/ck/ - Food & Cooking

YOU MEAN ACTUALLY CONSUME SOMETHING WITHOUT FLAVORING AND SWEET SWEET SUGAR???? GROSS. MAH FAT ARE MAH GENETICS!

fuckin water, man. i honestly dont understand why it gets so much hate. it's easily more refreshing than any other drink. then again, it DOES lack ~25 or so grams of sugar that fatties tend to crave.

hey fatties, why dont you just take some water and mix a bunch of sugar in?

>>4467599
>hey fatties, why don't you just take some water and mix a bunch of sugar in?

That would burn precious calories, not to mention it takes effort to get up and actually do something.

>>4467599

>>4467617
>labored breathing intensifies

I drink water when there is nothing else to drink.

All I have in my room is bottles of water.

God damn I love ice water. Fatties that live off of soda are a waste of space.

>>4467663
i dont get how they do it.

i got a 2L when i ordered pizza one time and drank nothing but that until it was gone... and i felt fucking awful. and my piss was bright yellow. shit's not healthy man.

>>4467663
And you're not a waste of space? Just because of your beverage preference?

Iced tea master race.
Plain water is fine too though.

>>4467692

No, only fatties are a waste of space.

>>4465919
Where's the meat in that food pyramid?

>>4467710
I like it that way, that way we can fuck you up and have fuck eating as well you stupid fucking cunt!

>>4467711
It's nowhere you stupid vegan socialist. Go back to Russia. Or do you need one of these...

IN SOVIET RUSSA VEGATBLE EAT YOU!

Idiot!!!

>>4467692
Nah I am, but fat folks are worse. Work out a little bit and don't dump sugar into yourself like I do liquor.

I'll give you a dollar for every ten pushups you can do. No girly ones though.

>>4467716
You can't fuck up anything more than a Big Mac up, buddy guy.

>>4467692

Fatties take up way more space, so it's worse

>>4467663
AWESOME FUCKING PIC

>>4467710
No, assholes like you are a waste of space.

>>4467726
That's a deal homo, but since you say that I'm a fat fuck, let's make it 1 USD per pushup. Don't take a bet that you can't lose.

how the fuck can anyone not like drinking water this thread is fucking stupid

Did /ck/ turn into /b/? What's with the shitposting?

>>4467736
You sound like you need a 2 liter of Mountain Dew.

>>4467754
Just roll with it.

>>4467736
Dollars to donuts that you voted for obama and hillary. Fucking sucker.

>>4467735
You may not be fat, but you certainly are soft.

>>4467757
That means a lot coming from nation that needs steve irwin as a national holiday... piss the fuck off!

hahahaha: captcha: htselepl socialistic

Im not even a fat-hate poster, but fuck the water thing annoys me.
>Be at work
>always have some water because its refreshing
>"you drink alot of water" says this pudgy chick i sit next to
>"yeah i guess"
>she says "i know its good for you, but i just cant drink water"
>"i miss flavor too much"
>as she sucks down her silo of Mtn Dew
yeah, its the flavor

Im not judging someone for drinking a soda with lunch or a fagged up coffee in the morning, but these fucking fucks are supplying 100% of their body's substantial requirement for hydration with sugar water.

>>4467764
What the fuck is that? That faggot from the upper west side? Winefeld? Upper west side Manhattan Yenta. Good try there, YOU FAIL!

>>4467769
>steve irwin as a national holiday
Uh. wat?
>>4467772
Ok, you've lost your mind.

>>4467771
>trying to make a point and failing miserably

>>4467762

>faggot conservatard can't see anything except through a political lens
>doesn't even realize that it was impossible to vote for both Hilary and Obama

>>4467783
>idiot that doesn't know where it's taxes are going and being so stupid that it's the same socialist vote.

You stupid fucking muppet cunt.

> so stupid that they don't realise that they're stupid... that's obama/hillary voters/supporters.

>>4467805

>he probably thinks the major discretionary budget items are welfare and foreign aid!
>he doesn't know what socialism is!

>drinking soda
>BUYING soda

>>4467812
>not supporting small business by occasionally enjoying a bottle of soda from your local soda shop

>>4467762

>mfw conservatives are statistically much more likely to be fat as fatass

>http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/12/are-conservatives-fatter-than-liberals/#.UY0Xr7VwrTQ

>>4467816
>pouring money straight down the toilet

>>4467816

>going to the soda shop when you could be supporting local breweries and distillers

>>4467816
You spelled brewery wrong

>>4467809
>doesn't realise that, that's not the point, and citizens would be better off spending their own money, and not having the government spend it for them.

> moron detected

> MONGO LIEK MORONS

>>4467805
Would you mind pretending to be retarded elaewhere?

>>>/pol/

>>4467822
>implying posting shitty reaction images on /ck/ isn't pouring money straight down the toilet too

>>4467823
>not doing both
>not supporting your local wineries too
>not supporting your local restaurant scene
>not supporting small theaters
>not supporting local farmer's markets
>not frequenting local butchers
>not doing a bunch of other things I forget at the moment that you really should be doing to support the local economy

New update guys. I put 3 tablespoons of sugar in water and bravely took a drink. To my suprise, it didn't taste anything like soda. At all. So maybe there IS flavor in soda! Maybe its not just water and high fructose corn syrup like /ck/ would lead you to believe!

>>4467845
Get better taste buds, scrublord

>>4467834
You must love the palastinians as well... I'm gonna have some fun with you before this thread gets deleted.

>>4467845
It took you this long to realize this?

Most sodas have a huge list of essential oils and flavorants to create a distinctive flavor and smaller bottlers are far more willing to use very exotic flavors.

>>4467851
>palastinians

What does Palestine have to do with this?

>>4467834
>hrr durr i love the palastinians and whatever the media tells meh to wub

>>4467855
Idicracy. But then if you don't know that already, then you fail big >TIEM!

>>4467852
>thinking that post was serious
Dude, your autism is showing.

there's only 1 thing more refreshing than a cool glass of water
drinking an ice cold beer while taking a hot shower

>>4467859
Aye, taking a piss in the shower is nice as well.
Just sayin'

>>4467862
>>4467857
Go on, this is amusing me.

Water tastes like shit
inb4 buh buh buh it dusnt taste liek anyting
I don't like soda either
Milk/juice master race

>don't like driking water

I did until I realized I had a driking problem.

I am not an alcohol but driking is destroying my family.

>>4467858
TIMMAY!

>>4467877
I hate you fussy manchildren.

>>4467907
>fussy
I drink water when there's nothing else
I can get off from mocking people who mock others

>>4467907
Fucking terrible people to deal with.

>>4467913
>Water tastes like shit
Yeah, you're fussy.

>>4467915
All water is created equal, obviously

>mfw properly clean, almost completely uncontaminated water is a luxury only modern man has really been able to enjoy

>>4467922
>that glorius feel

>>4467922
Dat Scottish tap water

>>4467922
That pic makes me laugh every time.

>Only drink water and black coffee.
>Chuckle at fatasses chugging down sugar shit.
Fatasfatasses gonna fatass.

>tfw learned that in the US there's people who actually don't drink water
It just boggles my mind that you can survive with soda.

>>4467941
It has water content so it is possible, but would be very bad for you health wise

>>4467941
murrikan here, i dont understand how they do it. shit dehydrates you. i imagine it gets really bad if they ever have to leave their computers.

>tap water almost as clear as urine
Norwegian with spring water in our tap

>>4467941
Soda is 99% water just like every other beverage that isn't alcoholic and the whole "dehydration hurr hurr" thing is a myth.

Not that soda is the best thing ever to binge on, but.

>>4467953
Caffeine is a diuretic

>>4467968
>Most people who consume caffeine, however, ingest it daily. Regular users of caffeine have been shown to develop a strong tolerance to the diuretic effect,[40] and studies have generally failed to support the notion that ordinary consumption of caffeinated beverages contributes significantly to dehydration, even in athletes.[41][42][43]

It's a myth. Even if caffeine did have more than a marginal impact on water retention the quantity in your average soda is so low in comparison to, say, coffee, which nobody claims has a dehydrating effect as far as I'm aware, that it would be completely nonsensical to claim it could somehow magically be able to remove say, the 12 oz of water you took in from the soda in the first place. Coca Cola has about 34 mg of caffeine per 12 fl oz, which would literally mean that in order to dehydrate someone, that 34 milligram dose would have to pull and forcibly cause the person to excrete more than 10000 times its own weight in water.

>>4467990
>coffee, which nobody claims has a dehydrating effect as far as I'm aware
what? every time i drink a bunch of coffee and no water, my piss ends up bright yellow. pretty sure that's a good indicator of dehydration.

>>4467993
forgot to mention- beer is also mostly water, but that will dehydrate you no problemo

>>4467990
Its not a myth.

>>4467993
Actually, healthy urine is somewhere between pale to bright yellow. The yellow color is from a waste product that the body rids itself of called Urobilin. Colorless urine is actually an indication of overhydration, as the body is literally ridding itself of water it cannot use.

Very dark yellow urine is the dehydration indicator.

>>4468000
That's because ethyl alcohol is far more abundant in beer than caffeine is in any soft drink. Even in coffee caffeine content is still far less than 1% by weight of the water whilst in beer alcohol can range from 3 - 11% by weight.

Also, alcohol is a far more powerful drug than caffeine and has far more potent effects on the body.

Regardless, the science is quite clear on the subject of coffee and soda and dehydration, that is, neither have the ability to dehydrate you.

>>4468018
It is a myth.

>>4467931
You must be a very dull and lonely person.

>>4467754
Lots of cross board pollination. People are hedging their boards in preparation for this summer.

>>4468039
Perhaps. But I find solace in the fact that I'm not the mass of a small planet, unlike most everyone else in my fucking corner of the U.S. I'm shallow like that.

XD

>>4467990
You mean like the way the salt in the soda actually hydrates you?

I drink quite a lot of soda, though mostly diet since It tastes better.

While water is superior, I use soda as a treat. More something to spice up your life instead of drinking only water and coffee.

>>4468414
Way to give yourself retardation, bro.
Have you heard of the cumulative effects of aspartame?

>>4468417
Who cares about a little bit of cancer. Everything you do gives you cancer.

And it's not like I live on the stuff.

I wish this >>4468413 faggot tripfag would leave.

>>4468425
Every time you "treat" your self you should not operate flying vehicles.
I guess you like paying for your own stupidity.
Sorry I'll be quiet now.
XP

>>4468432
Summer is here dawg. I'm out.

>>4467931
are you me?

>>4468489
Yes, I am.

ITT: obese idiots get to feel a little less obese because they drink a glass of water with their cholesterol medication

Everyone drinks water. Literally. Everyone on this planet drinks water. You're still fat.

>>4468437
Fix your trip, you fucking twit. A girl "that" will break the rules is not proper grammar.

>>4468650
So instead of vegan hate threads, today we get fat hate threads. Commence saging.

>>4468650
You mad because you don't know how to work out, chunky McGee?

>>4468657
Get used to it, it's only going to get worse. I'll let you guess where all the quality posters moved on to.

>>4468655
The grammar is fine. Go back to lereddit, retard.

>>4467990
>this post

seriously guys, im sure it dehydrates to an EXTENT, but for example, when you ingest 12 ounces, maybe the caffiene and salt dehydrates of....1 ounce. your still 11 ounces plus here.

>>4468417
oh fuck i drank a diet soda once

now ive got downs

>>4468657

More like...

>Commence sagging

>>4468671
>being this uneducated

>>4468996
>I'm on 4chan but I'm totally smarter than you.

>>4468671
You should really stop telling people to go there, they may never come back... because, you know, there's actually quality content and hourly OC there, unlike this festering shithole.

>>4469007
Link to reddit's version of /ck/? I'm not really familiar with that site and don't know how it's organised...

I only drink water with Propel packets.

>>4469004
Man, I browse 4chan sometimes, I must be a total idiot. To be fair, I do regret coming here the majority of the time because of how bad it is.

Water fucking ruuuules. Carbonated mineral water is the shit, too. A million times tastier than filthy soda.

>>4469099
Lies and slander. Topo Chico, Perrier, and Ozarka sparkling water is fucking nasty shit. I don't know why, because I love drinking flat water, and I love soda, but I just can't drink straight carbonated water. Shit is gross.

>>4469106
Have you tried La Croix or Canada Dry's flavored ones, though? Delish.

>>4469117
No, just the aforementioned (and what comes out of fountain machines when you're out of syrup - the worst of the lot). I like Canada Dry Ginger Ale, maybe I'll try their sparkling water some time.

>I have to like water or tea or soda only.
Fuck off, I like all types of drinks. I don't just limit myself to a single beverage. Generally I drink water throughout the day. If I go out to eat I get a coke. If I feel like going through the trouble I make some tea.

Ice water. No fancy flavorings or fizzy bubble shit that turns pure, good, and tastey water into trash. Just water poured over ice.

>water
>only drink it when i play /sp/ or actually thirst
pic related

>>4467236
Wait, wait, there is people who don't like drinking water?

I'm not huge on it if it's not cold but then I don't really like any drinks (that are intended to be served cold) unless they're as close to frozen as possible. I LOVE ice cold water though.

>>4471092
Yep. Coworker would have a bangin' body, but her teeth are all filled with cavities (only recently filled in ugh) due to smoking and almost exclusively drinking soft drinks.

My first dorm mate only drank gatorade or soft drinks, "cause water taste boo boo nigga." I'm sure he's going to be just fine in life.

My previous roommate drank only gatorade, chocolate milk, energy drinks and soft drinks.

I don't fucking get it. I love cold, filtered water. I drink water almost exclusively. The people that stamp their feet and say it "tastes bad" or has no flavor had terrible parents and will wind up with type 2 diabeetus.