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What are some essential recipes for the destitute?

>> No.4551277

>>4551269
Rice, beans, and frozen vegetables (the bagged ones not the canned ones).

>> No.4551285

Rice and beans, rice and beans erryday. Also, if you're a wizard, finding bulk meat/chicken for cheap. I know it's possible, but I dunno how they do it. Also, learn to use leftovers and ration yourself. Use starches to stretch more expensive ingredients, learn to make as many things as possible from scratch. Invest in a crockpot, and use the fuck out of it.

>> No.4551340
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4551340

save your money, buy/steal a length of rope.

follw instructions in pic.

>> No.4551349

>>4551340
I don't exactly have anything to hang FROM, is the problem.

>> No.4551350

Red Beans and Rice
Mexican Rice and Beans
Indian Rice and chickpeas

OTHER THINGS TO LEARN AND DO
Make your own bread, biscuits, naan etc. Easy and cheap.
Make your own hummus
Buy fruits that are in season.
Buy bulk, make it and eat it along the week.
EAT IT ALL
drink water

>> No.4551352

>>4551340
Oh god. There was a point in my life where I was considering suicide, and hanging myself was out of the question because I didn't have anywhere to hang from.

These are pressing issues, people.

>> No.4551355

>>4551349
...hammer through the plaster on your ceiling and you can hang a noose around one of the numerous horizontal studs (I can't remember the correct fucking terminology for them)

dont be such a bitch with excuses

>> No.4551358

>>4551352
oh, goddammit. I could have done it all this time doing that?

what have I been doing with my--well, what have I been doing not being a corpse?

>> No.4551360

Get some pork shoulder / pork butt (they're the same thing)
$1.50-2.50/lb
chocked full of calories and flavor
literally one of the choicest cuts on the planet
make some carnitas or some banh mi

>> No.4551361

>>4551355
Ceiling joist*

>> No.4551363
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4551363

Oh, shit, I read that as:

>What are some essential recipes for this altitude?

Which made the whole thread much different.

>> No.4551367

>>4551361
>>4551355
Do this.

If you really wanted to kill yourself using the excuse "I have nothing to hang myself with" is not a valid excuse.

>> No.4551369

>>4551367
Dude, we genuinely didn't know that this was an option. If we did, we would have probably done it.

>> No.4551370

>>4551369
Well now you know

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4551972

>>4551269

Bachelor Chow.

It's delicious, nutritious, and cheap. You just have to be careful to stick with it once you have money, though.