/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4458321
wtf is nr

>alcohol
>tasty

Kahlua
Cointreau
Advocaat(if you like custard)

What kind of drinks are you going to be mixing?

>>4458347
article number

>>4458374
i have some kahlua already
ah yes cointreau
yeah no custard

all kinds of drinks, i want to try stuff

The most delicious "crowd pleaser" drink i've ever made is the dirty girl scout cookie

1 shot Creme de menthe
1 shot Creme de cacao
1 shot vodka
milk

>>4458442
creme is milk right?
i can't really drink milk myself

>>4458471
wow i did not read that thoroughly.
i tried a b52 once, had to go home from the club

bump

You are wasting your money. Buy shit tier booze, no one will know the fucking difference.

>>4458865
yeah no thanks, i want tasty drinks

From the shopping list it appears you're missing some tampons, because you drink like a little girl that just got her period.

>>4458321
Creme de Banana? What are you fucking stupid? People will throw up from this shit. Also Curacao? That stuff that is only used to color other drinks and make them equally repulsive?

Just buy Vodka, Red Bull, Rum, Coke, midtier whiskey, Jägermeister, soft drinks, and couple a boxes of beer. Keep it simple, don't try to pretend like you know anything about alcohol when you clearly don't.

>No beer
Add beer. Also add Goldstrike.

>>4458879
if you're referring to whiskey - i don't like it

>>4458887
any better banana liquors?
the curacao is for one drink only but i just noticed they don't have it in-store so fuck it.

those are so bland.

>>4458908
There are no banana liquors out there that won't make people throw up. Better replace it with Baileys or something if you need something sweet.

>>4458909
i only like a few sorts of dark lager so i dunno really, i guess i gotta buy some for the other people though

>>4458925
i got baileys but my stomach can't handle it

>>4458908

Oh, sorry to offend little lady! You just go ahead and enjoy your big box of liquers - but could I suggest adding some peppermint schnapps as well?

For a bar basic well liquor is gin, whiskey, tequila, vodka, white rum. This, simple syrup, citrus juices, and some vermouth will let you make actual tasty drinks easily. Which is what you want if your party isn't just you and your stuffed animals.

Your shopping list is seriously for appletinis only.

>>4458935
that's why i said i wanted more stuff

good tequila is hard to come by sadly.
i don't even think i've tried gin/rum.

>>4458929
>i only like a few sorts of dark lager
>i don't even think i've tried gin/rum
>my stomach can't handle it

Dude, this party is not just about you.

>>4458948
i mentioned it
however i don't know what "brands" to buy

>>4458875
I gurantee no one at your party will be able to tell the difference between absolut vodka and the shitty bottom shelf stuff, especially if you're using it in mixers

>>4458958
still, the price difference isn't big, a 700ml bottle is about $38.

>>4458960
eggs & milk(?) - the perfect combination

>>4458929
>"my stomach can't handle baileys"

>>4458950
Smirnoff Vodka
Jameson Whiskey
Bacardi Rum
Gordon's Gin
Captain Morgan
Jägermeister
Jose Cuervo Tequila
Whatever your local most favorite beer brand is

>>4458962
That's crazy, here in the UK absolut is £19 ($29~) for 700 ml and cheap shit is like £8-9 ($12~)

>>4458875
I know you think everyone is going to lose their shit because you got the "expensive stuff" but the truth is maybe 5% of the people you know could tell the difference. This is party, for people in their early to mid 20's. No one will give a shit about how well you mix the drinks and the subtle hits of upyourownass that go into every red solo cup. Save your money, buy yourself some top shelf stuff that you enjoy and crack it open for the few people that will appreciate it or you truly want to impress.

But hell, we all have to learn the hard way. Drop $500 dollars on booze for shit heads that are just going to throw it up 2 hours later. It's a learning curve any good host has to experience first hand.

>>4458971
this is pretty much /thread for the kind of party you're having

>>4458971
well that's about the regular ones i guess, you reminded me of some

>>4458972
it's funny because i live in sweden and absolut is our own vodka

>>4458975
impress? i've got money and i like the "expensive" stuff a bit more.

>>4458980

just go for everything in >>4458971

on top of the weird shit you already have

>>4458989
aight

but for making more drinks, what's something universal with the stuff i already have?

>>4458980
>impress? i've got money and i like the "expensive" stuff a bit more.
babbies first spoiled party

>>4458997
spoiled party? what are you on about?
i'm moving out and i got a big paycheck, so why not?

>>4458996
>implying vodka isnt the most universal alcoholic drink ever
>implying your cant combine it with a multitude of juices or soft drinks
>implying people would want to drink more than 3 different kinds of alcoholic drinks at a party

Dude, you dont need all the extra

>>4459001
i want the extra, i like drinks
we're not gonna be a lot of people really

i can't make drinks with just vodka, and adding orange juice to it doesn't really make something good

>>4458996
Orange juice.
I have no clue what concoctions from hell you are making but everything on your list can be dumped into OJ for a successful mixed drink.

>>4459003
>implying people would want to drink more than 3 different kinds of alcoholic drinks at a party
>we're not gonna be a lot of people really

>>4459000
Honestly just don't buy any of that stuff in the OP if you're having a 'big party', making fancy, tasty cocktails is a lot of fun, but it's not worth it when there's a lot of people around. You just want to get the most basic alchohol (vodka, gin rum, maybe whiskey) and a shit load of carbonated soft drinks to mix with them. Save the fancy shit for when you are on your own or with a small gathering.

>>4459009
i'm getting so confused

>>4459011
>>4459007
we're gonna be like 10 people so it's not that bad. mixing vodka with soft drinks is the worst fucking thing that i know of, i want to make proper stuff.

>>4459014
What's the point in having a million different kinds of drinks for a small gathering? Better set up a small selection of drinks or cocktails and make those as fancy as you want them.

>>4459024
this is big? i can't even make a lot of drinks with this.
i don't plan to use it all up either at once

>>4459028
10 people is a 'small gathering'

>>4459014
Ok. So look up a few good cocktail recipes and buy the stuff for those. Shit man you are making this way too complicated. It's going to be a long night if you are expecting to mix 20 kinds of specialty cocktails. Manhattan, martini, margarita, whiskey sours, Singapore sling. That is my goto list when mixing for parties. Everyone else is free to help themselves to the Smirnoff, captain Morgan, coke and OJ.

>>4459014
Fine, jesus christ.

Get some vermouth and make martini's with the vodka.
Get some tequila, mix it with the Curacao Bleu with some citrus juice and some tonic water.
You usually want something to do the occasional shot with, so you can do this with the tequila.
Get some Gin for gin and tonics.
Don't buy the banana liquour.
Just drink the apple sourz straight it's weak as fuck, if not mix with tonic water.
Amaretto, rum and coke is a suprsingly tasty mix.

>>4459028
Am I talking to a retard?

>>4459035
Oh and Long Island iced teas and adios MF for anyone looking to get shit faced.

>>4459034
now this sounds better
>>4459035
>It's going to be a long night
yes it is, sounds good

>>4459036
not with alcohol worth hundreds of dollars in a small apartment

>>4459037
perhaps, some people call me that

>>4459045
i'd very much like to do long islands but they require so much stuff i'm never gonna use outside it

>>4459043
I ment a long night of you doing nothing but mixing drinks and not socializing. I have been where you are. It is less fun than you think.

>>4459052
>asking for fancy drinks
>asking for recipes that require multiple types of alcohol
>stating that a long island requires too many ingredients

Faggot.

>>4458971
Will you all just listen to this nigger and let this thread die?

>>4459058
we are multiple people who are gonna mix drinks, including a friend of mine who's a bartender

>>4459061
long island requires like 4 different liquors iirc, buying those just for the drink is pretty much a waste

>>4459052
You will use it. If you plan to ever have another party it will be used.

>>4459067
Haha, you're having multiple people mixing drinks for a gathering of 10 people? You're such a dense motherfucker and you don't even get it.

>>4458321
Disaronno
Not even once

>>4459066
i am

>>4459069
i suppose triple sec is the only one i won't use it seems, eh why not

>>4459075
i don't even know what you're talking about, what's wrong with that?

>>4459076
why not? pink panther and others

>>4458971

If you're mixing it here's some fixes
Whiskey - Evan Williams. Even neat most people can't tell the difference.

Rum - cheap shit. Unless it's a daquiri or straight it doesn't matter.

Gin - babies like OP don't drink it. Forget it.

Tequila - Sauza is cheaper and better than cuervo.

>>4459067
Your bartender friend will end up doing all the work. Call him, ask him what he needs to make the night not suck cocks, go buy that and nothing else.

>>4459074
>i am
>no sage

>>4459094
will take a look at.

>>4459097
i've talked to him already and he said some stuff that's posted in this thread already so we're set on that part. some of this stuff is pretty much only for me

>>4459109
To sum it up:
>youre having 10 people over which is a big party to you
>you want to have many available drinks, all super fancy yet you refuse something as "complicated" as a LIT
>you have more than two people mixing drinks for all those 10 people
>you dont know any brands yet you want to have all the expensive stuff
>you want several different types of alcohol even though most of the stuff is pretty much only for you

Confirmed for this week's biggest idiot on /ck/. And it's only Tuesday.

>>4459127
bitchez love ma money

>>4459109
>some of this stuff is pretty much only for me

OP confirmed for 13 year old girl

>>4459188
what if i like cider and breezer?

ITT
>people think creme de cacao has cream in it
>people think baileys has egg in it
>people are calling apple puckers and absolut "fancy"
>some guy keeps saying creme de banana will make people throw up
>others are assuming they'll be drinking the liqueurs straight
>OP has no idea what he wants

/ck/, ladies and gentleman

>>4459202

It's a step up from OPs shopping list

>>4459210
This is pretty hilarious when you don't drink alcohol and thus don't have those kind of complicated decisions to make.

>>4459210
>mfw

>>4459214
i'm the same guy man
i am taking a lot of the suggestions posted here

>>4459215

Enjoy it, seems to be soberfags only joy in life.

>>4459210
>people think baileys has egg in it
seems like i confused it with something else, welp

>>4459215
Or if you drink alcohol like a non-faggot and you don't have to ask stupid questions like OP.

>>4459210
inb4 20 years as chef at the finest restaurants of the country and another 20 years as bartender in every part of the world

>>4459244
I think you could be under 21 and just have a basic understanding of liquor to find objections with this thread.

Absolut Vodka is one of the worst vodkas out there.
Just buy something cheaper, it's most likely better and it's not like anyone can tell the difference with the low grade shit anyway.

Kahlua
Half'n'half

The Dude will abide...

>>4459759

That's 2/3 of a white russian. Donny, you're out of your element

>>4459953
OP is already buying vodka

>>4459953
What >>4459970 said, man. Try and keep up.

>>4459970

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know how to make drinks

i'm still here

>>4459759
white russian is my favorite drink but as said i can't handle milk so it's pretty much a disaster

>>4459987
Die already, faggot.

>>4460164
sent ;)