would be that taco bell item they don't have anymore, the Bacon Club Chalupa. I love their nacho cheese chalupas, so when my favorite sandwich got taco-ized I binged on them.

Carne asada fries but fuck does it hit the spot.

It's a tie between chicken fried steak smothered in pepper gravy and frozen raw chocolate chip cookie dough. I haven't actually made cookies in years; I just made the dough, stuck it in the freezer, and broke off a chunk whenever I was feeling like an especially fat fuck.

Oatmeal walnut carmelitas.

>tfw my arteries clog up

mostly snack food, especially jelly-type sweets and cheese doritos. I will indulge in a pack of each once a week on average

I used to eat all sorts of crazy shit, but have managed to cut back on most of it over the last few years, with the exception of the above (and the rare pizza when I'm in the mood)

I can spend upwards of somewhere like 200 on an average binging and purging session. Im familiar with the worst foods.

Take away pizza.

Large will be ~2500kcal

>>4571917
whats a kcal?
1000 calories?

>>4571934
no, just someone being pretentious.

>>4571934
Yes a Kcal = 1000 calories, but it is what you see on food packaging and is what people mean when they say "XXX calories".

buffalo wild wings boneless wings

if I didn't have to control myself, i'd eat 30 in one sitting

From Boston.

>>4571934

It's what pretentious faggots says when they want to be pretentious faggots about food calories.

>>4572712
390 grams of fat?

I never eat anything healthy

>>4572731
this chinese place is probably going to kill me

>>4572724

Yeah, that's off, otherwise that burrito would contain something on the order of 4000 calories. Not 1100.

>>4572736

>>4572724
>>4572737

Wow, I didn't catch that. It should read 45g fat.

>>4571514
>big mac
>550 calories

Not great, but this isn't horrible if thats all you get for the meal. Its the large fries and soda that really kill the deal, ditch that filler ya fatty. The occasional big mac is no big deal, eat an apple or something if your still hungry. And drink water or unsweet tea.

>>4571794
Don't be a humorless dipshit.

I honestly don't know at the moment. I'm usually pretty strict, and haven't really broken down and eaten anything really gluttonous or unhealthy recently, I've not really had an appetite and been depressed as fuck, and a dry spell from weed has left me without an appetite, basically.

I guess my favorite would be a Shrimp Chimichanga, from this ballin' ass Mexican place in my city. I get it with Green Sauce, Mole, Guac, Sour Cream, Beans, Rice, and these weird spicy tomatos. I put a ton of El Yucateco on it, too.

The shrimp are literally the size of a baby's elbow. I don't have a picture of it, and I'm not going to just google a pic, since none will do it justice.

>>4572736

Haven't had Chinese in a long ass time. That pic is making me crave some General Tso's, Sweet and Sour Chicken, and a ton of Lo Mein.

Meh, I like Steak and Eggs. Here's some weird pic I found of something that appears to be Steak and Eggs Benedict

I live near Cincinnati, OH. Cincinnati has their own style of chili that contains, among other things, cocoa and cinnamon. There are several chili franchises around town that serve this style of chili, but the two biggest are Skyline Chili and Gold Star Chili. The signature dishes at both restaurants are cheese coneys (hot dogs on a bun with chili, mustard, onions, and cheese) and 3-ways (spaghetti with chili and cheese).

I love Skyline's coneys and 3-ways. I eat there at least once a week. I get the same thing every time and the waitresses know my order by heart. I'm sure it is quite unhealthy, but I love it.

>>4572839
Go Reds!

>>4571514
If you eat at McDonalds for any other reason kill yourself.

>>4572839
>the waitresses know my order by heart

you mean by heart-attack?

aheueheuehheueheahaoaheuehao

>>4571566
These but honey mustard. good god. I can eat a bag in one sitting.

>>4572844
not looking good tonight. Thankfully the Cardinals are losing.

>>4571538
I didnt even know that was a thing.

I like bacon cheese Whataburgers and beer way too much.

>>4572847
Remember like 3-4 years ago when they had that Shrek promotion and had that 20pc for the same price as 10. I managed to get down 14 but holy shit how do people manage?

>>4572909

All you'd have to do is Extra Cheese, and then Add every item on the Meat Lovers pizza, and then do the 2x option.

>>4571610
Indeed

Fried chicken I guess

Honestly if they sold bucket of KFC's fried skin I would eat that shit and be happy to die an early death

im not black btw XD

>>4571538
oooo

>>4572988
>XD
die

Mayonnaise.
Also Hollandaise.

I've never tasted a fast food burger that's as good as this. I can practically feel my arteries hardening when I eat one.

Greasy greasy Donairs

>tfw family's nutrition completely based on broscience

That said, I will devour any and all fudgesicles in a mile radius.

>>4571818
Oh...
FUCK

>>4573012
agreed

something so bad shouldn't taste so good

>>4573060
Temptation will lead you to your disease.

>>4571818
That looks like shit. It probably tastes like shit with sugar on it. That doesn't mean that shit tastes ok if you put sugar on it. Stop eating shit. Holy fuck. Stop eating shit.

>>4571917
2500000 calories? just how large is that large?

I don't know what the fuck kind of industrial sealants are included in the cheese inside a Pizza Hut stuffed crust, and I choose to remain blissful in my ignorance.

>>4573079
>warm chewy choclate and oozing caramel cum-geyser center
>chewy oats and sexual brown sugar
>walnuts vis-a-vis the best nut
>not orgiastic

you are fuckin dum bloke

>>4571954
Why do you have to control yourself? Are you in an abusive relationship?

>>4573082
1 kcal is 1 Calorie or 1,000 calories.

The more you know.

>>4572988
YES!

>>4573084
Holy jesus. Do they still sell that anymore?

Pic related: this shit is like crack to me, I can't get enough of it. It's like drinking heaven itself. Pleb taste, sure, but damn it's god damn good.

>>4573084
My girlfriend and her family used to get pizza hut stuffed crust every friday. It's just string cheese.
>girlfriend is vegetarian
>they order pepperoni anyway
>she takes it off and pats hers down with a paper towel
>gives me the pepperoni when i'm over
>eat
>tongue her right after so she gets some meat in those bones

>>4573233
Sweet drinks FUCKING SUCK. They taste like shit. Fuck you.

Never had it, but I know I'd eat it.

Doner Kebabs ftw.

> Also pic related.

>>4573291
lel

>>4573318
>s-stop liking what I don't like!

this post just oozes maturity

Toaster Scrambles, bitches.

>>4571563
>>4571564
This is what fatties actually believe.

>>4573233

>pleb taste

Confirmed for pretentious cunt

>>4573436
This is what a self-hating fattie that doesn't understand moderation believes.

>>4573436

I don't think >>4571564 was serious. Actually, I don't think either of them are.

>>4571610
bingo

>>4573084
What do you mean by industial sealents in the cheese?

>>4573541
>industial sealents in the cheese

lol gotta go get mah klub and brain some seals.

just doin it for the cheese....just the cheese man

>>4573441
You got it.
Dosnt make those idiots any less wrong about a big mac being "healthy" in any sort of fucking way. The statments had nothing to do with moderation. In summary, suck a dick.

>>4573443
That might be the case but I can easily see a fatass believing this. So notsureiftrollorfatass.jpg might apply.

>>4572712
390g fat => 1035 cal total
what?

>>4571934
An average human requires about 2 000 000 calories/day in other words 2 000 kcal/day

>>4573010
Bread
Cheese
Chicken
Mushrooms

that looks perfectly healthy to me
fast food is usually unhealthy because of gargantuan portion sizes
that burger looks acceptable to me
you should eat it more if you like it

(it probably has way too much salt, that can be the only legitimate concern)

>>4572724
Clearly wrong. That's 14 oz, nearly a pound of fat. 3510 calories of fat alone.

>looks at burrito
>400 carb calories
Clearly wrong...
>58 grams of protein, with only a modest amount of beans in sight
Yeah that whole thing is fucked.

>>4573671
lolno kcal means calorie. Or rather calorie is an abbreviation of kilocalorie. I don't think consuming 2000,000 calories in one day is even possible.

OP Fried shrimp with fries. I only eat this once a year (Makes me feel like shit) Also Del Taco chili cheese fries. I eat those way more often than anyone should probably around 2 times a month.

>>4573789
This assumes you're trying to die and be the fattest person on the planet.
Well, if we use goose fat. I believe it is the one of the most calorie dense foods you can eat. If I am wrong please tell me.
So for every 205grams/7 ounces that is about 1 cup. You will get 1845 calories. So if a person would drink 48 cups or 3 gallons you would have 88560 calories. Far short of what you said. So yes I agree it is impossible.

>>4573818
>Well, if we use goose fat. I believe it is the one of the most calorie dense foods you can eat.
You don't have to be all mimsy and use goose fat, all fats are pretty much the same calorifically: beef dripping = veg oils = poultry fat = butter. Look it up.

An exception would be lard, which if made the right way is actually a little lower in cals.

>>4571566
oh fuck, I tried this flavor when I was high as fuck and got totally addicted, almost ate the whole bag

>>4573233

It's only available in southeast Asia.

>>4571514
I too like burgers. But homemade burgers can be quite healthy actually, you you make wholegrain buins, use fresh meat with just salt and pepper and then toss some tomatoes and other veggies on it, hold back on the cheese and ta-da healthy burger is born.

These things, on hot weather. They're coloured like nuclear waste, which is only a pale indicative of the hilarious amounts of additives that should never be considered okay for consumption they contain.

>>4572839
THAT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD

Bacon, egg and BBQ sauce toasted sandwhiches.

I just ate 2 for dinner, I don't cook them with oil, but they still feel so unhealthy and heavy. I shouldn't have bought that kilo of bacon.

>>4572743
Hey you're that guy that occasionally posts on /fa/. How are you doing?

bump for interest

>>4573912
I bet that feels amazing up the butt

>>4575054

>>4575054
>I bet that feels amazing up the butt

why are you on /ck/ and not on one of the children's boards? there are several to chose from. why come to a grownup board and post like a 13 year old?

>>4573679

Bread is shitty for you, so is deep fried chicken and processed cheese. Also it's all preserved with a bunch of weird chemicals that make eating it a lot very bad for you.

>>4573912

>hilarious amounts of additives

Water, sugar and colouring probably.

>>4575138
+1

>>4575169

>we don't understand jokes and are from reddit

Fried chicken, by far. Always has been my favorite bad food.

>TFW there's 8 fried chicken places within 10 miles

I'm much better about avoiding them now, but damn, when I first moved out on my own a year ago... easily the most terrible food period in my life.

Any cheesy snacks or breads.

There are most certainly addictive chemicals in things like cheetos and popcorn. There has to be, there's no other way such a basic, salty flavor could be so enjoyable.

Shame my favorite things are pretty much as bad or worse than cake.

danish pork sandwich... its the most salty fatty thing you can imagine and the "greens" are pickles/cucumbersalad and stewed red cabbage, then mayo and bred... but fuck is it gooooood

>>4573912
FUCK YES! Send me some please? I left London when I was a child but I still get these every time I visit.. Fuck these are good compared to the SHIT Murricans churn out.

>>4571514
why, why is the middle bun necessary

>>4573086
>Oatmeal walnut carmelitas

fuuu im craving some of them now..

milkshakes

they're obesity juice but god damn if I don't love a strawberry/chocolate milkshake

>>4575211

It's not necessary. But bread is cheaper than meat or veggies so it's a great way for McStankys to make the burger look bigger (and to make it more filling) without adding much cost to it.

Pic related, so delishus just bought 3 boxes and about to have the third one this week.
>Not even fat
>Fit
>Won't be soon if supermarket doesnt stop special

>>4576067
My nigga. I love shitty tier boxed mac and cheese. It's my weakness. You should try their mac bake. Comes with breadcrumbs and you bake it. Ugh. Fuck you, cut.

>>4571514
carls junior's
once a year tops
I usually just go for a medium size burger and fries, hold the soda

Double Bacon Cheese Burger
Onion Rings

Haven't had either in about 3 years. Don't plan on having them for a long time.

Oh and Ben and Jerry's Ice-cream. Those motherfucks lace their shit with crack I swear.

A whole packet of cream crackers with a huge dollop of nutella in between those fuckers.

I could eat packs of these every day if it wouldn't kill me.

>>4576731
Oh come on I love cinnamon why do they not sell this flavour in the UK, you've just made me all kinds of jealous.

Theres a fillipine restaurant not too far from my house
Everything looks disgusting
but for some reason they taste the opposite of how they look

probably unhealthy as fuck too

>>4572839
Seconded. Skyline cheese coneys with everything and slathered with their AMAZING hot sauce. Good god, I just ate but I'm craving one right now.

>$1.80

>>4571514

nigga I love me some beef jerky

>>4576820

oh and cheesesteak sandwiches

Thats a tie between Mcdonalds and KFC. Hard to say which is more unhealthy.

Mcgriddles.

Lemon cola gummies from haribo.

Fucking poutine.

Deep fried cheese curds have no business being in my body, but I'll eat them once a year (say, at a state fair, or something) because they're ridiculously good.

>>4571514
Hardee's breakfast. Monster omelette sandwich or Frisco sandwich, has browns, and DEM FUCKING RAISIN BISCUITS. Plus a coffee.

>>4571566
Fucking this man!
I would buy a bag of the Buffalo Wing and Honey Mustard and mix them up, then eat it with some avocado.
I just got a flashback of a picnic on a summer day with my ex.

>>4576731
THIS! Love this sooo much. Just wish I didn't eat the whole tub at once every-time...

dq blizzard of the month, pizza, ice cream, doughnuts, soda pop, chinese food, lasagna

i tend to prefer lighter tasting things, but i love my evoo.

>>4571692
I don't see a tomato just glorified ketchup

Poutine

It made me fat. I have no regrets.

About once a month I buy two or three packs of Oreos, and fry them.

>>4571514
I'm poor and was feeling hungry for sandwiches so I bought a $1 loaf of white bread and a pack of 12 slices of Oscar Meyer cotto salami. I haven't bought white bread or Oscar Meyer shit in years.

Slapped some mayo on both sides of the bread, put two slices of salami in the middle and went to town. HOLY SHIT did that taste good. I hadn't eaten yet and I ended up eating 4 sandwiches. Fuck. 560+640+120 cals. Good thing I went biking for a few hours after.

>Honey BBQ Sandwhich at Whataburger
>Pizza at Papa John's
>Chicken Wings at Pluckers
>Panang Curry at Thai food restaurants
Those are some of my favorite things from restaurants. I normally cook very healthy but going out is quite the opposite.

>>4572847
>be at an anime convention last year
>have to buy shitty fast food through the hotel
>go to McDonald's
>get a ten piece
>eat them
>not feeling so good
>go to the game room
>what is this feel
>can't play DDR or anything because my stomach feels like it's expanding throughout my whole body
>go back to hotel after all events are over
>still feel like shit
>wake up
>feel worse
>drink some tea to calm my stomach
>oh god
>crawl to bathroom
>puke up brown oily nugget-infused spillage
>never again

I ate a twenty piece last week, though.

>>4577706

glad you stuck with the topic of the thread

fried bread in bacon grease

I eat about 20 of these a week whenever they are back

>>4577764
>order beefy crunch

>>4577777
nice 7's

It has the taco bell taste though.

Papa Murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza
or bacon explosion.
or >>4571954
I lose all self control at both Buffalo Wild Wings and Tucanos.

pic related, 740 calories, 288 from fat.

Had a jalapeno burger with large fries n dr pepper and a side of chilli fries.
ate it all.
I eat like this on rare occasions

The roller grill makes them better, I swear. Also, I'd rather get A hot dog from the gas station every now and then for free with my gas rewards, versus buying a pack of them at the store and eating the whole damn thing in one night.

DROP TWO HASHBROWNS, SMOTHERED COVERED CHUNKED DICED PEPPERED.

PHILLY CHEESE STEAK OMELETTE

RAISIN TOAST

4 MINUTE BLUEBERRY WAFFLE WITH PEANUT BUTTER.

Oh man, I miss band so much. Getting high as fuck when I was a 420BLAZEITFAGGOT highschooler on the way home from a band competition and stopping at the waffle house.

>>4571514
I don't go out to breakfast very often, but when I do, it's always chicken-fried steak. Holy shit. The dives ALWAYS have the best gravy, too.

I would never love unhealthy food.

As for tastes I like... Human Kidney. But more Americana? White Asparagus in Holandaise sauce.

Maybe it was the uniqueness, but when I went to Singapore 2 years ago, I had some gooks human kidney. It had the mouth feel like fat but every time you chewed the flavor didn't go away.

It was a fencing convention. Deer Fencing.

>>4573082
learn 2 SI units
the American measurement system is proper fucked.

>>4577859
that is my favorite from PM as well. GLORIOUS AND FULL OF LOVE FROM THE SWEET SWEET 16 YEAR OLD CASH REGISTER OPERATOR MY GOD THE SKILLS SHE HAS

>>4578146
Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods’ roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine

fucking kidneys man

have eaten a whole box, like the oversized movie style box, in 1 sitting

>>4577859
> the more I stare at this picture the more I keep thinking about the fifteen dollars in my wallet and how I don't need to buy pokemon white 2 anyways because I need to be getting a job, not buying games.

>>4577859
Murphy's pizza is my weakness.

>>4578146
Why is Liru tiny?

>>4578156
Without the latter I saw this.

fast food chinese
Pancheros burritos
Mcdouble+Mcchicken+medium fry(1-2 times a week)
entire box of mozzarella sticks
4pc. fried chicken(thigh, drumstick, wing, breast)

some of my favorites. I eat what I want, I am very active so I don't worry about it.

>>4578168
Im not tiny,

i like worse things but this is the most unhealthy that i really love.

egg and deep fried sausage meat

>>4578121

I hear you, Anon. I hear you, man.

this is now a baww thread

>>4578121

But those goddamn hot dogs man.

THOSE GODDAMN HOT DOGS!

>>4573789
why do you have to be so ignorant/stupid/uneducated?

>>4578121
ah i can't walk passed the damn thing without getting one. everyone thinks i'm crazy for loving gast station hot dogs. they just don't understand.

>>4578276
I'm glad I don't have to go into gas stations very often, because I'm the same way.
When my roommates buy hot dogs, I put them in the freezer so I don't have to look at them and so I can't eat them without thawing them first.

it's-it cookie sandwich (mint chocolate flavor)

Oakland here, you?

>>4578370
too >>4578342

>>4578156
fuckin Ulysses, I remember when that fucker forgot about it and almost burnt it

literally the only McD's sandwich I can tolerate.

>>4578526
I remember the last time I went to the UK, they drowned this thing in mayonnaise.

nothin like gettin stoned and downing an entire box of carne asada fries in san diego

>>4578179
anything scottish is like that anon

>So I heard you hate your arteries, anon

A roll and square sausage, potato scone and haggis. This one doesn't have haggis but you get the idea...

>>4581017
I've been on 4chan for about 6 years now. I have heard stories of people finding others who understand them, but never believed it. I am now a believer. I know I'm replying from page two of /ck/ at 3:45 in the morning, but you might be my soulmate. I love you, stranger.

>>4575735

Dude I make a chocolate malted milkshake every fucking night at around 11:30 PM. Good shit. Goes better if you add a little vanilla cream soda into the blender, as this not only makes it easier to break apart the ice cream, but it also adds good flavor.

Also, Hawaiian pizzas. Not entirely sure how it counts as "unhealthy", but I'm addicted to that shit.

>>4581034
That is the absolute worst picture of a deep fried Mars bar I've ever seen. If you're going to eat a deep fried God damn candy bar at least to it right.

I love pork scratchings. The type with a hard crunchy outer skin and an almost creamy layer of fat underneath.

>tfw i can buy 20 bags of the finest scratchings for £10.67

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Mr-Porky-Pork-Scratchings/dp/B005EPJABG

>>4581328
/ck/ is why im fat

Incredibly unhealthy but I just can't resist

>>4581328
Pretty much this.

>>4581369
>how to simulate love
buy pork scratchings?

>>4581328
I don't mind crispy ones but I hate it when I bite into one to find a soft layer of fat and/or see a hair on the outside.

Plus I can't really bring myself to buy a bag of fat and skin.

To each their own, though.

About two of these, and a chicken quesadilla on the side. Thats what happens when i get fat, i'm a sucker for the TB's delicious horribleness.

Also Dr.Pepper, cream soda, and vanilla Coke, i pretty much only drink soda these days when i'm using it as a mixer to spread my liquor out a bit, but occasionally i buy one of those and just enjoy it.

>>4581481
+ eat them, yes

>>4581489
ha, the hairs are pretty freaky

>Plus I can't really bring myself to buy a bag of fat and skin.
It's easy when you buy in bulk.

Tiramisù, Mascarpone is basically milk with a couple of spoons of lime juice in it, and it is creamed with egg yolks and sugar and put on top of cookies.

>>4581571
I mean, it is basically cream

I eat one every friday.

Thank fuck these aren't cheap or easy to come by where I live or I would probably have a big fat tummy.

>>4581596
The only thing I hate about these is that they're too small.

>>4581571
My family would make ricotta fro time to time when I was a kid. It's made from reheated (ricotta means "re-cooked) whey. Though an Italian national, I've never cooked with mascarpone and have never seen it made. Is it heated like ricotta or is it a raw latticino?

>>4581673
Merrica comin through

Probably Chinese or Pizza, but I rarely eat them.

Lately it's been Coleslaw, potato salad and pic related. Not the worst thing in the world but I would eat like 1kg a day of each if I could get away with it.

>>4575138

You seem pretty intolerant of modern lifestyles there, bud. Why don't you come back to join the grown-up table once you get past your homophobic stage?

>>4581726
> Merrica comin through

Who posts stupid shit like this? Teenage girls? I've read 100's of boards, and this is the only one where people obsess about the weight of other people. Its also the only one with a large female following.

>>4576789
Man if you'd still read this thread I suggest you find some bagnet or crispy pata.

Shit will kill you but it's way better than bacon.

>>4581827
>being this dumb
American detected. I'll try to explain it simply.
The world revolves around America. They are in the news across the earth, and are known for being overweight. If you read something that sounds like it came from a fatty, then it is guaranteed they are at least half American.

>>4581328
Those are called chicharon here in the Philippines. You should come visit this place if that's your thing.

>tfw it's fucking cheap and salty that you can eat it as a side dish to rice

>>4581807
plz go back here: ---> /lgbt/

>>4581827
What about /cgl/?

>>4575211
The extra piece of bread on the Big Mac is because the big mac was designed to be a copy of the Big Boy. They change "mac" to "boy" and instead of tartar sauce it has mac sauce. And sesame seeds. No Frisch's where I live so I buy big macs hold the sauce and put my own tartar on it.

I can't be the only one who loves this

If only they would bring the old ones back.....

>>4573428
oh dear lord what is that lovely mess of food? It's 3 and I haven't had lunch yet fuck this thread god damn!

I make this sammich: cheapo long sub bun, ham, salami, pepperoni with tomato sauce, mayo, onions, and banana peppers. Put that on some foil then dump a ton of mozzarella on top and bake it. Its so greasy and heavy that I have to wait 15 minutes before even thinking about eating the second half.

Also like to make chili in the typical way, dump in rigatoni, then add as much cheddar as I can stand.

Pizza hut burning hot boneless wings. I'm seriously fighting the devil not ordering some right now.

>>4582135
That sandwich is a keto diet's dream

>>4582429
>keto
>breaded anything
[shigging intensifies]

>>4582438
Checked the nutritional facts, it has 3g of carbs, suck a dick

>>4582438
My bad, checked the KFC one and it has 15. Still within range for all that protein and fat

>>4582444
Go eat 15 grams of starch and tell me if you're still in ketosis.

any cake or pie i guess.

>>4582487
Easily.

>>4582489
Guess you're one of the lucky ones. Kind of shoots the whole "ABSOLUTELY no starch/sugar/simple carbs" on ketosis thing in the foot, doesn't it.

>>4571642
damn nigga

>>4582135

is that still available in Britbong? You think they'd make me one if i asked? So mad that i missed that shit.

>>4572712
>Living in the Boston area.
>Not going to glorious Anna's or Felipe's.

>>4571642
You have a fat sandwich in your town? Where?

Basically, a cheeseburger, with all the works, bacon, fried eggs, with a donut sliced in half as the bread, and the whole thing thrown in the deep fryer. I don't remember what it is called, but it's possibly the tastiest and most unhealthy thing ever. Eat too much of it and you will probably either puke or have a heart attack.

>>4584880
I don't think it was ever available here.

>>4584905
Before Paula Dean claimed it as her invention it was called a Luther burger.

>>4584895

Used to. I went to college in Morgantown, WV.

>>4584929
Ah. I had one in my college town of Madison WI. Went out of business though. I think me and a couple friends were the only people who ate there sober.

Cream/Crab Rangoons. .. . .


*Homer drool*

>>4571566
dude i know that feel

i got completely stoned and ate an entire bag of those in like an hour. i normally eat conservatively and pretty healthy. i swear that eating so much of that stuff made me ill. the next day i felt like death and had the shits.

>>4584978
Oh lawd, I don't even care if eating these makes Chinese people hate me for destroying their glorious culture.

Poppyseed cake is my weakness

>>4584995

>>4584995

Be careful with poppy seeds, they're actually addictive.

>>4576859
I've never seen them at my state fair, might have to be on the lookout. I love the ones from my local A&W

I don't really eat unhealthy stuff, but I do like scones. That's about as bad as it gets for me.

>>4585017
You're a dipshit.

>>4582135
the worst shits of my whole life
NEVER AGAIN

>>4585043
My worst food pain was eating almost a dozen custard filed donuts from Krispy Kreme. Never ate there again.

>>4572839
OHHH YEAH SKYLINE
oOHHHh

>>4573668
g =/= cal

also 101g carb in there

do you like pizza /ck/?

>>4585072
Fat is 9 calories per gram. His point is that there are 3510 calories worth of fat alone if that info is correct.

>>4585098

It isn't. It was saved from another thread where an anon whipped it up and fucked up the fat content.

>>4585083
No, we do not.

>>4581607

I tried one of these the past week and is fucking delicious.

I bought it in an American import shop (Im from Madrid), and it cost me 1.50 euros. A bit expensive but i dont regret it.

>>4572847
I fucking love McNuggets but had a horrible experience 3 years ago.
>Sister goes out to town
>Comes back at 3am
>Drunk as fuck
>She bought 20 mcnuggets on thwe way home
>Woke me up, force fed me one and left
>Worst fucking taste in the world when i wake up
>Have no idea why it tasted that bad, must have sat in my mouth or something when i was eating it and never swallowed
>Wake up at 11
>Go downstairs
>No one home
>mum comes in 30 minutes later
>'Iza is at hospital, apparently she had a major problem with her liver after eating too many mcnuggets

Still love the little fuckers

>>4585017
Lol
Also, Sceak, which team do you play for?

I fucking LOVE Popeye's and I hate myself for it. Don't eat there much though.

>>4578121

it probably cooks all the crap out if as iy cooks for a really lonnnng time

>>4585150
Sceak plays for team nipples

They put a mixture of crack and nicotine in their sauce or something. I will never be able to make it right.

>>4585222
That shit just tastes like ranch dressing mixed with Worcestershire sauce to me, it was good, but didn't seem all that complex.

>>4585117
What is up with these people with horrible digestive problems?
I can crush a 20 piece mcnugget, a double quarter pounder, and a strawberry shake, no problem.

>>4572839
>Cincinatti style chili

no inuendo intended:

cheese pizza

white sauce

mushrooms

sriracha

>>4572839
I tried that for the first time about a month ago.
Took two bites of the threeway one with and one without hot sauce.
>Threw up.
>>For an hour

>>4585241
>not growing up in Cincinnati
ultimate plev

>>4585266
>cincybro

fuckyeah

>>4572847
>MFW THEY REMOVED THE DARK MEAT

Peanut butter gelato coated in dark chocolate and topped with whipped cream and hot caramel.

>>4572743
Did you eat the bones?

>Lost 140lbs in the last year
>Very health cautious about what I eat
>Go to grocery store and see the bag of this
>Can't help it, it's my one guilty pleasure.

So goddamn good. Where my SoCal bros at?

>>4572847
>kid
>get McDonald's
>get nugget meal
>dump fries and nuggets in bottom of bag
>McSpaghetti

>>4586222
>kid
>getting the nugger

These bad boys, for sure.

I bought 2 of these things on friday at a gas station during break, I also bought a 20oz container of milk. I think it was like 1700 calories in a sitting, I felt so fat and 2 hours later got 2 cheeseburgers at mcdonalds......


HONEYBUNS WHY ARE YOU MY WEAKNESS

>>4586336
more like 1300

>>4586364
the honeybuns I got were 660 calories each and the milk was 380

1800 kcal into my stomach. But damn does it taste good.

>>4586475

Forget that Nedershit.

This is superior in every way.

Come to New York and find out. It's from the cart right in front of the MoMA.

>>4586485
Yeah, nah. Americans cannot into kebab. They're so allah-asspained they even have to call it gyros to be able to eat it.

Sweden = master race

>>4586498

Implying "Americans" run NYC halal carts...

>>4586498
You might have better gyros but you're still getting assfucked by Muslims in your own country.

>>4586500
Yeah, it's made by mexicans.

Tell me, though, who is it that eats this "kebab, now with 100% less muslim influence"?

White Americans. They wouldn't have had to change the name to not alienate allahophobes otherwise.

>>4586505

Confirmed for never having been to New York.

Take a cab if you ever go. 99% of those guys are muslim. These carts started as food for cabbies.

Do you think the entirety of the states is Kansas or something?


In the states we say kebab and mean meet on a stick. This is chicken rice or lamb rice. Gyros always means a pita as does shwarma or doner.

>>4572778
I think we all thought the same thing, don't be a unrealistic fagbitch.

>roomate coming home and wants to pick up fast food
>starving but not sure what i'm craving

AGGHH HELP

>>4581680
To make Mascarpone you take heavy cream and add half a tablespoon of lemon juice per cup, mix it and heat it slightly (I do it on the microwave but I'm lazy, but I heard it works better if you do it in a glass bowl over a pan of water). Then you have to strain the cream through a fine piece of cloth, I usually put another layer of cloth on top and then a can to add weight and strain the cheese faster.
You let it straining overnight and by the morning you'll have a really thick cream-cheese of the sorts, but without any salt in it.

>>4581607
Stayed in cali for a couple of weeks and holy fuck these are AMAZING. They're probably expensive here in Sweden, but I cba to look for them really. Would probably get fat as shit if I found them for cheap..

>>4581607
Stayed in cali for a couple of weeks and holy fuck these are AMAZING. They're probably expensive here in Sweden, but I cba to look for them really. Would probably get fat as shit if I found them for cheap..

>>4571566
mah nigga

>>4586498
That's it. I'm having an kebabtallrik tommorow. You either go kebabtallrik or go home.

>>4585043
Why does everyone keep saying that that sandwich gives them terrible shits?
What the fuck is in it?

The most unhealthy food I consume?

My own home-made hamburgers:

>season ground beef patties with creole seasoning + garlic powder, salt, black pepper, greek seasoning, etc.
>saute onions in bacon grease
>cook burgers in the bacon grease/onions
>give a light shake of seasoning mixture on both sides of patties as they fry in the skillet.
>remove once the burger is to your "prepared" preference.
>grease buns with the bacon grease/onion/burger tallow mixture and toast
>add a slice of cheddar cheese
>add a slice of swiss cheese
>add pickles and lettuce
>only a LIGHT application of mustard

and now for the side.

>peel fresh potatoes
>cut them into french-fry shape with a cutter
>fry them in shortening/lard/etc. just not canola oil
>cover them with chili and cheese if preferred.

Serve.

Holy shit. I rarely make burgers, but when I do, I do the steps above. I just hope what "healthy" foods I eat the rest of the time will make up for these heart-stopper meals.

Red Velvet Pancakes from IHOP.

When ever they have them, I start wishing they'd get rid of them, I can not say no to the delicious motherfuckers.

>>4586498
last time i was in sweden i had them and they were called gyros. i guess its different in some places

the papa murphy's 5 meat stuffed pizza is cardiovascular disease wrapped in a pizza inside another pizza.

>>4588538

Dear God.

>>4588406
Red Velvet is the the same as chocolate with just red dye.

>>4588784
If they just used the vinegar it turns red too. Not as red as the red dye though.

>>4588470
>tfw people never will learn the difference between gyros and kebab
>>4586504
I'll get "assfucked" any day as long as they keep bringing that delicious food. Funny how it's only people outside of Sweden or far out in the countryside having problems with the Swedish immigration system.

>>4585216
i will make love to those luscious locks

>>4584978
holy shit yes... oh god yes.

>>4587641
>tfw no Swedish bf

I-I'll bring you the exact ones from Canada plz just love me I love Swedish people...

>>4585241
The lines in that picture are fucking with my eyes so badly.

>>4571514
I went to portugal 2 months ago. I ate something there which they call Bifana. It's amazing, its really unhealthy but I ate like three of those fuckers per day. Best sandwich i've ever had.
>tfw i'll be going back next week and will have seven weeks to get fat on these bad boys

>Dat Belgian feel