/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Whatever both of us would be comfortable with.

Who do you think he's texting?

>>4543638

most likely that dude in all her vidaz

>>4543632

implying girls will go on dates with me....

>>4543632
TAKE OFF THOSE STUPID ASS GLASSES

depends on the date, on the girl, everything. I think in terms of what should be presented to the girl.

1st date: lots of entertainment, enough food, a little bit of romance

as you go on more and more dates, the entertainment becomes less important and the romance more. until the entertainment and the romance are the same thing. at no point can you skimp on the food.

on the first date it's appropriate for you to pick the venue, but it will have to be one that is not inappropriate. you should pay. for everything. if you did well she will let you know with a kiss goodnight

depends if she's going to interact with you or just sit on her fucking phone the whole time like a rude bitch.

if it's meant to be, some weird ethnic place that a normal girl would be too scared to go to thinking she might get the shits.

otherwise, just some safe date food that's easy to digest and you won't look gross eating it.

>>4543708
Seriously. She looks like she's only there because he's paying. Walk out. Even if she stays with you, it's for reasons that only benefit herself. Just leave her abruptly.

>>4543632
Thats a dude OP. His name is Bailey Jay. He's a faggot trap. Hate to bust your bubble.
>on topic.
Ask girl what resteraunt food she likes.
Take her to a place that has said food.
¿?¿?¿?
Profit!

>>4543734
>she

>>4543632
>girl

Take em down to the peach tree dams.

>>4543743

Wait a second, you mean that's the one and only Line Trap??? Holy shit. He got even more trap-pier. I'd still let him suck my dick knowing he has a bigger dick than me

that show giving you the business on food network has an obvious tranny on right now
"she" is from the philippines and has a man voice


also the answer is a tapas place, I test her on things like sweetbreads, bone marrow, advanced level cheeses and the like to see if she can hang with me and is willing to step outside of her comfort zone. How she handles it determines if I want to move forward with her or not.

>>4543756
those bangs are because he is going bald

enjoy that

>>4543743
NO

>>4543764
whatevs. thats what hair weaves are for

>>4543770
Im for serious.

>guy flicking menus at shim before they've even ordered while shehe ignores him and fucks around on the cell phone
This tranny has succeeding in becoming a woman alright. Next she'll be complaining about women having a lesser social standing.

>>4543632

Who would have thought that OP would post a picture of a trap that got famous on 4chan without evening knowing who he was

>>4543794
Exactly.

>>4543780
Bailey identifies himself as a male; just a cross dressing male, not as an actual woman.

>>4543802
But he's a bitch...

>homosexual male that dresses like a woman that identifies as a male that acts like a woman

>>4543802
see I can respect that. He just embraced his faggotry and does what he likes, good for him.

I want to physically harm the ones that insist you call them girls. There was a girl in school that wanted to be a guy and shaved her head and shit and insisted people call her a him so one night we went to her house and painted dicks all over everything

>>4543632
to the fucking graveyard if she dared bring a smartphone to dinner with me

>>4543826

no wonder you've never had a gf

>>4543632

I would never date a girl. Or go anywhere with a girl. I like girls at least 1.5 m from me ... more is preferable. Much, much more.

>>4543826

As if you can afford dinner.

>>4543752
It's peachtree dance. God, you fucked up my favorite part of that movie.

Take her to Golden Corral

I try to strictly go for local sit down places, but my gf would go for even Braum's or KFC if completely up to her.

never been on a date

casual lunch: chicks love chipotle those salad bowl things

dinner: japanese is always good

Doesn't like raw fish? into the trash she goes

>>4543921
>taking a girl to a fast food restaurant on a date

>>4543921
>chicks love chipotle

Casual, non-chain, well-priced.

I'd probably do Japanese/sushi too because bitches love sushi, and one of my favourite/best sushi places in town does insanely good rolls for only around $7.

I take them to a pub. Have a 100% success-rate on the first date.

>>4543921
I don't know what type of grills you date anon, but I wouldn't date chicks who thought fast food was the better option on a first date

whos the "grill" in the gif

>>4544234
this is exactly what i do. place i go to has the best sushi around and lots of other great japanese food.

>not taking her for pho
Trust me, bitches that aren't stuck up drama queens love pho.

>>4543822
What the fuck?

>>4544268
I get very bloated when eating pho and only pho for some reason. It doesn't even matter how small of a portion it is, I will get bloated.

>>4544262
bailey jay

Olive Garden

I dated one girl, and now we're married. We just go where food is good, for the last anniversary we went to a very upscale Japanese place. usually, when we eat out its just at places we like, or have heard are good.

>tfw no date

captcha: thatbuti fine
so true!

>>4543632
My parents is good friends with someone who owns restaurants in town, so I can get free food depending where I go.
If I go to a sushi bar or hibachi I can get 50% off

Locally owned bars/restaurants that I frequent so the bartender can harsh on my date.

>>4544526
You'll just have to pay for your own dinner tonight then.

>>4543756
>Line trap
>He has boobs

>>4544607

Someone sounds bitter.

>>4543632
If you want food, just get it to go and take it somewhere away from people. Parks, lakes, etc

>>4543756
He looks disgusting now. Way too much plastic surgery. Also his penis is shriveling up from estrogen supplements

>>4543734

>How to look Autistic 101

>>4543632
Rape dungeon.

>>4544640
Australian detected?

somewhere local (not a chain) and not especially exotic or loud

I just want a guy to take me to a decent, but not pretentious, seafood place on the first date. I want to crack some crab legs and oyster shells together. Why does no one even mention this? It's a great way to stop the "OH god I better not be myself" stage and move right along to the learning about who each other really is.

>>4544712

Because it's expensive as an initial investment

>>4544712
Well, personally, I live in a landlocked state (Kentucky) so there aren't really many choices for this aside from a Chinese restaurant or a Red Lobster over an hour away. Taking a date to a Chinese buffet on the first date isn't exactly enticing.

OH also, most women down here in the South do not like seafood. Take them to a Red Lobster and they end up ordering steak. Go to Chinese buffet, they get the rolls and fried chicken.

Why aren't there more people like you where I live?

>>4544712

As well as stuff you eat with your hands, which is always good on a date, you should always try to go to a place where lots of small dishes come, like tapas or sushi or something. Then there's never a lull in conversation, because something comes to the table and you can talk about it.

>>4543632
I gave up on dating women and decided to stay alone because I've been falsely accused of rape more times than I would like. To answer your question though if I have to go out on a dinner date I would ask the person with me what they're in the mood for and decide from there.

>>4543734
>girl has cell phone out during two second video clip
>WHAT A CUNT SHE'S ONLY THERE BECAUSE SHE'S GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF HIM SHE IS CLEARLY UNINTERESTED LEAVE HER ABRUPTLY

>>4544761
>girl

>>4544741
I guess that's true, fair enough. I feel like both parties should pay for their own meal so I didn't think about that.

>>4544743
Come to Charleston, we are everywhere. Worst state in the country, but with a nice sweet spot here by the shore.

>get up in the morning
>walk 1/4 mile in the salty breeze to a little seafood place by the dock
>eat oysters that were just harvested 20 minutes ago right there
life is good

>>4544747
This too. The atmosphere when you're eating from a fancy plate with some fancy utensils just isn't comfortable for a first date.

>>4544785
>The atmosphere when you're eating from a fancy plate with some fancy utensils just isn't comfortable for a first date.

Yeah, dates should be comfortable and easy. Another thing, something my dad told me, is never order spaghetti on a first date unless you're very confident the girl likes you.

I'm liking the sound of Charleston though - I may have to visit next time in the us and a. Do you all do that funny dance from the '20s still?

>>4544788
> Do you all do that funny dance from the '20s still?
No wedding party is complete without it.

>>4544628
>get called out for bullshit things bitches do
>o-o-oh yeah? w-w-w-ell you're just a bitter virgin..h-ha!

bitch please

>>4544625
plastic bags filled with salt water arent boobs

Whereever you like the food.

If she doesn't like your choice, DUMP HER.

Golden Corral, show her how smart you are by buying unlimited steak for only $10.

>>4544783
>girl

>>4545067
dat chin

>>4544792
>No wedding party is complete without it.

Hey, I was just coming to visit, nobody mentioned marriage.

That said, if you're going to get married, maybe a woman who eats aphrodisiacs for breakfast would be a good option.

>>4543632
Is that bailey jay?
He's really cute if so.

My imagination.

Only place I ever took a girl out to dates were the movies. That way I don't have to hear them talk the entire time and get bored. They also like to hold hands and shit which gives me a boner.

>>4545054
I have done sizzler before
dat $4 salad bar when you buy an entree
>buy steak and baked potato
>eat your fill on meatballs, salad, and wings from the salad bar
>bring the steak home for lunch tomorrow

show her some value and your ability to plan ahead

>>4543689
>if you did well she will let you know with a kiss goodnight

letMeTellYouWhyThatsBullshit.png
(Would you believe I don't have a single one of these saved?)

I did this. All of this. We seem to have a great time. We're leaning into one another as we talk, she kisses me goodnight, a few times even. Bit of making out too. Never responded to my contact at any point after that.

She was constantly on her phone, so maybe she just wanted a free meal, who knows.

I only date prepubescent chicks, way easier. McDonalds play place, or if I really want to fuck her, Chuck E. Cheese for a couple hours. Chicks love the ball pit. I get to take off their shoes and socks too.

>>4545103
>>eat your fill on meatballs, salad, and wings from the salad bar

More like show her how much of a pig fatty you are

>>4544756
>yfw they answer rough sex

>>4545119

She tested you, and you failed. If a girl pulls away and you chase after her right away she won't bother.

>>4545201
Ah. Oh well. Considering I'm nearly a wizard and that was my first date ever, I'd say it went well all things considered.

>>4544756
>I gave up on dating women and decided to stay alone because I've been falsely accused of rape more times than I would like.
I think this is one of those times where instead of thinking it is everyone else but you, it is probably actually you.

No one walks around getting falsely accused of rape unless they have money or fame.

Me thinks you are a creep-o.

>>4544756

maybe there's something wrong about your game, player

like maybe you keep trying to rape people or something

>>4544756
you just need to start dating Klingons

>>4546151

>probably actually
>money or fame = time for rape accusations
>creep-o

Woman detected.

>>4546200
Nope, just a non-rapist or creep-o.

Also, I doubt a woman would admit other women accuse rich or famous men of rape for material gain.

>>4543632
to the fucking hospital if he doesn't take off those ridiculous frames.

>>4546201

>creep-o

creep-o... who says that?

>>4546151
Not that anon, but I was falsely accused of rape. Luckily, my brother managed to have video evidence of me not being anywhere near the girl at the time she claims she was raped. Not to mention I'm (almost) a wizard. We always knew she was a whore, we found out later she was claiming I raped her because in her whacked-out reasoning, if I was arrested for rape it'd be proof I'd be the father if she got pregnant.

It didn't help that she was an underage neighbor and my brother's at-the-time girlfriend.

>>4546216
They're cute.
I wouldn't expect somebody from 4chan to understand fashion or trying to attract a certain type of person you like.

>>4543794
it's sad, isn't it

we're slowly forgetting our old idols

RIP, line trap. at least they fap to you on /gif/

>>4544298
>>4544298

lel

One time I met this fine fucking grungy/punk chick at a bar.Really did look good, just rough. Took her to Taco Bell and payed for everything. Then I fucked her brains out three times in one night. Just go to Taco Bell, it works.

>>4546456
Most of the /ck/ regs these days only come here because we're too drunk to post on Reddit.

I won't even see your next ramen post.

>>4543794
>got famous on 4chan

Really? I thought her name Linetrap was just a name anon came up with for her like all camsluts, did she actually post here?

>>4546151
I'm just a wealthy man. Once the girl I was dating told me that if I didn't give her 50 grand she would go to the police and say I raped her. Sometimes i think it would be better if I was poor.

>>4546665
Seriously? What the fuck did you do?

>>4546666
I gave her 50 grand right after I raped her.

>>4546666
Well luckily I was driving so I took her to the police station and presented her along with the voice recorder I always keep running in my glove box to the police officer. Sounds like something out of a movie or novel eh?

>>4546674
I heard that was illegal (on 4chan). What did the cops say? (recording)

>>4546682
Well it falls under extortion so it was pretty serious. Charges were filed etc.

bump

>>4546665

You need to stop going for shitty women.

Try browsing a bookstore for a cute intellectual waifu who knows how to cook asian things. S'how I got married.

>>4548480
>Try browsing a bookstore for a cute intellectual waifu
Around me, the bookstores are 60% old men and neckbears, 25% couples, and 15% overweight angry feminists (roughly). Even the bar scene is better.

>>4548480
>looking for a date in bookstores

What? Sounds fucking creepy

>>4543632

> girl

>>4546456
heh..she's is cute

>>4548480

>katawa shoujo dating advice

>>4549389
woot !! a bailey thread.....

>>4549409

>>4549414
>>4549409
Im sorry but get that ugly homosexual male out of here.. this is a food board...

>>4549409
>>4549414
yuck

>>4543689

>you should pay

I disagree. Going Dutch is an excellent gold-digger filter. If she doesn't want a second date because you didn't pay for her meal, you didn't want to be with that bitch anyways.

>>4550984
>gold digger filter

First of all, there are girls who "dig for gold" by trying to get their date to pay for a dinner that costs, what? $30? Maybe $50?

Second, this is supposed to reflect on their propensity to dig for gold in a larger sense?

Something is wrong with this picture.

>>4550990

The only reason a woman wouldn't want a second date because you didn't pay for the entire first date is if she thinks "fuck him, he's poor/cheap meaning he won't buy me lots of things."

I want a woman who wants to be with me because she likes being with me, not because she wants me to buy her shit.

>>4550990
>Second, this is supposed to reflect on their propensity to dig for gold in a larger sense?
if you not paying for her meal is a deal breaker then yes, there's a good chance she's a greedy whore who feels she's entitled to have men spend money on her because she has a vagina

>>4551003
>>4551040

I guess I assumed people like this only existed on reality TV shows...

>>4551042

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2013/05/dear_prudence_i_m_too_pretty_for_my_fiance.html

>'m recently engaged to the most honest, thoughtful, and loving man I've ever met. He has supported me through many hard times, including losing my job and being assaulted. Here's the but about him: He makes no money. He has ambitions, and he's smart, but will likely only bring a middle-class income at best... I'm really, really pretty... part of me thinks I'm squandering my good looks on this poor man...

People of both sexes can be greedy fucks. When these greedy people possess vaginas they usually very quickly realize in life that they can use their vagina as a form of bartering for money in return. Once they realize this, god help the poor souls who are big enough of suckers to play their games.

>>4551068
Holy fucking shit, man. I raged so goddamn hard.

>>4548480

This story is 100% true and none of you can prove me otherwise. My waifu is so real and she cooks me asian things and watches anime with me everyday. She loves me for my personality not my looks.

>>4551169
why because she is being truthful ??

I feel the same as she does ..only I am a guy..
and in the oppsite reflection...I am not " hot looking " but I am not a troll either..I am average ..however I make a shit load of money , I own my own company, ya I work some shitty hours alot , 3 a.m. to whenever the job is finished and I work alot of weekends in the spring and summer sometimes 7 days a week... and this makes it hard to have a relationship because I hit the rack at 6:30 7:00 p.m. most days,
HOWEVER ...I still want an attractive hotty with me to do things with , some one cute and energetic ect...NOT THESE stay at home fat out of shape wookie throwbacks, which seems to ne the only things that are available because of the hours I keep.....so as bad as this sounds I feel that because I have the money I deserve the best , yes pretty girls are high maintainance but worth the cost if you can afford them.... I am not deluding myself into thinking it's because of my looks ...it is because of the money,, eventually I know this will change but for the mean time ...I am good with it ....

>>4543632
>those glasses

>>4551939
All I can say about this is fuck bitches. They aren't worth the money, plus enjoy losing half your shit once you tie the knot.

they say McDonalds isn't a restaurant, well I guess I'm wrong
but if you gonna tell me that the A&W ain't the spot for the best hot dogs you can get the fuck on, dawg

This thread

>>4552050
one word for you . PRE-NUP

>>4552058

Not a single period in the whole damn post...

I think it's missing several other punctuational elements as well.

This was painful to read.

Please die in a fire.

>>4552050
thank you, human being of the year

>>4552108
I don't think rap songs usually have periods.

>>4552117

Nigga, wut?

>>4543689
>you should pay. for everything. if you did well she will let you know with a kiss goodnight

ITT: betas

>>4544712
>learning about who each other really is.

with that grammar, it's no wonder no one wants to spend any decent amount of money on you.

>>4552623
>Bitch about grammar
>0 capital letters used

>>4552636
>thinks punctuation relates to grammar
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