/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4565321
All he wants is meat and alcohol. I can of course deal with that. I'm happy with it too.
I just wish he was real ;_;

>>4565353

If all he ate/drank was meat and alcohol, he'd look pretty gross

>>4565406
He works out constantly at least. If he's not sleeping, he's training.

>>4565430

Realistically, if that were his diet he wouldn't have the energy or nutrition to work out. Not trying to ruin your husbando, just saying he could only ever exist as a cartoon and you should abandon all hope

>>4565430
>>4565353
Jesus christ I fucking hate you stupid weaboo faggots

>>4565450

He is my hero and I just want to be his friend and cook with him and hang out with him

>>4565478
I dont even want to cook with him. I just want to pound some beers and chase pussy with him

>>4565481

>chase pussy with Gordon Ramsay
>he follows you into the bedroom
>"Wake up! STICK IT IN! You havin' a laugh?! Fuck me! NO, YOU DONKEY! I mean fuck HER! Christ almighty! Get it together, big boy! Keep it simple! Where the fuck is your condom?! YOUR DICK IS RAAAAW"

>>4565485
But he doesn't act like that all the time. He's actually a complete bro.

>>4565485
>You call that fucking mate?
>My god, thats dreadful
>piss on me chest guvna

>>4565321
Didn't her husband strangle her in a restraruant recently?

>>4566695
Yep. I just saw the pictures.

Fucking hell.

>>4565321

smittenkitchen.com

>>4565478
>>4565481
I've got a total broner for Gordon Ramsay too... I think it's all his swearing at people on Kitchen Nightmares?

Sceak <3

>>4565485
>Is...is that bitch FROZEN?
>Where do you get off sticking your dick in a frozen bitch? No wonder your life is shit. Get some self-respect!
>I wouldn't fuck that frozen bitch with YOUR cock, let alone mine!
>Just look at it-the pussy is dry, flavourless, and has the texture of shoe leather. How do you wake up in the morning and saying "I'm gonna stick my dick in that"? Christ, you've given up, man!
>From now on, the name of the game is freshness. If it's not fresh, it doesn't even get into this bedroom. Priority Number One-Freshness!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2342414/Nigella-Lawson-leaves-marital-home-suitcase-hours-pictures-emerge-TV-chef-choked-husband-Charles-Saatchi.html

>>4567243
>Charles Saatchi

That's the Jew fuck behind that stupid Cheerios commercial

>>4567253
I'd butter her english muffin.

Happy fapping, /ck/

>>4567264
Does anyone else use wikipedia a lot to just find out who is Jewish? Saatchi is listed as an Iraqi Jew. Worst of both worlds.

>>4567616

How much time do you spend every evening pulling morgellons fibers out of your skin?

>>4567596
pls explain

>>4566946
>>4566946
Sceak is dead.

>>4565321
>>4567243
>>4567249
>>4567253
She's my dream waifu. She's getting old, but looks good. But I mean back in the day when these were taken, this is my waifu.

>>4567861

her elderly plutocrat husband verbally abused her, choked her, and pinched her nose while she cried and pleaded in an extremely expensive restaurant while the other patrons looked on in horror but did not intervene.

she was seen leaving the restaurant in tears and she moved out of their shared home soon after.

>>4567896
That's really depressing that no one tried to help her.

>>4565353
Dat giant hand.

>>4567896
>while she cried
Stop being so vanilla, she looked pretty turned on by the choking.

>>4567914

Dude, having seen shit like this happen, more often than not it's not a conscious decision to help or not.

You see it happening, and you just sort of lock up. "Is what I'm seeing actually happening?" "What the hell is going on?" "Should I do something? Is someone else already doing something? Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with that guy."

And then its usually over, and the chance to do anything has passed.

>>4567933
Whenever I see anything like that happen, I always feel the need to get up and do something.

>>4567928

what part of "happy fapping" did you have a hard time with?

>>4567616
>>4567264
/pol/ exists for a reason. Get back there and stop treading dogshit into the carpet.

>>4567596
Oh man I read about this too, he was getting violent to her or something, she left him

>>4567946
>leftist mad that people are pointing out facts

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