/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'll contribute

scones. they fucking suck.

Why does /ck/ love this shit? Its disgusting.

>>4560091
Is that supposed to be some kind of bruschetta?

>>4560110
cheap as fuck, effortless to make (if made barebone)

>getting this excited over a portion of cooked beef with some salt sprinkled on it

It's about as exciting as watching some men kick a ball around a grass field for several hours.

sushi, pizza, Chipotle

>>4560117
2edge4me

>>4560127

How are the tornadoes in flyover land treating you?

>>4560134
Better tornadoes than faggots and liberals.

>>4560110
Very cheap, very easy to prepare and palatable to most because it contains a ton of sodium.
This board is visited by a lot of students.

bacon (it's good but not THAT good)
gluten-free anything, if you aren't gluten intolerant
endive
macarons

sad to say because sometimes it might be all you can afford, age 15 or 50.

>>4560136
The difference is tornadoes cause less devastation, they're a storm that passes, and they go quiet after a while

>>4560136

God doesn't send tornadoes for nothing. You been fucking the farm animals again?

>>4560117

This might be a troll post, but I agree. Even a good steak is pretty fucking bland in my opinion. I'd take beef prepared in pretty much any other way most of the time.

>>4560141
lol'd

>>4560144

Not trolling at all. The same hicks who think that sriracha is "hipster" and tipping is optional are out in full force tonight.

>>4560144
Well that's just like, your opinion man

Myself, I love a nice cut of steak, cooked just a little bit, with minimal seasoning. The meat cooks itself, you don't have to do much to it, and there's plenty of flavor.

>>4560150
Vietnamese using sriracha in their cooking isn't hipster. White lesbians in New York using sriracha on their hot dogs is hipster.

Also, I thought it was well-established that the people who don't tip are the cheap cockroaches living in 200 sq. ft. sublets in New York.

>>4560152

Original guy here. I love a steak too. I love a slice of fresh bread with butter too. The difference between you and me is that I consider both to be fairly standard food items. Whereas your kind acts as though steak is some kind of gourmet meal.

>>4560159
Sounds like you're eating sub-par beef.

Not unusual when you live outside of America's heartland.

>>4560157

is it hipster if white new yorker lesbians put it on their vietnamese food?

>>4560157

Cock sauce as we know it in the USA isn't from Vietnam. It's from LA, and it has very little to do with actual sriracha sauce, which is in any case from Thailand.

Have fun with your confused ideas about authenticity.

>>4560162
No.

>>4560161

I get dry aged USDA prime from my butcher. You probably get USDA choice at best because all you have is wal mart.

>>4560159
>>4560165

No need to get testy. No one said steak was gourmet, just that it's a pretty enjoyable meal. No need to go around saying your kind and walmart.

>>4560163
>Cock sauce
No one said anything about cock sauce.

>as we know it
No one said anything about cock sauce.

>it has very little to do with actual sriracha sauce
No one said anything about cock sauce.

Have fun with your reading comprehension.

This goopy horeshit child's snack.

>>4560165
>my butcher
Look at this faggot. He buys his meat through a butcher who probably buys it from a purveyor of some kind.

Get back in touch with me when you start raising your own meat or buying it from farms.

http://www.eatwild.com/products/arkansas.html

>>4560152

Well yeah, I never meant to imply it was anything but my own opinion. I just don't understand all the craziness over what seems, to me, a pretty uninteresting dish.

This shit should be considered child abuse. Anyone eating this after the age of four is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

Non-macro non-USA beer, especially hoppy specialty ales.

This shit should be considered child abuse. Anyone eating this after the age of four is suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

>>4560091
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpC7zYoPrnw
watch this and tell me you don't want any. it's the perfect vehicle to highlight fresh tomatoes.

>>4560110
No one really loves it, but it is like $0.10 each which makes it perfect for someone with no money. So you make due and try to make it as not terrible as possible.

>>4560091
>go with white in-law family to italian place
>they order classic brsuchejttatta for $8 and mushroom bruschetta for $12
>it's fucking 6 pieces of small baguette and tomato on top with OO
>mushroom one is 4 pieces with sliced mushroom sauteed in OO or butter on top
>they're raving how good it is
>can't believe my brother married into this family

>>4560097
scones are great with a drink

>>4560177
eh... avocado, tasty enough besides it's only 50cents to a buck

>>4560186
Could be worse.

>>4560183
>implying there is a difference between a butcher and a "purveyor of some kind"

Obviously, I'm not buying the cow's meat still hot from the slaughterhouse.

I do go to an actual BUTCHER when it's the middle of the week and I feel like a steak. It comes from a distributor, one of which I know the name of (Pat Lafrieda), the other I don't know offhand but I could ask and very likely get the name of the actual farmer who killed the animal if I insisted. When I have more time on my hands, I go to the farmer's market and buy directly from one of various local farmers including

http://www.grazinangusacres.com/
http://www.arcadianpastures.com/

The farmers market guys do not sell USDA Prime because it's grass fed. It is not dry aged either which is fine with me because I generally only go to them when I'm planning to make tartare for which dry aging is not desirable.

Have fun worshiping perfectly normal food.

>>4560204
I disagree.

>>4560205
>I don't care for steak
>I go to great care when I buy steak
Argument lost.

>>4560227

I didn't say I don't care for it. I said people get way too excited about it in proportion to other foods. I go through the same trouble for everything else I eat, you just think that everything should come in a microwave friendly pouch so it seems crazy to you.

>>4560229
>you just think that everything should come in a microwave friendly pouch so it seems crazy to you
dem projections

>>4560144
Enjoying an expertly prepared steak is similar to eating other foods that are expertly handled. Depending on how they are handled, they can be worth quite a bit, and truly worth every penny.
>>4560150
Decrying simple foods that can still be absolutely amazing as bland while acting as though you are the one with all the taste. Fucking premium troll content. Not mad tho, so work on the delivery. Try to bring up the snobbishness a little bit, with the idiocy at the same time, then top it off with a little more self righteousness next time. 7/10

>>4560157
>Using a condiment is hipster

Please do everyone a favor and kill yourself you gigantic faggot.

>>4560173

>Maybe if I go full autist he will stop replying

great job!

>>4560175
Toast the bread first.

>>4560138
no, bacon is fucking THAT good

calm your tits

it looks like the white stuff that comes out of popped zits

>>4560324

You don't eat that too??

Strawberries. Both the flavor and the actual berry. I can't stand them. Literally everything is that 'fruity' is strawberry flavored. Anything red that's suppose to be sweet is strawberry. Any dessert that is not some sort of cream or chocolate base is automatically strawberry somethingorother. It drives me nuts.

How can anyone stand to eat them after a life of them being forced down their throats?

>>4560195
>besides it's only 50cents to a buck
not sure where you live but every place around here charges $1.50 per avacado
welcome to the northeast US baby

>>4560337

at the whole foods at columbus circle, they're 2 for $4

>>4560338
whole food stores are always over priced

it's all a scam supported by the greedy fishing industry

giant sea spiders are not worth $200/ounce

>>4560344
Go to bed.

>>4560186

Bacon fans are worse than Sonic autists and pony autists combined

>>4560163
look at the fucking bottle made in thailand.
hurr durr hipsters and guy fieri love it, it must be american.

just get maggi sauce and add a little fish sauce lot cheaper.

>>4560091
reeses peanut butter cups
and those people who live in the 80s still so think its new

ps im looking at you mom

bacon anything

/thread

ITT: Ramen eaters and fast food lovers

>HURRRRRRRRRRRRR IT DONT TASTE LIEK CHICKEN FINGERS OR PIZZA ROLLS

>>4560177
Avocado milkshake is the best thing ever

>>4560175
>PB&J
<overrated
How is it overrated? I've never heard of anyone considering it anything but dirt cheap poor people food.

this thread is full of worthless bastards that would be doing the world a favour by leaping into a wood chipper.

>>4560473
Bacon is absolute shit.

>hurr if I put this on my food it makes me fancy
>look everyone, muh refined tastes~
Dammit shut up.

>>4560666
>How is it overrated?

Welcome to 4chan.

>>4560138
I agree with the bacon. I DO like the bacon ends and pieces, but only when baked off. Then almost all of the fat melts off. But yeah... I don't care for bacon most of the time.

>>4560195
Sometimes, they'll try to sell avocados for $1.75 here. Obviously, no one buys them, so they go back down to 50 cents.
Dumbasses... trying to oversell avocado in Texas.

I guess my bit would be Provolone. That seems to have become the new Cheddar in the last few years. I don't get it... you want something that has about the same amount of calories/fat, but with no real flavor?

>>4560707
No one ever said or thought that.

Kill yourself.

>>4560707
>capers
>fancy
Since fucking when? They sell them for peanuts in the spic aisle of the grocery store. That's poverty food (fucking love capers though).

>>4560091
>>4560110
>>4560117
>>4560123
>>4560175
>>4560177
>>4560186
>>4560324
>>4560344
>>4560473
>>4560707

You're all tremendous faggots.

>>4560091
wtf is that op?
it looks like diced up tomatoes on a piece of rye bread

>>4560186
nothing worse than that
at any age
plz take that pic & leave with it

>>4560737
>>4560743
>implying they don't say that
Oh you don't have any idea...

>>4560186

Thankfully I was brought up in wealthy suburban new England and have never even witnessed such a culinary tragedy.

>>4560344
Confirmed for never having been to New England?

>>4560842

not as bad a pic related

I'll let you guess whats on this spaghetti

Fuck this thread.

You shouldn't yuck on someone's yum.

>>4560819
It seems as though you are the one who doesn't have a fucking clue.

>>4560204
why would you put butter in with sketti

i am new to /ck/ what is this

>>4560849
Paprika and coagulated buffalo blood?

I know the answer you're looking for, but it looks like someone added red food coloring to tomato paste and tossed it in pasta.

>>4560873

It's BBQ sauce. Not as elaborate as what you suggested but still pretty gross IMO

>>4560870
>being this mad
I bet you say they're fancy you faggot. Stfu.

>>4560753
Shit-tier mall sushi is highly overrated, the real good stuff made by chefs is not so much.

>>4560091
Is that smorbrod?

>>4560136

lol okay, trolling aside, do people seriously think liberals are worse than conservatives?

Like... seriously. Please don't make me lose faith in humanity.

>>4561050
cry about it liberalscum

>>4561054

I don't cry.

I just rub my eyes and shake my head.

>>4561050
>do people seriously think liberals are worse than conservatives?
>lose faith in humanity
>>>reddit

>>4560454
http://huyfong.com/no_frames/company.htm
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/20/dining/20united.html?_r=0

Herdederp. Made in 'Murrica.

>>4561063

typical liberal bullshit

>>4561050
>lol okay, trolling aside

You're not ready for this part of the internet.

>>4561050

>Do people think the morons who refuse to listen to a half century of economic theory that has been backed up by historical results worse than people who come off as jackasses

Yes.

>>4561145

dat samefug

>>4560868
Well, oh yeah? Yuck you.

>>4561175
What are you twelve?

>>4561179
Yes.

All food is overrated. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Stay fat, America.

>>4561216
i agree. you know what else is overrated? water.
fuck being alive, man.

>>4560753
Look in a mirror.

>>4560868
>You shouldn't yuck on someone's yum

That, good sir, is now mine.

>>4560819
>they

Who the fuck are they?
I any case you should stop hanging out with people who talk like that.

>>4560344
>200/oz

Try around $0.56 per ounce.

>>4560138
>macarons
We're talking the french sandwich cookies, right?

The first one I ever had I thought was amazing...until I had one from a real...uh...patisserie? However it's spelled, I'm lazy. The quality in the second one was leaps and bounds beyond the first. Plus, I like them because they always ave a huge variety of flavors. Chocolate, pistachio...rosewater I pass on, that wasn't for me. Wasn't BAD, but I don't think I'd choose it first.

tomatoes (that's not a food)

>>4560205
>Pat Lafrieda
Oh man, I hate reality shows, but I actually enjoyed the short-lived show they had on Food Network because it wasn't all bullshit drama. It was actually interesting. I didn't realize that most restaurants will have custom cuts and stuff, I found that cool. They even created a ground meat blend for some upscale burger joint.

>>4560707
I fucking love capers. I don't know about them making me fancy, considering I could, once it's been in the fridge and gotten cold, down an entire bottle of capers just as is. I wouldn't, but I could. They're tasty, to me.

>>4560091

Bruschetta reminds me of this place I used to eat at. They'd hand you a greasy menu, and then shove a saucer with dry-ass bread on it with this garlic pico de gallo.

>mygumsandsoftpalate.ohmygod

>>4560091 (OP)

Bruschetta reminds me of this place I used to eat at. They'd hand you a greasy menu, and then shove a saucer in your face with dry-ass bread and garlic pico de gallo on it.

>mygumsandsoftpalate.ohmygod

>>4560743

Are you retarded? Capers are like 20 bucks a pound.

>>4560097
my nana's scones would have you in tears of joy.

smoked salmom and tuna

I eat tuna because it is so good for you, but I despise the taste, I just wolf down cans. The thought of a cooked meal with tuna makes me want to hurl. SS is just filth.

>>4560186
>tfw up until I moved out at 21 was still choosing ketchup over mums sauce made from scratch

It's so damn good

>>4561377
Wtf are you doing here?

>>4560162
What about if Vietnamese people are eating hot dogs with their white NY lesbian friends?

>>4560186
People put kechup...

on spaghetti?

what the fuck

why

>>4560707
no.

>>4561352
>"My green whole foods overpriced hipster store is a good gauge of food prices."
Fuck off, faggot.

>>4561377
>Mums
Brits, ladies and gentlemen.

>>4561415
>has never bought capers in his life

all food is overrated so let's stop eating and start dying

>>4560186
Nobody actually does this, do they?

imported proscuitto at 14+ bucks a lb. it is just dry cured country ham which is about 6 bucks. expensive designer salt. it is either iodized or not. evoo. paying extra for "antibiotic and hormone free chicken". the usda already forbids the use of that in any chickens.not speaking of free range or organic. paying extra for 7% ground beef, and then having to use oil to cook it. or conversely buying ultra cheap sausage or ground beef and most of the fat will be cooked out and discarded. paying almost 5 bucks for a small box of name brand cereal when you can buy a big generic bag at half the price. paying twice the price for " extra soft" toilet paper when lets face it, you know what it is going to be used for. Just my opinion, which are like armpits, everyone has a few. did not mean to offend anyone

>>4561460
>paying twice the price for " extra soft" toilet paper when lets face it, you know what it is going to be used for.

Ask me how I can tell you have never lived with a female

cupcakes. it's overpriced and shit

>>4561050
moderate liberals and moderate conservatives arent too bad. But honestly, I would rather have an extremist conservative telling me who i cant marry an d have sex with than an extremist liberal telling me what I cant eat and what i cant do because its too dangerous for me AND taking all my money to give to someone else.

Honestly I wouldn't want to live under either though. I am a weak libertarian. I want the conservatives to get the fuck out of my bedroom and the liberals to get the fuck out of my wallet.

>>4561472

Nobody gives a shit about your half-baked political ideology. This is a fucking cooking board.

>>4561460

My anus cannot handle cheap toilet paper

literally starts bleeding

>>4561463
I personally will pay extra for the soft pillowy wipe, female or not.

>>4561473

sorry, but food is politics. people mentioning arugula and olive oil offends my traditional family values. why can't you liberals stop imposing your gay, liberal foods on everyone else? everyone should eat iceberg lettuce or God will smite us for being fag lovers.

>>4561463
I have lived with several females. I was not suggesting you should keep unwanted mail or a magazine by the out house toilet, tear off a page and and wipe, but is it necessary to spend 6 bucks on a 4 pack of toilet paper.

>>4561481

ask their crotches, not me. I buy the cheapest stuff possible because it's the only kind that comes in a single pack, which is the only kind I buy because who wants to have a bathroom cabinet full of toilet paper all the time?

>>4561483
you are correct. none of my bussiness. I guess it is like razor blades. sure I can buy cheap ones, but I spend the extra money and buy more expensive to get a better shave, and no ones business but my own. sorry, I was out of line.

>>4560091
Yeah, but that's the shittest Bruschetta ive ever seen.

That's like me judging thai cuisine after eating a McDonalds special edition Thai Chicken Burger

>>4561483

Are there really people this stupid out there?

>>4560322
Nope. Not him but I find eating more than 2 strips way too salty for me.

>>4560204
WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT DO YOU WANT ME TO HAVE NIGHTMARES?

>>4560157
>White lesbians in New York using sriracha on their hot dogs is hipster

my fuckin' sides

>>4560175
fuck you nigger, you were probably beaten as a child. either because your parents didn't love you or realized that your fucking stupid

>>4560195
goddamn really? i live in New York, Long Island specifically and avocados out here are like $2.50 a piece, and thats on sale

>>4560344
actually lobsters used to be dirt cheap. back in the 50's and 60's prisoners would complain if they were served lobster more than 3 times a week

>>4562051
But except way out on Long Island that place sucks and filled with weirdos and high taxes, you're paying for LIPA failures of that nuke plant that never quite got off the ground (shoreham?) plus taxes for all the illegals infesting the place.

>>4562041
Not your ordinary run of the mill lesbians, bull dykes with hatred for p3n0r

>>4562051
Aerospace companies got out of LI for a reason, it's not worth it unless you're a billionaire and can afford a place way out on the Atlantic side.

>>4561375
>canned tuna
>good for you
Where did you hear such nonsense?
Tuna is fucking delicious, but canned tuna is shit tier.

>>4560110
I don't buy that brand, but it's cheap as shit and only takes a couple extra ingredients to make it delicious.

Cheesecake
Shrimp
Cheese

Pretty much everything Japanese

>>4561375
>smoked salmon is just filth
you can fuck right off.

>>4560186
>>4561400
>>4561435
DONT TALK SHIT BOUT MAH SKETTI

>>4560091
Greek yogurt, hummus (I like it, but it's the sort of thing a trendy douchebag eats and talks about), chai, anything gluten free that by rights should have gluten in it, salmon and avocado (though I do like them to some extent), goji or acai berries/anything else that some stupid cunt somewhere has dubbed a "superfood".

Yogurt is fucking awesome but you haven't tasted real yogurt unless you got the milk directly from the sheep, boiled it and added sheep yogurt when it cools down to body heat temperature.

>>4560091
Don't tell me you paid for that. How much dID THAT COST?

>>4562160
I don't think gluten-free products are overrated if you have coeliac

>>4562183
The overwhelming majority of people riding the gluten free bandwagon do not have coeliac disease and could probably eat a heaping plate of seitan without any bit of an adverse reaction.

>>4562110
Yeah, asian people are pretty boring. This is coming from years of experience with my friends and family.

>>4562455
"Hey, let's go to (insert random event here)!"
Asian: "But you didn't call me beforehand. No plans, no go."
American: "Sure, why not?"

>>4561423
These here are expensive.
Regular capers are cheap should you not go full retard and get 'nonpareille' ones.

chicken

I guess I'm saying that because the gf makes it constantly and I'm fucking sick of it

Chicken anything.

Most overrated food of all time. Almost every other bird is a million times more tasty: turkey, duck, goose, pheasant.

>>4563972
does she make baked chicken?

because that shit is the bomb

but i agree with you, only making chicken iis shitty after a while

does she only make one kind?

>>4561475