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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Theres a girl that i met working at Trader Joe's.... Her name is Noelle.... She is 17, 18 in 2 weeks... Prettist thing ive ever seen... Shes stuck her tongue at me and flipped me off....Im going to attack it in 2 weeks.... HARD... give me some advice....

Pic relatedf, soft 17 YO skin.... mmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.4501196

I don't know, OP. She looks like a real dummy. I prefer smart chicks.

>> No.4501242

bump

>> No.4501264
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>>4501196
Is this better, Arsehole?????

>> No.4501275

HOLY FUCK IT IS A DUMMY... Fuck you Google images.... GOD DAMN.... Wasnt expecting that... Christ...

>> No.4501277

>>4501264
would penetrate with penis

>> No.4501281

OP here.. i posted a cyborg.. too drunk to realize.. FUCK!! shed probably tear my dick off! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

>> No.4501285
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>>4501183
i fucked a noelle the other weekend

>6'0'' 34DDD amazonian goddess

>> No.4501287

>>4501264
Is this the girl, OP?

>> No.4501290

>>4501285
Marry her.

>> No.4501296

>>4501287
George Castanza, Slight Whimper.... "No..ooo..oo" Looks for mom... I was drunk, Jerry, Drunk!!!!

>> No.4501299

>>4501296
Why are you faking being drunk? Your spelling says you're a lying piece of shit.

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>>4501290
Its between her and a 5'8'' microbio masters graduate who is both into /fit/ness and cooking

>mfw i snuggle with her cat while she makes steak eggs and potatoes for me almost every morning I sleep over

still gotta get her to be more of a foodie, despite her amazing protein pancakes

>> No.4501309

>>4501299
Im drunk as shit...
Simple spelling i guess.. no hard words..
Last girlfriend was bulgasrian... used to get on my case for spelling the wrong...

>> No.4501315

>>4501302
I'm jealous of you. Show me a picture of her.

>> No.4501321

>>4501183
Give it to her, OP. Go get em'

>> No.4501337

LOL... why hasnt anybody called the cyborg picture yet? Cyborgs dont cry.... you can tear your dick up on some of that Silicone... It dont give like pussy...

>> No.4501344

>>4501337
>samefagging your own thread

>> No.4501346

>>4501344
Drunk as shit... sorry

>> No.4501350

>>4501346
>saying you're drunk as shit more than once
>apologizing for it

Be a man.