/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I eat healthy, but god damn these are my fucking addiction. By far my favorite junk food!

>>4566558
I see your Flamin' Hot Cheetos and raise you Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos.

Goddam, my mouth is watering now just thinking about them.

>>4566464

Pretty much all gas station food, now that I think about it.

>>4566558
>>4567404
tfw as a britfag Cheetos are a rarity and I have only found them recently in the Eastern European section of a nearby supermarket.

Godammit why did they have to be so dangerously cheesy?!

Do cheap frozen pizzas count?
Not the party pizza kind though...those things fall below the "is it pizza" line for me.

Ramen. Delicious, sodium-saturated ramen.

>>4567411
>flavored lava

>>4567478
Most frozen pizza tastes better than fast food pizza.

Pic related is absolutely amazing.

>>4566558
>flaming cheetos

nigger detected

>>4567487
frozen buffalo pizza is always good

regular frozen pizza is definitely hit and miss

>>4567441
The only thing I didn't like from these is that the cheese never seemed to melt at all.

Pic related. I can't get enough of this shit!

>>4567411
for some reason I could never make Hot Pockets properly. The bottom of the pocket would always be hard as hell and I'd have to eat the thing with a fork

>>4567503

>>4567487
I can sort of feel ya there. Certain frozen pizzas destroy the fresh stuff.

Its like....

Shit Tier; Local Grocery Store Plastic Wrapped Shit, Hot and Ready's, Marco's

Low Tier; Pizza Hut, Tony's

Mid; Digiorno/Dominos (i swear they're the same pizza), Red Barron, California Pizza Kitchen, Papa Johns

God; Mellow Mushroom, Red Brick or any other of those high priced hipster shit places. You've got one downtown im sure.

>>4567503
>the cheese never seemed to melt at all
Thus the "horrible" part of it. You have a choice - you can either have a flaky well-baked pretzel with cold cheese filling, or a burnt as shit pretzel with luke-warm cheese filling.

I still continued to eat them as a child, not sure why.

>>4567571
No mention of Jack's? I'm disappointed.

Best frozen pizza I've ever had: Pasquale's Frozen Pizza from Humboldt, Iowa. Loaded with cheese and toppings, and a sauce so fucking delicious it'll make you want to punch a baby.

Close second: Lottza Mottza, similar to Pasquale's.

>>4567601
My hometown Medford, WI is the home of Tombstone pizza. For frozen pizza it is pretty good

>>4567571
>Mellow Mushroom

Oh god yes.

>>4567610
It tastes pretty damn good, I just can never get the center to turn brown. Last couple pizzas I bought ended up folding like a burrito

>>4567642
Not frozen, but I went to a Mellow Mushroom outside of Savannah, GA after losing 170lbs and not having had pizza for 2 years.

>Large with pesto sauce, pepperoni, sausage, and blue cheese.

Jesus Christ, muh dick.

I wish they'd build a Mellow Mushroom in my city. I have this thing against chain pizza places, but holy shit. I like Mellow Mushrooms pizza. Not even a fan of the hippie kitchsh, I like the pizza. I go every time I'm in Austin.

Im a grown man who still eats these things

dont tell me im alone

>>4568086

You're not alone, but you won't enjoy your company.

ramen

>>4568102
That is some fancy fucking Ramen! I'm no stranger to throwing a can of chicken or some precooked beef in my Ramen, but the addition of vegetables scare me. I don't know when to throw them in so that they aren't an unpleasant crunchy or akin to biting into a booger.

>>4567487
>Most frozen pizza tastes better than fast food pizza.
You must live in a shithole.

>>4568086
Best food ever.

Any kind of little debbie snacks. I know they're half-plastic and insanely bad for you, but my god, they're delicious. best 3:

3. swiss rolls
2.zebra cakes
1. nutty bars

>>4567571
>hot and ready
>shit tier

>california nigger land
>anything but below shit tier

I am addicted to little Caesars deep deep pepperoni

Welp.

Those little canned Vienna Sausages. They can be store generic or Armour, but something about them reminds me of a safe place.

>>4568355
when my grandma lived in saudi arabia she ran into a guy who was feeding his camel vienna sausages and referring to them as jew penises.

You guys ever try these?

I usually have some in my freezer in case I'm craving something terrible in the middle of the night.

Every once in a while, ill buy a can of Chef Boyardee because I adored it as a kid and always forget what all the love was about.
And every time I'm left with a deep-seeded disdain for myself when I finish the bowl

That said, Banquet BBQ patties and Salisbury steak plates are pretty bitchin, especially if you put them in the oven

Easy Mac. I can't get enough of it. I have a strictly clean diet 20 meals out of the week. That 21st meal is guaranteed to be Easy Mac. I can't stay away.

>>4568232
What, are the Little Caesers and Pizza Huts better in your superior location?

Totino's pizza rolls

>>4569936
gods help me this

>>4569936
I want to hate them so much, but they're perfect in every way.

>>4567571
You're a faggot, Digiorno is awful, Pizza Hut is better than that shit. At least Pizza Hut has a better sauce compared.

>>4568370
I can't eat these fuckers, never could. They taste exactly like the wooden stick that's shoved into them.

>>4567404
These!!!!!

>>4570327
Ketchup on a suger cookie. I hate digiornos

>>4567420
I really am a sucker for those. When I did landscaping I'd get them for lunch all the time.

>>4566464
That's not horrible per se. The sauce is the best part.

cup o ramen noodles, peanut butter, shrichaca, colby jack cheese, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenenne,

mmmm

>>4567420

Oh god I'm fucking obsessed with Speedway taquitos.

I keep large stockpiles of turkey & cheese lunchables on hand. 1 or 2 makes a literally instant meal for under $3, and tastes way the fuck better than buying the ingredients separately.

>>4567411
I'd fight a nigga for a hot pocket

>>4568367
Holy fuck I laughed so hard, I don't care if you're lying or not, that's hilarious

>>4568086
I'm with you man.

>>4568367

I actually hate this shit. But I know there's poison in it that makes you want it more.

My dining hall got one last year at school and me and my girlfriend always made fun of the people who went to it. Then we went one day and got the pretzels and cum sauce. The sugary ones are the worst of all.

Then we'd go a couple of times a week. Then we'd go after every meal. We'd get the shitty sweet ones and the normal ones. And the bites. Those shitty fucking little bites. And the lemonade! It was terrible. After eating that shit our mouths tasted terrible and we hated ourselves.

Never again.

>>4571760

You know you'll go back. That shit is irresistible.

>>4571810
I know :(

so bad but so good

>>4571760
You see those rocks on the pretzels?
That isn't salt, it's crack.

>>4568086
>tfw you get a 10th pepperoni

>>4568126
What kind of vegetable? Most you want to throw in right as you take the ramen off of the fire.

>>4568126
neither does that guy, the noodles are overcooked.

Just put your dried and fresh vegetables, along with egg or whatever, before you add noodles. Noodles should only take about 3 min. to soften and they continue cooking in the bowl.

>>4567420
I used to look on in disgust as people bought those roller grill shits, but then I worked at a gas station for 2 years. Every time I smell a cheesy pepper jack Tornado my mouth waters like crazy.
And those cheap as fuck tuna salad sandwiches are delicious.
The fat kid I used to work with a lot used to do this
>buffalo ranch chicken roller
>hot dog bun
>cover in chili and cheese
I gained so much weight at that job

op's pic. enjoyed that last night. The hamburger flavor. with a few slices of added pepperoni, and a can of (drained) black olives between two pizzas.Not something I'd do every day, but at 1.50 each, a buck for the pepperoni, a buck a can for the canned olives still better and cheaper than take out or delivery. canned chunk chicken ( 10 oz can is about 2.50 on sale where I live and feeds two) mixed with a little mayo and chopped onion or celery. rolled in cheap flour tortillas or added to vegetables in a quick stir fry. cheap pork and beans with molasses and yellow mustard on toast.I like the taste of chef boyardee sauce( hard to find) but dislike mushy canned pasta. frozen waffles and canned peaches.