/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Lets just pop that baby right in here and very soon we should have a tasty pot pie ready to eat.

I only like their dessert pies. Pretty decent facsimile of the restaurant ones.

>Marie's

So many memories of me burning the everloving fuck out of my mouth.

I'm not sure about you guys, but I like to make my pot pies a bit cheesier. Makes the pot pie taste so much better.

A little butter and a forkful of whipped cream cheese later, my bowl is ready for an upside down pot pie.

stick a burrito through the top, op!!!! a burrito in the top!!!!

Now our pie is all flaky and cooked. Flakes are always an indication your pie is ready.

*plop*

I had a Boston Market pot pie the other day, and the fucker wouldn't come out! I had to scrape the insides and crust off the cooking bowl to get it into my actual bowl.

Once your pie is in your bowl, give it a good mash about with your fork.

Eventually, your cheesier pot pie will look like this! Shovel it into your mouth and soon you won't be so hungry anymore.

This concludes the first chapter of a short series I will be calling: How to make your shit food taste better.

>forgot to add smegma
0/10, you classless peasant.
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>>4572370
>smegma
Huh, I always wondered what that was called, especially after eating my girlfriend out the other week. She had some smegma all over her clit, but it was gone by the time I finished eating her out.

>Microwaving pot pie

Why would you do that?

>average clapistani meal

These shitty pot pies have so many calories already without adding more fattening ingredients. Enjoy your obesity.

>>4572385
Because when you've got the munchies, three minutes in the microwave beats 20 in the oven.

>>4572403
More like 10 minutes in the nuker but same difference.

>>4572401
This will probably be one of the only things I eat today, so I don't mind all the calories.

>>4572427
If you read the label it's pretty surprising. If I was going to eat something this bad for me I would hope it's fried.
Maybe should make a thread about making these from scratch. You could probably make one that's actually relatively healthy for you while being at least twice as tasty.

>>4572453
Hold on, I'll take a picture of my grandmother's recipe to share with you all. I've never made it but maybe I should stop buying the frozen ones and try it out?

>>4572453
Well, considering the amount of butter that goes into pastries, I guess it would be "relatively" healthy but it's a given that they're going to be bad for you. It probably would be tastier if you made it yourself, though. For one, actually baking the pot pie would be a vast improvement.

My grandmother's recipe. I haven't had it in years but it is quite amazing.

Also, she made this herself. I probably have the most tech savvy grandmother on the planet.

these fucking things have 1000 calories in them and i used to mix them with rice

i lost like 20 pounds from not eating these things

>>4572547
850ish calories, actually, but who's counting? I can't believe you added rice to yours.

>>4572553
Rice and potpie is the greatest shit ever

the honey roast chicken was da bes

>>4572282
A product photograph that looks nothing like the actually pretty disgusting product. A fraud, a fake, and a phony impostor pretending to look like a good meal only to bitterly disappoint any fool that buys it.

It wouldn't be necessary to include so much butter in the crust (though obviously it would have a worse texture and taste less rich) or you could put potatoes on top instead. I'm guessing these premade kind have a lot of fat in the sauce as well. Thanks for the recipe

>>4572589
Thats actually for one of the smaller potpies, he has one of the big full sized ones

>>4572282
>What do we have here?

Retard food. Don't pretend it's something more.

Mmmmmm, pot pie. Wish it wasn't frozen, though...

>>4572589
>durr hurr calories are bad >:(

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>>4572589
>dat total fat and sodium

a challenger appears

Looks fucking vile.

>>4574595
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>>4574600

1 of those microwave pot pies was never enough for me
I'd have to eat 2. I would eat 3 but I get sick of it after