/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4545861
I don't like chocolate.

>>4545864
>inb4 irrational rage

Too many god damn calories in a tiny amount.

>>4545864
I don't like your mom.

I still ate her out last night.

>>4545870
Like anyone even cares once they stick that spoon in their mouth.

>>4545861
Justin's is better

>>4545861
I use it in firecrackers and snacks all the time.

>>4545897
>use it in firecrackers
my black person.
of course, not like you're going to use organic peanut butter.

Never really got what the big deal was about this.

but I'm black so that might have something to do with it

never tried this it looks like shit

I run 20k every week just so I can eat nutella. True story.

>>4545918
You should. It's like chocolate turned up to 11.

>>4545882
I care, because I'm not an hedonistic pig.

>>4545864
>>4545870
>>4545918
>>4545953

Dammit,it's like harcore sex in a jar!

>>4545975
>get called a hedonist
>compare nutella to hardcore sex

>>4545981
>>4545953
You say hedonist like it's a bad thing.

>>4545929
Really? To me actual chocolate tastes way better.

>>4545918
How does it look like shit?
It's shiny and chocolaty and sweet and morish and just plain delightful.

>>4546010
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/
this looks like actual human excrement

Superior spread coming through.

>>4546462
Jesus fuck keep that away from me

here's some ice cream with nutella

>>4545864
>that feel when eating chocolate causes nausea.

>>4546469
Fuck off, poser.

>>4545861
>expensive nutty chocolate
And suddenly people are putting this shit on everything
This kills the food

I love spreading it on my ass cheeks while my boyfriend licks it off.

Enjoy that 200 calorie per serving, 4000 calories per jar goodness you hamplanets

>>4546555
> Implying anyone eats nutella all the time
What is wrong with you? None or too much? What, no such thing as occasional treat you enjoy more than sex?

>>4546555
>bluh bluh buh uhh bluh uhh bluh

Blubbering retard.

>>4545861
>We would all eat Nutella out of the jar all day every day if we could get away with it.
Yeah, no. It's way too sweet.

>>4546555
Eh, it's a 'sometimes' food. I'm not going to eat the stuff if all I'm going to do is sit on my ass at the computer all day. I probably wouldn't eat it even if I planned to be more active, I don't even like it that much.

>>4546566
>>4546564
muh fat privilege

>>4546574
>muh fat hate

I don't even like nutella or any chocolate spread or even peanut butter. Because they suck. But fuck you. You're a faggot.

>>4546575
muhmuhmuhmuh fat priv

>>4546555
>200 calorie per serving

HAHA, that's not one my servings.

>mfw ameripoors don't know about nutella

>>4545861
Eh, I don't like nutella. I'd eat a (small) container of almond butter though, that shit's amazing.

>>4546649
Isn't it banned there?

i just had an epiphany:
1. chill N so you can roll balls, d about 3 cm
2. dip in deep-fry-dough
3. deep fry for 30 sec. on a stick
4. profit

>>4546700
Oh fuck I can feel my wallet trying to escape

You'd have a devil of a time trying to stop it melting once it's fried. You'd need to chill it again and batter hates being chilled.

>>4545861
>not having glorious union of Europe and America by spreading peanut butter on one piece of toast and nutella on the other and then combining them together for a toasted sandwich

>>4546708
> Implying I haven't done that before with pancakes.

>>4546700
>>4546704

hm. maybe chill, roll into balls, then freeze the balls. that way they won't melt as fast when frying.
might work!

>>4546708
I did that before and my mouth bled chocolate and peanut butter and it was so fucking awesome.

I did it like >>4546709 as well, but I used waffles instead.

>>4546681
Are you thinking of Kinder Surprises?

>>4546709
I imagine peanut butter and nutella would work well together as crepe fillings too.

>>4546735
They do.
I make crêpes filled with peanut butter, Nutella and sliced 'nanners.
Unless you've a great sense for how much the filling will expand as it heats up, use less Nutella and PB than you think you'd need lest you end up with an oozing pocket of delicious nutty napalm on your plate.

>>4546733
They aren't banned any more either.
>inb4 rash of child deaths

>>4546741
Where? They are still illegal in the US.

>>4546741
They are being modified for the American market though. The egg will come in two pieces and the container will have a thin plastic disk circling it being the divider between the two pieces of egg. It's not that the retarded ruling was repealed, they just went around it by exposing a fraction of a milimetre so that the food doesn't surround the inedible item.

>>4546749
No. That's a knock-off product being produced in Hackensack and not a Kinder/Ferrero product at all.

>>4545929
Why don't you just make 10 tastier?

If I didn't care about my health and weight I would eat them all day erryday. But because I do, I haven't eaten any nutella for several years.

>inb4 moderation

I can never be satisfied unless I consume like half a cup of it

>>4546555
not everybody eats a jar per serving, fatass.

>>4546783
My view on food is: I'd rather eat twice as much than to eat something twice as delicious. Most of my enjoyment is derived from simply eating anything at all rather than something specific I am eating

>>4546790
except it's not true, as you aren't eating 2 kilos of potatoes per day

I prefer eurocrem or picture related

I had toast with nutella and peanut butter for breakfast today.

>>4546809

if condiments had no nutritional value, I probably woudl

I dunno why, but whenever I eat Nutella, or really rich chocolate, my mouth feels like it's going numb and tingly.

I don't really get why.

>>4546574
/fit/ newfriend detected.

I used to eat it everyday cause poor, now I never want to see that shit again

Why is every Tumblrwhore and Amerifat fucking fascinated by Nutella lately? Also stop saying that it tastes like chocolate, it's the hazelnut that gives it the distinctive taste.

nutella is shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WMaDyA8F0A

>>4546927
Supposedly, the American stuff has way less hazelnut flavor than the Euro stuff. Haven't tried them side-by-side, so I can't verify that.

>>4546922
>drinking nutella

fugging yurofats

>>4546944

Are you retarded?

>>4546927
Australia here. We've enjoyed it for decades now. It tastes mostly like chocolate and the hazelnuts give it that distinctive taste.

Is it possible to 'grow out of' Nutella?
I used to love this shit. Thinking it was the glorious spread that peanut butter couldn't be.

Now I just don't like it at all anymore. I'd rather natural peanut butter.

I'm beginning to feel like Nutella is the Sriracha of spreads.

>>4546977
People change when they grow up. It can be due to a number of factors, such as a change in attitude due to life experiences or a change in brain chemistry due to puberty. Sounds like that's what happened to you.
Not to mention the rosy nostalgia glasses of half-remembered childhood may be distorting your memories.

>>4546981
lel fuck off

>>4545885
Justin's is $10 for the same sized jar as OP at my local hippie Co-Op and it's the only place you can buy it.

>>4546831
> macadamia creme

Holy shit how expensive is that? $30 a jar?

>>4546927

Children eat what their parents feed them. If they are not fed a certain food, they may not be aware of it. Later as they get older, they magically gain the ability to make independent consumer decisions. Scientists aren't quite sure how this process works, but it's been known for decades that teenaged girls often get very excited about nutella upon "discovering" it for the first time. This is nothing new.

Recipe for the potheads here.

You want sex in a jar?

Wait until your Nutella jar is half empty
Now fill it with whipped cream
Now fucking eat it

>>4546770

I know that feel. I have such an "All or nothing" kind of habit/personality. I either eat half a jar in one sitting or nothing at all.

>>4546783
you'd be surprised

>>4547157
Enjoy your diabetes, idiot

>>4547555
Thanks, you too!

to be honest i can't eat nutella out the jar
but I'll devour not nutty chocolate spreads a jar at the time

>>4547157
>not making nutella whipped cream

>>4546922

What is the drink actually? Milk?

obviously very related -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp__p3KWtEE

>>4547768

Estathe

>>4546922
> Nutella & EstaThe

Holy fuck Europe, why are you hiding this?